Corrupt the Wish

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  • XXKimikoXx - Heavens Tear
    XXKimikoXx - Heavens Tear Posts: 2,569 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    Granted now im a anime freak who watches anime instead of hanging out with her friends.

    I wish my friend would get his butt on PW
    Thanks for the siggy Dorset
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Once upon a time I had a dirty little secret but then I took it to the dry cleanersb:laugh

    -Currently residing in the real world-
  • MagicHamsta - Lost City
    MagicHamsta - Lost City Posts: 10,466 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    granted
    your friend gets his butt on PW....
    but his butt crushes PW.
    b:shocked

    me wish me had something to nom.
    b:beg
    darthpanda16: Firefox crashed on me. Aryannamage: I don't think I am a GM that would be new.
    Hawk:Do this. closing thread
    frankieraye: I'll see if we can replace the woman with a stick figure and the tiger fangs with marshmallows.//Issues like these need to get escalated quickly to minimize the damage.
    Kantorek: Yeah.. you should try it. It's awesome.
    Sihndra: Nope- not currently possible under any circumstances. Sorry.
    LokisDottir: I mean...not haunting the forums, nope nope..
    Konariraiden: You don't know what you are up against. You will lose.
    Waiting for...Hamster Packs!
    58% chance to get tokens
    41% chance to get an all class pet hamster....but they has already been freed by the magic hamster.
    1% chance to get ban hamstered with the message "Hamsters United!"
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Opalwind - Heavens Tear
    Opalwind - Heavens Tear Posts: 347 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    granted but you nom the world b:shocked




    i wish for a cookie b:pleased
  • XXKimikoXx - Heavens Tear
    XXKimikoXx - Heavens Tear Posts: 2,569 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    MagicHamsta - Lost City wrote: »
    granted
    your friend gets his butt on PW....
    but his butt crushes PW.
    b:shocked

    me wish me had something to nom.
    b:beg

    Granted but it turns out to be your best friend

    I wish you were my pet hamster
    Thanks for the siggy Dorset
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Once upon a time I had a dirty little secret but then I took it to the dry cleanersb:laugh

    -Currently residing in the real world-
  • Grippieluver - Lost City
    Grippieluver - Lost City Posts: 9,807 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    granted, but you pet her death


    I wish i could think of a good wish
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]Thankiez to Dorset for the sig!

    MagicHamsta will remain in our hearts forever

    P.S. I am a female venomancer ^^ I know it's rare, isn't it?
  • XXKimikoXx - Heavens Tear
    XXKimikoXx - Heavens Tear Posts: 2,569 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    Granted but it gets corrupted

    I wish my friend would come online
    Thanks for the siggy Dorset
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Once upon a time I had a dirty little secret but then I took it to the dry cleanersb:laugh

    -Currently residing in the real world-
  • Delmarte - Lost City
    Delmarte - Lost City Posts: 216 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    You're friend comes online, only to tell you he/she's moving away. b:cry

    I wish fleas didn't exist.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    If I'm here I'm bored or procrastinating. b:cute
  • XXKimikoXx - Heavens Tear
    XXKimikoXx - Heavens Tear Posts: 2,569 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    Granted but ticks take their placeb:shocked

    I wish some one would trade me my ugly lvl 20 lobster mount for a lvl 20 sika reindeer......or the new icelace setb:dirty
    Thanks for the siggy Dorset
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Once upon a time I had a dirty little secret but then I took it to the dry cleanersb:laugh

    -Currently residing in the real world-
  • AndyNagato - Lost City
    AndyNagato - Lost City Posts: 185 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    XXKimikoXx - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    Granted but ticks take their placeb:shocked

    I wish some one would trade me my ugly lvl 20 lobster mount for a lvl 20 sika reindeer......or the new icelace setb:dirty
    You get your icelace set, only to have one of your online rivals/enemies get extremely jealous of your online luck. They then proceed to formulate a plan to hijack your account, and steal your valuables in a fit of rage. They succeed, in which you take them to court over a breach of privacy. You win the case, in which they go mentally insane, and stab you to death with a court cafeteria spork. The media covers this, and it reaches D.C. where Congress decides to outlaw video games completely due to their direct link to violent tendencies in children.

    I wish I lived in Hugh Hefner's shoes.
  • Chobsi - Heavens Tear
    Chobsi - Heavens Tear Posts: 540 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    Grated, but then you die of a heart attacked.

    I wish for Pandas.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    "Chobsi the only thing your good at is making your character look good, otherwise your fail"
    "Did that 95 BM just kill himself to your Herc? Mmm..Yep"
    "Oh that thing I thought was a statue, it 1 shot me, switch to your cleric please"
    "So that Hercules guy from the disney movie really aged well.."
    ~Chobsi b:cute
  • XXKimikoXx - Heavens Tear
    XXKimikoXx - Heavens Tear Posts: 2,569 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    Granted but they die
    Thanks for the siggy Dorset
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Once upon a time I had a dirty little secret but then I took it to the dry cleanersb:laugh

    -Currently residing in the real world-
  • DeathBanana - Heavens Tear
    DeathBanana - Heavens Tear Posts: 2,674 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    You wished for nothing. You got nothing. A bear killed you.

    I wish for a shrubbery.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    9x Demon Cleric
  • XXKimikoXx - Heavens Tear
    XXKimikoXx - Heavens Tear Posts: 2,569 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    Granted but it's garbage

    I wish for nothing from the nothingness of nothing that will bring upon utter nothingness into the nothing that I do not own yet.
    Thanks for the siggy Dorset
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Once upon a time I had a dirty little secret but then I took it to the dry cleanersb:laugh

    -Currently residing in the real world-
  • DeathBanana - Heavens Tear
    DeathBanana - Heavens Tear Posts: 2,674 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    Granted. Bear spawn killed you.

    I wish for people to buy my tokens in-game
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    9x Demon Cleric
  • XXKimikoXx - Heavens Tear
    XXKimikoXx - Heavens Tear Posts: 2,569 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    Granted but you get scammed and end up with 1 coin per token

    I wish for no more bears
    Thanks for the siggy Dorset
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Once upon a time I had a dirty little secret but then I took it to the dry cleanersb:laugh

    -Currently residing in the real world-
  • ShadowStorm - Raging Tide
    ShadowStorm - Raging Tide Posts: 278 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    Granted.....

    But then all the bears of the world disappear, including Winne the Pooh and Yogi Bear, resulting in the Society of Caring for Bears (AKA CareBears Inc), turning terroist and holding the whole world hostage with Weapons of Mass Destruction.

    So....I grab the lamp and wish to be a Master Samarai to fight them

    b:pleased
    As I look to the Horizon, I know danger is coming
    Fearing my power as a BladeMaster may not be enough,
    Ninja and Samarai skills failing, I look for someone to help avert the incoming disaster. Who will answer my call? Will it be the seeker? Or the Mystic? Or even an Earthguard at all...
    All I know is Darkness has come once again.
    And this time Light may not be enough to repel it...
    Genesis is upon us. Are you prepared for it?
  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    Granted. You are now a true master samurai. With your new skill and equipment, you are able to fight the bear menace. You carry out your duty flawlessly for a time, and everything seems to be looking up for you. However, one day, you are told to infiltrate the bear's hq, and kill their leader. You manage to sneak in, but find yourself unable to approach the leader. Instead, you find yourself in the middle of an ambush. With so many furry enemies around you, you are forced to retreat to save your own life. Returning to your home in disgrace, you are made to commit seppuku to make up for your failure.


    I wish fast food restaurants had never been created.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Be nice to people
  • Barbariankev - Heavens Tear
    Barbariankev - Heavens Tear Posts: 831 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    granted but everyone commits suicide because theres is no tasty food

    i wish for unlimited power
    its impossible to always do the right thing we all make mistakes i am not different from that
    just try to be a good person

    english isn't my native language so there might be a few spelling/grammatical errors in my posts
  • Kephras - Heavens Tear
    Kephras - Heavens Tear Posts: 1,472 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    Granted, but your mortal body cannot contain such raw deity-level energies, and you explode and die. Messily.

    I wish I'd found this game sooner! :D
  • Barbariankev - Heavens Tear
    Barbariankev - Heavens Tear Posts: 831 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    granted but you found it when closed beta just had started
    and had to wait for open beta

    i wish for a more powerfull body one that can actually control unlimited power without exploding or destroying itself in any way
    its impossible to always do the right thing we all make mistakes i am not different from that
    just try to be a good person

    english isn't my native language so there might be a few spelling/grammatical errors in my posts
  • Kephras - Heavens Tear
    Kephras - Heavens Tear Posts: 1,472 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    Granted, but in its infinite humor the genie refuses to grant you any actual power. You are now indestructibly ordinary.
    (kinda like Bruce Willis in "Unbreakable," which is actually pretty cool I guess. Dammit.)

    I wish asparagus didn't taste so nasty or stringy.
  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    Granted. Asparagus now tastes like candy. Along with the taste, it also gains the nutritional value of candy.

    I wish to be able to cook.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Be nice to people
  • Aadi - Lost City
    Aadi - Lost City Posts: 4,449 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    You are so good at cooking that you win many competitions and always cook delicious meals. Suddenly, you find yourself being forced to cook for people not in your family, not one of your friends, and even complete strangers. You're forced into cooking servitude forever.

    I wish I ace all my midterms next week.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    "aadi is a forum ninja, always there, skirting thru the shadows... striking with quick posts while you are distracted by your own" -Alexeno(kin)
    "We talk about you because you're fab. b:cute" -Chillum
    "You live for forums. Like seriously."
  • BeingHope - Harshlands
    BeingHope - Harshlands Posts: 5,013 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    If you did, teachers would put more pressure on you to do better in class and if that happens you'll get stressed out to the point of having to see a psychologist/therapist everyday.... b:surrender

    I wish that I could find out what I want to do in high school for choosing electives >__<
    [SIGPIC]http://i933.photobucket.com/albums/ad175/beinghope/beinghopesiggie.png[/SIGPIC]
    I forgot!!! Thanks forsaken for the signature b:cute
    b:chuckle I love huge catshops LOL b:laugh
  • AndyNagato - Lost City
    AndyNagato - Lost City Posts: 185 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    BeingHope - Harshlands wrote: »
    If you did, teachers would put more pressure on you to do better in class and if that happens you'll get stressed out to the point of having to see a psychologist/therapist everyday.... b:surrender

    I wish that I could find out what I want to do in high school for choosing electives >__<
    you finally find out what you want to do, but you realize youve taken so much time, the only elective left is advanced quantum mechanics, with an old grumpy teacher who spits in your face as he talks :P

    i wish for pickels
  • MagicHamsta - Lost City
    MagicHamsta - Lost City Posts: 10,466 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    advanced quantum mechanics?
    (>.<)

    why such a easy class.
    ._.'


    well...wish be granted you has pickles but then become allergic to pickles and be forced to throw them away.
    (>.<)

    me wish for more cheesecake.
    darthpanda16: Firefox crashed on me. Aryannamage: I don't think I am a GM that would be new.
    Hawk:Do this. closing thread
    frankieraye: I'll see if we can replace the woman with a stick figure and the tiger fangs with marshmallows.//Issues like these need to get escalated quickly to minimize the damage.
    Kantorek: Yeah.. you should try it. It's awesome.
    Sihndra: Nope- not currently possible under any circumstances. Sorry.
    LokisDottir: I mean...not haunting the forums, nope nope..
    Konariraiden: You don't know what you are up against. You will lose.
    Waiting for...Hamster Packs!
    58% chance to get tokens
    41% chance to get an all class pet hamster....but they has already been freed by the magic hamster.
    1% chance to get ban hamstered with the message "Hamsters United!"
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    You get massive amounts of cheescake. So great in fact, that you can't eat it all in one day. It takes several days to eat all of it, every bite a bit of cheesecakey heaven. When you are finished with the tasty confections, you find you have gained so much weight that you are now unable to move. In your now helplessly fattened up body, a cat comes up and does what they do best to small animals.


    I wish the PWE would actually fix the bugs in PWI.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Be nice to people
  • Aadi - Lost City
    Aadi - Lost City Posts: 4,449 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    With all the bugs fixed, PWI becomes the paradise of a game that it was intended to be in the first place. Quickly rising and remaining as number 1 for free MMOs, players flock in to play this amazing game. Enjoying it, more and more people begin to play until the lag is nearly unbearable in every server. However, these newbies don't cash shop, and PWI is forced to shut down because it cannot afford all the servers necessary to pay for these new players.

    I wish I could skip straight to 89.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    "aadi is a forum ninja, always there, skirting thru the shadows... striking with quick posts while you are distracted by your own" -Alexeno(kin)
    "We talk about you because you're fab. b:cute" -Chillum
    "You live for forums. Like seriously."
  • Sealion_man - Dreamweaver
    Sealion_man - Dreamweaver Posts: 78 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    Granted, but you can't go Sage or Demon 'til you're 99.

    I wish I could make more than one wish.
  • XXKimikoXx - Heavens Tear
    XXKimikoXx - Heavens Tear Posts: 2,569 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    Granted but you waste it

    I wish my brother would go to sleep in his own bed
    Thanks for the siggy Dorset
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Once upon a time I had a dirty little secret but then I took it to the dry cleanersb:laugh

    -Currently residing in the real world-

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