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  • dalolorndalolorn Member Posts: 3,655 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    ryan218 wrote: »
    Well, I live in the U.K. so I fail to see their jurisdiction. :D

    Granted, but they're all in the final moments of their lives.

    I wish I had an F-302 which didn't get used to get rid of an overloading stargate.

    Granted, but it gets shot down in the Battle of Antarctica.

    I wish grandnaguszek1 hadn't failed to notice that Q - having no influence in the Stargate universe - could not possibly have broken the Beliskner. Especially not in a Yoda disguise. He's not supposed to know who Yoda is. :P
    Infinite possibilities have implications that could not be completely understood if you turned this entire universe into a giant supercomputer.p3OEBPD6HU3QI.jpg
  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    dalolorn wrote: »
    Granted, but it gets shot down in the Battle of Antarctica.

    I wish grandnaguszek1 hadn't failed to notice that Q - having no influence in the Stargate universe - could not possibly have broken the Beliskner. Especially not in a Yoda disguise. He's not supposed to know who Yoda is. :P

    Granted, but I do anyway, why? Because I can.:D

    I wish for preadator' s equipment.
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  • artan42artan42 Member Posts: 10,450 Bug Hunter
    edited February 2014
    dalolorn wrote: »
    Granted, but it gets shot down in the Battle of Antarctica.

    I wish grandnaguszek1 hadn't failed to notice that Q - having no influence in the Stargate universe - could not possibly have broken the Beliskner. Especially not in a Yoda disguise. He's not supposed to know who Yoda is. :P

    Granted, however the Stargate universe blinks out of existence for no reason what-so-ever, leaving only Qoda.

    I wish for a HD ready camera obsessed alien.
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    Norway and Yeager dammit... I still want my Typhoon and Jupiter though.
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  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    artan42 wrote: »
    Granted, however the Stargate universe blinks out of existence for no reason what-so-ever, leaving only Qoda.

    I wish for a HD ready camera obsessed alien.

    Granted, but the alien is a Borg and assimilated you so now you are walking around a Borg cube with a Go-pro on your head filming the back of the other drones head.

    I wish for predator' s helmet.
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  • sander233sander233 Member Posts: 3,992 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    grandnaguszek1 wrote: »
    Granted, but the alien is a Borg and assimilated you so now you are walking around a Borg cube with a Go-pro on your head filming the back of the other drones head.

    I wish for predator' s helmet.

    Granted, but it doesn't fit you.

    ...

    I wish aliens would come and take our friend upper4Dscout away before he gives up all of their secrets.
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  • artan42artan42 Member Posts: 10,450 Bug Hunter
    edited February 2014
    sander233 wrote: »
    Granted, but it doesn't fit you.

    ...

    I wish aliens would come and take our friend upper4Dscout away before he gives up all of their secrets.

    Granted but you have to go with him and 'It's probing Time'!!!!!

    I wish for a 4D engine.
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    Norway and Yeager dammit... I still want my Typhoon and Jupiter though.
    JJ Trek The Kelvin Timeline is just Trek and it's fully canon... get over it. But I still prefer TAR.
    #TASforSTO


    '...I can tell you that we're not in the military and that we intend no harm to the whales.' Kirk: The Voyage Home
    'Starfleet is not a military organisation. Its purpose is exploration.' Picard: Peak Performance
    'This is clearly a military operation. Is that what we are now? Because I thought we were explorers!' Scotty: Into Darkness
    '...The Federation. Starfleet. We're not a military agency.' Scotty: Beyond
    'I'm not a soldier anymore. I'm an engineer.' Miles O'Brien: Empok Nor
    '...Starfleet could use you... It's a peacekeeping and humanitarian armada...' Admiral Pike: Star Trek

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  • sander233sander233 Member Posts: 3,992 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    artan42 wrote: »
    Granted but you have to go with him and 'It's probing Time'!!!!!

    I wish for a 4D engine.

    Granted, but its the kind you have to load ununpentium into manually, and that ****'s radioactive as hell.

    ...

    I wish these alien probes would use some sort of lube.
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  • mjarbarmjarbar Member Posts: 2,084 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Granted but it's crude oil.

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    Wish the aliens would stop the anal probing as they must have found out all they can by now!!!
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  • donrahdonrah Member Posts: 348
    edited February 2014
    Granted, but now they probe your genitals and it hurts.

    I wish for everyone to get their wish without any corruption.
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  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    donrah wrote: »
    Granted, but now they probe your genitals and it hurts.

    I wish for everyone to get their wish without any corruption.

    Granted, but the thread gets boring.


    I wish for an army of super yodas that can never die.
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  • allyoftheforceallyoftheforce Member Posts: 736 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    grandnaguszek1 wrote: »
    Granted, but the thread gets boring.


    I wish for an army of super yodas that can never die.

    Granted, but to one another speak they do in bakcwards talk all day only.

    I wish Cliff Burton hadn't died.
  • sander233sander233 Member Posts: 3,992 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Granted. Cliff Burton is/was secretly a vampire.

    ...

    I wish it were possible to win an argument on the internet.
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  • lincolninspacelincolninspace Member Posts: 1,843 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Granted. Unfortunately you convinced all the employees at your ISP to commit ritual suicide.
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  • jmaster29jmaster29 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    lincolninspace wrote: »
    Granted. Unfortunately you convinced all the employees at your ISP to commit ritual suicide.

    ummmm, wheres the wish?

    NEW GAME

    I wish for a golden pineapple
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  • mjarbarmjarbar Member Posts: 2,084 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Granted but it drops on your foot and breaks all your toes.

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    I wish for a hover board from back to the future.
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  • kamakaze101kamakaze101 Member Posts: 187 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Granted! but.... well lets not talk about that...... poor little guy.... mjarbar was a good person..... OH WELL.



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    i wish that i khan have gorn jokes.........
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  • sander233sander233 Member Posts: 3,992 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    kamakaze101 wrote: »
    Granted! but.... well lets not talk about that...... poor little guy.... mjarbar was a good person..... OH WELL.



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    i wish that i khan have gorn jokes.........

    Granted, but they're gorna be stupid.

    ...

    I wish somebody hadn't necro'd another Corrupt a Wish! thread from 2010 and put two of these things on the first page.
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    ...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
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  • mjarbarmjarbar Member Posts: 2,084 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Granted but now they are combined they take up all your time rereading both threads leaving you no time to reply to any of them!

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    I wish for more bacon...
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  • philipclaybergphilipclayberg Member Posts: 1,680
    edited February 2014
    Granted ... but the pigs have a revolution and take over the entire universe, and declare that "Pigs in Space" is their favorite "Muppet Show" skit.

    I wish that Jim Henson was still alive and that the "Muppet Show" (and all its irreverent politically incorrect humor) was still on TV. One old guy in balcony: "You hear that? He wants us to come out of retirement." Other old guy in balcony: "Suits me. I don't want to replace tires anymore." First guy: "Careful. I think we're treading in deep water here." Second guy: "That explains why I can't fathom your humor." First guy: "It's depth-defying." Second guy: "Definitely on the shallow side." First guy: "Have we hit bottom yet?" Second guy: "No. The cigarette girls are out of range."
  • lincolninspacelincolninspace Member Posts: 1,843 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Granted, But the show is pulled after Miss Piggy gets a little too risque.

    I wish I had a giant popsicle.
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  • philipclaybergphilipclayberg Member Posts: 1,680
    edited February 2014
    Granted. It's enlarged until its big enough for a Gorn to use and he spanks you with it.

    I wish that I hadn't dismissed my Fed. human's free Galaxy class starship out of ignorance (didn't check how many slots were free before doing it). Wish I had it back.

    (I know; that's two wishes, not one.)
  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    philipclayberg wrote: »
    Granted. It's enlarged until its big enough for a Gorn to use and he spanks you with it.

    I wish that I hadn't dismissed my Fed. human's free Galaxy class starship out of ignorance (didn't check how many slots were free before doing it). Wish I had it back.

    (I know; that's two wishes, not one.)

    Granted, you get it back in one piece for every wish you made.


    I wish people would stop copying my corrupt a wish thread.
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  • sander233sander233 Member Posts: 3,992 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    grandnaguszek1 wrote: »
    Granted, you get it back in one piece for every wish you made.


    I wish people would stop copying my corrupt a wish thread.

    Granted. Now they just make useless threads commenting on the copies.

    ...

    I wish they'd stop doing that.
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    ...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
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  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    sander233 wrote: »
    Granted. Now they just make useless threads commenting on the copies.

    ...

    I wish they'd stop doing that.

    Granted, just granted, but unfortunately they do it anyways.


    I wish I could shapeshift.
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  • lincolninspacelincolninspace Member Posts: 1,843 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Granted, But you are forced to publicly read all the threads about character bust sizes, How the game is doomed, Why there is no T5 Constitution class and how the npc's do not properly touch the touch screens when animated.

    I wish I was a large carnivorous fish.
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  • sander233sander233 Member Posts: 3,992 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    lincolninspace wrote: »
    Granted, But you are forced to publicly read all the threads about character bust sizes, How the game is doomed, Why there is no T5 Constitution class and how the npc's do not properly touch the touch screens when animated.

    I wish I was a large carnivorous fish.

    Granted. You are now a Pacific Bluefin tuna, worth over a million dollars at a Japanese fish market.

    ...

    I wish for a spicy tuna roll.
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    ...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
    - Anne Bredon
  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    lincolninspace wrote: »
    Granted, But you are forced to publicly read all the threads about character bust sizes, How the game is doomed, Why there is no T5 Constitution class and how the npc's do not properly touch the touch screens when animated.

    I wish I was a large carnivorous fish.

    I would be totally fine with reading about the bust sizes (as long as there were pictures).

    Granted, but then some random guy catches you, and has you mounted on the wall.

    I wish I could see into the infrared range.
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  • lincolninspacelincolninspace Member Posts: 1,843 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    You can, but now you are an insect.


    I wish fora horrible tragedy to befall me.
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  • artan42artan42 Member Posts: 10,450 Bug Hunter
    edited February 2014
    lincolninspace wrote: »
    You can, but now you are an insect.


    I wish fora horrible tragedy to befall me.

    Granted, however you enjoy it.


    I wish for a stick.
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    Norway and Yeager dammit... I still want my Typhoon and Jupiter though.
    JJ Trek The Kelvin Timeline is just Trek and it's fully canon... get over it. But I still prefer TAR.
    #TASforSTO


    '...I can tell you that we're not in the military and that we intend no harm to the whales.' Kirk: The Voyage Home
    'Starfleet is not a military organisation. Its purpose is exploration.' Picard: Peak Performance
    'This is clearly a military operation. Is that what we are now? Because I thought we were explorers!' Scotty: Into Darkness
    '...The Federation. Starfleet. We're not a military agency.' Scotty: Beyond
    'I'm not a soldier anymore. I'm an engineer.' Miles O'Brien: Empok Nor
    '...Starfleet could use you... It's a peacekeeping and humanitarian armada...' Admiral Pike: Star Trek

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  • mjarbarmjarbar Member Posts: 2,084 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    artan42 wrote: »
    Granted, however you enjoy it.


    I wish for a stick.

    Granted but the rest of the tree comes with it and crushes you.

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    I wish for a bowl of ice cream - preferably chocolate :D
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