A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
Well... I think I'm at 1500 now. And my foot's broken. But I'm fine!
*Limps into Picadilly circus.*
What the f*ck Ryan? This f*cking amazing!
*flies over Paris*
...ooooooo-k. We'd better fix that sometime.
I'll call the First Prime and have him bring the Sovereign back.
Hail Ba'al!
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,708Community Moderator
edited July 2014
This is Captain Jade. Final count... 1501. And a few of those would have hit our resident wolf in the face. I don't care who does it... but someone owes me some food and maybe a drink.
I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
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This is Captain Jade. Final count... 1501. And a few of those would have hit our resident wolf in the face. I don't care who does it... but someone owes me some food and maybe a drink.
I know a good place in Rome, if you like that kind of stuff. All the places in Paris are trashed though....
This is Captain Jade. Final count... 1501. And a few of those would have hit our resident wolf in the face. I don't care who does it... but someone owes me some food and maybe a drink.
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
So, we thought we'd experiment with replicators, did we?
*Takes phone from ear.*
Excuse me, I'm litening to the Supervisor of the Replicator project. His screams of mercy, to be particular.
*Puts phone back.*
Uhhuh, first borne child. Eternal service, full expertise... now see here, John. The thing is that we have a million other applicants for your job... and a lot of them are better sooo... yeah behead him.
*The sound of a head falling on concrete can be heard. Looks at Ryan.*
Excuse me, I'm litening to the Supervisor of the Replicator project. His screams of mercy, to be particular.
*Puts phone back.*
Uhhuh, first borne child. Eternal service, full expertise... now see here, John. The thing is that we have a million other applicants for your job... and a lot of them are better sooo... yeah behead him.
*The sound of a head falling on concrete can be heard. Looks at Ryan.*
What did you want?
Ba'al just called me, personally. He says that nobody is to ever try to create or activate a Replicator again, and that nobody is allowed to study a Replicator under circumstances that might give it a chance to activate without BOTH adequate safety measures AND his personal signature.
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,708Community Moderator
edited July 2014
*Arrives at shadowfang's location*
You're welcome.
I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
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A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
Ba'al just called me, personally. He says that nobody is to ever try to create or activate a Replicator again, and that nobody is allowed to study a Replicator under circumstances that might give it a chance to activate without BOTH adequate safety measures AND his personal signature.
Hail Ba'al!
Eh, I can just delegate them to the dilithi-
*Looks at Jade.*
I mean the Chappa'ai recreation team!
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,708Community Moderator
edited July 2014
*Raises an eyebrow*
Hey shadow... look who's here. And I seem to remember you asking to remind you to... eviscerate him?
I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
normal text = me speaking as fellow formite colored text = mod mode
I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
normal text = me speaking as fellow formite colored text = mod mode
I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
normal text = me speaking as fellow formite colored text = mod mode
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
*a freshened up lycan walks in just as kuntel makes his call, his hypersensitive hearing picking up the conversation with ease and causing him to shake his head in exasperation*
he really better pray to ba'al that he doesn't TRIBBLE up again, or no force in the multiverse will save him from the sovereign's wrath...or mine if i have to deal with another near-death experience like that
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,708Community Moderator
edited July 2014
*Is currently playing Pool, and trying not to deal with people commenting on my spots*
I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
normal text = me speaking as fellow formite colored text = mod mode
*a freshened up lycan walks in just as kuntel makes his call, his hypersensitive hearing picking up the conversation with ease and causing him to shake his head in exasperation*
he really better pray to ba'al that he doesn't TRIBBLE up again, or no force in the multiverse will save him from the sovereign's wrath...or mine if i have to deal with another near-death experience like that
General rule of the Glorious Regime: Don't f*ck with Ba'al. Or His Grand Vizier.
I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
normal text = me speaking as fellow formite colored text = mod mode
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
Comments
*Limps into Picadilly circus.*
What the f*ck Ryan? This f*cking amazing!
it worked...they're all scrapped
i think i'm going to pass out now...*does exactly that*
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
*flies over Paris*
...ooooooo-k. We'd better fix that sometime.
I'll call the First Prime and have him bring the Sovereign back.
Hail Ba'al!
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Ah, Kuntel.
Oh, Shadowfang!
*He starts walking towards Kuntel menacingly.*
So, we thought we'd experiment with replicators, did we?
Trials of Blood and Fire
Moving On Parts 1-3 - Part 4
In Cold Blood
I know a good place in Rome, if you like that kind of stuff. All the places in Paris are trashed though....
O'Malley's, 7 EST. I'm buying the booze.
Hail Ba'al!
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
*Takes phone from ear.*
Excuse me, I'm litening to the Supervisor of the Replicator project. His screams of mercy, to be particular.
*Puts phone back.*
Uhhuh, first borne child. Eternal service, full expertise... now see here, John. The thing is that we have a million other applicants for your job... and a lot of them are better sooo... yeah behead him.
*The sound of a head falling on concrete can be heard. Looks at Ryan.*
What did you want?
Ba'al just called me, personally. He says that nobody is to ever try to create or activate a Replicator again, and that nobody is allowed to study a Replicator under circumstances that might give it a chance to activate without BOTH adequate safety measures AND his personal signature.
Hail Ba'al!
*glances at jade* thanks for the crack shooting...damn leaping facehuggers
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
You're welcome.
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#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Eh, I can just delegate them to the dilithi-
*Looks at Jade.*
I mean the Chappa'ai recreation team!
Hey shadow... look who's here. And I seem to remember you asking to remind you to... eviscerate him?
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*Takes out Zat.*
Try it and I'll have you drawn and quartered before you can say 'Ow!'.
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Come and meet me at O'Malley's for dinner and booze.
Hail Ba'al!
Now if you will excuse me... someone owes me a burger.
*Heads off towards the meeting place for food*
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#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
O'Malley's.
First Prime Teal'c's buddies Carter and O'Neill eat there a lot. Seems a decent enough place to get drunk in victory.
Hail Ba'al!
I want all research on the Replicators sent to the Complex. Since the League isn't technically part of the Regime, they can continue.
Other end: Lord, haven't you learned your
I have learned my lesson. Don't entrust high priorty and dangerous subject to incompetent researchers.
*Looks around.*
If we can domesticate the Replicators, we'd have the best fighting force in Reality. It's for the betterment of the Grand Regime.
Other end: Okay sir. But if this is found out, yours is the head that will roll. Literally.
*Line dies. Walks over to billiard table and picks up a stick.*
Anyone up for a game?
Sure.
*sends recording to Sovereign Ba'al*
I hope that your loyalty tests are up to date.
Hail Ba'al!
he really better pray to ba'al that he doesn't TRIBBLE up again, or no force in the multiverse will save him from the sovereign's wrath...or mine if i have to deal with another near-death experience like that
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
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*Walks over.*
So... who's winning?
If anyone hassles you, beat 'em up and send 'em to me for processing.
Hail Ba'al!
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so who's winning?
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Currently Worffan...