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Granted. I wish for a banana.
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Granted, but only the ones where you are naked in the streets and you can't figure out how to put on any clothes. I wish I had a yacht, with my above mentioned characteristics, plus invulnerability to mother nature, acts of God, acts of Satan, acts of Q, acts of any super being I failed to mention, and repo agents couldn't…
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Due to the misuse of your sentence, I have to conclude there are already yacht in existence, so there is no need to create more. EDIT: Dangit, beaten to the punch. Granted, but only the vegetables from planets encircling Epsilon Eridani. I wish for a yacht, and I have it legally, don't have to pay for taxes, insurance,…
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Granted. The death ray kills you immediately. I wish I had more Pop Tarts.
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EDIT: Responded to the wrong post. Granted. The power becomes so intense, it blows up an entire city. I wish I had an awesome sports car.
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Granted. But now the weapons have realistic firing patterns, so particles traveling near the speed of light typically don't miss, because you can't react fast enough to move. (To the person earlier, I would've loved to waste a day posting here. :) ) I wish I had a bottle of Romulan Ale, it wasn't illegal, it was fresh, it…
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Granted. You are cleared for access as the new on-board janitor for life! I wish I didn't have to go to work today.
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Granted. It's a useless piece of junk from the 80's. I wish I didn't have an eye infection, or any disease, physical ailment, mental illness, meddling from God, or Q, or some other super being I haven't thought of yet, and wasn't transformed into anything and wasn't killed.
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Granted, but so few people find out about it that it shutters in 2 weeks. I wish I could eat White Castle or Taco Bell without having to later spend hours on the toilet.
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Granted, but since I'm not a very good genie, you end up with a level 21 Magikarp. (Ha! It will never evolve into Gyrados now!) I wish I had an internal chronometer.
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Granted, but its a penal colony and you're part of it. Also, they play Justin Beiber at night. :) I wish I was as smart as Spock, and Spock doesn't suddenly become an idiot, I don't go into pon farr, nothing wacky happens to reality, and I don't transform into anything different.
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Granted. Unfortunately, you weren't very good, so you were fired after judging a single competition. That, and there are still harassment lawsuits coming in. I wish I could scratch my back without the use of a back scratcher. EDIT: Ninja'd! Granted. Since you wished for a wish to not be granted, I must grant it, but…
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Granted. You're a half-millimeter taller, you work in a sphere-making plant, I made one of your ex's that really hates you incredibly pretty (so you HAD a pretty girl), the rabbit is just a beanie baby, in a baseball cap, brought to you by a vampire bat, and the Impala is just a plastic toy. I wish I was an insurmountable…
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Granted. Its so comfortable, your leg muscles atrophy and you die of starvation. I wish I could comprehend the Q.
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Granted. You now make no money whatsoever, which means you don't have to pay taxes. I wish I had some Romulan Ale.
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Granted, but in Mercury years, so you only became about 7 years younger. I wish I always had exact change for anything I was about to buy in my pocket.
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Granted, but it has a maximum range of 2 minutes back and forth. I wish I had an unlimited supply of beer.
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(While the reply made me laugh, I don't understand women anyway, so that didn't really change anything. lol) Granted. The resulting pressure from overwhelming constipation caused by your system attempting to defecate gold bricks results in a very painful death. Then, looters tear up your body for the gold. :) I wish I…
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Granted, but now it sucks, and no one wants it, because the Jem'Hadar reputation set is WAAAAAY better. I wish I was better at understanding temporal mechanics.
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Granted. Now everything only slows to a near halt. It moves, just veeerrrry slowly. I wish I had a tuba.
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Granted, but they all hate you for being the teacher, and refuse to harmonize with you, making you the only out-of-tune person on the planet. I wish I had access to the IRL "console", i.e. if someone is about to mug me, I could open the console and activate god mode or noclip.
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Granted, but its only a model. I wish I had a full size, working starship, I understood how it worked, it had an oxygen based atmosphere, artificial gravity, and only required a crew of one to run, that doesn't immediately get stolen when I get it.
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Granted. Unfortunately, everyone thought your first, and subsequently, last book, "Kirk is TRIBBLE", really sucked. I wish going into the music industry wasn't so expensive.
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Granted. The root beer floats tauntingly over your head, permanently out of your reach. I wish I had wished for more wishes during a wish about a wish.
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Granted, but the stargate doesn't work and nobody in all the multiverses knows how to repair it. I wish I could be like Nate in Leverage. Minus the whole dead son part.
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Granted. They're now bound to account, but they cost 10 times as much lobi, and lockboxes drop a minimum of 2 lobi now. I wish I was as smart as Spock.
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Granted, but its filled to the brim with spyware, adware, and Nyan Cat videos. I wish I had a 60-inch TV to play STO and other games on.
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Shameless bump post incoming. I wish I was better at naming my BOFFs.
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Granted, but you don't get to be on that ship, nor do you have any control over what it does. :D I wish I could be given $17.
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Granted. A B-wing destroys it. I wish I had a Voth city ship.