Corrupt the Wish

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  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited December 2009
    Wish granted. You now have an adorable little puppy. However, said puppy is not house-trained, and pees on everything (on everyone). All attempts to train the puppy have ended in failure. Eventually, everything in your house is wet and smells like dog pee.

    I wish for a good night's sleep.b:tiredb:sleep
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  • Aadi - Lost City
    Aadi - Lost City Posts: 4,449 Arc User
    edited December 2009
    Granted. Your friend recommends a great sleeping medication...it's in trial stages but she's been using it for months and it's worked wonders. She sleeps a solid 8 hours every night and hasn't felt tired since the day she started taking it. Curious and comforted by the fact that it's working for her, you decide to take it. You have the best sleep of your life that night, and wake up feeling great and refreshed. However, the pill hasn't been tested yet on males...at about noon you find yourself feeling sleepy. Very sleepy. You can't keep your head up...your coworkers find you passed out on the floor. An unintended side effect of the pill for men seems to be narcolepsy. For the rest of your life you have to deal with the effects of the disease because you wanted a good night's sleep.

    I wish that there was mac and cheese in my house b:sad
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  • Opalwind - Heavens Tear
    Opalwind - Heavens Tear Posts: 347 Arc User
    edited December 2009
    wish granted but now your house has so much mac and cheese that it is now MADE of mac and cheese and is eaten by dogs




    i wish for a rabbit that likes ice cream
  • Grippieluver - Lost City
    Grippieluver - Lost City Posts: 9,807 Arc User
    edited December 2009
    Granted... the rabitt eatz all the ice cream in the world.. no more for you b:sad
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]Thankiez to Dorset for the sig!

    MagicHamsta will remain in our hearts forever

    P.S. I am a female venomancer ^^ I know it's rare, isn't it?
  • Opalwind - Heavens Tear
    Opalwind - Heavens Tear Posts: 347 Arc User
    edited December 2009
    b:shocked


    i wish i could think of a better wish than this
  • BeingHope - Harshlands
    BeingHope - Harshlands Posts: 5,013 Arc User
    edited December 2009
    Wish granted, but now you have everyone coming to you for your wishes b:surrender


    I wish that my mom would let me eat ice-cream b:surrender
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  • Veronica_ - Heavens Tear
    Veronica_ - Heavens Tear Posts: 157 Arc User
    edited December 2009
    wish came true , but now u love ice cream soo much that you freeze b:surrender



    I wish I was a demon b:cute
  • Grippieluver - Lost City
    Grippieluver - Lost City Posts: 9,807 Arc User
    edited December 2009
    b:shocked Granted... u possess ppl and work for the devil b:shocked


    I wish u had a nicer wish
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]Thankiez to Dorset for the sig!

    MagicHamsta will remain in our hearts forever

    P.S. I am a female venomancer ^^ I know it's rare, isn't it?
  • XXKimikoXx - Heavens Tear
    XXKimikoXx - Heavens Tear Posts: 2,569 Arc User
    edited December 2009
    Granted. My wish was nicer but it was not what you were expecting so you ended up being dissapointed.

    I wish Ikuto was real and became my boyfriend
    Thanks for the siggy Dorset
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    Once upon a time I had a dirty little secret but then I took it to the dry cleanersb:laugh

    -Currently residing in the real world-
  • Grippieluver - Lost City
    Grippieluver - Lost City Posts: 9,807 Arc User
    edited December 2009
    Wish granted, but in RL he lookz animated, b:shocked


    I wish there wuzz no anime b:spit
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]Thankiez to Dorset for the sig!

    MagicHamsta will remain in our hearts forever

    P.S. I am a female venomancer ^^ I know it's rare, isn't it?
  • XXKimikoXx - Heavens Tear
    XXKimikoXx - Heavens Tear Posts: 2,569 Arc User
    edited December 2009
    Granted but pedopheliea and other disgusting kinds of pedopheliea grow and grow becoming a national problem which in time crates panic for parents causing riots all over.

    I wish I lived in Shugo Chara
    Thanks for the siggy Dorset
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    Once upon a time I had a dirty little secret but then I took it to the dry cleanersb:laugh

    -Currently residing in the real world-
  • Grippieluver - Lost City
    Grippieluver - Lost City Posts: 9,807 Arc User
    edited December 2009
    Graanted but you catch a disease and die


    I wish PW wuz real O____O (couldnt **** up with a better wish lolz idontreally)
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]Thankiez to Dorset for the sig!

    MagicHamsta will remain in our hearts forever

    P.S. I am a female venomancer ^^ I know it's rare, isn't it?
  • DragonHunter - Raging Tide
    DragonHunter - Raging Tide Posts: 21 Arc User
    edited December 2009
    Grippieluver - Lost City wrote: »
    I wish PW wuz real O____O (couldnt **** up with a better wish lolz idontreally)

    Granted, but sword tamer comes to you and 1hits you...

    I wish I got an Iphone :p
  • Grippieluver - Lost City
    Grippieluver - Lost City Posts: 9,807 Arc User
    edited December 2009
    Granted, but itz fake, and itz illlegal


    I wish the wishez were more funm to corrupt
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]Thankiez to Dorset for the sig!

    MagicHamsta will remain in our hearts forever

    P.S. I am a female venomancer ^^ I know it's rare, isn't it?
  • Opalwind - Heavens Tear
    Opalwind - Heavens Tear Posts: 347 Arc User
    edited December 2009
    wish granted.... but now it is so fun that all you can do is sit and stare at the forums b:shocked



    I wish for 10 million dollars b:laugh
  • Grippieluver - Lost City
    Grippieluver - Lost City Posts: 9,807 Arc User
    edited December 2009
    Granted, but it wuz all counterfit


    I wish I had a million dollarz that were not counterfit, stolen, borrowed, fake, game money... REAL usable, LEAGL money (that wsnt taxed)
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]Thankiez to Dorset for the sig!

    MagicHamsta will remain in our hearts forever

    P.S. I am a female venomancer ^^ I know it's rare, isn't it?
  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited December 2009
    Wish granted. But, the influx of the ten million coming from nowhere pushes the economy over the edge, causing massive inflation, leading to sever economic downturn, and another Great Depression.


    I wish to be able to see in the dark.
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  • XXKimikoXx - Heavens Tear
    XXKimikoXx - Heavens Tear Posts: 2,569 Arc User
    edited December 2009
    Granted but you can now no longer see in the day.

    I wish for a ugly ride in pwi
    Thanks for the siggy Dorset
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    Once upon a time I had a dirty little secret but then I took it to the dry cleanersb:laugh

    -Currently residing in the real world-
  • Nehru - Heavens Tear
    Nehru - Heavens Tear Posts: 104 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    Granted. You are now married in game to a Bladmaster named Scarieunkle whose avatar is hideous. He insists on carrying you everywhere. and stalks anyone who talks to you in game. b:cute

    I wish for a bag of powdered wasabi that isn't rated as being a weapons grade irritant.
    "It is said that whomsoever the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad. In fact, whomsoever the gods wish to destroy, they first hand the equivilant of a stick with a fizzing fuse and ACME Dynamite Company written on the side. It's more interesting, and doesn't take so long."
    - Terry Pratchett
  • The_Champion - Sanctuary
    The_Champion - Sanctuary Posts: 988 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    *granted* but as your walking doown a road you are attacked by a pack of hun gry wolves that eat you and the wasabi.

    I wish I was an Oscar Mayor Weiner, so that everybody would be in love with me!! :) /commercial
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  • XXKimikoXx - Heavens Tear
    XXKimikoXx - Heavens Tear Posts: 2,569 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    Wish granted but it goes moldy and no one loves you anymore.

    I wish they would make a good vampire movie.
    Thanks for the siggy Dorset
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    Once upon a time I had a dirty little secret but then I took it to the dry cleanersb:laugh

    -Currently residing in the real world-
  • Nudefoxy - Lost City
    Nudefoxy - Lost City Posts: 133 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    o0 i grant u ur wish but you are the new star of twilight but oh noes edwards finds and falls in love with another girls and bites ur head of and what you know it became a movie of the year and James Cameron gets millions out of your death
    Hmm i wish for a sexy gothic girlfriend
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  • XXKimikoXx - Heavens Tear
    XXKimikoXx - Heavens Tear Posts: 2,569 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    Granted but you grow out of the faze and she doesn't and now your stuck with some one you find unapealing.

    I wish Bella from twilight looked better.
    Thanks for the siggy Dorset
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    Once upon a time I had a dirty little secret but then I took it to the dry cleanersb:laugh

    -Currently residing in the real world-
  • Noob - Raging Tide
    Noob - Raging Tide Posts: 771 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    Granted but now shes a baby
    I wish I had some food...
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  • XXKimikoXx - Heavens Tear
    XXKimikoXx - Heavens Tear Posts: 2,569 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    Granted but I take it away

    I wish my aunt would stop smoking around me
    Thanks for the siggy Dorset
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    Once upon a time I had a dirty little secret but then I took it to the dry cleanersb:laugh

    -Currently residing in the real world-
  • Opalwind - Heavens Tear
    Opalwind - Heavens Tear Posts: 347 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    granted but now she smokes around everyone else



    i wish i wasnt bored
  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    Granted. You are now in possession of the worlds greatest video game that was made just for you. It is infinitely entertaining, perfect in every way, and never ends. You are now never bored. However, the game is so good, you can't bring yourself to stop playing it for more than a few minutes at a time. Eventually, the game sucks you in completely and you find yourself unable to do anything else, including eating, drinking, and sleeping. You quickly begin wasting away as your friends and family try and call out to you to try and get you to stop, but these pleas fall on deaf ears as the only thing that matters to you is the game. In a matter of weeks, you die due to dehydration, malnutrition, and sleep deprivation.

    I wish people would start putting more creativity into corrupting wishes again. b:angry
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  • XXKimikoXx - Heavens Tear
    XXKimikoXx - Heavens Tear Posts: 2,569 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    Granted but the corruption becomes so long and so mean people start getting offended and a flame war breaks out causing this thread to be closed.

    I wish America had free health care.
    Thanks for the siggy Dorset
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    Once upon a time I had a dirty little secret but then I took it to the dry cleanersb:laugh

    -Currently residing in the real world-
  • Grippieluver - Lost City
    Grippieluver - Lost City Posts: 9,807 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    Granted, but everyone now bumz who can get off their lazy assez and work who choose not to are now getting healthcare, bringing our economy into a recession resulting into a depression

    I wish that so many people didnt watch anime blah!
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]Thankiez to Dorset for the sig!

    MagicHamsta will remain in our hearts forever

    P.S. I am a female venomancer ^^ I know it's rare, isn't it?
  • Opalwind - Heavens Tear
    Opalwind - Heavens Tear Posts: 347 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    granted but now they are watching................. something much worse............. b:shocked



    I wish you didnt hate anime

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