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    worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    lincolninspace wrote: »
    Granted. You are Dr. Benjamin Spock, the failed child psychologist.

    I wish I lived on the Enterprise D.

    Granted. You are a nameless redshirt who is sucked into space in a fight against the Borg.

    (also, damn good one you canny TRIBBLE)

    I wish I was Benedict Cumberbatch.
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    thegalaxy31thegalaxy31 Member Posts: 1,211 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    I want an Arc class for the game.
    I would love to visit this star in-game...or maybe this one!
    shurato2099 wrote:
    Won't SOMEONE please think of the CHILDREN?!
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    superhombre777superhombre777 Member Posts: 147 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    worffan101 wrote: »
    I wish I was Benedict Cumberbatch.

    Granted, but in your next public appearance you make an obscure comment that makes your fans suddenly want you dead.
    thegalaxy31 wrote: »
    I want an Arc class for the game.

    You didn't corrupt the wish above you, so you get ignored for eternity....sucker.


    I wish for a machine that alters space-time so I can get more stuff done when I'm not at work.
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    worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    superhombre777 wrote: »
    Granted, but it's a thirty-seven hour long lecture, and you are the only person who signed up, so you spend the entire time feeling lonely and miserable. And it's spoken in binary.

    I wish for the ability to locally pause space-time so that I can get more things done when I'm not at work.

    Granted. The subspace stress destroys the Multiverse.

    (not responded to, so reposting:)
    I wish I was Benedict Cumberbatch.
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    sander233sander233 Member Posts: 3,992 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    superhombre777 wrote: »
    Granted, but it's a thirty-seven hour long lecture, and you are the only person who signed up, so you spend the entire time feeling lonely and miserable. And it's spoken in binary.

    I wish for the ability to locally pause space-time so that I can get more things done when I'm not at work.

    Granted, but you are unable to unpause spacetime, leaving everything you hold most dear frozen yet immortal in their final moment of existence.

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    worffan101 wrote: »
    Granted. The subspace stress destroys the Multiverse.

    (not responded to, so reposting:)
    I wish I was Benedict Cumberbatch.
    Granted, but you are mistaken for KHAAAAAAN and launched into space in cryostasis.[/ninjaedit]

    ...

    I wish it would rain donuts.
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    worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Granted. You are buried in donuts.

    I wish I was Scotty (TOS version, although JJ version is sort of OK too).
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    grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Granted, you get a concussion when a stale one falls on your head.

    I wish I was could see the entire EM spectrum with my unaided eyes.
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    grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    worffan101 wrote: »
    Granted. You are buried in donuts.

    I wish I was Scotty (TOS version, although JJ version is sort of OK too).

    Granted, you get massive hangovers from all that scotch.

    (I'm not going to wish because someone still has to corrupt my other one.
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    worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    grandnaguszek1 wrote: »
    Granted, you get a concussion when a stale one falls on your head.

    I wish I was could see the entire EM spectrum with my unaided eyes.

    Granted. You are now blind from all the radio waves, infrared and UV light around.

    I wish I was George Takei.
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    grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    worffan101 wrote: »
    Granted. You are now blind from all the radio waves, infrared and UV light around.

    I wish I was George Takei.

    Granted, but you sleep with other guys (which I personally have no problem with people doing just so you know).

    I wish the Qumendations system actually worked.
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    worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    grandnaguszek1 wrote: »
    Granted, but you sleep with other guys (which I personally have no problem with people doing just so you know).

    I wish the Qumendations system actually worked.

    (I'm straight, but I don't mind LGBTQ people either)

    Granted, but you now need 500000 Qmendations, at a price of 100 Lobi apiece, to unlock the vendor that allows you to spend ten thousand ZEN on the new ship.

    I wish I was Hikaru Sulu.
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    sonnikkusonnikku Member Posts: 77 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Granted, but you're brought up on charges for acting crazy and constantly threatening your crew with a sword.

    I wish I had the same great proportions in real life that my main does in STO.
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    artan42artan42 Member Posts: 10,450 Bug Hunter
    edited February 2014
    sonnikku wrote: »
    Granted, but you're brought up on charges for acting crazy and constantly threatening your crew with a sword.

    I wish I had the same great proportions in real life that my main does in STO.

    Granted, but you cant change the way your lower torso fits with your hips.

    I wish for a big bag of stuff.
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    Norway and Yeager dammit... I still want my Typhoon and Jupiter though.
    JJ Trek The Kelvin Timeline is just Trek and it's fully canon... get over it. But I still prefer TAR.
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    'Starfleet is not a military organisation. Its purpose is exploration.' Picard: Peak Performance
    'This is clearly a military operation. Is that what we are now? Because I thought we were explorers!' Scotty: Into Darkness
    '...The Federation. Starfleet. We're not a military agency.' Scotty: Beyond
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    worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    artan42 wrote: »
    Granted, but you cant change the way your lower torso fits with your hips.

    I wish for a big bag of stuff.

    Granted, but it is all MK 1 white loot.

    I wish I was Leonard McCoy.
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    thegalaxy31thegalaxy31 Member Posts: 1,211 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    worffan101 wrote: »
    Granted, but it is all MK 1 white loot.

    I wish I was Leonard McCoy.

    Granted, but you still nearly go back in time and stop the Federation from existing because you injected too much medicine in yourself.

    I wish people would like Arc.
    I would love to visit this star in-game...or maybe this one!
    shurato2099 wrote:
    Won't SOMEONE please think of the CHILDREN?!
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    worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    thegalaxy31 wrote: »
    Granted, but you still nearly go back in time and stop the Federation from existing because you injected too much medicine in yourself.

    I wish people would like Arc.

    Granted. PWE changes ARC so that it is (a) less of a resource hog, (b) actually fulfills a useful function, (c) no longer data-mines people's computers, and (d) is optional. Then they add free bugships for everyone who uses ARC.

    I wish for a Scimitar-class warbird in real life.
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    thegalaxy31thegalaxy31 Member Posts: 1,211 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    worffan101 wrote: »
    Granted. PWE changes ARC so that it is (a) less of a resource hog, (b) actually fulfills a useful function, (c) no longer data-mines people's computers, and (d) is optional. Then they add free bugships for everyone who uses ARC.

    I wish for a Scimitar-class warbird in real life.

    Granted, but some idiot destroys it before it is even delivered.

    I wish these forums were connected to Arcgames.com
    I would love to visit this star in-game...or maybe this one!
    shurato2099 wrote:
    Won't SOMEONE please think of the CHILDREN?!
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    worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    thegalaxy31 wrote: »
    Granted, but some idiot destroys it before it is even delivered.

    I wish these forums were connected to Arcgames.com

    They already are. But people are using erad84's browser plugin because the new forums are ugly as sin.

    I wish I had T'pol as a girlfriend.
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    jmaster29jmaster29 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    worffan101 wrote: »
    Granted. PWE changes ARC so that it is (a) less of a resource hog, (b) actually fulfills a useful function, (c) no longer data-mines people's computers, and (d) is optional. Then they add free bugships for everyone who uses ARC.

    I wish for a Scimitar-class warbird in real life.

    Granted: The Remans throw you into the Thalaron thingy

    I wish Ba'als conquest day (on April the first) would come sooner, so I can be a minister
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    worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    jmaster29 wrote: »
    Granted: The Remans throw you into the Thalaron thingy

    I wish Ba'als conquest day (on April the first) would come sooner, so I can be a minister

    Granted. Unfortunately, Sovereign Ba'al is hit by the Banhammer by the mods because apparently that joke has been going on for too long.

    (a pity--it was some of my best material).

    I wish I had a date with a couple of hot Klingon women.
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    korfi2go#5083 korfi2go
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    edited February 2014
    worffan101 wrote: »
    Granted. Unfortunately, Sovereign Ba'al is hit by the Banhammer by the mods because apparently that joke has been going on for too long.

    (a pity--it was some of my best material).

    I wish I had a date with a couple of hot Klingon women.
    Granted, it takes you several months in a hospital bed to recover from that.

    I wish it was summer.
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    worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    murphysgesetz wrote: »
    Granted, it takes you several months in a hospital bed to recover from that.

    I wish it was summer.

    (well, duh! They're Klingon women, that's part of the fun!)

    Granted. It's the hottest summer in 500 thousand years, thanks to global warming. The ice caps melt and your beach home floods, and there's a worldwide ecological catastrophe.

    I wish T'pol was my girlfriend.
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    artan42artan42 Member Posts: 10,450 Bug Hunter
    edited February 2014
    worffan101 wrote: »
    (well, duh! They're Klingon women, that's part of the fun!)

    Granted. It's the hottest summer in 500 thousand years, thanks to global warming. The ice caps melt and your beach home floods, and there's a worldwide ecological catastrophe.

    I wish T'pol was my girlfriend.

    Granted, however you have to stay with her and her condescension and can't leave like Ston.

    I wish for a Norway Class.
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    Norway and Yeager dammit... I still want my Typhoon and Jupiter though.
    JJ Trek The Kelvin Timeline is just Trek and it's fully canon... get over it. But I still prefer TAR.
    #TASforSTO


    '...I can tell you that we're not in the military and that we intend no harm to the whales.' Kirk: The Voyage Home
    'Starfleet is not a military organisation. Its purpose is exploration.' Picard: Peak Performance
    'This is clearly a military operation. Is that what we are now? Because I thought we were explorers!' Scotty: Into Darkness
    '...The Federation. Starfleet. We're not a military agency.' Scotty: Beyond
    'I'm not a soldier anymore. I'm an engineer.' Miles O'Brien: Empok Nor
    '...Starfleet could use you... It's a peacekeeping and humanitarian armada...' Admiral Pike: Star Trek

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    worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    artan42 wrote: »
    Granted, however you have to stay with her and her condescension and can't leave like Ston.

    I wish for a Norway Class.

    Granted. It has 1 fore weapon, 0 aft, 1 hull point, no consoles, and a shield modifier of .0000001.

    I wish for Wolverine's healing powers and a hundred hot Klingon women as concubines. (be creative)
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    grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    worffan101 wrote: »
    Granted. It has 1 fore weapon, 0 aft, 1 hull point, no consoles, and a shield modifier of .0000001.

    I wish for Wolverine's healing powers and a hundred hot Klingon women as concubines. (be creative)

    Granted, but they scratch and bite you until your Wolverine healing powers can't heal any more.

    I wish for an iron man suite that I can get on and off. (The giant suite from the first movie by the way, that thing was bad TRIBBLE$!).
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    sander233sander233 Member Posts: 3,992 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    grandnaguszek1 wrote: »
    Granted, but they scratch and bite you until your Wolverine healing powers can't heal any more.

    I wish for an iron man suite that I can get on and off. (The giant suite from the first movie by the way, that thing was bad TRIBBLE$!).

    Granted, but due to a spelling error on your part, you get thirty minutes in a cheap hotel suite that has been decorated with Iron Man posters. Next time, ask for a suit.

    ...

    I wish the American education system wasn't failing.
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    ...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
    - Anne Bredon
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    jmaster29jmaster29 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    sander233 wrote: »
    Granted, but due to a spelling error on your part, you get thirty minutes in a cheap hotel suite that has been decorated with Iron Man posters. Next time, ask for a suit.

    ...

    I wish the American education system wasn't failing.

    Granted, then the teachers join the Mafia, and make up a corny plot, which ends up causing the sun to go supernova

    I wish that I went on a date with some Orion women, who DON'T kill me, or manipulate me
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    rattler2rattler2 Member, Star Trek Online Moderator Posts: 58,167 Community Moderator
    edited March 2014
    Granted. They harass you for child support.

    I wish for... Whirrled Peas! XP
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    kamakaze101kamakaze101 Member Posts: 187 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Granted- they are "wirled" into your face....



    I wish for a Borg lockbox that always gives you a amazing ship and 100000 zen with it.
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    sander233sander233 Member Posts: 3,992 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    kamakaze101 wrote: »
    Granted- they are "wirled" into your face....



    I wish for a Borg lockbox that always gives you a amazing ship and 100000 zen with it.

    Granted. The game's economy collapses overnight.

    ...

    I wish the Borg were still scary.
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    ...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
    - Anne Bredon
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