rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,564Community Moderator
edited October 2014
Tala: *Accepts the handshake* Welcome aboard. Be ready to get left out quite a bit, or have a hernia. Krystal's not exactly the type to let anyone babysit her. She's more of a hands on Captain.
Jade: Just get your tail over here and you'll find out.
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
Tala: *Accepts the handshake* Welcome aboard. Be ready to get left out quite a bit, or have a hernia. Krystal's not exactly the type to let anyone babysit her. She's more of a hands on Captain.
Jade: Just get your tail over here and you'll find out.
*Rachel laughs ruefully*
I know the type. Trenek was a damn good CO, sharp as a tack, but I had this one guy, Yrta Shrall. Newish guy, Andorian, decent leader, loved the hands-on approach. Poor guy got used as a pawn in a Paxtonist plot a year after I transferred off, died saving the President from terrorists. Pity, he was a good man, good Captain. Always gave me heart palpitations when I was on his security detail, but he was a good man.
I take it Captain Jade's the same way?
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,564Community Moderator
edited October 2014
*No alarm goes off, as Shadow's DNA Profile was now on file*
*Jade goes into her ready room and pulls Shadow into a hug*
Good to see you again.
***
Tala: You have no idea. She earned her command out of Vega Colony... as an Ensign. Been a hands on leader ever since. Probably why her crew will stand by her. Because she doesn't just command, she leads. Shares the risk with her crew.
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,564Community Moderator
edited October 2014
Well... you might want to sit down for this next bit.
*Releases Shadow and walks over to her desk*
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,564Community Moderator
edited October 2014
Stop protecting yourself Shadow. Its not about you.
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,564Community Moderator
edited October 2014
Well... its not something wrong...
*Takes a deep breath*
Biological relationship between us asside... you're gonna be an Uncle. I'm pregnant.
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,564Community Moderator
yep, and i'm not surprised - what with the way you two were going at it that one day...sheesh; if i had stuck a tribble in there, it would've spent the duration staring at you two in amazement
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
Tala: You have no idea. She earned her command out of Vega Colony... as an Ensign. Been a hands on leader ever since. Probably why her crew will stand by her. Because she doesn't just command, she leads. Shares the risk with her crew.
*No alarm goes off, as Shadow's DNA Profile was now on file*
*Jade goes into her ready room and pulls Shadow into a hug*
Good to see you again.
***
Tala: You have no idea. She earned her command out of Vega Colony... as an Ensign. Been a hands on leader ever since. Probably why her crew will stand by her. Because she doesn't just command, she leads. Shares the risk with her crew.
(OOC: Whoops, missed that, thanks guys)
*Rachel raises an eyebrow*
Good. I like that type.
Normally leery of all those green Captains from Vega, but given Captain Jade's service record...*flips through a PADD detailing the Regime and the chaos Jade's been through as a liaison*...I'd say she's done at least as well as Trenek would've, and he has decades of experience and spent months babysitting that psychopath Three.
This should be fun.
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,564Community Moderator
edited October 2014
Um... well... I didn't know you could smell it?
***
Tala: Just don't push her. Krys is a maverick.
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,564Community Moderator
edited October 2014
Guess you can't pick up on it if its yourself. And I got a fox sense of smell.
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
OOC: *Wipes hand on pants.* EW! I touched pregnant hermaphrodite! EW!:P
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,564Community Moderator
edited October 2014
Tala: Probably you getting told to back off quite a few times. Especially if what I heard from Dr. Reynolds is true.
***
*Blinks*
Not gonna ask how that works out.
(the one you met actually wasn't the real shadow; it was a homunculus, since the real one is currently operating as an...'exchange' officer aboard a certain ferasan doctor's/mad scientist's/geneticist's ship)
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
Tala: Probably you getting told to back off quite a few times. Especially if what I heard from Dr. Reynolds is true.
***
*Blinks*
Not gonna ask how that works out.
What do you mean?
And I meant enemy forces. Kazon? Malon? Turei? I've done some combat sims, I can take an entire ship full of Kazon without a phaser, but I've heard that other species are tougher and nastier.
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,564Community Moderator
edited October 2014
I think I'll stick to staying female...
***
Tala: Don't know what to expect. As to what I mean... Kayla broke the news to her recently. Get ready for mood swings. She's pregnant.
I think I'll stick to staying female...
***
Tala: Don't know what to expect. As to what I mean... Kayla broke the news to her recently. Get ready for mood swings. She's pregnant.
*clicks tongue*
Ouch. Makes me almost glad the augments left me sterile.
Anyway. Nice talking to you, I need to hand off to K'tar and secure the ship. Catch you in Ten Forward for drinks in a couple hours?
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
Comments
Jade: Just get your tail over here and you'll find out.
*cuts the comm link and apparates over to the lexington*
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
*Rachel laughs ruefully*
I know the type. Trenek was a damn good CO, sharp as a tack, but I had this one guy, Yrta Shrall. Newish guy, Andorian, decent leader, loved the hands-on approach. Poor guy got used as a pawn in a Paxtonist plot a year after I transferred off, died saving the President from terrorists. Pity, he was a good man, good Captain. Always gave me heart palpitations when I was on his security detail, but he was a good man.
I take it Captain Jade's the same way?
*Jade goes into her ready room and pulls Shadow into a hug*
Good to see you again.
***
Tala: You have no idea. She earned her command out of Vega Colony... as an Ensign. Been a hands on leader ever since. Probably why her crew will stand by her. Because she doesn't just command, she leads. Shares the risk with her crew.
well, i wasn't expecting this...
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
*Releases Shadow and walks over to her desk*
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
oh good...well, it can't be anything wrong with you or kuntel, because the both of you are alive and didn't seem mutilated in any way
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
*Takes a deep breath*
Biological relationship between us asside... you're gonna be an Uncle. I'm pregnant.
that's it? that's the big news?
i knew you were pregnant when i left; i could smell it on you
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Say wha?
(yes they were, and you're up, worffan)
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
And Tala responded to it.
Trials of Blood and Fire
Moving On Parts 1-3 - Part 4
In Cold Blood
(OOC: Whoops, missed that, thanks guys)
*Rachel raises an eyebrow*
Good. I like that type.
Normally leery of all those green Captains from Vega, but given Captain Jade's service record...*flips through a PADD detailing the Regime and the chaos Jade's been through as a liaison*...I'd say she's done at least as well as Trenek would've, and he has decades of experience and spent months babysitting that psychopath Three.
This should be fun.
***
Tala: Just don't push her. Krys is a maverick.
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Well, I have orders to stick to her like a limpet. No, literally, Quinn actually called me into his office personally and said that.
Should be an interesting ride...what d'you think we'll see?
i guess...i've never been pregnant before, so i couldn't tell you - though, i hear the me of this universe is
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
***
*Blinks*
Not gonna ask how that works out.
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
What do you mean?
And I meant enemy forces. Kazon? Malon? Turei? I've done some combat sims, I can take an entire ship full of Kazon without a phaser, but I've heard that other species are tougher and nastier.
simple!
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
***
Tala: Don't know what to expect. As to what I mean... Kayla broke the news to her recently. Get ready for mood swings. She's pregnant.
*clicks tongue*
Ouch. Makes me almost glad the augments left me sterile.
Anyway. Nice talking to you, I need to hand off to K'tar and secure the ship. Catch you in Ten Forward for drinks in a couple hours?
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"