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  • sander233sander233 Member Posts: 3,992 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    f9thaceshigh wrote: »
    granted, but your toaster stops working.

    I wish I didn't have to go to work tomorrow.
    Granted. You're fired.

    ...

    I wish the Olympics coverage would stop showing so many inspirational stories and show more people falling down steep, snow-covered hills.
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  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    sander233 wrote: »
    Granted. You're fired.

    ...

    I wish the Olympics coverage would stop showing so many inspirational stories and show more people falling down steep, snow-covered hills.

    Granted, you get tickets to Sochi so you don't have to watch any more inspirational stories but instead you get rammed by a guy who who was falling down a steep, snow-covered hill.


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  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    skollulfr wrote: »
    granted, but the radiation destroys all life within 5 miles.

    i wish the modular design wasnt restricted to 2 or 3 ships but allowed any that where about the right size & didnt cause clipping.

    Granted, but it makes your computer freeze.


    I wish I didn't have a cold.
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  • artan42artan42 Member Posts: 10,450 Bug Hunter
    edited February 2014
    grandnaguszek1 wrote: »
    Granted, but it makes your computer freeze.


    I wish I didn't have a cold.

    Granted. However you now have TWO colds.

    I wish I knew how that would work :D.
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  • lincolninspacelincolninspace Member Posts: 1,843 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Granted. But a bunch of kittens and puppies have tummy aches.

    >

    I wish some one would pull my finger.
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  • donrahdonrah Member Posts: 348
    edited February 2014
    Granted, but you soil your pants.

    I wish it was easy to achieve physical fitness.
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  • sander233sander233 Member Posts: 3,992 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    donrah wrote: »
    Granted, but you soil your pants.

    I wish it was easy to achieve physical fitness.

    Granted, but you quickly tire of eating nothing but raw vegetables and running 5k a day.

    ...

    I wish I had a switch that turned off gravity.
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  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    sander233 wrote: »
    Granted, but you quickly tire of eating nothing but raw vegetables and running 5k a day.

    ...

    I wish I had a switch that turned off gravity.

    Granted, but you fly into space.

    I wish for yacht.
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  • superhombre777superhombre777 Member Posts: 147 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    grandnaguszek1 wrote: »
    I wish for yacht.

    Granted...the yacht comes and rams you while you were surfing, and the propeller makes short work of you.

    I wish that vegetables cured cancer.
  • supertone4761supertone4761 Member Posts: 52 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    grandnaguszek1 wrote: »
    Granted, but you fly into space.

    I wish for yacht.

    Due to the misuse of your sentence, I have to conclude there are already yacht in existence, so there is no need to create more.

    EDIT: Dangit, beaten to the punch.

    Granted, but only the vegetables from planets encircling Epsilon Eridani.

    I wish for a yacht, and I have it legally, don't have to pay for taxes, insurance, gas, personnel, or any other cost related to it, it works, it's fully functional, is of high quality, and it can't be stolen.
  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    supertone4761 wrote: »
    Due to the misuse of your sentence, I have to conclude there are already yacht in existence, so there is no need to create more.

    EDIT: Dangit, beaten to the punch.

    Granted, but only the vegetables from planets encircling Epsilon Eridani.

    I wish for a yacht, and I have it legally, don't have to pay for taxes, insurance, gas, personnel, or any other cost related to it, it works, it's fully functional, is of high quality, and it can't be stolen.

    Granted, but a tsunami hits it while it's docked.


    I wish I could legally take away people's yachts.
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  • sander233sander233 Member Posts: 3,992 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    supertone4761 wrote: »

    I wish for a yacht, and I have it legally, don't have to pay for taxes, insurance, gas, personnel, or any other cost related to it, it works, it's fully functional, is of high quality, and it can't be stolen.

    Granted. Too bad you didn't specify where you wanted it. It's in the Gobi desert, 1000miles from any appreciable body of water.


    [ninja edit]Granted. You are a fully licensed repossession agent. To bad the owner didn't know that when he shot you in the back for trying to take his yacht.[/edit]

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    I wish my dreams came true.
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  • supertone4761supertone4761 Member Posts: 52 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    sander233 wrote: »
    Granted. Too bad you didn't specify where you wanted it. It's in the Gobi desert, 1000miles from any appreciable body of water.


    [ninja edit]Granted. You are a fully licensed repossession agent. To bad the owner didn't know that when he shot you in the back for trying to take his yacht.[/edit]

    ...

    I wish my dreams came true.

    Granted, but only the ones where you are naked in the streets and you can't figure out how to put on any clothes.

    I wish I had a yacht, with my above mentioned characteristics, plus invulnerability to mother nature, acts of God, acts of Satan, acts of Q, acts of any super being I failed to mention, and repo agents couldn't touch it or take it away from me.
  • f9thaceshighf9thaceshigh Member Posts: 1 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    granted, it's floating in deep space.

    I wish supertone would stop trying to make incorruptible wishes, it's taking all the fun out of this game.
  • supertone4761supertone4761 Member Posts: 52 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Granted.

    I wish for a banana.
  • sander233sander233 Member Posts: 3,992 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    supertone4761 wrote: »
    Granted.

    I wish for a banana.

    Granted, but first you must read this.

    ...

    I wish for the Coke I didn't get the last time I wished for a Coke.
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  • jmaster29jmaster29 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    sander233 wrote: »
    Granted, but first you must read this.

    ...

    I wish for the Coke I didn't get the last time I wished for a Coke.

    Granted, then it explodes, killing you


    I wish for a pet banana
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  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    jmaster29 wrote: »
    Granted, then it explodes, killing you


    I wish for a pet banana

    Granted, uhhhh what kind of banana are we talking about here, the right or the wrong kind? If it is the latter then, GRANTED!:P. At least I hope you didn't mean the wrong kind...


    I wish I could legally take away people's yachts.
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  • ryan218ryan218 Member Posts: 36,106 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    grandnaguszek1 wrote: »
    Granted, uhhhh what kind of banana are we talking about here, the right or the wrong kind? If it is the latter then, GRANTED!:P. At least I hope you didn't mean the wrong kind...


    I wish I could legally take away people's yachts.

    Granted, but you have to trade your soul to the devil for it.

    I wish I had a stargate.
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  • red01999red01999 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    ryan218 wrote: »
    Granted, but you have to trade your soul to the devil for it.

    I wish I had a stargate.

    GRANTED! Your Stargate only connects to a portal on the planet of the Teletubbies, shortly after they've made first contact with tribbles.

    And you can never, ever turn it off, nor destroy it, nor move it.

    I wish I had a tuna fish sandwich.
  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    red01999 wrote: »
    GRANTED! Your Stargate only connects to a portal on the planet of the Teletubbies, shortly after they've made first contact with tribbles.

    And you can never, ever turn it off, nor destroy it, nor move it.

    I wish I had a tuna fish sandwich.

    Granted, it has so much tuna that you die from mercury poisoning.


    I wish for a usable Thor hammer.
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  • ryan218ryan218 Member Posts: 36,106 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    grandnaguszek1 wrote: »
    Granted, it has so much tuna that you die from mercury poisoning.


    I wish for a usable Thor hammer.

    Granted, but you are deemed unworthy.

    Hey, you never said it had to be usable by you. :P

    I wish I had an F-302.
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  • dalolorndalolorn Member Posts: 3,655 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    ryan218 wrote: »
    Granted, but you are deemed unworthy.

    Hey, you never said it had to be usable by you. :P

    I wish I had an F-302.

    Granted, but it gets used to save the Earth from an overloading stargate. :P

    I wish I had an Asgard Beliskner.
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  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    dalolorn wrote: »
    Granted, but it gets used to save the Earth from an overloading stargate. :P

    I wish I had an Asgard Beliskner.

    Granted, but Q in the form of Yoda breaks it.


    I wish I could jump super high.
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  • ryan218ryan218 Member Posts: 36,106 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    grandnaguszek1 wrote: »
    Granted, but Q in the form of Yoda breaks it.


    I wish I could jump super high.

    Granted. You jump so high that you leave Earth's atmosphere and suffocate.

    I wish I had a nuclear bomb.
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  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Make a wish so I can corrupt it.
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  • ryan218ryan218 Member Posts: 36,106 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    grandnaguszek1 wrote: »
    Make a wish so I can corrupt it.

    :confused: I did.
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  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    ryan218 wrote: »
    Granted. You jump so high that you leave Earth's atmosphere and suffocate.

    I wish I had a nuclear bomb.

    You do now but any, Granted, but you get a visit from homeland security.

    I wish I had an army of Yodas.
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  • ryan218ryan218 Member Posts: 36,106 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    grandnaguszek1 wrote: »
    You do now but any, Granted, but you get a visit from homeland security.

    I wish I had an army of Yodas.

    Well, I live in the U.K. so I fail to see their jurisdiction. :D

    Granted, but they're all in the final moments of their lives.

    I wish I had an F-302 which didn't get used to get rid of an overloading stargate.
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