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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Eulif_Davis wrote:
    I wish I could get away with wearing a bikini.

    Granted. You are now a plastic store mannequin.


    I wish that humanity actually was smarter than dolphins.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted: I hope you like your new tail and environment.

    I wish space travel and warp drive were real today.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Sanatoba wrote: »
    Granted: I hope you like your new tail and environment.

    I wish space travel and warp drive were real today.

    Granted. Humanity havent discovered it yet though. And look, here comes a Romulan fleet to bring some pain.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted but its Sel'as Fleet and shes cruel to all in equal measure.

    I wish i had a Mirror Mirror on my Ships Stateroom wall. [one that didn't show Ravenstein's picture when i made a wish or was it chat..] they are both prettier then i and it hurts my esteem]
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    granted, but it's unique properties allow everyone to fire on you from 20km insted of 10


    I wish beards would be more managable
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    granted... but these "boards" are a neatly stacked 2x4 boards of wood...

    i wish for a pony
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    homsikpanda wrote: »
    granted... but these "boards" are a neatly stacked 2x4 boards of wood...

    i wish for a pony

    I said beards =P


    Granted but your pony is dead and you find it in your bed.


    I wish Spock was the one with the goatee instead of Mirror Spock
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Ertwin wrote: »
    I said beards =P


    Granted but your pony is dead and you find it in your bed.


    I wish Spock was the one with the goatee instead of Mirror Spock

    oh...well then they're bearded 2x4s! :P

    and granted... he's still "dead" in the prime universe and only does brief narations when you enter a new zone though....

    i wish my pony was alive :c
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted You Beard Flows Gloriously. but you soon discover what happen to Wesley Crushers Nanites..
    They are now successful Tribble Lice Herdsman ;that just happen to love flowing beards .Go fig.
    At lest your well managed.

    I wish a K- C-9 was still Thee Ship! all feddies feared.
    Im like the fly in your chardonnay
    "Heart of Kahless"-class
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    homsikpanda wrote: »
    oh...well then they're bearded 2x4s! :P

    and granted... he's still "dead" in the prime universe and only does brief narations when you enter a new zone though....

    i wish my pony was alive :c

    Granted but now your pony wants you dead for taking it away from heaven. Slowly your life becomes colored in pastels. Before you know it, you are trapped living in a twisted revenge anime where everything is drawn in Pokemon style…

    I wish, I was good at something.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Element_0 wrote:
    Granted but now your pony wants you dead for taking it away from heaven. Slowly your life becomes colored in pastels. Before you know it, you are trapped living in a twisted revenge anime where everything is drawn in Pokemon style…

    I wish, I was good at something.

    granted... you are now the worlds best manatee impersonater

    i wish my pony loved me...and was alive
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted.. Your Pony is the Envy of the Quadrant and all too popular.. you soon become jealous
    Sparkle Horse is the portal to the darkside..

    Granted you are good at Zombi Wishes.. Which brings the curiosity of a certain Herman's revival show..
    So you now in a box granting wishes every Saturday morning.

    I wish For a Piece of the action.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted. However it was a piece of cake... And it beat you badly!

    I wish for blue.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted; you're now a Bolian.

    I wish I had a cookie...
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted. However the cookie got a bazooka. And yes... I'm going to use it.

    I wish for less magenta.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted so did Dr Frankenfurter..

    Now you have more Eddie in the meatlocker..and Columbia crying about it.

    I wish for a nice holiday with proper French coast weather.
    http://www.zoogstercostumes.com/images/products/fm55027_sm.jpg
    http://www.zoogstercostumes.com/images/products/fm55026_sm.jpg
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted, you are now on vacation as a Jerry Lewis impersonator working a traveling Vaudeville show along the French coast. It rains at every stop you make along the way as is proper for this time of year and passing pedestrians can’t seem to stop poking you in the belly…

    I wish for a free trip to Europe.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted: but you got caught up in a Riot in Greece.

    I wish I was a famos MMORPG player BUT Not in a Leroy Jankins, or other bad ways.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    granted you are now an NPC, you are forever standing in the rain by a tree giving an endles stream of players witty 1 liners that go stale quickly since you only have 17 lines.

    I wish life had an easy mode
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Ertwin wrote: »
    I wish life had an easy mode

    Granted, but you accidentally threw the switch into "hardcore" and broke it.

    I wish math wasn't so hard.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    granted. Math is really soft, and soggy.


    I wish I had a working console gaming system
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted, you have a working Atari 2600 but no controllers or games.

    I wish i could shake this funk i'm in.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Capulet wrote: »
    I wish i could shake this funk i'm in.

    Granted. You are now funky instead of in a funk.

    I wish Ertwin had a game for his console (but still no controllers).
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted. But the game is Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes, and every single screen in his house is broken.

    I wish to be the last living thing in existence.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Centurus wrote: »
    I wish to be the last living thing in existence.

    Granted. You are now bored to tears and will starve in a month because no one is making food anymore, and all the store food is going to spoil.

    I wish Centurus was no longer the last living thing in existence.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted So do the Tribbles he trained to run the Dabo tables ..
    However the recently un living now back to existence appreciate the Borg more.. and start a peace initiative.

    I wish For more Blue extrior colours..My ships bland.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted. A massive load of blue paint has covered your entire ship, and now your ship has to spend 6 months in spacedock to undergo repairs.

    I wish I didn't have allergies.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Centurus wrote: »
    I wish I didn't have allergies.

    Granted. You have herpies instead.

    I wish my ship got covered in green paint to match SenshiBat's blue paint.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted. However they used the same kind of flammable paint they put on the Hindenburg and well...your ship now the subject of several amusing metaphors the Hindenburg was once associated with.

    I wish I could draw.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Ravenstein wrote: »
    I wish I could draw.

    Granted, you can now draw blood without the use of a syringe.

    I wish my ship didn't burn up.
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