granted. and their exactly as boring as everyone else told you theyd be.
i wish ground weapon fire was dealt with like it is in x-com/ufo:am so you could dodge, rather than the bendy bullet method.
Granted. But now the weapons have realistic firing patterns, so particles traveling near the speed of light typically don't miss, because you can't react fast enough to move.
(To the person earlier, I would've loved to waste a day posting here. )
I wish I had a bottle of Romulan Ale, it wasn't illegal, it was fresh, it didn't kill me, or poison me more than regular alcohol, and it didn't get stolen upon me getting it.
Granted. But now the weapons have realistic firing patterns, so particles traveling near the speed of light typically don't miss, because you can't react fast enough to move.
(To the person earlier, I would've loved to waste a day posting here. )
I wish I had a bottle of Romulan Ale, it wasn't illegal, it was fresh, it didn't kill me, or poison me more than regular alcohol, and it didn't get stolen upon me getting it.
Granted, but you were sharing it with your buddy when he downed the whole bottle, got drunk, and threw you off a cliff.
Granted, but you had some in cargo bay 1, and you ended up in a random penal colony on quonos
Edit: I wish that my sto launcher would star working so I can get the anneverary ship
Granted, but the game lags so badly you get rubberbanded back in time and have to grind Whack-a-Q for the ship all over again.
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I wish people would learn to spell Qo'noS and other tlhIngan words properly.
ghuy'cha yIntaghpu'
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
I wish people would learn to spell Qo'noS and other tlhIngan words properly.
Granted: But then Qo'noS and First City chat gets filled up with players yelling:
lupDujHomwIj luteb gharghmey
I wish the Dyson Science Destroyer, wasn't called a "Destroyer" so that people wouldn't think it's an escort, and then whine, moan, ***** and complain on the Forums and in game, that it's useless and/or broken and/or bugged.
I wish for x-Ray vision even though I will become the ultimate pervert.
Granted. Every woman in your area mysteriously develops breast cancer.
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I wish I wasn't such a horrible person.
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
granted, but he only assimilates YOU and then you are the borg queens LABRAT and she used you to test the more.... dangers experiment... you know what happened next....... another V'GER...... we r so screwed
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I wish for a faster computer that DOES NOT BLOWUP DISRUPT THE SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM OR GET STOLEN AND CANT TRANSFORM OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
granted, but he only assimilates YOU and then you are the borg queens LABRAT and she used you to test the more.... dangers experiment... you know what happened next....... another V'GER...... we r so screwed
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I wish for a faster computer that DOES NOT BLOWUP DISRUPT THE SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM OR GET STOLEN AND CANT TRANSFORM OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fine, but there's no mouse, keyboard, monitor or any other interface except voice command. And every time you say "computer..." it replies "What do you want, meatbag?" if it bothers to respond at all.
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I wish people would stop amending their wishes in a futile attempt to prevent corruption.
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
Fine, but there's no mouse, keyboard, monitor or any other interface except voice command. And every time you say "computer..." it replies "What do you want, meatbag?" if it bothers to respond at all.
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I wish people would stop amending their wishes in a futile attempt to prevent corruption.
Granted, but it turns out people make wishes that remove the corruption from previous wishes rather than amend their existing ones. :P
I wish for a Stargate.
Infinite possibilities have implications that could not be completely understood if you turned this entire universe into a giant supercomputer.
Granted - but it doesn't recognise you as an authorised user so zapps you into space without an EV suit.
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I wish for an end to the rep system in STO.
Granted, you get an 'end of reputation' reputation to fill in.
It always requires one more dil than you have.
I wish for a end to this bloody rain.
Norway and Yeager dammit... I still want my Typhoon and Jupiter though. JJ Trek The Kelvin Timeline is just Trek and it's fully canon... get over it. But I still prefer TAR.
#TASforSTO
'...I can tell you that we're not in the military and that we intend no harm to the whales.' Kirk: The Voyage Home
'Starfleet is not a military organisation. Its purpose is exploration.' Picard: Peak Performance
'This is clearly a military operation. Is that what we are now? Because I thought we were explorers!' Scotty: Into Darkness
'...The Federation. Starfleet. We're not a military agency.' Scotty: Beyond
'I'm not a soldier anymore. I'm an engineer.' Miles O'Brien: Empok Nor
'...Starfleet could use you... It's a peacekeeping and humanitarian armada...' Admiral Pike: Star Trek
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I wish for Prune Juice.
Granted but it is a year old and moldy.
I wish for more love in the galaxy.
Granted, you now have quadrillions of people trying to kiss you until they eventually smother you to death.
I wish I had a cyborg body.
I wish dust didn't exist.
Granted: But that dust was actually from Tinkerbell's wings and now your D'Dex turns even slower.
I wish for more "Exploration/Diplomacy" missions and less "MOAR DPS'ZZZ"
Granted. But now the weapons have realistic firing patterns, so particles traveling near the speed of light typically don't miss, because you can't react fast enough to move.
(To the person earlier, I would've loved to waste a day posting here.
I wish I had a bottle of Romulan Ale, it wasn't illegal, it was fresh, it didn't kill me, or poison me more than regular alcohol, and it didn't get stolen upon me getting it.
Granted, but you were sharing it with your buddy when he downed the whole bottle, got drunk, and threw you off a cliff.
I wish Romulon ale was illegal for ever.
Edit: I wish that my sto launcher would star working so I can get the anneverary ship
Support the Typhoon and Jupiter class starships!
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I wish people would learn to spell Qo'noS and other tlhIngan words properly.
ghuy'cha yIntaghpu'
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
I wish for a functional lightsaber.
Granted: But then Qo'noS and First City chat gets filled up with players yelling:
lupDujHomwIj luteb gharghmey
I wish the Dyson Science Destroyer, wasn't called a "Destroyer" so that people wouldn't think it's an escort, and then whine, moan, ***** and complain on the Forums and in game, that it's useless and/or broken and/or bugged.
I wish for x-Ray vision even though I will become the ultimate pervert.
...
I wish I wasn't such a horrible person.
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
Granted, your so nice that it creeps everybody out.
I wish I had a freeze Ray
I wish that the new ship was a free reward like the ambassador or oddy.
Support the Typhoon and Jupiter class starships!
I wish upon a star...
Granted, but the star at goes HYPERNOVA in your face.
I wish that Michael Jackson got abducted by aliens and turned into Locutus to assimilate humanity.
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I wish for a faster computer that DOES NOT BLOWUP DISRUPT THE SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM OR GET STOLEN AND CANT TRANSFORM OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Support the Typhoon and Jupiter class starships!
Fine, but there's no mouse, keyboard, monitor or any other interface except voice command. And every time you say "computer..." it replies "What do you want, meatbag?" if it bothers to respond at all.
...
I wish people would stop amending their wishes in a futile attempt to prevent corruption.
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
Granted, but it turns out people make wishes that remove the corruption from previous wishes rather than amend their existing ones. :P
I wish for a Stargate.
Infinite possibilities have implications that could not be completely understood if you turned this entire universe into a giant supercomputer.
I wish that I had a typhoon class starship
Support the Typhoon and Jupiter class starships!
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I wish for an end to the rep system in STO.
Get the Forums Enhancement Extension!
Granted, you get an 'end of reputation' reputation to fill in.
It always requires one more dil than you have.
I wish for a end to this bloody rain.
Norway and Yeager dammit... I still want my Typhoon and Jupiter though.
JJ Trek The Kelvin Timeline is just Trek and it's fully canon... get over it. But I still prefer TAR.
#TASforSTO
'...I can tell you that we're not in the military and that we intend no harm to the whales.' Kirk: The Voyage Home
'Starfleet is not a military organisation. Its purpose is exploration.' Picard: Peak Performance
'This is clearly a military operation. Is that what we are now? Because I thought we were explorers!' Scotty: Into Darkness
'...The Federation. Starfleet. We're not a military agency.' Scotty: Beyond
'I'm not a soldier anymore. I'm an engineer.' Miles O'Brien: Empok Nor
'...Starfleet could use you... It's a peacekeeping and humanitarian armada...' Admiral Pike: Star Trek
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Granted, large hail chunks start falling instead and destroy your cars.
I wish the power wouldn't go out.
Granted. The power becomes so intense, it blows up an entire city.
I wish I had an awesome sports car.
Granted, but it's an Italian car so you have to take off the wheels, remove the dashboard, and take out the engine block just to change its battery.
I wish for a prosthetic arm like Luke Skywalker's but has a death Ray hidden inside it.
Granted. The death ray kills you immediately.
I wish I had more Pop Tarts.
I wish I didn't have to go to work tomorrow.