I am a broken spoon.. Have I been a vital part of this Evil Danmordes scheme?
Have I doomed us all?
It was all a part of Danmordes evil masterplan, the dead gerbil, the hat, the empty can of energy drink. It was all connected. Shatterdspoon was coming to the realization that Shatteredspoon had been duped all along, had been a puppet in control of evil. Now what? What was shatteredspoon to do? Connect all the dots, and come to the realization of the evil masterplan, how it was made and how it could be stopped? Or join the forces of evilnezz and chaozz and other things like that? "We have cookies on the dark side" Proclaimed Danmorde with a grin.
Someone forgot a ( or ; in the line of code you can be sure. Like a needle in a haystack. oi vey
Only problem is the code would have never compiled. Unless it was in a script them maybe it would have gotten through but not likely. now forgetting a - or using a < when it should have been a > now that will ruin your entire day.
02:48 pm PST (Moses Lake, WA, USA ) it has now been nearly 2 hours since the Boredom appeared on the outside of my sliding glass door. I think I angered it when i tossed birdseed for the resident flock of Quail out through one of the large holes. It appears to have distanced itself from them as well. For now, it seems so long as the quail remain on my back porch, i am safe. My only problem is, i have a very limited supply of bird seed. The black oil Sunflower seeds i have for the gerbils could be used i suppose, but then i would have no reward for them for keeping the Boredom at bay. Gizmo and his brother, Scratch are now scampering about my shoulders, back, and laptop. I felt it was time for some more, personal protection. Their brothers Apollo and Patches are in a couple plastic balls, roaming about the house in search of the smaller Boredom that got inside quite a while ago. i am at a loss now, for another one has given in to the Boredom. Farewell, my friend. May it be silent, quick and painless. Your words and comfort shall not be forgotten
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shatteredspoonMember, Neverwinter Beta UsersPosts: 13Arc User
It was all a part of Danmordes evil masterplan, the dead gerbil, the hat, the empty can of energy drink. It was all connected. Shatterdspoon was coming to the realization that Shatteredspoon had been duped all along, had been a puppet in control of evil. Now what? What was shatteredspoon to do? Connect all the dots, and come to the realization of the evil masterplan, how it was made and how it could be stopped? Or join the forces of evilnezz and chaozz and other things like that? "We have cookies on the dark side" Proclaimed Danmorde with a grin.
Will there be coffee?
Add a drop of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange and pretend you're laughing at it~
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baddeedsMember, Neverwinter Beta Users, Neverwinter Guardian Users, Neverwinter Knight of the Feywild UsersPosts: 74
edited August 2014
Neverwinter
2 hours ago
We are aware of the current server issues and are working to fix it. Thank you for your patience.
Neverwinter
about an hour ago
We are aware of the current server issues and are working to fix it. Thank you for your patience.
Update 12:52PM: Estimated remaining downtime will be 1 hour thank you for your patience.
Neverwinter
20 minutes ago
We are aware of the current server issues and are working to fix it. Thank you for your patience.
Update 12:52PM: Estimated remaining downtime will be 2 hours thank you for your patience.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled server crash to bring you cat-astrophic revelation...... Hello Kitty is NOT a cat!
She's a cartoon character. She is a little girl. She is a friend. But she is not a cat. She's never depicted on all fours. She walks and sits like a two-legged creature. She does have a pet cat of her own, however, and it's called Charmmy Kitty.
So I guess Tony the Tiger, Winnie the Pooh, Piglet, Tigger, Mickey Mouse, and all the other characters are just cartoon characters as well since neither of them have ever been seen on all four legs either!
We now return you to your regularly scheduled server crash already in progress.
well i hope i dont lose my invoke lol but is a real pain as gateway is down too and have jobs to collect and start and time is geting on so looks like i will have too lose out like the rest here hope it gets sorted soon looks like its been down all day too not good
We interrupt your regularly scheduled server crash to bring you cat-astrophic revelation...... Hello Kitty is NOT a cat!
She's a cartoon character. She is a little girl. She is a friend. But she is not a cat. She's never depicted on all fours. She walks and sits like a two-legged creature. She does have a pet cat of her own, however, and it's called Charmmy Kitty.
So I guess Tony the Tiger, Winnie the Pooh, Piglet, Tigger, Mickey Mouse, and all the other characters are just cartoon characters as well since neither of them have ever been seen on all four legs either!
We now return you to your regularly scheduled server crash already in progress.
tigger has been on all 4, not just in the books either. On occasion i have seen Tigger bounce bounce bounce on all 4
Irregardless of how entertaining spam threads like these can become, it's absolutely astonishing how a company can have downtime for several hours, during business hours, without bothering to communicate with their customers via the very forum they themselves set up for their product.
Maybe I'm old-fashioned but when I look for information I do it on the forums, not on facebook or twitter or the grapevine.
Preview is up for anybody with severe withdrawal although it seems to be suffering severe moments where the player freezes and when it unfreezes you are dead
Danmorde looked pleased and replied softly.
There will be dark coffe, strong coffe. Made by evil, for evil. Served from a white a coffe pot with cute ducks painted on to it and other evil stuff like that.
Erm what do you mean FIRE EXTINGUISHER! :eek:, am I the only one concerned the Community Manager said this ....looks like they server has gone up in flames sort of thing? . Joking of course
Danmorde looks pleased and replies softly.
There will be dark coffe, strong coffe. Made by evil, for evil. Served from a white a coffe pot with cute ducks painted on to it and other evil stuff like that.
Sweet. I'll show up after work tomorrow then
Add a drop of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange and pretend you're laughing at it~
14:50 PST Fort Irwin California: At the last moment the boredom shrieked and ran as my phone buzzed to life. I have recieved an urgent message from my father. He tells me to go to the store and buy toilet paper. In this scorching desert heat I may not make it. It is an hour walk to the store without much view to speak of. If I make it back from the harsh outside world, with it's blinding sunlight and shrieking children in shopping malls, I may very well have braved the greatest threat of my life. For out in the void, away from the comfort of virtual reality, from boredom... there is no defense. Farewell, comrades.
well i hope i dont lose my invoke lol but is a real pain as gateway is down too and have jobs to collect and start and time is geting on so looks like i will have too lose out like the rest here hope it gets sorted soon looks like its been down all day too not good
For some reason they always drop gateway down first when the maintenance comes and bring it back up last. Quite annoying but my guess would be that they haven't figured out a way to update the files when the server comes up about the changes happening during the downtime in gateway.
For some reason my tasks are also just about to complete every time the maintenance kicks in...
Oh' well, it's just a game...
Give us 4 or more power/item bar profiles so we can change powers and items with one click that are suited for the situation.
addison2013Member, Neverwinter Beta UsersPosts: 13Arc User
edited August 2014
Can Someone Please update me With latest further information , been work all day want to play please would like to find out how much longer the server will b down for. ( Rango ) - Ultimate TR - British Pro PVP - Sanctuary.
( -UK- RizzleKiX ) - Dangerous DC - Sanctuary.
Neverwinter
7 hours ago · Edited
Maintenance has begun. Estimated downtime is 2 hrs. For more information, including full patch notes please visit: http://bit.ly/1vSU62c
Update 1 (8:10 AM PDT) Maintenance is ongoing, shouldn't be too much longer, we'll have another update for everyone soon.
Neverwinter
6 hours ago
Maintenance has completed. Welcome back to #Neverwinter
We are aware of the current server issues and are working to fix it. Thank you for your patience.
Update 12:52PM: Estimated remaining downtime will be 2 hours thank you for your patience.
Update 2:52PM: Estamated down time is indefinite. Corperate has deemed the cost to reboot the servers unprofitable. Thank you for playing #Neverwinter
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It was all a part of Danmordes evil masterplan, the dead gerbil, the hat, the empty can of energy drink. It was all connected. Shatterdspoon was coming to the realization that Shatteredspoon had been duped all along, had been a puppet in control of evil. Now what? What was shatteredspoon to do? Connect all the dots, and come to the realization of the evil masterplan, how it was made and how it could be stopped? Or join the forces of evilnezz and chaozz and other things like that? "We have cookies on the dark side" Proclaimed Danmorde with a grin.
Only problem is the code would have never compiled. Unless it was in a script them maybe it would have gotten through but not likely. now forgetting a - or using a < when it should have been a > now that will ruin your entire day.
And does Juliette know you are two-timing her with Merry?
2 hours ago
We are aware of the current server issues and are working to fix it. Thank you for your patience.
Neverwinter
about an hour ago
We are aware of the current server issues and are working to fix it. Thank you for your patience.
Update 12:52PM: Estimated remaining downtime will be 1 hour thank you for your patience.
Neverwinter
20 minutes ago
We are aware of the current server issues and are working to fix it. Thank you for your patience.
Update 12:52PM: Estimated remaining downtime will be 2 hours thank you for your patience.
go do your chores
She's a cartoon character. She is a little girl. She is a friend. But she is not a cat. She's never depicted on all fours. She walks and sits like a two-legged creature. She does have a pet cat of her own, however, and it's called Charmmy Kitty.
So I guess Tony the Tiger, Winnie the Pooh, Piglet, Tigger, Mickey Mouse, and all the other characters are just cartoon characters as well since neither of them have ever been seen on all four legs either!
We now return you to your regularly scheduled server crash already in progress.
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That was posted 2 hours ago LOL
tigger has been on all 4, not just in the books either. On occasion i have seen Tigger bounce bounce bounce on all 4
Maybe I'm old-fashioned but when I look for information I do it on the forums, not on facebook or twitter or the grapevine.
Danmorde looked pleased and replied softly.
There will be dark coffe, strong coffe. Made by evil, for evil. Served from a white a coffe pot with cute ducks painted on to it and other evil stuff like that.
Erm what do you mean FIRE EXTINGUISHER! :eek:, am I the only one concerned the Community Manager said this ....looks like they server has gone up in flames sort of thing?
Okay you got me, I lol'd.
Hard.
I love Francis.
I saw her running off with the servers' kidneys... :mad:
For some reason they always drop gateway down first when the maintenance comes and bring it back up last. Quite annoying but my guess would be that they haven't figured out a way to update the files when the server comes up about the changes happening during the downtime in gateway.
For some reason my tasks are also just about to complete every time the maintenance kicks in...
Oh' well, it's just a game...
NO ETA? :rolleyes:
( -UK- RizzleKiX ) - Dangerous DC - Sanctuary.
EPIC
7 hours ago · Edited
Maintenance has begun. Estimated downtime is 2 hrs. For more information, including full patch notes please visit: http://bit.ly/1vSU62c
Update 1 (8:10 AM PDT) Maintenance is ongoing, shouldn't be too much longer, we'll have another update for everyone soon.
Neverwinter
6 hours ago
Maintenance has completed. Welcome back to #Neverwinter
We are aware of the current server issues and are working to fix it. Thank you for your patience.
Update 12:52PM: Estimated remaining downtime will be 2 hours thank you for your patience.
Update 2:52PM: Estamated down time is indefinite. Corperate has deemed the cost to reboot the servers unprofitable. Thank you for playing #Neverwinter