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Stargate Hail Ba'al Rambling

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  • rattler2rattler2 Member, Star Trek Online Moderator Posts: 58,559 Community Moderator
    edited September 2014
    I am NOT a servitor!
    *Tries to squeeze with her headlock*
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    Yang Xiao Long wrote:
    I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
    The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
  • kuntelkuntel Member Posts: 16,484 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    It's scientifically proven that you can't melt atoms. Separate their bonds of electrons and all that, but melt them? Nah.

    *The dogs start ripping at SHLIFFG's massive form.*
  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    rattler2 wrote: »
    I am NOT a servitor!
    *Tries to squeeze with her headlock*

    *SHLIFFG throws Jade off with a powerful telekinetic blast, holding her in a twisted and painful position in the air. Unfortunately, he forgot about Kuntel*

    PUNY SERVITOR!!!!! I SHALL MELT THE FLESH FROM YOUR BONES, LIQUEFY YOUR SKIN, AND DISSOLVE YOUR VERY BEING!!! THEN I SHALL REASSEMBLE YOU AND DO IT AGAIN AND AGAIN!!! YOU WILL KNOW AN ETERNITY OF PAIN!!!!!

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    kuntel wrote: »
    It's scientifically proven that you can't melt atoms. Separate their bonds of electrons and all that, but melt them? Nah.

    *The dogs start ripping at SHLIFFG's massive form.*

    SHLIFFG: ANNOYING GNATS!!!

    *liquefies the dogs*

    *to Jade* YOU SHALL DIE PAINFULLY, SERVITOR SCUM!!!
  • rattler2rattler2 Member, Star Trek Online Moderator Posts: 58,559 Community Moderator
    edited September 2014
    *cries out in pain and starts looking feral*
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    Yang Xiao Long wrote:
    I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
    The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
  • kuntelkuntel Member Posts: 16,484 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    *Smiles, and the flesh starts melting from SHLIFFG's body.*
  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    kuntel wrote: »
    *Smiles, and the flesh starts melting from SHLIFFG's body.*

    SHLIFFG: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    *The pain causes his telekinesis to fail, dropping Jade. The flagship's shields fail, and the Grand Vizier beams in with six armored Jaffa*

    GV: Now, men! Jaffa, kree!!!

    HAIL BA'AL!!!

    *The Vizier and the Jaffa shoot at the Iconian, helping keep its telekinesis down*
  • rattler2rattler2 Member, Star Trek Online Moderator Posts: 58,559 Community Moderator
    edited September 2014
    *Jade picks herself up, and charges the Iconian, looking totally feral right now and REALLY pissed off*
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    Yang Xiao Long wrote:
    I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
    The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
  • kuntelkuntel Member Posts: 16,484 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    worffan101 wrote: »
    SHLIFFG: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    *The pain causes his telekinesis to fail, dropping Jade. The flagship's shields fail, and the Grand Vizier beams in with six armored Jaffa*

    GV: Now, men! Jaffa, kree!!!

    HAIL BA'AL!!!

    *The Vizier and the Jaffa shoot at the Iconian, helping keep its telekinesis down*

    *Now the flesh is melting from the bottom half of SHLIFFG's and the upper half is slowly being frozen.*

    I think I'll have some fun with you for a while.
  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    SHLIFFG: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS CANNOT BE!!!!!!!! I...AM INVINCIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    GV: Keep firing, men! Take this jerk down!!

    Hail Ba'al!
  • rattler2rattler2 Member, Star Trek Online Moderator Posts: 58,559 Community Moderator
    edited September 2014
    *Starts lashing out at the Iconian, and... mauls him?*

    *Yea... she's lost it right now*
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    Yang Xiao Long wrote:
    I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
    The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
  • kuntelkuntel Member Posts: 16,484 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    MM hmm.... add insane imaginings to his psych profile.
  • kuntelkuntel Member Posts: 16,484 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    rattler2 wrote: »
    *Starts lashing out at the Iconian, and... mauls him?*

    *Yea... she's lost it right now*

    Why do I find this strangely hot?

    *Taps chin and stops his magic so she can maul him more easily.*
  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    rattler2 wrote: »
    *Starts lashing out at the Iconian, and... mauls him?*

    *Yea... she's lost it right now*
    SHLIFFG: UNHAND ME, FOUL WENCH!!! I AM SUPREME HIGH LORD INEVITABLY-FATED-FOR-GREATNESS!!!!!
    kuntel wrote: »
    MM hmm.... add insane imaginings to his psych profile.
    OOC: Indeed. :D:cool:
    kuntel wrote: »
    Why do I find this strangely hot?

    *Taps chin and stops his magic so she can maul him more easily.*

    GV: No, keep that up! Pain shuts down his telekinesis, if you hurt him he can't concentrate on it!

    Hail Ba'al!
  • rattler2rattler2 Member, Star Trek Online Moderator Posts: 58,559 Community Moderator
    edited September 2014
    *Growls in response before continuing to maul him*
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    Yang Xiao Long wrote:
    I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
    The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
  • kuntelkuntel Member Posts: 16,484 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    *SHLIFFG's head starts slowly squishing, compressing his brain slowly and painfully.*
  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    kuntel wrote: »
    *SHLIFFG's head starts slowly squishing, compressing his brain slowly and painfully.*

    GV: ...

    NICE one.

    Hail Ba'al!
  • icerose20icerose20 Member Posts: 18,379 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    (Back on the Lex, icerose has become staright as a board and her life sihns are dfopping fast.)
    Ancient Griffon insult

    That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
  • rattler2rattler2 Member, Star Trek Online Moderator Posts: 58,559 Community Moderator
    edited September 2014
    *Reynolds rushes her to a biobed and calls for help*
    Reynolds: We need to stabilize her!
    ***
    *Jade is STILL mauling the Iconian like a wild animal*
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    Yang Xiao Long wrote:
    I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
    The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
  • kuntelkuntel Member Posts: 16,484 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    ... Is he dead yet?
  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    kuntel wrote: »
    ... Is he dead yet?

    *shoots SHLIFFG, vaporizing his head. The biofeedback incinerates his body into ash, which the enraged Jade scatters with snarls of rage*

    Now he is.

    Minions, beam us out! Ryan, shoot to kill!

    Hail Ba'al!
  • icerose20icerose20 Member Posts: 18,379 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    (Icerose has flatlined.)
    Ancient Griffon insult

    That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
  • rattler2rattler2 Member, Star Trek Online Moderator Posts: 58,559 Community Moderator
    edited September 2014
    *Reynolds swears under her breath and tries to revive rose*
    ***
    *Jade starts digging through the remains as if she's not done attacking him yet*
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    Yang Xiao Long wrote:
    I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
    The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
  • kuntelkuntel Member Posts: 16,484 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    rattler2 wrote: »
    *Reynolds swears under her breath and tries to revive rose*
    ***
    *Jade starts digging through the remains as if she's not done attacking him yet*

    *Walks over and picks her up, not caring if he gets mauled.*

    Shhh.... cher....
  • ryan218ryan218 Member Posts: 36,106 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    worffan101 wrote: »
    *shoots SHLIFFG, vaporizing his head. The biofeedback incinerates his body into ash, which the enraged Jade scatters with snarls of rage*

    Now he is.

    Minions, beam us out! Ryan, shoot to kill!

    Hail Ba'al!

    End this!

    *The fleet fires volleys of naquadah-enhanced nuclear warheads, with vaporise the SHLIFFG's starship.*
    Old Wounds
    Trials of Blood and Fire
    Moving On Parts 1-3 - Part 4
    In Cold Blood
  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    ryan218 wrote: »
    End this!

    *The fleet fires volleys of naquadah-enhanced nuclear warheads, with vaporise the SHLIFFG's starship.*

    *The Vizier, his minions, Jade, and Kuntel are all beamed out just in time*

    Maybe be a little more careful that we got out first next time, Ryan?

    Anyway, job done, day saved, time to hit O'Malley's for the party! Woohoo!!

    HAIL BA'AL!!!
  • rattler2rattler2 Member, Star Trek Online Moderator Posts: 58,559 Community Moderator
    edited September 2014
    *Tries to break free from Kuntel*
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    Yang Xiao Long wrote:
    I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
    The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
  • kuntelkuntel Member Posts: 16,484 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    rattler2 wrote: »
    *Tries to break free from Kuntel*

    *Holds her firmly, but gently at the same time.*

    Shh, it's okay. He's dead.
  • ryan218ryan218 Member Posts: 36,106 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    worffan101 wrote: »
    *The Vizier, his minions, Jade, and Kuntel are all beamed out just in time*

    Maybe be a little more careful that we got out first next time, Ryan?

    Anyway, job done, day saved, time to hit O'Malley's for the party! Woohoo!!

    HAIL BA'AL!!!

    Hey, you said shoot to kill! It's not like I planned for you to still be onboard!

    *Cuts channel.*

    Nope. Not at all. Nadda.
    Old Wounds
    Trials of Blood and Fire
    Moving On Parts 1-3 - Part 4
    In Cold Blood
  • rattler2rattler2 Member, Star Trek Online Moderator Posts: 58,559 Community Moderator
    edited September 2014
    *Still struggles in Kuntel's grip, still looking like she wants to fight*
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    Yang Xiao Long wrote:
    I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
    The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
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