02:41 pm PST (Moses Lake, WA, USA ) one of those in danger from the Boredom is reporting it managed to get inside his house, but got trapped beneath their bed. He also reports feeling the pull of sleep. I can only impress upon the danger this would bring about. Asleep you have no defenses. Sleepiness is one symptom of the Boredom wearing on you. Shattered, do not fall asleep. I fear it would be akin to Freddy Krueger movies. You musn't fall asleep. Go drink some coffee, or soda. Do not fall asleep. I heard from Passion finally. She says they're learning. We must too learn from them. It appears the Boredom got her. I pray it was quick and painless.
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Re: American Date Format: It is the American way to do everything faster. In the olden days, it took too long to have to say and write out, "The Twenty Third of July in the Year of our Lord, Nineteen Seventy Eight." It's much faster to just say, "July Twenty Third, Nineteen Seventy Eight." We abbreviate and reduce everything here.
With the world in chaos and darknezz and other evil things Danmorde thought to himself. Now what? I have triumphed. Everything is evil now. Ive worked so hard for this...and now....Im bored...
After thinking about it for about a second or two, he decided he liked this boredom. He liked how it made him feel. Especially since he knew how bored everyone else must be. It was a dark, glorious joyous feeling. Full of life, hapyyness and sunshine.
It is the American way to do everything faster. In the olden days, it took too long to have to say and write out, "The Twenty Third of July in the Year of Nineteen Seventy Eight." It's much faster to just say, "June Twenty Third, Nineteen Seventy Eight."
Maaaaan, we left that argument behind ten pages back :P
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In shock by the sudden disappearance of his pass time hobby, the mighty and Evil Danmorde decided enough is enough. Slowly he pulled out the dead gerbil from out of the hat. Placed it on top of an empty can of energy drink left there by a broken spoon. he watched it intensly for about 10 minutes. Nothing interesting happened. All hope was lost. Now there was only darkness and evilness.
He had triumphed!
Do NOT go gentle into that good night Gerbil.. for it is the Sun that will rise again, and Juliette will sing while we make merry in the hay fields.
02:41 pm PST (Moses Lake, WA, USA ) one of those in danger from the Boredom is reporting it managed to get inside his house, but got trapped beneath their bed. He also reports feeling the pull of sleep. I can only impress upon the danger this would bring about. Asleep you have no defenses. Sleepiness is one symptom of the Boredom wearing on you. Shattered, do not fall asleep. I fear it would be akin to Freddy Krueger movies. You musn't fall asleep. Go drink some coffee, or soda. Do not fall asleep.
11.42 pm +1GMT (Sweden) Ariakaitu, I thank you for keeping Boredom at bay for this long. I now fear that my Pillows calls are getting louder. My time is up. This is good bye. I hope we meet in a more colourful world.
Yours truly.
Add a drop of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange and pretend you're laughing at it~
Sometimes I like to look at my neighbors while wearing nothing as I look at them with a smile on my face. When they see me I wildly scream at them as I do the helecocktor, "GET TO DA CHOPAH!".
I am a broken spoon.. Have I been a vital part of this Evil Danmordes scheme?
Have I doomed us all?
It was all a part of Danmordes evil masterplan, the dead gerbil, the hat, the empty can of energy drink. It was all connected. Shatterdspoon was coming to the realization that Shatteredspoon had been duped all along, had been a puppet in control of evil. Now what? What was shatteredspoon to do? Connect all the dots, and come to the realization of the evil masterplan, how it was made and how it could be stopped? Or join the forces of evilnezz and chaozz and other things like that? "We have cookies on the dark side" Proclaimed Danmorde with a grin.
Someone forgot a ( or ; in the line of code you can be sure. Like a needle in a haystack. oi vey
Only problem is the code would have never compiled. Unless it was in a script them maybe it would have gotten through but not likely. now forgetting a - or using a < when it should have been a > now that will ruin your entire day.
02:48 pm PST (Moses Lake, WA, USA ) it has now been nearly 2 hours since the Boredom appeared on the outside of my sliding glass door. I think I angered it when i tossed birdseed for the resident flock of Quail out through one of the large holes. It appears to have distanced itself from them as well. For now, it seems so long as the quail remain on my back porch, i am safe. My only problem is, i have a very limited supply of bird seed. The black oil Sunflower seeds i have for the gerbils could be used i suppose, but then i would have no reward for them for keeping the Boredom at bay. Gizmo and his brother, Scratch are now scampering about my shoulders, back, and laptop. I felt it was time for some more, personal protection. Their brothers Apollo and Patches are in a couple plastic balls, roaming about the house in search of the smaller Boredom that got inside quite a while ago. i am at a loss now, for another one has given in to the Boredom. Farewell, my friend. May it be silent, quick and painless. Your words and comfort shall not be forgotten
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It was all a part of Danmordes evil masterplan, the dead gerbil, the hat, the empty can of energy drink. It was all connected. Shatterdspoon was coming to the realization that Shatteredspoon had been duped all along, had been a puppet in control of evil. Now what? What was shatteredspoon to do? Connect all the dots, and come to the realization of the evil masterplan, how it was made and how it could be stopped? Or join the forces of evilnezz and chaozz and other things like that? "We have cookies on the dark side" Proclaimed Danmorde with a grin.
Will there be coffee?
Add a drop of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange and pretend you're laughing at it~
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edited August 2014
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We interrupt your regularly scheduled server crash to bring you cat-astrophic revelation...... Hello Kitty is NOT a cat!
She's a cartoon character. She is a little girl. She is a friend. But she is not a cat. She's never depicted on all fours. She walks and sits like a two-legged creature. She does have a pet cat of her own, however, and it's called Charmmy Kitty.
So I guess Tony the Tiger, Winnie the Pooh, Piglet, Tigger, Mickey Mouse, and all the other characters are just cartoon characters as well since neither of them have ever been seen on all four legs either!
We now return you to your regularly scheduled server crash already in progress.
well i hope i dont lose my invoke lol but is a real pain as gateway is down too and have jobs to collect and start and time is geting on so looks like i will have too lose out like the rest here hope it gets sorted soon looks like its been down all day too not good
We interrupt your regularly scheduled server crash to bring you cat-astrophic revelation...... Hello Kitty is NOT a cat!
She's a cartoon character. She is a little girl. She is a friend. But she is not a cat. She's never depicted on all fours. She walks and sits like a two-legged creature. She does have a pet cat of her own, however, and it's called Charmmy Kitty.
So I guess Tony the Tiger, Winnie the Pooh, Piglet, Tigger, Mickey Mouse, and all the other characters are just cartoon characters as well since neither of them have ever been seen on all four legs either!
We now return you to your regularly scheduled server crash already in progress.
tigger has been on all 4, not just in the books either. On occasion i have seen Tigger bounce bounce bounce on all 4
Irregardless of how entertaining spam threads like these can become, it's absolutely astonishing how a company can have downtime for several hours, during business hours, without bothering to communicate with their customers via the very forum they themselves set up for their product.
Maybe I'm old-fashioned but when I look for information I do it on the forums, not on facebook or twitter or the grapevine.
Preview is up for anybody with severe withdrawal although it seems to be suffering severe moments where the player freezes and when it unfreezes you are dead
Danmorde looked pleased and replied softly.
There will be dark coffe, strong coffe. Made by evil, for evil. Served from a white a coffe pot with cute ducks painted on to it and other evil stuff like that.
Erm what do you mean FIRE EXTINGUISHER! :eek:, am I the only one concerned the Community Manager said this ....looks like they server has gone up in flames sort of thing? . Joking of course
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Have I doomed us all?
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With the world in chaos and darknezz and other evil things Danmorde thought to himself. Now what? I have triumphed. Everything is evil now. Ive worked so hard for this...and now....Im bored...
After thinking about it for about a second or two, he decided he liked this boredom. He liked how it made him feel. Especially since he knew how bored everyone else must be. It was a dark, glorious joyous feeling. Full of life, hapyyness and sunshine.
It had to be destroyed.
For the sake of evil.
Maaaaan, we left that argument behind ten pages back :P
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Server will be back up .. relax
Do NOT go gentle into that good night Gerbil.. for it is the Sun that will rise again, and Juliette will sing while we make merry in the hay fields.
send him to the can!!
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Yours truly.
It was all a part of Danmordes evil masterplan, the dead gerbil, the hat, the empty can of energy drink. It was all connected. Shatterdspoon was coming to the realization that Shatteredspoon had been duped all along, had been a puppet in control of evil. Now what? What was shatteredspoon to do? Connect all the dots, and come to the realization of the evil masterplan, how it was made and how it could be stopped? Or join the forces of evilnezz and chaozz and other things like that? "We have cookies on the dark side" Proclaimed Danmorde with a grin.
Only problem is the code would have never compiled. Unless it was in a script them maybe it would have gotten through but not likely. now forgetting a - or using a < when it should have been a > now that will ruin your entire day.
And does Juliette know you are two-timing her with Merry?
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She's a cartoon character. She is a little girl. She is a friend. But she is not a cat. She's never depicted on all fours. She walks and sits like a two-legged creature. She does have a pet cat of her own, however, and it's called Charmmy Kitty.
So I guess Tony the Tiger, Winnie the Pooh, Piglet, Tigger, Mickey Mouse, and all the other characters are just cartoon characters as well since neither of them have ever been seen on all four legs either!
We now return you to your regularly scheduled server crash already in progress.
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That was posted 2 hours ago LOL
tigger has been on all 4, not just in the books either. On occasion i have seen Tigger bounce bounce bounce on all 4
Maybe I'm old-fashioned but when I look for information I do it on the forums, not on facebook or twitter or the grapevine.
Danmorde looked pleased and replied softly.
There will be dark coffe, strong coffe. Made by evil, for evil. Served from a white a coffe pot with cute ducks painted on to it and other evil stuff like that.
Erm what do you mean FIRE EXTINGUISHER! :eek:, am I the only one concerned the Community Manager said this ....looks like they server has gone up in flames sort of thing?
Okay you got me, I lol'd.
Hard.
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