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    grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    mjarbar wrote: »
    Granted but you are locked with it so you can't read anything else or reply to this thread.

    ---

    I wish for [REDACTED]

    Granted, but it only lasts a nanosecond.

    I wish I had streaming on Netflix.
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    worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    grandnaguszek1 wrote: »
    Granted, but it only lasts a nanosecond.

    I wish I had streaming on Netflix.

    Granted, but Netflix goes bankrupt tomorrow and closes forever.

    I wish I was Worf.
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    donrahdonrah Member Posts: 348
    edited February 2014
    worffan101 wrote: »
    Granted, but Netflix goes bankrupt tomorrow and closes forever.

    I wish I was Worf.

    Granted, you die in glorious battle the next day.

    I wish I never found this thread.
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    grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    donrah wrote: »
    Granted, you die in glorious battle the next day.

    I wish I never found this thread.

    Granted, you find another one just like it.

    I wish I didn't have to go to the bathroom right now.
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    worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    grandnaguszek1 wrote: »
    Granted, you find another one just like it.

    I wish I didn't have to go to the bathroom right now.

    Granted, but you don't realize that you need to go until you're at half hull in the middle of an elite Borg STF.

    I wish I was Captain Picard.
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    lincolninspacelincolninspace Member Posts: 1,843 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    worffan101 wrote: »
    Granted, but you don't realize that you need to go until you're at half hull in the middle of an elite Borg STF.

    I wish I was Captain Picard.

    You are and the character is very unpopular now.


    I wish I slept every night on a giant pile of $1000 bills.
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    worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    lincolninspace wrote: »
    You are and the character is very unpopular now.


    I wish I slept every night on a giant pile of $1000 bills.

    (seriously, that's a corruption of my wish?)

    Granted, but the bills tear and you end up with major back pain.

    I wish I was Data.
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    sander233sander233 Member Posts: 3,992 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    worffan101 wrote: »
    (seriously, that's a corruption of my wish?)

    Granted, but the bills tear and you end up with major back pain.

    I wish I was Data.

    Granted. All of your experiences with love are very creepy.

    ...

    I wish Death and Taxes weren't so certain.
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    worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    sander233 wrote: »
    Granted. All of your experiences with love are very creepy.

    ...

    I wish Death and Taxes weren't so certain.

    Granted. You are surprised tomorrow with taxes, followed by death.

    I wish I had the Krenim timeship.
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    ryan218ryan218 Member Posts: 36,106 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    worffan101 wrote: »
    Granted. You are surprised tomorrow with taxes, followed by death.

    I wish I had the Krenim timeship.

    Granted. You go back in time and become your own Grandfather (hah! Get that image out of your head!) :D

    I wish I was supreme leader of the universe.
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    lincolninspacelincolninspace Member Posts: 1,843 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    ryan218 wrote: »
    Granted. You go back in time and become your own Grandfather (hah! Get that image out of your head!) :D

    I wish I was supreme leader of the universe.

    Granted. But you are a pawn to the leader of the multiverse.


    I wish to be appreciated in my time.
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    worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    ryan218 wrote: »
    Granted. You go back in time and become your own Grandfather (hah! Get that image out of your head!) :D

    I wish I was supreme leader of the universe.

    Granted. You are overthrown on your coronation day.

    (I once read a story about a person who is both xir own mother and father. There is time travel and cool medical stuff involved. Basically, the character was born with both sets of equipment, and a post-gender assignment surgery version of xirself went back in time and seduced the pre-surgery version. It was interesting.)

    I wish I was Captain Kirk.
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    lincolninspacelincolninspace Member Posts: 1,843 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    worffan101 wrote: »
    Granted. You are overthrown on your coronation day.

    (I once read a story about a person who is both xir own mother and father. There is time travel and cool medical stuff involved. Basically, the character was born with both sets of equipment, and a post-gender assignment surgery version of xirself went back in time and seduced the pre-surgery version. It was interesting.)

    I wish I was Captain Kirk.

    Granted. You are JJ Kirk.


    I wish to be invincible.
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    worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    lincolninspace wrote: »
    Granted. You are JJ Kirk.


    I wish to be invincible.

    Granted. You are immediately transformed into a nodule of indestructible stone.

    (I got that one from a Native American legend.)

    I wish I was Commander William Riker.
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    donrahdonrah Member Posts: 348
    edited February 2014
    worffan101 wrote: »
    Granted. You are immediately transformed into a nodule of indestructible stone.

    (I got that one from a Native American legend.)

    I wish I was Commander William Riker.

    Granted, but you don't get a beard.

    I wish JJ Trek was Whedon Trek and was the greatest Trek movie of all time. Don't you dare corrupt it!
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    lincolninspacelincolninspace Member Posts: 1,843 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Granted. It still has lens flare though.

    I wish I always knew the right thing to say to women.
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    worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    lincolninspace wrote: »
    Granted. It still has lens flare though.

    I wish I always knew the right thing to say to women.

    Granted, but you are now interested only in men, and are unable to talk to them.

    I wish that Joss Whedon would direct the next Trek movie, sans lens flare.

    (be creative with THAT one!)
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    artan42artan42 Member Posts: 10,450 Bug Hunter
    edited February 2014
    worffan101 wrote: »
    Granted, but you are now interested only in men, and are unable to talk to them.

    I wish that Joss Whedon would direct the next Trek movie, sans lens flare.

    (be creative with THAT one!)

    Granted but he teems up with Steven Moffat and together they kill of anyone you care about and torture the rest.

    I wish for the weather to make up it's mind either rain or sun!
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    Norway and Yeager dammit... I still want my Typhoon and Jupiter though.
    JJ Trek The Kelvin Timeline is just Trek and it's fully canon... get over it. But I still prefer TAR.
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    ryan218ryan218 Member Posts: 36,106 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    artan42 wrote: »
    Granted but he teems up with Steven Moffat and together they kill of anyone you care about and torture the rest.

    I wish for the weather to make up it's mind either rain or sun!

    Granted. It chooses rain, rain, rain AND MORE RAIN!!!! :(

    I wish I was Supreme Ruler of all that ever is, was and will be, with do opposition or disputed leadership.
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    artan42artan42 Member Posts: 10,450 Bug Hunter
    edited February 2014
    ryan218 wrote: »
    Granted. It chooses rain, rain, rain AND MORE RAIN!!!! :(

    I wish I was Supreme Ruler of all that ever is, was and will be, with do opposition or disputed leadership.

    (You also get wet :D)

    Granted however Davros destroys REALITY ITSELF!!!!!

    I wish to rule anything left.
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    Norway and Yeager dammit... I still want my Typhoon and Jupiter though.
    JJ Trek The Kelvin Timeline is just Trek and it's fully canon... get over it. But I still prefer TAR.
    #TASforSTO


    '...I can tell you that we're not in the military and that we intend no harm to the whales.' Kirk: The Voyage Home
    'Starfleet is not a military organisation. Its purpose is exploration.' Picard: Peak Performance
    'This is clearly a military operation. Is that what we are now? Because I thought we were explorers!' Scotty: Into Darkness
    '...The Federation. Starfleet. We're not a military agency.' Scotty: Beyond
    'I'm not a soldier anymore. I'm an engineer.' Miles O'Brien: Empok Nor
    '...Starfleet could use you... It's a peacekeeping and humanitarian armada...' Admiral Pike: Star Trek

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    ryan218ryan218 Member Posts: 36,106 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    artan42 wrote: »
    (You also get wet :D)

    Granted however Davros destroys REALITY ITSELF!!!!!

    I wish to rule anything left.

    Granted. There is nothing left.

    I wish I had my desktop PC available so I could play Space Engineers (I've been coming up with design briefs for some warship concepts. :D)
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    asphyxiaactualasphyxiaactual Member Posts: 24 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    ryan218 wrote: »
    Granted. There is nothing left.

    I wish I had my desktop PC available so I could play Space Engineers (I've been coming up with design briefs for some warship concepts. :D)

    Granted. There is no power.

    I wish I lived in the Star Trek Universe in the timeframe that STO is set.
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    worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    asphyxiaactual wrote: »
    Granted. There is no power.

    I wish I lived in the Star Trek Universe in the timeframe that STO is set.

    Granted. You are a Romulan who is captured by the Tal Shiar, tortured, and subsumed into the Elachi.

    I wish I was Three, the character I write in LCs. (no, not really. Just throwing it out there for you guys to have fun with)
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    ryan218ryan218 Member Posts: 36,106 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    worffan101 wrote: »
    Granted. You are a Romulan who is captured by the Tal Shiar, tortured, and subsumed into the Elachi.

    I wish I was Three, the character I write in LCs. (no, not really. Just throwing it out there for you guys to have fun with)

    Granted. You are killed by an utterly insane Betazoid's telepathic attack. :P

    I wish I was the Doctor.
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    worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    ryan218 wrote: »
    Granted. You are killed by an utterly insane Betazoid's telepathic attack. :P

    I wish I was the Doctor.

    Granted. You are captured by Daleks, who shoot you, wait for you to regenerate, then shoot you again. And again. And again. Until you run out of regenerations.

    I wish that the Mistborn movie that is currently looking for a home would be directed by Joss Whedon, and that Christopher Eccleston would play Marsh, with Ralph Fiennes as the Lord Ruler and David Tennant as Kelsier. Sommer Glau as Vin.

    (yes, it's long. Do with it what you will!)
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    grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    worffan101 wrote: »
    Granted. You are captured by Daleks, who shoot you, wait for you to regenerate, then shoot you again. And again. And again. Until you run out of regenerations.

    I wish that the Mistborn movie that is currently looking for a home would be directed by Joss Whedon, and that Christopher Eccleston would play Marsh, with Ralph Fiennes as the Lord Ruler and David Tennant as Kelsier. Sommer Glau as Vin.

    (yes, it's long. Do with it what you will!)

    Granted, but Joss Whedon retires so it is now directed by JJ Abrams. Have fun with those lens flares.

    I wish Abrams put slightly less lens flares in the next ST movie.
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    worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    grandnaguszek1 wrote: »
    Granted, but Joss Whedon retires so it is now directed by JJ Abrams. Have fun with those lens flares.

    I wish Abrams put slightly less lens flares in the next ST movie.

    Granted, but the plot makes even less sense than the last two put together, and Spock is now played by The Rock.

    I wish that we could have a Star Trek movie with Original Sulu, Real Kirk, and Picard (all Captains) meeting up and kicking butt, preventing the JJverse from ever existing by stopping Nero before he can attack Spock and fly through the Hobus black hole.
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    grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    worffan101 wrote: »
    Granted, but the plot makes even less sense than the last two put together, and Spock is now played by The Rock.

    I wish that we could have a Star Trek movie with Original Sulu, Real Kirk, and Picard (all Captains) meeting up and kicking butt, preventing the JJverse from ever existing by stopping Nero before he can attack Spock and fly through the Hobus black hole.

    Granted, but they get killed in the black hole.

    I wish I had no school today.
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    worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    grandnaguszek1 wrote: »
    Granted, but they get killed in the black hole.

    I wish I had no school today.

    Granted, but you get sick so you can't enjoy it.

    I wish I was Spock.
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    lincolninspacelincolninspace Member Posts: 1,843 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    worffan101 wrote: »
    Granted, but you get sick so you can't enjoy it.

    I wish I was Spock.

    Granted. You are Dr. Benjamin Spock, the failed child psychologist.

    I wish I lived on the Enterprise D.
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