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    grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    mjarbar wrote: »
    Granted but the rest of the tree comes with it and crushes you.

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    I wish for a bowl of ice cream - preferably chocolate :D

    Granted, but Yoda was working for the Orion syndicate when they wanted you dead so Yoda put C-4 in it and you mistook it marshmallows.


    I wish I could see into the infrared range without turning into something.
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    ryan218ryan218 Member Posts: 36,106 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    grandnaguszek1 wrote: »
    Granted, but Yoda was working for the Orion syndicate when they wanted you dead so Yoda put C-4 in it and you mistook it marshmallows.


    I wish I could see into the infrared range without turning into something.

    Granted. What you see horrifies you.

    I wish I had a Starfury.
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    ricosakararicosakara Member Posts: 422 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    ryan218 wrote: »
    Granted. What you see horrifies you.

    I wish I had a Starfury.

    Granted, but the Starfury was a stolen fighter from Babylon 5 and the crew of the White Star find you and accuse you of stealing it, and thus, send you to prison.

    ***

    I wish we could have the NSEA Protector fron Galaxy Quest as a playable ship in STO, complete with it's own Tripler Cylinder - the Omega 13.
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    collegepark2151collegepark2151 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    ricosakara wrote: »
    Granted, but the Starfury was a stolen fighter from Babylon 5 and the crew of the White Star find you and accuse you of stealing it, and thus, send you to prison.

    ***

    I wish we could have the NSEA Protector fron Galaxy Quest as a playable ship in STO, complete with it's own Tripler Cylinder - the Omega 13.

    Granted. But due to a design flaw the Omega 13 is located within the Chompers and thus the universe is caught in the same 13 seconds forever.

    I wish sales reps would quit calling me and whining about using their product so I can get my actual work done.
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    seaquest42seaquest42 Member Posts: 69 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Granted, But once you get that peace and quiet, work piles up more and more and you wish they call you just to be distracted not to do the work.

    I wish for a lightsaber.
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    ryan218ryan218 Member Posts: 36,106 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    seaquest42 wrote: »
    Granted, But once you get that peace and quiet, work piles up more and more and you wish they call you just to be distracted not to do the work.

    I wish for a lightsaber.

    Granted, but it's a plastic toy one.

    I wish I was undisputed ruler of the world.
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    artan42artan42 Member Posts: 10,450 Bug Hunter
    edited February 2014
    ryan218 wrote: »
    Granted, but it's a plastic toy one.

    I wish I was undisputed ruler of the world.

    Granted. However I usurp you without having to dispute anything.

    I wish I remain as ruler of Earth forever, unchallenged, and forever. Well as long as the Earth still stands of cause.
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    Norway and Yeager dammit... I still want my Typhoon and Jupiter though.
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    gofasternowgofasternow Member Posts: 1,390 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    artan42 wrote: »
    Granted. However I usurp you without having to dispute anything.

    I wish I remain as ruler of Earth forever, unchallenged, and forever. Well as long as the Earth still stands of cause.

    Granted. However, everyone moves to Mars.

    ...

    I wish for another wish
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    artan42artan42 Member Posts: 10,450 Bug Hunter
    edited February 2014
    gofasternow wrote: »
    Granted. However, everyone moves to Mars.

    ...

    I wish for another wish

    Granted, however it's your last one ever.

    I wish to rule Mars for ever.
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    Norway and Yeager dammit... I still want my Typhoon and Jupiter though.
    JJ Trek The Kelvin Timeline is just Trek and it's fully canon... get over it. But I still prefer TAR.
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    'Starfleet is not a military organisation. Its purpose is exploration.' Picard: Peak Performance
    'This is clearly a military operation. Is that what we are now? Because I thought we were explorers!' Scotty: Into Darkness
    '...The Federation. Starfleet. We're not a military agency.' Scotty: Beyond
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    ryan218ryan218 Member Posts: 36,106 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    artan42 wrote: »
    Granted, however it's your last one ever.

    I wish to rule Mars for ever.

    Granted, but you can't remain ruler of Earth at the same time, so everyone moves back to Earth.

    I wish I had The Moment.
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    seaquest42seaquest42 Member Posts: 69 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Granted but your Moment never came.

    I wish for a Tardis
    I am me, always will be.
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    mjarbarmjarbar Member Posts: 2,084 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Granted but you aren't a key holder so it doesn't let you in.

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    I wish for no server lag - 5 mins to swap maps really!!!!
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    sander233sander233 Member Posts: 3,992 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    mjarbar wrote: »
    Granted but you aren't a key holder so it doesn't let you in.

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    I wish for no server lag - 5 mins to swap maps really!!!!

    Granted, but now STO is a single-player game. (And in case that's not a bad thing, it crashes right before you solo-kill a V-Rex.)

    ...

    I wish I could solo-kill a V-Rex.
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    squatsaucesquatsauce Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    sander233 wrote: »
    Granted, but now STO is a single-player game. (And in case that's not a bad thing, it crashes right before you solo-kill a V-Rex.)

    ...

    I wish I could solo-kill a V-Rex.

    Granted. Now you are a Hyper Omega Assimilated V-Rex and spend the rest of your days being farmed by STO players for a handful of dilithium a day.

    I wish I could remember the words to that one song.
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    allyoftheforceallyoftheforce Member Posts: 735 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    squatsauce wrote: »
    Granted. Now you are a Hyper Omega Assimilated V-Rex and spend the rest of your days being farmed by STO players for a handful of dilithium a day.

    I wish I could remember the words to that one song.

    Granted, but it's the Song That Never Ends.

    I know I'll regret this one.
    I wish CBS would get more involved in STO.
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    donrahdonrah Member Posts: 348
    edited February 2014
    Granted, but CBS has decided to pull their license from STO.

    I wish Star Trek was public domain.
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    ryan218ryan218 Member Posts: 36,106 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    donrah wrote: »
    Granted, but CBS has decided to pull their license from STO.

    I wish Star Trek was public domain.

    Granted. The canon is now a convoluted mess that no one understands.

    I wish I was Londo Mollari.
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    grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    ryan218 wrote: »
    Granted. The canon is now a convoluted mess that no one understands.

    I wish I was Londo Mollari.

    Granted, you are him in his last moment of life.

    I wish the death star was a playable ship in STO.
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    squatsaucesquatsauce Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    grandnaguszek1 wrote: »
    Granted, you are him in his last moment of life.

    I wish the death star was a playable ship in STO.

    Granted. Having purchased the 2,000,000 zen required to obtain the ship, you can no longer afford basic necessities like food, water, or internet. You die of starvation having never had the chance to actually fly around in it.

    I wish I was a real boy.
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    ryan218ryan218 Member Posts: 36,106 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    squatsauce wrote: »
    Granted. Having purchased the 2,000,000 zen required to obtain the ship, you can no longer afford basic necessities like food, water, or internet. You die of starvation having never had the chance to actually fly around in it.

    I wish I was a real boy.

    Granted. You are Wesley Crusher. And in case that isn't bad enough, you are S1 Wesley Crusher. :evilgrin:

    I wish I had a Warlock-Class Destroyer
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    astro2244astro2244 Member Posts: 623 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    ryan218 wrote: »
    Granted. You are Wesley Crusher. And in case that isn't bad enough, you are S1 Wesley Crusher. :evilgrin:

    I wish I had a Warlock-Class Destroyer


    Granted but it's a life size ice sculpture.





    I wish I had a Sonic screwdriver.
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    grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    astro2244 wrote: »
    Granted but it's a life size ice sculpture.





    I wish I had a Sonic screwdriver.

    Granted, but you accidentally from it on your foot.


    I wish I had force lightning.
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    ryan218ryan218 Member Posts: 36,106 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    grandnaguszek1 wrote: »
    Granted, but you accidentally from it on your foot.


    I wish I had force lighting.

    Granted, but you lack the ability to turn it off, so you glow brightly constantly.

    (Hey, you said force lighting, not lightning. :D)

    I wish GeneralGrin's Recut Picard was canon (alt-universe canon, I mean).
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    worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    ryan218 wrote: »
    Granted, but you lack the ability to turn it off, so you glow brightly constantly.

    (Hey, you said force lighting, not lightning. :D)

    I wish GeneralGrin's Recut Picard was canon (alt-universe canon, I mean).

    Granted, but he's played by The Rock.

    I know this is going to be bad, but...

    I wish Perfect World would delete ARC permanently and never implement it.
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    lincolninspacelincolninspace Member Posts: 1,843 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Granted, but they decide to drown 7000 kittens instead.

    I wish to die in obscurity.
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    catstarstocatstarsto Member Posts: 2,149 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    lincolninspace wrote: »
    Granted, but they decide to drown 7000 kittens instead.

    I wish to die in obscurity.

    Noooooooo! Not the kittens!

    Your wish is granted enough that barely anyone remembers that episode. :P

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    sander233sander233 Member Posts: 3,992 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    catstarsto wrote: »
    Noooooooo! Not the kittens!

    Your wish is granted enough that barely anyone remembers that episode. :P

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    I wish an Orion girl dancer was on the bridge of my Ferengi ship instead of that Ferengi trader. :3

    Granted, but the only dance emote she does is The Robot.

    ...

    I wish squatsauce would post more.
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    grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    ryan218 wrote: »
    Granted, but you lack the ability to turn it off, so you glow brightly constantly.

    (Hey, you said force lighting, not lightning. :D)

    I wish GeneralGrin's Recut Picard was canon (alt-universe canon, I mean).

    Check again..............you were saying? Now I wish I had force lightning.
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    grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    sander233 wrote: »
    Granted, but the only dance emote she does is The Robot.

    ...

    I wish squatsauce would post more.

    Granted, but he starts trolling the forum.
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    ryan218ryan218 Member Posts: 36,106 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    grandnaguszek1 wrote: »
    Granted, but he starts trolling the forum.

    I wish Grandnaguszek would make a wish so I can corrupt it.
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