I am NOT a servitor!
*Tries to squeeze with her headlock*
*SHLIFFG throws Jade off with a powerful telekinetic blast, holding her in a twisted and painful position in the air. Unfortunately, he forgot about Kuntel*
PUNY SERVITOR!!!!! I SHALL MELT THE FLESH FROM YOUR BONES, LIQUEFY YOUR SKIN, AND DISSOLVE YOUR VERY BEING!!! THEN I SHALL REASSEMBLE YOU AND DO IT AGAIN AND AGAIN!!! YOU WILL KNOW AN ETERNITY OF PAIN!!!!!
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*Tries to squeeze with her headlock*
*The dogs start ripping at SHLIFFG's massive form.*
*SHLIFFG throws Jade off with a powerful telekinetic blast, holding her in a twisted and painful position in the air. Unfortunately, he forgot about Kuntel*
PUNY SERVITOR!!!!! I SHALL MELT THE FLESH FROM YOUR BONES, LIQUEFY YOUR SKIN, AND DISSOLVE YOUR VERY BEING!!! THEN I SHALL REASSEMBLE YOU AND DO IT AGAIN AND AGAIN!!! YOU WILL KNOW AN ETERNITY OF PAIN!!!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SHLIFFG: ANNOYING GNATS!!!
*liquefies the dogs*
*to Jade* YOU SHALL DIE PAINFULLY, SERVITOR SCUM!!!
SHLIFFG: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*The pain causes his telekinesis to fail, dropping Jade. The flagship's shields fail, and the Grand Vizier beams in with six armored Jaffa*
GV: Now, men! Jaffa, kree!!!
HAIL BA'AL!!!
*The Vizier and the Jaffa shoot at the Iconian, helping keep its telekinesis down*
*Now the flesh is melting from the bottom half of SHLIFFG's and the upper half is slowly being frozen.*
I think I'll have some fun with you for a while.
GV: Keep firing, men! Take this jerk down!!
Hail Ba'al!
*Yea... she's lost it right now*
Why do I find this strangely hot?
*Taps chin and stops his magic so she can maul him more easily.*
GV: No, keep that up! Pain shuts down his telekinesis, if you hurt him he can't concentrate on it!
Hail Ba'al!
GV: ...
NICE one.
Hail Ba'al!
That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
Reynolds: We need to stabilize her!
***
*Jade is STILL mauling the Iconian like a wild animal*
*shoots SHLIFFG, vaporizing his head. The biofeedback incinerates his body into ash, which the enraged Jade scatters with snarls of rage*
Now he is.
Minions, beam us out! Ryan, shoot to kill!
Hail Ba'al!
That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
***
*Jade starts digging through the remains as if she's not done attacking him yet*
*Walks over and picks her up, not caring if he gets mauled.*
Shhh.... cher....
End this!
*The fleet fires volleys of naquadah-enhanced nuclear warheads, with vaporise the SHLIFFG's starship.*
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*The Vizier, his minions, Jade, and Kuntel are all beamed out just in time*
Maybe be a little more careful that we got out first next time, Ryan?
Anyway, job done, day saved, time to hit O'Malley's for the party! Woohoo!!
HAIL BA'AL!!!
*Holds her firmly, but gently at the same time.*
Shh, it's okay. He's dead.
Hey, you said shoot to kill! It's not like I planned for you to still be onboard!
*Cuts channel.*
Nope. Not at all. Nadda.
Trials of Blood and Fire
Moving On Parts 1-3 - Part 4
In Cold Blood