Things you don't want to hear your squadmates say

lol now lv.11 revive cost 50m in Sanctuary?

I have better manners than to ever say that to anyone, however well deserved it might be. Far easier just to let them continue kissing concrete until the boss is dead. b:victory

At that particular boss, there're a lot of melee-class players who don't get that ranged classes can put a lot of damage on the boss while they're fleeing for cover. If, as is sometimes the case, the cleric is the only ranged class in squad, it's a total waste to tie her up rez'ing non observant players when she could be putting damage on target, moreso if she's pure magic and very well equipped. But, of course, we all know clerics are good for nothing but tagging along and throwing up an occasional BB; right?

Xainou - Sanctuary wrote: »

Exactly that kind of remark is what I hate to hear ingame. lol

at least they sound like they dont pamper rez them to the point of idiocy. Its pretty smart thinking as opposed to blind kindness that may potentially endanger future squaders of that person.




Things you don't want to hear your squadmates say
- I was watching a movie/youtube

Let me simplify that last post
things you never want to hear your squadmates say....
speaks in perfect english for the whole run, steals drops at end up run then says
"sorry i no understand you, me english no good"

next day has no recollection of events of the day before asks for squad again

Geckofreak - Sanctuary wrote: »

"sorry i no understand you, me english no good"

next day has no recollection of events of the day before asks for squad again

I remember a player like that, 5 months ago when i was trading around in mounts. This player used to pm me, no speak english, sell mount 1m, i buy? Naturally after 5 months gear progresses, i forgot about that player. By chance i was in squad with that player for a lunar run, that person spoke english just fine.

Moral of the story: People will con you b:chuckle.

Random:
"Pssh...You can use normal wings to fly for hours"-sin, no...natural wings drain mp

"Why glitch Bubbleboss? The cleric will be fine"-barb to a lv57 cleric(1 hit from bubble) O.o

"We need a DD"-in bh79 when it was only DDs and one cleric b:cold

"Heal us!"-while i'm wielding crossbow...seriously? i'm not a cleric

"I want some pancakes BRB"-cleric that never comes back

"The (insert core skill) is useless"

FC:

"Don't BoA/Vortex, I can't hold agro"-Isn't that the DDs JOB in fc?

"Take out the bishops guys!"-sin who didn't attack bishs in squad with no other aps b:cold

"Brbr"-barb who went afk after every pull

"Barb doesn't need chi for pull"-seeker at heads room, shortly after barb pulled with no chi and died b:sad

FBs/BHs:

"The (squishiest person in squad) can tank pole"-Barb

"what does (insert ranged skill) do?"-uses while boss targeted b:surrender

"You're garbage gear fails, i made R9 in a day"-So you CSed? b:shocked

"Can two people tab same boss? :O"-*facepalm* Really? it says ONLY the leader can tab

"Outta mana" *rest of squad runs ahead and dies then blames healer*-if a healer has no mana don't run into a fight you can't win w/o one O.o

"BP Pl0x" *when said by mage classes*-it doesn't effect mages or archers QQ

"IDK WHAT 2 DO!/How I play (class)?"-few ppl in Abbadon *facepalm*

Sin: Veno, heal me.

Yah, I've rolled four venos thus far and I can't tell you how many times I've heard this and it really irks me being addressed as just veno.

My fave thing I've ever heard in squad was: "Hang on, guys, I just peed." LOLOL Needless to say they never came back.

Takeva - Heavens Tear wrote: »

Other things that annoy me,

Clerics that don't have purify on any of their hotkeys. "I hardly use it, so wait... Let me find it."

Clerics that that think by just using IH it will save everyone. "Purify takes to long to cast! He won't die if I keep doing this!"

Am I one of the few clerics that has every skill on a hotkey and the hotkey bar completely extended out? b:surrender

Allisandre - Sanctuary wrote: »

A sure sign of a fail healer....

At low levels, mp pots are expensive, and not very effective. MP charms are also expensive. At lv 75 you can use Herbs, but before that, mp was an issue. Back running bh 59 when it first came out, the clerics often ran out of mp during fights and had to recharge inbetween pulls. it is not a sign of a bad cleric, it is just a sign of being a low level trying to run an instance

Just last night when I was doing a FCC with 2 sins, cleric, archer, bm and me on my 88 barb we had one sin that goes and engages every group solo and one after another making it impossible to do pulls (which my barb could do easily with 9k hp and can in his sleep now with 12k), didnt respond to us telling him to stop it and, after we kicked him for not listening, asked us what was wrong and blacklisting our squad leader...

Colum - Raging Tide wrote: »

" sry my friend comes here instead of _____ * kicks a random person * "

-.-

I also really hate this. I left squad on my cleric one day because we were all set to start, then the leader booted a wiz to invite his friend BM. The poor person had already teleported into the instance too.

Personally, I ask friends/fac several times before world chatting, so if I fill the squad and then a friend shows up and needs it, I just tell them sorry but it is full now.

I joined an Abaddon bh tonight, and was asked if I could heal against the boss. I looked at the classes and HP of the other 4 people we currently had (barb was only one with decent hp/defense) and thought that since I hadn't really tried to do so before, that it would be extremely difficult if not impossible to keep them all alive with no cleric buffs or bb.

I said "nope. we'd be taking about 2x damage with no cleric." I probably should have stated the sin was probably gonna get one shot as soon as it got aggro.

I got "lol wut? bb doesn't even heal that much!"

I said "derp I know, but it seriously reduces damage, and buffs reduce damage, but if you wanna try it I can do it."

Leaving unsaid that I'm not a total noob, I make a way better DD than a healer, especially when aoe is involved as I can only aoe heal once every 10 seconds or so since no one wants to sell Gaia's Blessing when I DO have the coin for it. No reliable rez to protect against uberfail. And Thicket/summons to full damage blah blah blah.

So they WC "Need cleric for ABA cause Mystic can't heal. trololo" Which didn't bother me, as long as we got SOMEBODY to finally fill the damn squad.

Then the rest of the squad starts saying "who says that Mystics can't heal?" "I do it on mine its easy" etc. and I say that I said I would heal, but our squad leader would rather be a smartass.

So assuming you read this far, the run is off to a great start! b:chuckle

I go in, and they wined it already (why?) and were off ahead. Our leader is a bm and they neglected to Bell any of us or seemingly themselves as they were dead by the time anyone could catch up to them. I really wanted to say "bet you want that cleric now huh?" but didn't as I was busy keeping our seeker and sin alive while the barb was afk at the entrance.

Eventually we get to the boss with no mishap, and even get bell, when barb decided to run over and aggro the boss and pull it to the cleric without telling anyone.

We chase it down after dealing with the mobs that we were already fighting, and eventually after setting up bb, then dropping it to buff, then the barb dragging the boss back and forth for like 2 minutes we start to attack it.

Now here comes the FUN part!

We were getting SLAMMED with aoe, the bosses HP bar wasn't moving hardly at all and I'm too busy healing our tank and topping off the party's hp to get an attack in as my summons are getting insta-gibbed.

I'm just standing there watching the fail unfold around us, and the Barb is trying to get them to understand why going BS crazy with aps isn't working and I ask "who here doesn't know how to kill this boss without it healing itself?"

No one decided to answer me but after a few more minutes we killed it with no problem.

Now the reason I'm writing this is 2 fold. First my fac is asleep so I couldn't vent to them b:surrender

And second, because it really annoys me that I was right in my original assessment that I probably wouldn't have been able to be the healer in that squad, since they had no idea what they were doing against the boss. We would have been pounded by aoe, I would have spammed Comforting mist and tried to spam heal the barb while it was on CD. I couldn't even use Salvation as the aoe was literally killing her instantly and dropping everyones HP (with buffs and BB) down to about 12% every couple seconds.

This also means that even though they were being a jerk, the BM was also right saying that I couldn't heal. Yeah not when you decide to aps spam the **** out of the wrong boss b:chuckle

The most annoying part of it is that I've squaded with them many times before over the years on several characters so you would think that they would remember me, and they are in a big TW faction so you would think that they would be able to handle BH Aba a little smoother.

I bear them no ill will, but seriously if you are gonna call someone out as being fail at their class at a task that another class is way better suited to do...could you at least not fail so hard it takes TWO healers to keep your *** alive? b:shutup