well, you can soothe some of the nerves; the kaiser seemed rather happy when he guessed at what i was alluding to with my comment about him needing to break out a bottle of liquor
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
well, unless you wanna have a betazoid wedding...you're gonna need a dress
not that i'd mind if you did - i like showing off my body...only problem is, if you get attacked, i'd have to rely purely on magic and claw for defense
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,568Community Moderator
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
0
rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,568Community Moderator
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
0
rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,568Community Moderator
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
0
rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,568Community Moderator
Maria: Maybe you do need to shop a little. Help calm the nerves?
*Rubs her shoulders.*
Me: Cher, settle down. He's trying to get a rise out of you....
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,568Community Moderator
edited September 2014
*mutters* He'll get more than a rise at this rate...
*Turns to Mari* I wasn't really the shopping type. Had more fun exploring trails and stuff growing up. Got me into trouble a few times... and then there was the bugs... and the nettles...
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#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Come on then cher. I'm sure we can still surprise my mom.
not that i'd mind if you did - i like showing off my body...only problem is, if you get attacked, i'd have to rely purely on magic and claw for defense
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
*Smiles and rubs her arm as they start walking into the palace.*
*takes a deep breath*
Here goes nothing...
*They walk into the throne room and see the Kaiser on his throne, reading papers. Maria is in her own throne, reading a rather large book.*
*He looks over his small glasses at Jade with a smile.*
guten tag, herr kaiser, kaiserina
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
*Gets nervous again*
Um... hi...
*The Kaiserin looks up.*
Maria: What did you call her honey?
Kaiser: I think they have something to tell us Maria...
*He waves a hand and smiles at Jade, telling her to go on.*
Kaiserin: Does she mean?
Kaiser: He may have said it, but I want to hear it from you two as well...
*Takes a deep breath*
Kuntel proposed and... I said yes.
*Closes her eyes and braces for response*
Maria: Omigod! Omigod! Omigod! We HAVE to get you a dress! And some nice shoes and plan the ceremony and-
Me: Ma?
Maria: What?
Me: I think you're suffocating her.
That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
see how easy that was, sis? and here you are treating it like an execution...
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
*Maria pulls back and starts kissing Jade's cheeks.*
Maria: Omigod! I'm going to have a daughter-in-law! You're getting married.
*She starts pulling Jade away.*
Maria: We have to get you a dress. This wedding needs to happen right now!
Kaiser, sarcastically: Before you come to your senses...
Me: Hey!
*Looks back at Kuntel with a "Save me" look*
sorry, you're on your own...never get between a woman and dress shopping
or shopping in general
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
*Immediately comes to her rescue. Stops his mother with a smile.*
Mutter, you know how Krystal's a little conservative? We were kinda thinking about the ceremony... not being a big deal?
*Smiles more.*
Maria: But... but...
Yea... not a big thing. I don't want to have to smuggle a phaser in for defense if someone takes offense at my spots...
Maria: But... a big wedding can be safe, just-
Me: Ma, please? We just want a little ceremony with our friends...
*Smiles sadly, rubbing Jade's shoulder.*
oh please! women have a freakin' genetic CODE devoted entirely to shopping!
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Not this woman!
Maria: Maybe you do need to shop a little. Help calm the nerves?
*Rubs her shoulders.*
Me: Cher, settle down. He's trying to get a rise out of you....
*Turns to Mari* I wasn't really the shopping type. Had more fun exploring trails and stuff growing up. Got me into trouble a few times... and then there was the bugs... and the nettles...