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  • ryan218ryan218 Member Posts: 36,106 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    iconians wrote: »
    Granted, but it isn't cooked all the way through and you acquire trichinosis and die 4 weeks later after a brutal parasitic affliction on your digestive tract and expire after a severe bout with myocarditis.

    I wish for the ability to punch people through a standard TCP/IP connection.

    Granted, but everyone else gets the same ability and does it to you.
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  • artan42artan42 Member Posts: 10,450 Bug Hunter
    edited February 2014
    iconians wrote: »
    Granted, but it isn't cooked all the way through and you acquire trichinosis and die 4 weeks later after a brutal parasitic affliction on your digestive tract and expire after a severe bout with myocarditis.

    I wish for the ability to punch people through a standard TCP/IP connection.

    Granted but it kills you instantly.

    I wish for...
    A Typhoon Class Battleship.
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    Norway and Yeager dammit... I still want my Typhoon and Jupiter though.
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  • jorantomalakjorantomalak Member Posts: 7,133 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    artan42 wrote: »
    Granted but it kills you instantly.

    I wish for...
    A Typhoon Class Battleship.

    Granted but its only a micro machine sized model and is imeadiatley confiscated by cryptic

    I wish i had an "I win" button
  • sander233sander233 Member Posts: 3,992 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    artan42 wrote: »
    Granted but it kills you instantly.

    I wish for...
    A Typhoon Class Battleship.

    granted, but it's got worthless stats and it's still an ugly kitbash.

    [ninja edit]
    jorantomalak wrote: »
    I wish i had an "I win" button
    Granted. It does this.
    [/ninja edit]

    ...

    I wish people would stop getting the words "canon" and "cannon" mixed up.
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  • jorantomalakjorantomalak Member Posts: 7,133 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    sander233 wrote: »
    granted, but it's got worthless stats and it's still an ugly kitbash.

    ...

    I wish people would stop getting the words "canon" and "cannon" mixed up.

    Granted however those people figure out what they mean and shoot you with a cannon :D

    I wish for cardassians in STO
  • hawku001xhawku001x Member Posts: 10,769 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    granted, but u have to tell them how many lights there are

    i wish i was caught up in STO
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  • jorantomalakjorantomalak Member Posts: 7,133 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    hawku001x wrote: »
    granted, but u have to tell them how many lights there are

    i wish i was caught up in STO

    Granted but then you become obssesed and start dressing like a ferengi which leads to a mental meltdown at a trek convention where you swear your a grahm cracker your carted off to an asylum where you weave basket with your toes for the rest of your life.

    I wish i had more beer :D
  • ryan218ryan218 Member Posts: 36,106 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    jorantomalak wrote: »
    Granted but then you become obssesed and start dressing like a ferengi which leads to a mental meltdown at a trek convention where you swear your a grahm cracker your carted off to an asylum where you weave basket with your toes for the rest of your life.

    I wish i had more beer :D

    Granted, but it's non-alcoholic.

    I wish I had a free Avenger-Class Battle Cruiser in STO.
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  • f9thaceshighf9thaceshigh Member Posts: 1 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    granted, but it has the stats of the tier 1 Oberth and can be destroyed just by looking at it.

    I wish I had more time.
  • ryan218ryan218 Member Posts: 36,106 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    f9thaceshigh wrote: »
    granted, but it has the stats of the tier 1 Oberth.

    I wish I had more time.

    Granted, but it's in Eve Online form and it takes you 2 hours to do something that should take 2 seconds.

    EDIT: I wish I'd remembered to make a wish.
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  • jorantomalakjorantomalak Member Posts: 7,133 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    ryan218 wrote: »
    Granted, but it's in Eve Online form and it takes you 2 hours to do something that should take 2 seconds.

    i wish ryan218 would post a wish of his own after granting the wish of others :D
  • gornman47gornman47 Member Posts: 146 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    sorry your wish cannot be fulfilled...please play again!


    I wish that Mass Effect was actually a Star Trek game.
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  • ryan218ryan218 Member Posts: 36,106 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    jorantomalak wrote: »
    i wish ryan218 would post a wish of his own after granting the wish of others :D

    D'oh!

    Fixed.

    *Takes pocket watch*

    It never happened... ;)
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  • hawku001xhawku001x Member Posts: 10,769 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    i wish it didnt happen again
    gornman47 wrote: »
    I wish that Mass Effect was actually a Star Trek game.

    granted, but STO becomes a star wars game
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  • ryan218ryan218 Member Posts: 36,106 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    hawku001x wrote: »
    i wish it didnt happen again



    granted, but STO becomes a star wars game

    Me: Where... where is my Star Trek?

    Emperor: It seems, in your fellow poster's wishing, he... removed it.

    Me: No! It was alive! I felt it!

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    *Clears throat.*

    Wow, what was... what was that? :cool:

    I wish the person above me made a wish.
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  • iconiansiconians Member Posts: 6,987 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    ryan218 wrote: »
    Me: Where... where is my Star Trek?

    Emperor: It seems, in your fellow poster's wishing, he... removed it.

    Me: No! It was alive! I felt it!

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    *Clears throat.*

    Wow, what was... what was that? :cool:

    I wish the person above me made a wish.

    Granted, but as a result of time travel, they made a wish that you can no longer wish, causing the universe to implode upon itself from the temporal contradictions.

    I wish it wasn't iconians.
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  • ryan218ryan218 Member Posts: 36,106 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    iconians wrote: »
    Granted, but as a result of time travel, they made a wish that you can no longer wish, causing the universe to implode upon itself from the temporal contradictions.

    I wish it wasn't iconians.

    Granted. It was the Shadows.

    I wish we had a good Babylon 5 MMO.
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  • supertone4761supertone4761 Member Posts: 52 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    ryan218 wrote: »
    Granted. It was the Shadows.

    I wish we had a good Babylon 5 MMO.

    Granted, but so few people find out about it that it shutters in 2 weeks.

    I wish I could eat White Castle or Taco Bell without having to later spend hours on the toilet.
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  • hawku001xhawku001x Member Posts: 10,769 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    ryan218 wrote: »
    Me: Where... where is my Star Trek?

    Emperor: It seems, in your fellow poster's wishing, he... removed it.

    Me: No! It was alive! I felt it!

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    *Clears throat.*

    Wow, what was... what was that? :cool:

    lol
    ryan218 wrote: »

    I wish the person above me made a wish.
    he did!
    i wish people would actually live up to the ideas of the faction they are playing.
    done, but they then do not live up to anything else in life and thus their electric bills dont get payed, leading to no access of STO

    i wish my starship had toilets
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  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Granted, but Jabba the hutt farted in your ships bathroom before you used the toilet.

    I wish for an Iconian gateway.
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  • hawku001xhawku001x Member Posts: 10,769 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    granted, but it leads to my ship's washroom in mid jabba use

    i wish my ship didnt need an oil change
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  • centersolacecentersolace Member Posts: 11,178 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    hawku001x wrote: »
    granted, but it leads to my ship's washroom in mid jabba use

    i wish my ship didnt need an oil change

    Granted. Better fix them spark plugs.

    I wish I could run, wild and free.....
  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    centersolace wrote: »
    Granted. Better fix them spark plugs.

    I wish I could run, wild and free.....

    Granted, you run wild and FREE fall off a cliff.

    I wish I had a holographic watch.
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  • donrahdonrah Member Posts: 348
    edited February 2014
    grandnaguszek1 wrote: »
    Granted, you run wild and FREE fall off a cliff.

    I wish I had a holographic watch.

    Granted. The watch blinds you.

    I wish I had a bug ship.
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  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    donrah wrote: »
    Granted. The watch blinds you.

    I wish I had a bug ship.

    Granted, but the bugs on it eat you alive.

    I wish I was petting my cat.
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  • f9thaceshighf9thaceshigh Member Posts: 1 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Granted, but now your cat is a starving lion, you better not stop.;)

    I wish I had a years supply of Tacos

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  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    patrickngo wrote: »
    The cat decides you did it wrong and rips the skin off your hands.

    I wish I hadn't married the ex-wife.

    Granted, you married your ex-wife's mother.


    I wish Justin Beiber was deported to Antartica.
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  • donrahdonrah Member Posts: 348
    edited February 2014
    Granted. You're deported with him and a barrel of lube.

    I wish for immortality.
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