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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted: but on the 14th day your com[uter showers you with sparks when you turn it on

    I wish I could get credit for 8 hours by only working 4 hours at work
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted: Now you have to do 8 hrs worth of work in a 4 hr period and you are now paid hourly

    i wish for a large cat fish
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted; you get a channel catfish that's so big, it eats you.

    I wish I had a pet killer whale.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted. Though you get viciously mangled as the whale tosses you around the pool.

    I wish I had 40 grates of gold 40 crates of diamonds, and 40 crates of silver.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Capulet wrote: »
    Granted. Though you get viciously mangled as the whale tosses you around the pool.

    I wish I had 40 grates of gold 40 crates of diamonds, and 40 crates of silver.

    Granted; unfortunately, they're piled right on top of you.

    I wish I owned Fort Knox.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted: You are now the target of every evil doer on the planet

    I wish I could move to a habitable enclosure on Sol 3A
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted. All the little chipmunks live there now, quietly and alone.

    I wish I had a new TV remote.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted: However instead of changing the channels, your remote cause the actors to change languages

    I wish everyone would just "Get Along" already!
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted. Everyone but me gets stoned and drawn out on alcohol enemas to a point that they forget who their neighbors are…

    I wish… Uhm… I wish I had a model starship.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted, but the functioning warp core overloads and kills you.

    I wish for a new laptop that will not harm me, or anyone else, any harm.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted, you new laptop will never harm anything. To be safe all it's buttons are stickers and it will only play Barney episodes.

    I wish the sky was purple.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    granted (no corruption, purple is my favorite colour)

    I wish I could accept the things I can't change, change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Ertwin wrote: »
    I wish I could accept the things I can't change, change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference.

    Granted. You are now just like Christopher Pike was, bound to a wheelchair and unable to speak. You cannot change anything, and therefore know the difference. You are unable to pass on this wisdom because you are incapable of having any kind of meaningful conversation.

    I wish the sky was blue again.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    granted but it imediately reverts back to purple after 3 seconds.

    I wish python meat was cheaper.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Ertwin wrote: »
    I wish python meat was cheaper.

    Granted, but bacon now costs an arm and a leg. I'm going to hunt you down for making that wish. :mad:

    I wish bacon was easily affordable again. :(
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    granted, it's made from python now

    I wish I knew more cheerful songs
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted; you now start singing the end theme to "Barney the Dinosaur."

    I wish for kittens!
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    granted, they were sauted with garlic butter. Bon apitite

    I wish I can have some rabbit meat again.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Ertwin wrote: »
    I wish I can have some rabbit meat again.

    Granted, but those were Ravenstein's rabbits, and she's broken into Pres. Shinzon's arsenal and is a coming for you!

    I wish puppies would stay puppies for their whole lives.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted: Aw heck I'll leave you with the puppies, won't twist this one

    I wish my Cats wouldn't wake me up in the middle of the night
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted. They wait until half past midnight…

    I wish I could make my own pan fried dumplings.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Element_0 wrote:
    I wish I could make my own pan fried dumplings.

    Granted. They taste terrible.

    I wish kittens stayed kittens their whole lives.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted. No wish corruption.

    I wish I wasn't sweating like a pig.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Centurus wrote: »
    I wish I wasn't sweating like a pig.

    Granted. Pigs don't sweat. Now you are sweating profusely.

    I wish Centurus had a bucket to catch his sweat in.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted. You are now holding a bucket to catch his sweat with…

    I wish I could uncorrupt a wish.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Element_0 wrote:
    I wish I could uncorrupt a wish.

    Wish not granted. That's about as corrupted as it can get.

    I wish this wish wouldn't get corrupted.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    granted (no corruption, but you only wished for that so you only get that


    I wish I was in better shape
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted. You’re now pear shaped rather than spare tire-d.

    I wish I could wheel jack.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted Mr Bauer appreciates you as a orderly.

    I wish i could take my Miranda and go MArquez i n the Briar.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    SenshiBat wrote: »
    I wish i could take my Miranda and go MArquez i n the Briar.

    I'm going to assume you meant Maquis, and say wish granted, but you get destroyed by a plasma storm.

    I wish matter/antimatter power generation was real and safe.
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