Granted. Women are attracted toyou as a plane with failed engines is attracted to the ground, so your bones got crushed on every impact of another woman.
Granted. Due to the decline in revenues, every single plane that takes off crashes 20 minutes later because the pilots weren't on board, there was only a gallon of fuel in the tanks, and there isn't anymore money to hire mechanics. People are practically dropping like flies.
I wish that snow magically never touches my sidewalk this winter so I don't have to shovel
Granted. but the forcefield that keeps the snow from your sidewalk will not let ANYTHING through. so you sit inside your home, watching your snowfree sidewalk while starving to death.
Granted Congratulations : The Ship formerly know as Tigers Woods. is yours
but you find it very hard to crew it or pay the petrol bill. But you completely outclass a Parisian river Barge.
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I wish I can think of a decent song to sing at kareoke
GRANTED CLICK HERE FOR YOUR SONG.. ( and not it is not Rick Astley )
I wish for a hamster.... a radioactive hamster that does my bidding...and fights for me ....
I wish for a day of peace and quiet at work.
Granted. You got locked into a closet all day.
I wish for a good book to read.
I wish keeping reptiles wasn't so labor intensive...
I wish Archanubis wasn't getting fixed.
I wish I knew what I did lately to hork Centurus off.
(Kidding, of course)
I wish women were attracted to me.
I wish for a good day tomorrow.
I wish these 65 year old women looked like Megan Fox.
Granted. Women are attracted toyou as a plane with failed engines is attracted to the ground, so your bones got crushed on every impact of another woman.
I wish I win the lottery jackpot.
I wish I could be a "Dead body" on either a CSI show or an NCIS show
Granted. But unluckily you did not survive the autopsy, because this time it was real.
I wish I had a real "Defiant NX-74205"
I wish It would snow alot this winter like it did last winter
I wish this wish corrupts the souls of everyone in existence.
I wish Canada and the US would merge into one with a Federal Government system
I wish these zombies could dance.
i wish for a new ps3
Granted: The world is now suffering from a Thriller Zombie Apocalypse
I wish airline travel was as cheap as the airlines tells us it is
I wish the Concorde had been more successful.
I wish I could dance.
EDIT.
DAMN!!!! I was ninja'd.
I wish the Justice League of America was real
I wish that snow magically never touches my sidewalk this winter so I don't have to shovel
I wish I could fly to the moon.
I wish more of 10F regulars were back.
I wish someone had designed DC with cars in mind
I wish my own island
I wish I owned a yacht.
but you find it very hard to crew it or pay the petrol bill. But you completely outclass a Parisian river Barge.
I wish I had stayed awake at Knot tying class..
never slip where you should have shanked.
I wish Darth Vader was a klingon