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  • DeathBanana - Heavens Tear
    DeathBanana - Heavens Tear Posts: 2,674 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    Granted. The conveniently placed upper bunk bed suddenly comes crashing on him. Because a bear was sleeping on it.

    I wish for a fish.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    9x Demon Cleric
  • XXKimikoXx - Heavens Tear
    XXKimikoXx - Heavens Tear Posts: 2,569 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    DeathBanana - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    Granted. The conveniently placed upper bunk bed suddenly comes crashing on him. Because a bear was sleeping on it.

    I wish for a fish.

    Granted but a bear ate it

    I wish to be ruler of the bears
    Thanks for the siggy Dorset
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Once upon a time I had a dirty little secret but then I took it to the dry cleanersb:laugh

    -Currently residing in the real world-
  • DeathBanana - Heavens Tear
    DeathBanana - Heavens Tear Posts: 2,674 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    Granted. Suddenly you're the dictator of the bears! You proceed to conquer most of europe. But then you get your **** handed to you. By the french.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    9x Demon Cleric
  • Sealion_man - Dreamweaver
    Sealion_man - Dreamweaver Posts: 78 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    No wish = Granted

    I wish my rent cost me less so I could cash shop
  • MagicHamsta - Lost City
    MagicHamsta - Lost City Posts: 10,466 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    Sealion_man - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    No wish = Granted

    I wish my rent cost me less so I could cash shop

    granted
    your rent cost less because.....
    you become homeless and rent out a cardboard box from teh hobo across the street for 50 cents a month.

    now since you live in a box with no source of energy/room to place your computer you cannot play PW anymore.
    b:shocked

    me wish for a cookie.....of a mysterious flavor?
    o.O
    darthpanda16: Firefox crashed on me. Aryannamage: I don't think I am a GM that would be new.
    Hawk:Do this. closing thread
    frankieraye: I'll see if we can replace the woman with a stick figure and the tiger fangs with marshmallows.//Issues like these need to get escalated quickly to minimize the damage.
    Kantorek: Yeah.. you should try it. It's awesome.
    Sihndra: Nope- not currently possible under any circumstances. Sorry.
    LokisDottir: I mean...not haunting the forums, nope nope..
    Konariraiden: You don't know what you are up against. You will lose.
    Waiting for...Hamster Packs!
    58% chance to get tokens
    41% chance to get an all class pet hamster....but they has already been freed by the magic hamster.
    1% chance to get ban hamstered with the message "Hamsters United!"
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Barbariankev - Heavens Tear
    Barbariankev - Heavens Tear Posts: 831 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    granted but the cookie is poisoned and you die

    i wish for unlimited wishes
    its impossible to always do the right thing we all make mistakes i am not different from that
    just try to be a good person

    english isn't my native language so there might be a few spelling/grammatical errors in my posts
  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    Granted. You can now wish for anything you want, as often as you want. Son enough, people start noticing your recent string of fortune. When they figure out what you are able to do, they request things from you. Eventually, you are making wishes for so many people, that you are no longer able to make any wishes for yourself.


    I wish to be able to control time.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Be nice to people
  • Masterbating - Lost City
    Masterbating - Lost City Posts: 73 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    Wish granted, but you suddenly become trapped in a time-warp with no way to get to the time you wish to be in, be it past, present, or future.

    I wish for nothing evil to become of this wish. :3
  • Poltergiiest - Sanctuary
    Poltergiiest - Sanctuary Posts: 45 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    Granted, but now your surrounded by pink bunny rabbits and your world is bubble wraped. Good luck in entertaining yourself.

    I wish I had a ground mount already >.<
    [synthei] - New signature to match this username coming soonb:thanks
  • Masterbating - Lost City
    Masterbating - Lost City Posts: 73 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    Wish granted! But it costs you all of your coins, and you get scammed for something that only runs at 1.0m/s. Congrats!

    I wish for world domination. :3
  • Poltergiiest - Sanctuary
    Poltergiiest - Sanctuary Posts: 45 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    granted but you are dominating another wolrd called tyui halfway across the galaxy and only have mushrooms as your underlings.

    I wish the flying spagetti monster would touch masterbating with his noodlyness
    [synthei] - New signature to match this username coming soonb:thanks
  • Masterbating - Lost City
    Masterbating - Lost City Posts: 73 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    Wish granted! But masterbating was VERY hungry, so the spahgetti monster only got to touch the inside of her belly. :3

    I wish for a purple unicorn.
  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    Wish granted. You are now the proud owner of the worlds first and only purple unicorn. Unfortunately it sees stories of them being peaceful creatures was somewhat exaggerated. Your new pet has a violent streak, taking immense pleasure in goring people with its horn. After the tenth time this happens, an angry mob forms to take out your unicorn. It manages to take several of them out before going down itself. The mob then turns its attention on you, being the one who wished for the unicorn. You don't last nearly as long as it did.


    I wish for free (and legal) cable.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Be nice to people
  • Poltergiiest - Sanctuary
    Poltergiiest - Sanctuary Posts: 45 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    Granted but you are now hooked up to th eone and only childrens 24 hour television service. Have fun with the wiggles and dora now Lairian.

    I wish for the ability to break into anything with a screwdriver
    [synthei] - New signature to match this username coming soonb:thanks
  • Masterbating - Lost City
    Masterbating - Lost City Posts: 73 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    (Aww. My poor, poor unicorn. QQ I'll miss you Fredrick!)

    EDITED:

    Wish granted! You can break into stuff with your screwdriver, but it breaks, so alarms go off, and the police are alerted of your break-in. You are, sadly, in jail now.


    I wish to be able to sing again. ^-^
  • DeathBanana - Heavens Tear
    DeathBanana - Heavens Tear Posts: 2,674 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    Granted! You sing amazingly, join an indie rock band, and end up dying from lack of food and shelter because...you're in an indie band.

    I wish I had a really big helmet.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    9x Demon Cleric
  • Saitada - Sanctuary
    Saitada - Sanctuary Posts: 3,220 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    Granted you have a really big helmet. But your head is now 1/2 it's normal size so the helmet is twice as big as your head now.

    I wish a wandering planet that has been thrown from it's parent star would scream through our solar system and smash into Earth, destroying all life and ending humanity and all other life on Earth for eternity.

    ~S

    *edit* Yes.. I actually DO wish this.
  • DeathBanana - Heavens Tear
    DeathBanana - Heavens Tear Posts: 2,674 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    Granted! But you don't get to watch, as a bear mauls you a few minutes prior.

    I wish I would hit 70 already >.<
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    9x Demon Cleric
  • WarTigerZ - Heavens Tear
    WarTigerZ - Heavens Tear Posts: 187 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    DeathBanana - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    Granted! But you don't get to watch, as a bear mauls you a few minutes prior.

    I wish I would hit 70 already >.<


    Granted! But... you didnt say wat you want to be 70, so now your age is 70 years old. Bad news hits you at your last doctors oppointment.. you have cancer, you only have 1 year to live! Make the most of it :D


    I wish... that i had tickets to a Bullet For My Valentine concert :D
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]<-- made by me o.o
    I know its very simple and plain, but I like it XD.

    I'm back! I knew I said i'd never come back but yeah im back now :p.
  • Sealion_man - Dreamweaver
    Sealion_man - Dreamweaver Posts: 78 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    Granted, but they're for a show in the USA, since you live in Australia, that's a verrrry long way!
    I wish that this cold I have just disappears.
  • warmingerspirit
    warmingerspirit Posts: 1 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    Sealion_man - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    Granted, but they're for a show in the USA, since you live in Australia, that's a verrrry long way!
    I wish that this cold I have just disappears.
    The cold you have mutates into something totally different: horribly virulent and 95% fatal. congrats, it's disappeared to be replaced by something devastating.
    I wish my ex girlfriend didn't leave me and lead to the current depression I am living through.
  • MagicHamsta - Lost City
    MagicHamsta - Lost City Posts: 10,466 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    cured, you end up in an experiment run by the best ferret minds in the world where your mind be transported to another dimension into your other self's body in which you has never left your girlfriend. There you go to your house and when you see your girlfriend you dies from teh overload of happiness.
    b:shocked

    now your girlfriend be sad and depressed.
    b:surrender

    me wish for a piece of wood, more wood shavings, and more tissues.
    darthpanda16: Firefox crashed on me. Aryannamage: I don't think I am a GM that would be new.
    Hawk:Do this. closing thread
    frankieraye: I'll see if we can replace the woman with a stick figure and the tiger fangs with marshmallows.//Issues like these need to get escalated quickly to minimize the damage.
    Kantorek: Yeah.. you should try it. It's awesome.
    Sihndra: Nope- not currently possible under any circumstances. Sorry.
    LokisDottir: I mean...not haunting the forums, nope nope..
    Konariraiden: You don't know what you are up against. You will lose.
    Waiting for...Hamster Packs!
    58% chance to get tokens
    41% chance to get an all class pet hamster....but they has already been freed by the magic hamster.
    1% chance to get ban hamstered with the message "Hamsters United!"
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Barbariankev - Heavens Tear
    Barbariankev - Heavens Tear Posts: 831 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    granted but the wood and tisues are burning and gone before you ever got to do anything with them well you can still have their ash
    its impossible to always do the right thing we all make mistakes i am not different from that
    just try to be a good person

    english isn't my native language so there might be a few spelling/grammatical errors in my posts
  • Chobsi - Heavens Tear
    Chobsi - Heavens Tear Posts: 540 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    you didnt make a wish therefore you have nothing granted.

    I wish for cheaper fash
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    "Chobsi the only thing your good at is making your character look good, otherwise your fail"
    "Did that 95 BM just kill himself to your Herc? Mmm..Yep"
    "Oh that thing I thought was a statue, it 1 shot me, switch to your cleric please"
    "So that Hercules guy from the disney movie really aged well.."
    ~Chobsi b:cute
  • Saitada - Sanctuary
    Saitada - Sanctuary Posts: 3,220 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    Chobsi - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    you didnt make a wish therefore you have nothing granted.

    I wish for cheaper fash

    Granted fashion is now free, but it's all designed to fit hamsters not veno's.

    I wish this VOG would go away. (VOG = Volcanic Gas Emissions... I live in Hawaii, and it aggrivates my allergies).

    ~S
  • DeathBanana - Heavens Tear
    DeathBanana - Heavens Tear Posts: 2,674 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    Granted! It gets replaced by zombie cancer. Developed by bears.

    I wish I could find the cord for my keyboard >.<
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    9x Demon Cleric
  • MagicHamsta - Lost City
    MagicHamsta - Lost City Posts: 10,466 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    Granted it teh volcanic gas emissions stop completely from all volcanos....unfortunately there be no way for the emissions to escape as your wish has screwed with the natural way to relieve pressure.
    for years you be fine and have fun in teh sun....until.....all that built up pressure finally causes all volcanos on earth to erupt at once causing massive and horrible destruction.


    ........
    granted you find teh cord....except your computer breaks...now you has a working input device but no computer on which to use.

    me wish for a cheesecake.....with strawberries.
    :D
    darthpanda16: Firefox crashed on me. Aryannamage: I don't think I am a GM that would be new.
    Hawk:Do this. closing thread
    frankieraye: I'll see if we can replace the woman with a stick figure and the tiger fangs with marshmallows.//Issues like these need to get escalated quickly to minimize the damage.
    Kantorek: Yeah.. you should try it. It's awesome.
    Sihndra: Nope- not currently possible under any circumstances. Sorry.
    LokisDottir: I mean...not haunting the forums, nope nope..
    Konariraiden: You don't know what you are up against. You will lose.
    Waiting for...Hamster Packs!
    58% chance to get tokens
    41% chance to get an all class pet hamster....but they has already been freed by the magic hamster.
    1% chance to get ban hamstered with the message "Hamsters United!"
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • DeathBanana - Heavens Tear
    DeathBanana - Heavens Tear Posts: 2,674 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    Granted! But there was food poisoning in it! *Insert Metal Gear Solid exclamation mark noise* You die from food poisoning. And get teabagged by a bear.

    I wish for people to buy my tokens >.<
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    9x Demon Cleric
  • MagicHamsta - Lost City
    MagicHamsta - Lost City Posts: 10,466 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    granted,
    you lower the price to 30 coins each because you has forgotten a few zeros....
    all your tokens be sold and now you be poor.
    b:chuckle

    me wish me could figure out teh concept of monies....o.O
    darthpanda16: Firefox crashed on me. Aryannamage: I don't think I am a GM that would be new.
    Hawk:Do this. closing thread
    frankieraye: I'll see if we can replace the woman with a stick figure and the tiger fangs with marshmallows.//Issues like these need to get escalated quickly to minimize the damage.
    Kantorek: Yeah.. you should try it. It's awesome.
    Sihndra: Nope- not currently possible under any circumstances. Sorry.
    LokisDottir: I mean...not haunting the forums, nope nope..
    Konariraiden: You don't know what you are up against. You will lose.
    Waiting for...Hamster Packs!
    58% chance to get tokens
    41% chance to get an all class pet hamster....but they has already been freed by the magic hamster.
    1% chance to get ban hamstered with the message "Hamsters United!"
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Sealion_man - Dreamweaver
    Sealion_man - Dreamweaver Posts: 78 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    Granted, you totally figure ot the concept of monopoly money. You are now 12 years old.

    I wish I could only need 3 hours of sleep per night.

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