Granted. You are killed by people who think you are a Borg.
I wish I was Captain Picard. (and no, don't go with the whole turned-into-Locutus thing; try something really creative!)
Granted. But you're the senile old vineyard tender from the alternate future of "All Good Things..." and the only part of your life you can still remember is that other lifetime you spent when the alien probe brainwashed you and taught you to play the flute. And Troi crashing your starship. Twice.
...
I wish Zekky would look up how to spell words instead of just guessing and making a total TRIBBLE out of himself. Seriously, dude. It's quesadilla. Que chinga.
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
Granted. But you're the senile old vineyard tender from the alternate future of "All Good Things..." and the only part of your life you can still remember is that other lifetime you spent when the alien probe brainwashed you and taught you to play the flute. And Troi crashing your starship. Twice.
...
I wish Zekky would look up how to spell words instead of just guessing and making a total TRIBBLE out of himself. Seriously, dude. It's quesadilla. Que chinga.
Oh, that's it? Huh.
Granted, but now I make myself look like an idiot by misspelling three-letter words.
I wish I was Odo the Changeling (Prime Odo, not Mirror Odo).
Granted. Living with Leeta proves to be a fate worse than death, and thanks to the new divorce laws that you pushed through, you can't leave her without surrendering half your wealth.
...
I wish I was in charge of a government-sponsored program to BLOW UP THE MOON.
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
Granted. Living with Leeta proves to be a fate worse than death, and thanks to the new divorce laws that you pushed through, you can't leave her without surrendering half your wealth.
...
I wish I was in charge of a government-sponsored program to BLOW UP THE MOON.
Granted. Your plans always fail because of evil geniuses who want the claim to fame for themselves.
Granted, but you have to give Rom pedicures for the rest of your life.
I wish I could see a Vorta with Ferengi ears (that aren't on me).
Granted. Breyount is waiting in your trailer. And he looks pissed.
...
I wish I had a chocolate pie.
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
granted, but u owe double what u have in back taxes (thx to Rom), Worf's ex-wife K'Ehleyr is so into ur badassery she kidnaps u to force-marry (having faked her death), ur hottie gets kidnapped too but is put in charge of K'Ehleyr's targs and not allowed near u (due to klingon jealousy)
granted, but u owe double what u have in back taxes (thx to Rom), Worf's ex-wife K'Ehleyr is so into ur badassery she kidnaps u to force-marry (having faked her death), ur hottie gets kidnapped too but is put in charge of K'Ehleyr's targs and not allowed near u (due to klingon jealousy)
i wish i had a bottle of kanar
(actually, I don't mind that, except for the back taxes part)
Granted, but it turns into acid spontaneously as you drink it.
I wish I was Thy'lek Shran, because Jeffery Combs.
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Granted, Section 31 kills you
I wissh we'll get Rommie starbases
Granted, but they're unbearably ugly.
I wish I was President of the Federation.
Granted, but a human in a rubber klingon mask assassinates you.
I wish I had Borg implants without being a drone.
Granted. You are killed by people who think you are a Borg.
I wish I was Captain Picard. (and no, don't go with the whole turned-into-Locutus thing; try something really creative!)
Granted. But you're the senile old vineyard tender from the alternate future of "All Good Things..." and the only part of your life you can still remember is that other lifetime you spent when the alien probe brainwashed you and taught you to play the flute. And Troi crashing your starship. Twice.
...
I wish Zekky would look up how to spell words instead of just guessing and making a total TRIBBLE out of himself. Seriously, dude. It's quesadilla. Que chinga.
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
Oh, that's it? Huh.
Granted, but now I make myself look like an idiot by misspelling three-letter words.
I wish I was Odo the Changeling (Prime Odo, not Mirror Odo).
Oh so that's how it is spelled.
Granted, but you get the changling disease and crumble away.
I wish I was spock (original Spock).
Granted, but you get killed by Khan.
I wish I was Brad Altman (George Takei's husband, the lucky TRIBBLE).
Granted, but an anti-TRIBBLE redneck (gotta hate 'em, I hate rednecks) tries to eliminate you.
I wish for a flamethrower wrist mount.
Granted. It blows up, burning your arm to a crisp.
I wish I had a Ferrari.
Granted, but it was sold to you by a Ferengi.
I wish I had Uruk'hai armor.
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I wish I had a pet teacup wooly rhinoceros.
Parallels: my second mission for Fed aligned Romulans.
Granted. It poops in your tea.
I wish I was Grand Nagus Rom.
Granted. Living with Leeta proves to be a fate worse than death, and thanks to the new divorce laws that you pushed through, you can't leave her without surrendering half your wealth.
...
I wish I was in charge of a government-sponsored program to BLOW UP THE MOON.
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
Granted. Your plans always fail because of evil geniuses who want the claim to fame for themselves.
I wish I was Brunt, because Jeffery Combs.
Granted, but you have to give Rom pedicures for the rest of your life.
I wish I could see a Vorta with Ferengi ears (that aren't on me).
Granted. Breyount is waiting in your trailer. And he looks pissed.
...
I wish I had a chocolate pie.
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
Granted. It hides about three pounds of mud that some jerk snuck inside it.
I wish I was Quark, founder and CEO of Quark Enterprises.
i wish the romulans would get over the whole planet thing
Granted, but they do is by blowing up Vulcan and Earth, so that we Federation types can feel their pain.
I wish I was richer than the Grand Nagus and more badass than Worf and had a woman as hot as Jadzia Dax as my girlfriend.
(Be creative with this one)
granted, but u owe double what u have in back taxes (thx to Rom), Worf's ex-wife K'Ehleyr is so into ur badassery she kidnaps u to force-marry (having faked her death), ur hottie gets kidnapped too but is put in charge of K'Ehleyr's targs and not allowed near u (due to klingon jealousy)
i wish i had a bottle of kanar
(actually, I don't mind that, except for the back taxes part)
Granted, but it turns into acid spontaneously as you drink it.
I wish I was Thy'lek Shran, because Jeffery Combs.
Granted, but you die due to an exploding console before you can even be Shran for an hour.
I wish I could get more fur pattern choices for Caitians and Ferasans.
(damn yooooooooouu!!!!!)
Granted, but they are all hot pink and neon orange.
I wish I was Weyoun, because Jeffery Combs (and do please be creative with this one).
Granted, but it is his last clone and the founder gets very, very, very mad at you.
I wish I didn't have any homework this weekend.
Granted, but I come and give you a years worth the next weekend.
I wish Cryptic would revive the old STFs.
Granted, but they and all the other STFs are permabroken, and the devs can't figure out how to fix them.
I wish that the mods would step in and delete the global warming thread that grandnaguszek1 somewhat incautiously started.
Granted, but now they suck.
I wish for a blaster.
Granted, but it can't shoot anything because it's a Stormtrooper E-11.
I wish Cryptic would give a customization update for one season.
Oh come on. Granted, but then the mods join in on the discussion on a different thread.
I wish for cake.