Granted, but at your trial for 5 billion degree (see what I did there?) murder, your judge is a Beleiber and sentences you to listen to all his tracks for the rest of your natural life, with no parole.
Granted, but at your trial for 5 billion degree (see what I did there?) murder, your judge is a Beleiber and sentences you to listen to all his tracks for the rest of your natural life, with no parole.
I'm cruel, aren't I?
I wish we had a colony on Mars.
Granted, but its a penal colony and you're part of it. Also, they play Justin Beiber at night.
I wish I was as smart as Spock, and Spock doesn't suddenly become an idiot, I don't go into pon farr, nothing wacky happens to reality, and I don't transform into anything different.
Granted, but its a penal colony and you're part of it. Also, they play Justin Beiber at night.
I wish I was as smart as Spock, and Spock doesn't suddenly become an idiot, I don't go into pon farr, nothing wacky happens to reality, and I don't transform into anything different.
Granted. Unfortunately, you're a Spock from one of those random alternate universes that gets eaten by a cat.
I wish for my wish to be not granted by the next poster.
Granted... but the crueler corruption for you is... nah... never mind. You don't want to know. Believe me, it's for your own sanity.
I wish that I had a time machine.
Winning.
It's what I do. It's what I just did. It's what I'm about to do again. It's being undisputed emperor of an empire that cannot be disproved as the most powerful intergalactic empire in the entire universe; I always win, and everything I've won will definitely be won again... by me. It's my signature move, and thus, it's my signature. Problem, Sonic? Yeah, I mean you, Sonic, because you're being beat up, despite your being super. You can't even hit Shadow back, can you? Nope, he's too strong for you. Of course, I'm not Shadow, I'm the Super Emerald fueled fox that's pulling the strings; trust me, the fight would only be a few frames long if I were in it personally. Oh, and here's something for all you guys thinking you can win Last Post Wins 3.0; trust me, I'll be around a long while after the sun has already consumed the Earth while I sit out with the forum servers on Titan. Yes, I mean Titan... that comparatively little moon orbiting Saturn. It's a nice little place in a version of our solar system where the sun is a lot bigger. I mean, Mars will last longer than your precious Earth, but by then, it'll be one hot planet... and I figure Saturn's moon will be about the right temperate for a super-powered warlord. Oh, and trust me, I packed a lot of rings, and I mean a lot. Trillions, in fact, so I'll never run out of rings to power my super form. Besides, if I start to run out, I can just chaos control more rings into my reach. It's quite easy, really. You should try it. Granted, you'll never have the 7 Super Emeralds that I have in my possession, nor the Master Emerald that I've got hidden away somewhere... absorbed into my body thanks to Sonic logic, but whatever. I win. Again. I'm not kidding, either. Just check Last Post Wins, and if the last post isn't mine, it soon will be. Very, very soon. You can count on it. Seriously. By the way, if you're wondering, there's a really great Super Tails sprite sheet out there... somewhere... by some guy named shadow_91. These sprites are really great. Like, really good. Quality. Just like what I like to see in a sprite sheet. Also, credit to Joe T.E., his Sonic Battle style Super Sonic sprites have a great palette for a Super Sonic being beat up by Super Shadow, who's palette is from a Super Shadow sheet of unknown origin, but it turns out they were "borrowed" from a better sheet made by a certain Domenico. Oh, and the gif is actually a custom made super version of a similar gif, of which there are only 3 or 4 copies to be found by Google, and even then, evidently of an unknown source. Yep, it's one of those things. Stuff people have made, spread around, only for it to vanish and you to be the only person who still has a copy, not even knowing where it came from... like, literally at all. Oh, and anyone notice that Shadow's little chaos snap blast thingies are red and blue now? Yeah, I changed it. Problem, fans of purple? Yeah, I know you got a problem with that one, but you can just deal with it. After all, according to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly... alright, alright, I'll spare you the entire Bee Movie script, just Google it if you want. By the way, ever wonder how your characters would've ended up if they evolved in another universe? Yeah, that. Think about it. Ok, so you probably didn't bother reading up to here, but whatever, here's a surprise for you guys over at ESD (RP) who were crazy enough to read this: Emperor Nat of the mcfreakin' Terran Empire is gonna be right all along! The universe is gonna go BOOM! *Thumbs up to the insanity*
Oh, now don't tell me you want in on all this! Well, ok. Look this that Egg Pawn hanging outside your window, pointing his laser rifle at you, waiting for my next order. He's doing his part. He helps conquer the weak-minded. He roboticizes the weak-bodied. Heck, he even helps keep the useless people from causing any trouble, but you know what? Join. Find the closest Nataran Empire roboticization center near you and join the ranks, before the ranks find you. Oh, I know, you figure it must be so satisfying to know I basically rule the world now, and you know what? It is, but do you want to know the true definition of satisfaction? Well, let me tell you a little story. One day, you see a brand new event. They're giving out boxes that give old event stuff. Your dilithium is plentiful. You buy a whole lot of Phoenix packs on your main, and open them all. You get one epic token. Then, you decide, that since you have all the Breen ships and don't give a damn about the others, you exchange it for an ultra rare, and grab yourself a Jem'Hadar Attack Ship and for the hell of it, a Voth Bulwark. You open both, leaving the Bulwark in your vast masses of starships as you jump into the bugship and deck it out, deck by deck, into the most awesome Jem'Hadar ship you can. You fly it. You enjoy it. Eventually, you get bored and leave, leaving the old Bulwark never flown... until later. Your main is long complete. Your new alt main, based off some character you pulled out of nothing just to explain away some starship being in service without the command of your dear admiral, is also complete. Mostly. Their reps and doffs are hard at work, getting you stuff. You realize the potential, and head back for your dear admiral, pull the most Voth themed build you can out of thin air, and suit up in your giant ship in the shape of you know what. You head out... and cause all sorts of havoc. Enemies scream out your name as their very life is drained away by your swarms of Aceton Assimilators. They complain to the devs of your OPness when you revive yourself from death every time you die. Do you show any form of mercy? No. After all, this isn't the United Federation of Planets, this is mother frakkin' Starfleet, where you explore strange new worlds and kick butt never kicked before. Oh, and you realize that I just wrote another speech rivaling your own signature. Cool. Oh, wait, that's just the original draft, it is part of my signature now. Oh, and yes, I am aware that I have become a Canadian Regent; one day, sooner than you'd expect, we'll suddenly decide to take over the world and declare an "alliance", and I shall become it's Regent. You know, like the Klingon-Cardassian Alliance in the mirror universe of our beloved Star Trek. Oh, who'll we be taking over with? I dunno, maybe [REDACTED], or maybe aliens from outer space. Guess you'll have to wait and find out, won't we? Until then, don't ask too many questions, or else my Breen allies on Titania might pick up on your -- [REDACTED BY BREEN CONFEDERACY FOR REASONS] Also, psst... keep an eye out for flying Tribbles! Also walls. Big, great walls, separating entire continents apart. Walls patrolled by Tribbles. Flying Tribbles. Flying Nukara Tribbles. Don't worry, it's not like they were on Venus with a herd of Tholians or anything, they just like the extreme heat and brutal weather like acid rain and hurricane force winds as the norm. Oh, and definitely keep your eye out on any two-tailed foxes, because if they ain't glowing, they're definitely an imposter. Possibly an Undine, we caught one of those once in my place once. Oh, and if you find a two-tailed fox that doesn't like the cold... most certainly ask him to say sorry. If he refuses, DESTROY HIM WITH A DOOMSDAY MACHINE, BECAUSE THERE'S NOTHING ELSE THAT WOULD BE ENOUGH AGAINST SUCH AN OVERPOWERED IMPOSTER!
tr;dr, I am winning last post wins 3.0. Thank you for your time.
Granted but your computer BSODs as soon as you log in
I wish that the world declare peace
Granted. Without the need to settle differences through conflict, there is no longer any impetus to improve the human condition. Humanity regresses socially and technologically and civilization spirals toward a total collapse. Humans revert to Natural Law, and you are killed by a fat, slovenly man wielding a homemade battleaxe as you fight over a bag of doritos.
...
I wish more people would read.
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
Granted but you are patient zero and are the first to die a horrible painfilled death of the plague
I wish for more bacon
Granted, but it isn't cooked all the way through and you acquire trichinosis and die 4 weeks later after a brutal parasitic affliction on your digestive tract and expire after a severe bout with myocarditis.
I wish for the ability to punch people through a standard TCP/IP connection.
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Granted, but you quickly end up going to the toilet. And spend most of the day there.
Edit: I wish I hadn't forgotten to make a wish.
Infinite possibilities have implications that could not be completely understood if you turned this entire universe into a giant supercomputer.
I wish Justin Beiber could be fired into the sun.
Granted, but at your trial for 5 billion degree (see what I did there?) murder, your judge is a Beleiber and sentences you to listen to all his tracks for the rest of your natural life, with no parole.
I'm cruel, aren't I?
I wish we had a colony on Mars.
Trials of Blood and Fire
Moving On Parts 1-3 - Part 4
In Cold Blood
Granted, but its a penal colony and you're part of it. Also, they play Justin Beiber at night.
I wish I was as smart as Spock, and Spock doesn't suddenly become an idiot, I don't go into pon farr, nothing wacky happens to reality, and I don't transform into anything different.
Granted. Unfortunately, you're a Spock from one of those random alternate universes that gets eaten by a cat.
I wish for my wish to be not granted by the next poster.
I wish Obama deported Justin Beiber to Antartica.
<<<<<
I wish to be infinitely happy forever.
Parallels: my second mission for Fed aligned Romulans.
I have no idea what you mean by me getting stuck in a paradox group.
And granted, but people start to hate you for being happy too much.
I wish for a watch that was a mini atomic clock (that doesn't make an atomic bomb).
I wish for my very own lensflare.
however JJ delegates editing to the intern and your scene with uhura's edited out
Tsuki ni Kawatte Oshioki Yo
Granted, but it makes you shiver forever.
I wish for a wishing well of wishful wishes to wish for a wishful Whiscash.
I wish I had an internal chronometer.
Granted, but it's analog and only right twice a day. Plus since it's inside you and made of asbestos, it has given you cancer.
I wish for a crueler corruption than the one I just dispensed.
I wish that I had a time machine.
Winning.
Oh, now don't tell me you want in on all this! Well, ok. Look this that Egg Pawn hanging outside your window, pointing his laser rifle at you, waiting for my next order. He's doing his part. He helps conquer the weak-minded. He roboticizes the weak-bodied. Heck, he even helps keep the useless people from causing any trouble, but you know what? Join. Find the closest Nataran Empire roboticization center near you and join the ranks, before the ranks find you. Oh, I know, you figure it must be so satisfying to know I basically rule the world now, and you know what? It is, but do you want to know the true definition of satisfaction? Well, let me tell you a little story. One day, you see a brand new event. They're giving out boxes that give old event stuff. Your dilithium is plentiful. You buy a whole lot of Phoenix packs on your main, and open them all. You get one epic token. Then, you decide, that since you have all the Breen ships and don't give a damn about the others, you exchange it for an ultra rare, and grab yourself a Jem'Hadar Attack Ship and for the hell of it, a Voth Bulwark. You open both, leaving the Bulwark in your vast masses of starships as you jump into the bugship and deck it out, deck by deck, into the most awesome Jem'Hadar ship you can. You fly it. You enjoy it. Eventually, you get bored and leave, leaving the old Bulwark never flown... until later. Your main is long complete. Your new alt main, based off some character you pulled out of nothing just to explain away some starship being in service without the command of your dear admiral, is also complete. Mostly. Their reps and doffs are hard at work, getting you stuff. You realize the potential, and head back for your dear admiral, pull the most Voth themed build you can out of thin air, and suit up in your giant ship in the shape of you know what. You head out... and cause all sorts of havoc. Enemies scream out your name as their very life is drained away by your swarms of Aceton Assimilators. They complain to the devs of your OPness when you revive yourself from death every time you die. Do you show any form of mercy? No. After all, this isn't the United Federation of Planets, this is mother frakkin' Starfleet, where you explore strange new worlds and kick butt never kicked before. Oh, and you realize that I just wrote another speech rivaling your own signature. Cool. Oh, wait, that's just the original draft, it is part of my signature now. Oh, and yes, I am aware that I have become a Canadian Regent; one day, sooner than you'd expect, we'll suddenly decide to take over the world and declare an "alliance", and I shall become it's Regent. You know, like the Klingon-Cardassian Alliance in the mirror universe of our beloved Star Trek. Oh, who'll we be taking over with? I dunno, maybe [REDACTED], or maybe aliens from outer space. Guess you'll have to wait and find out, won't we? Until then, don't ask too many questions, or else my Breen allies on Titania might pick up on your -- [REDACTED BY BREEN CONFEDERACY FOR REASONS] Also, psst... keep an eye out for flying Tribbles! Also walls. Big, great walls, separating entire continents apart. Walls patrolled by Tribbles. Flying Tribbles. Flying Nukara Tribbles. Don't worry, it's not like they were on Venus with a herd of Tholians or anything, they just like the extreme heat and brutal weather like acid rain and hurricane force winds as the norm. Oh, and definitely keep your eye out on any two-tailed foxes, because if they ain't glowing, they're definitely an imposter. Possibly an Undine, we caught one of those once in my place once. Oh, and if you find a two-tailed fox that doesn't like the cold... most certainly ask him to say sorry. If he refuses, DESTROY HIM WITH A DOOMSDAY MACHINE, BECAUSE THERE'S NOTHING ELSE THAT WOULD BE ENOUGH AGAINST SUCH AN OVERPOWERED IMPOSTER!
tr;dr, I am winning last post wins 3.0. Thank you for your time.
Granted, but it's stuck in the past.
Trials of Blood and Fire
Moving On Parts 1-3 - Part 4
In Cold Blood
I wish that I lived on the moon.
Granted. You LIVED on the moon, but don't anymore. You live in Lowerstoft.
I wish we had Space Habitats.
Trials of Blood and Fire
Moving On Parts 1-3 - Part 4
In Cold Blood
I wish I had a Huey.
Granted, but then it flys out of control and crashes into a kindergarten (I am assuming you are talking about the helicopter).
I wish for icecream.
I wish for another Huey.
Granted, but the engine has been removed and it contains a photon torpedo which explodes the moment you step on board.
I wish the person who replied to my wish knew the difference between an Australian City and NY:
Notice the Brooklyn Bridge, Chrysler Building and Empire State Building.
Trials of Blood and Fire
Moving On Parts 1-3 - Part 4
In Cold Blood
I wish for my own Dr McCoy.
I hope STO get's better ...
Granted, but it's Dr. Hank McCoy aka The Beast, and it's just a trading card.
I wish I was home playing sto instead of working.
Granted but your computer BSODs as soon as you log in
I wish that the world declare peace
Granted. Without the need to settle differences through conflict, there is no longer any impetus to improve the human condition. Humanity regresses socially and technologically and civilization spirals toward a total collapse. Humans revert to Natural Law, and you are killed by a fat, slovenly man wielding a homemade battleaxe as you fight over a bag of doritos.
...
I wish more people would read.
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
Granted, they read Mein Kampf.
I wish there was a new, worldwide epidemic like the black death.
Granted but you are patient zero and are the first to die a horrible painfilled death of the plague
I wish for more bacon
Granted, but it isn't cooked all the way through and you acquire trichinosis and die 4 weeks later after a brutal parasitic affliction on your digestive tract and expire after a severe bout with myocarditis.
I wish for the ability to punch people through a standard TCP/IP connection.