Granted. But it was bottled during the Tal Shiar/ Obsidian Order alliance and some Kanar slipped into the bottle so now it tastes like hot fish juice.
I wish an asteroid the size of Ceres was heading straight for Earth to wipe out all life.
(little twist there, huh? )
Granted, but the government sends a nuclear missile up to it and breaks it into a million pieces that miss earth. Unfortunately one piece of it goes through the atmosphere, through your roof, and hits you in the face.
Granted, but the government sends a nuclear missile up to it and breaks it into a million pieces that miss earth. Unfortunately one piece of it goes through the atmosphere, through your roof, and hits you in the face.
I wish I didn't have school today.
The fact that you didn't send a rag-tag oil rig crew lead by Bruce Willis to blow it up from the inside means you are going to school ANYWAYPUNK.
I wish I was Prime Minister of the UK. Hey, I couldn't do a worse job than Mr Cameron, could I?
Granted. However you do and in so doing break reality.
I wish reality was fixed.
Norway and Yeager dammit... I still want my Typhoon and Jupiter though. JJ Trek The Kelvin Timeline is just Trek and it's fully canon... get over it. But I still prefer TAR.
#TASforSTO
'...I can tell you that we're not in the military and that we intend no harm to the whales.' Kirk: The Voyage Home
'Starfleet is not a military organisation. Its purpose is exploration.' Picard: Peak Performance
'This is clearly a military operation. Is that what we are now? Because I thought we were explorers!' Scotty: Into Darkness
'...The Federation. Starfleet. We're not a military agency.' Scotty: Beyond
'I'm not a soldier anymore. I'm an engineer.' Miles O'Brien: Empok Nor
'...Starfleet could use you... It's a peacekeeping and humanitarian armada...' Admiral Pike: Star Trek
Granted, but now the alternate reality we had to "borrow" the parts from to fix our reality is really pissed off with you.
...
I wish the Olympic Curling events weren't on so late at night.
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a pretty girl (I would call her), I wish I had a rabbit, in a hat, with a bat and a 64 Impala.
Granted. You're a half-millimeter taller, you work in a sphere-making plant, I made one of your ex's that really hates you incredibly pretty (so you HAD a pretty girl), the rabbit is just a beanie baby, in a baseball cap, brought to you by a vampire bat, and the Impala is just a plastic toy.
I wish I was an insurmountable force and an unmovable object.
EDIT: I forgot to mention, the dictionary definition of "baller" is one who makes round objects.
Granted. You're a half-millimeter taller, you work in a sphere-making plant, I made one of your ex's that really hates you incredibly pretty (so you HAD a pretty girl), the rabbit is just a beanie baby, in a baseball cap, brought to you by a vampire bat, and the Impala is just a plastic toy.
I wish I was an insurmountable force and an unmovable object.
EDIT: I forgot to mention, the dictionary definition of "baller" is one who makes round objects.
Granted, since your now an "immovable" object you are stuck in the exact same spot for eternity.
I wish I could shoot fire out of my hands without burning them and it could only burn stuff that I want it to burn (in other words any structure with me in it can't burn).
I wish I could shoot fire out of my hands without burning them and it could only burn stuff that I want it to burn (in other words any structure with me in it can't burn).
Granted, but the people that you spared turned against you and burned you at a stake. Fitting, isn't it?
I wish that stupid people always choose to not vote.
I wish that stupid people always choose to not vote.
Granted. Now nobody votes except old people.
...
I wish I was a women's figure skating judge.
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
Granted. Unfortunately, you weren't very good, so you were fired after judging a single competition. That, and there are still harassment lawsuits coming in.
I wish I could scratch my back without the use of a back scratcher.
EDIT: Ninja'd!
Granted. Since you wished for a wish to not be granted, I must grant it, but subsequently ungrant it, and the ensuing divide by zero paradox destroys the known universe.
Granted. Unfortunately, you weren't very good, so you were fired after judging a single competition. That, and there are still harassment lawsuits coming in.
I wish I could scratch my back without the use of a back scratcher.
EDIT: Ninja'd!
Granted. Since you wished for a wish to not be granted, I must grant it, but subsequently ungrant it, and the ensuing divide by zero paradox destroys the known universe.
Granted, but you can no longer scratch your front without a front scratcher.
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
Wish granted, the letters on your screen are holding still. Of course, not much else seem to be moving anymore now that your stuck same moment in time.
I wish there was a good sequel to my favorite book.
Wish granted, the letters on your screen are holding still. Of course, not much else seem to be moving anymore now that your stuck same moment in time.
I wish there was a good sequel to my favorite book.
Granted, but right at the climax all of the pages are blank so at least the beginning was good.
Comments
I wish I always had exact change for anything I was about to buy in my pocket.
I wish I didn't have to pay taxes.
I wish I had some Romulan Ale.
I wish an asteroid the size of Ceres was heading straight for Earth to wipe out all life.
(little twist there, huh?
Granted, but the government sends a nuclear missile up to it and breaks it into a million pieces that miss earth. Unfortunately one piece of it goes through the atmosphere, through your roof, and hits you in the face.
I wish I didn't have school today.
The fact that you didn't send a rag-tag oil rig crew lead by Bruce Willis to blow it up from the inside means you are going to school ANYWAY PUNK.
I wish my chair was comfier.
I wish I could comprehend the Q.
Granted. You lose your sanity.
I wish I could think of a wish.
Infinite possibilities have implications that could not be completely understood if you turned this entire universe into a giant supercomputer.
Granted, but it's easily corrupted.
I wish I was Prime Minister of the UK. Hey, I couldn't do a worse job than Mr Cameron, could I?
Trials of Blood and Fire
Moving On Parts 1-3 - Part 4
In Cold Blood
Granted. However you do and in so doing break reality.
I wish reality was fixed.
Norway and Yeager dammit... I still want my Typhoon and Jupiter though.
JJ Trek The Kelvin Timeline is just Trek and it's fully canon... get over it. But I still prefer TAR.
#TASforSTO
'...I can tell you that we're not in the military and that we intend no harm to the whales.' Kirk: The Voyage Home
'Starfleet is not a military organisation. Its purpose is exploration.' Picard: Peak Performance
'This is clearly a military operation. Is that what we are now? Because I thought we were explorers!' Scotty: Into Darkness
'...The Federation. Starfleet. We're not a military agency.' Scotty: Beyond
'I'm not a soldier anymore. I'm an engineer.' Miles O'Brien: Empok Nor
'...Starfleet could use you... It's a peacekeeping and humanitarian armada...' Admiral Pike: Star Trek
Get the Forums Enhancement Extension!
...
I wish the Olympic Curling events weren't on so late at night.
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
I wish the next part of Faces in the Flames was out already. :P
Infinite possibilities have implications that could not be completely understood if you turned this entire universe into a giant supercomputer.
Granted, but then a flame comes out and eats your face.
I wish I ruled reality
I wish today was Friday.
Granted. But it's 9 p.m.
I wish I had a hamburger.
Granted, but it's squeaky dog toy hamburger.
I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a pretty girl (I would call her), I wish I had a rabbit, in a hat, with a bat and a 64 Impala.
I wish I was an insurmountable force and an unmovable object.
EDIT: I forgot to mention, the dictionary definition of "baller" is one who makes round objects.
Granted, since your now an "immovable" object you are stuck in the exact same spot for eternity.
I wish I could shoot fire out of my hands without burning them and it could only burn stuff that I want it to burn (in other words any structure with me in it can't burn).
Granted, but the people that you spared turned against you and burned you at a stake. Fitting, isn't it?
I wish that stupid people always choose to not vote.
Granted. Now nobody votes except old people.
...
I wish I was a women's figure skating judge.
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
Granted. But all the skaters are morbidly obese and ugly.
I wish you wouldn't grant this wish.
Granted. Unfortunately, you weren't very good, so you were fired after judging a single competition. That, and there are still harassment lawsuits coming in.
I wish I could scratch my back without the use of a back scratcher.
EDIT: Ninja'd!
Granted. Since you wished for a wish to not be granted, I must grant it, but subsequently ungrant it, and the ensuing divide by zero paradox destroys the known universe.
Granted, but you can no longer scratch your front without a front scratcher.
I wish that I didn't need sleep to function.
...
I wish the letters on my screen would hold still.
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
Wish granted, the letters on your screen are holding still. Of course, not much else seem to be moving anymore now that your stuck same moment in time.
I wish there was a good sequel to my favorite book.
Granted, but right at the climax all of the pages are blank so at least the beginning was good.
I wish for spock' s intellect.
i wish those lens flares would stop already
Granted, but now you have eyeball flares with everything you look at.
I wish for an incorruptible wish.
Granted, but you are unable to communicate it to anyone else.
I wish instant noodles were actually healthy.
I wish I had more coffee.