Corrupt the Wish

Lairian - Sanctuary wrote: »

Wish granted. You now have a lovely new guitar. Soon after getting it however, the strings break. It's not a problem to get new ones though. For some reason, those new strings break as well. In fact, every single string you buy for the guitar breaks soon after putting them on. You now have a beautiful instrument that can't be played.


I wish Murphy's Law didn't apply to me. (For those of you who don't know that one, its whatever can go wrong, will go wrong.)

Easy, the law dosen't longer apply to you. Now everything is going right, meaning that it will go wrong for others even more. And now since everything is always right, you're so full of prosperity that it's no longer special since its so frequent. You eventually get depressed because since all things are going right, in all your prosperity, you no longer appreciate what you have; all the fortunate situations around you start to lose their meaning.

I wish that my backyard had more fertile soil instead of that reddish clay so I could make a garden. b:flower

granted it gets new american developers unfortunatly all they do is causing more bugs and no fixes(in a lot worse way then now) which makes everyone leave the game and now only you are left bored to death since no one but you stil plays this game

i wish that everyone likes me

Wish granted. You are the new PWI GM! Unfortunately, the hiring of you is because a well liked GM that took on a lot of responsibility in the company no longer works there. The other employees resent your presence because they miss the old GM, and you're saddled with all the responsibilities that the old GM took on for himself. You soon quit the company because of the stress.

I wish that my computer was fixed b:surrender

granted but your ipod breaks so the cord is usseless

i wish to be my barb char for 1 day in real life b:chucklebeing able to do all he can and posses all he has

Granted, but now you're falling behind in your studies.b:surrender

I wish that I would stop sneezing.

Granted. You now have the ability to see through objects at will. You use it to get ahead in all manner of things, from your job to card games. You even use it for various...acts that children shouldn't know about. Well, that is until you use it to look into a certain place with lots of women (I leave that up to your own imagination b:sin), and see a very, very old woman changing. The sight renders you blind.


I wish I can physically reach people over the internet.

Granted. A shy girl walks up to you one day and hands you the DVDs as a gift, saying "I heard you wanted these..." You're not sure who she is, but you find it cute that she gave you what you wanted. Later she continually approaches you, talking to you about your life and your dreams, none of which you have ever told her. When asked, she tells you "Oh, I have ways..." and avoids the question. Conversations with her, while nice, are scary because she seems to know everything about your life. Finally you stop going to places where you may meet, until she knocks on your door one day and calls your phone the next, although you never gave her your address or number. You have to move and change your number to get away from her.

I wish for the barbarian statue from the Facebook contest.

granted but due to some weird error you or anyone else was never able to see his post
Your wish has officially been corrupted

i wish for a good life

Granted but when this thread ends so does your life or when you die this thread will die
Congrats you just got soul bounded with this threadb:chuckle

i wish to be able to eat whatever i want the rest off my life without getting sick or to fat from it

EDIT: (PsychiHarpy beat me to it >.<)

Your wish is granted, you enjoy all the finest tastiest foods in the world in larger quantities day by day. As time goes on your body slowly requires more and more food to sustain itself, and you spend all your money trying to feed yourself. After you go bankrupt you resort to stealing candy from small children and eating dirt to survive. You begin to go mad with hunger and become worse everyday, until you finally become a cannibal and go on a mad rampage throughout the world consuming 1/2 the worlds population. Until the military finally captures you (by forcing you to consume a nuclear bomb which knocks you out for several hours) and then isolates you in a maximum security prison. Where you live for several hours before eating yourself.

Your wish is granted, now everyone in the world is required to continuously read your siggy or they spontaneously combust, making you the most hated person in the world.

I wish I had an unlimited supply of money

PsychicHarpy - Heavens Tear wrote: »

I ninja'ed you to the catch sowwy b:surrenderb:surrender

well that's what i get for writing such a long wish corruption >.<

Your wish is granted, now you will spend the next 50 years of your life attempting to corrupt the wish you wished for b:laugh

I wish to live a perfect life where i never grow tired of being perfect and have no negative impacts on the world.

Wish granted, but with your lack of appetite, people become wary, and due to the over-hype of the Twilight series, people start to wonder if you are really a vampire. Rumor spreads, and eventually, you are forced to live a life in seclusion to avoid the angry mobs with pitchforks and torches, and scientists trying to test you to determine the cause for your lack of appetite.

I wish I had been able to get online the past week or so. ><