A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
*a hyperspace window forms just outside earth orbit, depositing a lone ning'tao*
i'm back from my salvage run; did i miss anything good?
Couple of highlights from Conquest Day; Minister Ryan blowing up 10 Downing, Kim Jong-Un being executed for displeasing Ba'al (see, the Sovereign frowns on concentration camps. They put a major damper on his day). Nothing really important.
Couple of highlights from Conquest Day; Minister Ryan blowing up 10 Downing, Kim Jong-Un being executed for displeasing Ba'al (see, the Sovereign frowns on concentration camps. They put a major damper on his day). Nothing really important.
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
Hey, Minion! Get High Admirals Carter and O'Neill back home safely. And resurrect that Jackson guy; he seems to have died from alcohol poisoning.
First Prime Teal'c! Glad you could make it. And Darth Kuntel! So nice to have you for dinner and a movie!
See you guys tomorrow! And Hail Ba'al!
*Bows*
Thank you Vizier. It was nice to be here. If you would excuse me, I have some buisness to take care of on another world, so I might no be there tomorrow. Anyway, thank you for the hospitality.
I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
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I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
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*Opens the bulkhead to see only a few replicators.*
Well... I could have sworn there were more following me.
*Grabs Jade and pulls her into room*
I think we need to regroup as much as possible. Then looks for the hive.
Agreed. First Prime Teal'c has the Sovereign on our Time Jumper and is ready to hide in the Cretaceous until it's safe.
O'Neill and Carter are bringing the Legions of Terror, and Ishta has the Hak'tyl, all armed with Replicator disruptors. Jackson's dead again; First Prime Teal'c wins the "How Will Jackson Die Next" betting pool with "Replicators" AND "Ascension". How that man wins these things I just don't know...
Oh what now. I'm gonna hafta destroy all life on earth to stop these f*ckers, aren't I?
*waits for Xbox console to load*
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
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Duluth, Minnesota, my spare pleasure palace. Hammond technically owns it, but he's got his own place, so he lets me use it.
Since we're in Central Time here, just pop over and it'll be on in an hour.
Hail Ba'al!
Ah, okay. Be there in...
*Looks at tel'Tac console.*
Uh, fifteen? I guess. This thing isn't really about speed....
Yeah, OK. I'll get you a bottle of the '21 Chateau Lafite, OK? It's expensive as heck, but soooooooo worth it.
We have tofu bacon and soyburgers on the grill.
Hail Ba'al!
i'm back from my salvage run; did i miss anything good?
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Couple of highlights from Conquest Day; Minister Ryan blowing up 10 Downing, Kim Jong-Un being executed for displeasing Ba'al (see, the Sovereign frowns on concentration camps. They put a major damper on his day). Nothing really important.
Hail Ba'al!
*grabs a seat and some hors-d'oevure to nibble*
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Mmm, good stuff Vizier. Worth the trip!
Nope, just started at 8 EST.
Time for some KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANN!!!!!
Hail Ba'al!
we should really have a genesis device
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
We do. It's just a lot smaller and looks like an ancient Egyptian burial device...
Good point. Hey, Carter! We need a Genesis device!
Hail Ba'al!
*No reaction. Crickets chirp.*
I think Carters asleep...
Mmh. It's a long night, anyway.
Hey, Minion! Get High Admirals Carter and O'Neill back home safely. And resurrect that Jackson guy; he seems to have died from alcohol poisoning.
First Prime Teal'c! Glad you could make it. And Darth Kuntel! So nice to have you for dinner and a movie!
See you guys tomorrow! And Hail Ba'al!
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
*Bows*
Thank you Vizier. It was nice to be here. If you would excuse me, I have some buisness to take care of on another world, so I might no be there tomorrow. Anyway, thank you for the hospitality.
*Leaves.*
We're still wiping bits of Terran fleet and slag off of various planets and parts of space.
That being said, another mighty victory for the Glorious Regime of Ba'al!
Everything going smoothly now?
Edit to add: Hail Ba'al!
*Walks in slowly and then closes door. Then activates bulkhead. Smiles.*
As smoothly as one would expect!
*Nods at Jaffa, who get in formation at the door.*
...Do I want to know what this is about?
Hail Ba'al!
No... but I would board up any windows in this place...
*A scrathing can ne heard at the door.*
Oh... they're here...
*Grabs staff and gets in position with the Jaffa.*
*presses panic button*
First Prime Teal'c! Get Ba'al to safety!
I'll handle these guys...
*draws sword dramatically and strikes pose*
FOR BA'AL AND OUR FREE DENTAL!!!!!!!!!
Hail Ba'al!
Swords not gonna help against Replicators...
*The door starts buckling and the distintive mechanical whirring can be heard.*
Why did I ever allow that experiment?
*Looks at Worffan.*
Do we have any disruptor thingies left?
...Yeah, I keep one under my desk for emergencies. Look between the zat, the TER, and the Kull disruptor.
And if you value your life, don't press the big red button marked "Power on/off". It releases a spray of bullets that kills anyone who touches it.
So, some idiot was experimenting with Replicators and one got loose? What a mess.
Hail Ba'al.
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No... not one... let's just say it got out of hand real fast...
*Looks under desk and finds it.*
Here we are.
Ah! Stupid!
*Opens the bulkhead to see only a few replicators.*
Well... I could have sworn there were more following me.
*Grabs Jade and pulls her into room*
I think we need to regroup as much as possible. Then looks for the hive.
*Holds up the rifle*
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Agreed. First Prime Teal'c has the Sovereign on our Time Jumper and is ready to hide in the Cretaceous until it's safe.
O'Neill and Carter are bringing the Legions of Terror, and Ishta has the Hak'tyl, all armed with Replicator disruptors. Jackson's dead again; First Prime Teal'c wins the "How Will Jackson Die Next" betting pool with "Replicators" AND "Ascension". How that man wins these things I just don't know...
Hail Ba'al!
So here I was, in Westminster Palace, redecorating the place in my-- I mean the Sovereign's image, when I suddenly hear this strange scurrying sound.
Now I'm in a helicopter flying over the River Thames because someone let a bunch of replicators loose and one got on a MoCol tel'tac...
Kuntel, if you live through this, you're mincemeat!
Trials of Blood and Fire
Moving On Parts 1-3 - Part 4
In Cold Blood
*waits for Xbox console to load*
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
Skip the cosmic smitings, just get the Replicator disruptors hooked up to the satellite array and pull a Carter*!
Hail Ba'al!
*I.E. do something like Carter did in the episode where they beat the Replicators and she stops RepliCarter's evil plan.