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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted, your ship is made of asbestos completely inflammable but not airtight or particularly strong.

    I wish for world peace *Miss America wave and giggle*
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted. The planet is destroyed.

    I wish I could date Miss America.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    granted but everything goes wrong, and you feel foolish and embarrased. She doesn't call you back.


    I wish I had a purple fedora
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted. The Zoot Suit Gang I took it from want it back, and they're gonna beat you up.

    I wish I was the smartest person in the world.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    granted, however you find that because you are so smart, talking to everyone else is infuriating because they don't have your level of understanding. (actual fact)

    I wish I'd stop alternating between always tired and insomnia
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted. You're always tired, no matter what.

    I wish cloning body parts was a reality.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted, but this allows for more warfare (replacement parts for soldiers) and all of humanity is wiped out when the only option to destroy a regenerating army is nuclear force. Thanks.

    I wish for a pair of pliers that DO NOT HARM ME IN ANY WAY.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted. You lend them to the boy next door so he can work on a project for school, and he hurts himself with them, and his parents sue you twice, once for their son's injuries, and two, for the father having hurt his hands beating you up. You lose both cases.

    I wish my nose wasn't itching.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Centurus wrote: »
    Granted. You lend them to the boy next door so he can work on a project for school, and he hurts himself with them, and his parents sue you twice, once for their son's injuries, and two, for the father having hurt his hands beating you up. You lose both cases.

    I wish my nose wasn't itching.


    Granted. Your nose will never itch again as it has fallen off. Turns out that itching was a nasty rhinovirus, should have seen the doctor.


    Speaking of doctors, I wish that that were always on time.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted. All of the world’s doctors now suspiciously arrive at the golf course right on time while all other appointments can wait…

    I wish deer would stop raiding my vegetable patch.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted. They now raid your refridgerator.

    I wish I wasn't coming down with a virus.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted. You now have a serious viral infection, though unlike Cheryl Cole, you can't take several weeks off on holiday to recover.

    I wish to win the "last post wins 2.0" thread.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted, but you lose the Last Reply Wins 3.0 thread.

    I wish I could read minds.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Centurus wrote: »
    I wish I could read minds.

    Granted, but your brain explodes from trying to interpret the feminine mind.

    I wish this thread would get locked. :p
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted. But there's a glitch, and all threads on the STO forums are locked permanently, and guess what, I AM THE LAST POSTER IN ALL!!!!

    I wish I was Tommy Lee from Motley Crue.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Wish denied. However, you can be Tommy-Lee Jones. corpse.

    I wish for more money.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    MGDawson wrote: »
    Wish denied. However, you can be Tommy-Lee Jones. corpse.

    I wish for more money.

    Granted. Its counterfeit though, so that's unlucky.


    I wish the frogurt wasn't cursed.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    granted, you are instead.

    I wish I had one of those cool hats in DopiusFishius' avatar
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted: However that's the only thing you are wearing when you leave for work this morning

    I wish it was Friday already
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted. You are now Riker inside of Dolp's avatar.

    I wish I had my own fruity drink, bikini women and sandy beach island to retire to. :)
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted: Unfotunately you are on an island in the Artic Ocean

    I wish it was Friday already
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted, but now you have to work weekends, too.

    I wish for a good season for the Washington Redskins.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted: The team moves to Oklahoma City and wins the Super Bowl as the Scouts

    I wish I could train a Dragon
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    CAPTWinters wrote:
    I wish I could train a Dragon

    Granted, but it eats your head anyway.

    I wish I didn't have to make a wish in this thread.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted: However you will now be ingnored in this thread from here on out

    I wish the sun wasn't so bright
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    CAPTWinters wrote:
    Granted: However you will now be ingnored in this thread from here on out

    I wish the sun wasn't so bright

    Granted. The nuclear fires at the heart of the sun hve been extinguished. You've condemned everyone and thing in this system to their doom. Thanks.

    I wish that a decision was made on who would be the victor of the Australian Federal Election!
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted: You are now Prime Minister of Australia, and you've decided to go a for a swim at Cheviot Beach

    I wish someone would develop Matter Transporters already!
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    wish granted: however, they can only transport objects as small as a penny.

    I wish for more energy.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted: You know have so much energy that you explode and become the new sun, as the original was destroyed per my wishes by DopiusFishius

    I wish to Win that other thread
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted but the paradox causes a sub space rift to a Alt Universe without out you fav Fizzy drink..

    I wish for a 14 Day Trial key here so i may escape "Perpetual" DEMO..:o
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