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    centersolacecentersolace Member Posts: 11,178 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Granted. But it's still illegal.


    I wish for Prune Juice.
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    kaloriaa4kaloriaa4 Member Posts: 86 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Granted. But it's still illegal.


    I wish for Prune Juice.

    Granted but it is a year old and moldy.

    I wish for more love in the galaxy.
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    grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    kaloriaa4 wrote: »
    Granted but it is a year old and moldy.

    I wish for more love in the galaxy.

    Granted, you now have quadrillions of people trying to kiss you until they eventually smother you to death.

    I wish I had a cyborg body.
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    collegepark2151collegepark2151 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Granted, but it's the result of resistance being futile...

    I wish dust didn't exist.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    Porthos is not amused.
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    bendalekbendalek Member Posts: 1,781 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Granted, but it's the result of resistance being futile...

    I wish dust didn't exist.

    Granted: But that dust was actually from Tinkerbell's wings and now your D'Dex turns even slower.

    I wish for more "Exploration/Diplomacy" missions and less "MOAR DPS'ZZZ"
    Oh, hoho hohhhhh, Oh,, hoho, hohhhhh
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    supertone4761supertone4761 Member Posts: 52 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    skollulfr wrote: »
    granted. and their exactly as boring as everyone else told you theyd be.

    i wish ground weapon fire was dealt with like it is in x-com/ufo:am so you could dodge, rather than the bendy bullet method.

    Granted. But now the weapons have realistic firing patterns, so particles traveling near the speed of light typically don't miss, because you can't react fast enough to move.

    (To the person earlier, I would've loved to waste a day posting here. :) )

    I wish I had a bottle of Romulan Ale, it wasn't illegal, it was fresh, it didn't kill me, or poison me more than regular alcohol, and it didn't get stolen upon me getting it.
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    grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Granted. But now the weapons have realistic firing patterns, so particles traveling near the speed of light typically don't miss, because you can't react fast enough to move.

    (To the person earlier, I would've loved to waste a day posting here. :) )

    I wish I had a bottle of Romulan Ale, it wasn't illegal, it was fresh, it didn't kill me, or poison me more than regular alcohol, and it didn't get stolen upon me getting it.

    Granted, but you were sharing it with your buddy when he downed the whole bottle, got drunk, and threw you off a cliff.


    I wish Romulon ale was illegal for ever.
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    kamakaze101kamakaze101 Member Posts: 187 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Granted, but you had some in cargo bay 1, and you ended up in a random penal colony on quonos




    Edit: I wish that my sto launcher would star working so I can get the anneverary ship :(
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    sander233sander233 Member Posts: 3,992 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Granted, but you had some in cargo bay 1, and you ended up in a random penal colony on quonos




    Edit: I wish that my sto launcher would star working so I can get the anneverary ship :(
    Granted, but the game lags so badly you get rubberbanded back in time and have to grind Whack-a-Q for the ship all over again.

    ...


    I wish people would learn to spell Qo'noS and other tlhIngan words properly.

    ghuy'cha yIntaghpu'
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    grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Granted, but you turn into a spelling nerd.


    I wish for a functional lightsaber.
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    bendalekbendalek Member Posts: 1,781 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    sander233 wrote: »
    I wish people would learn to spell Qo'noS and other tlhIngan words properly.

    Granted: But then Qo'noS and First City chat gets filled up with players yelling:

    lupDujHomwIj luteb gharghmey

    I wish the Dyson Science Destroyer, wasn't called a "Destroyer" so that people wouldn't think it's an escort, and then whine, moan, ***** and complain on the Forums and in game, that it's useless and/or broken and/or bugged.
    Oh, hoho hohhhhh, Oh,, hoho, hohhhhh
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    grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Granted, they complain to you instead.


    I wish for x-Ray vision even though I will become the ultimate pervert.
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    sander233sander233 Member Posts: 3,992 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Granted, they complain to you instead.


    I wish for x-Ray vision even though I will become the ultimate pervert.
    Granted. Every woman in your area mysteriously develops breast cancer.

    ...

    I wish I wasn't such a horrible person.
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    grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    sander233 wrote: »
    Granted. Every woman in your area mysteriously develops breast cancer.

    ...

    I wish I wasn't such a horrible person.

    Granted, your so nice that it creeps everybody out.


    I wish I had a freeze Ray
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    kamakaze101kamakaze101 Member Posts: 187 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Granted, but it overloads and freezes your computer..... Twice (see wut I did there?)



    I wish that the new ship was a free reward like the ambassador or oddy.
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    collegepark2151collegepark2151 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Granted, but the stress on the space-time continuum destroys reality.

    I wish upon a star...
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    Porthos is not amused.
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    grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Granted, but the stress on the space-time continuum destroys reality.

    I wish upon a star...

    Granted, but the star at goes HYPERNOVA in your face.


    I wish that Michael Jackson got abducted by aliens and turned into Locutus to assimilate humanity.
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    grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Waiting...
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    kamakaze101kamakaze101 Member Posts: 187 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    granted, but he only assimilates YOU and then you are the borg queens LABRAT and she used you to test the more.... dangers experiment... you know what happened next....... another V'GER...... we r so screwed


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    I wish for a faster computer that DOES NOT BLOWUP DISRUPT THE SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM OR GET STOLEN AND CANT TRANSFORM OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    sander233sander233 Member Posts: 3,992 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    granted, but he only assimilates YOU and then you are the borg queens LABRAT and she used you to test the more.... dangers experiment... you know what happened next....... another V'GER...... we r so screwed


    *****


    I wish for a faster computer that DOES NOT BLOWUP DISRUPT THE SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM OR GET STOLEN AND CANT TRANSFORM OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Fine, but there's no mouse, keyboard, monitor or any other interface except voice command. And every time you say "computer..." it replies "What do you want, meatbag?" if it bothers to respond at all.

    ...

    I wish people would stop amending their wishes in a futile attempt to prevent corruption.
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    dalolorndalolorn Member Posts: 3,655 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    sander233 wrote: »
    Fine, but there's no mouse, keyboard, monitor or any other interface except voice command. And every time you say "computer..." it replies "What do you want, meatbag?" if it bothers to respond at all.

    ...

    I wish people would stop amending their wishes in a futile attempt to prevent corruption.

    Granted, but it turns out people make wishes that remove the corruption from previous wishes rather than amend their existing ones. :P

    I wish for a Stargate.

    Infinite possibilities have implications that could not be completely understood if you turned this entire universe into a giant supercomputer.p3OEBPD6HU3QI.jpg
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    kamakaze101kamakaze101 Member Posts: 187 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Granted, but after you go through it, a random tribble infestation turn it off and you are trapped.



    I wish that I had a typhoon class starship
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    mjarbarmjarbar Member Posts: 2,084 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Granted - but it doesn't recognise you as an authorised user so zapps you into space without an EV suit.

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    I wish for an end to the rep system in STO.
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    artan42artan42 Member Posts: 10,450 Bug Hunter
    edited February 2014
    mjarbar wrote: »
    Granted - but it doesn't recognise you as an authorised user so zapps you into space without an EV suit.

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    I wish for an end to the rep system in STO.

    Granted, you get an 'end of reputation' reputation to fill in.
    It always requires one more dil than you have.

    I wish for a end to this bloody rain.
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    Norway and Yeager dammit... I still want my Typhoon and Jupiter though.
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    grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    artan42 wrote: »
    Granted, you get an 'end of reputation' reputation to fill in.
    It always requires one more dil than you have.

    I wish for a end to this bloody rain.

    Granted, large hail chunks start falling instead and destroy your cars.

    I wish the power wouldn't go out.
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    supertone4761supertone4761 Member Posts: 52 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    EDIT: Responded to the wrong post.

    Granted. The power becomes so intense, it blows up an entire city.

    I wish I had an awesome sports car.
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    grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    EDIT: Responded to the wrong post.

    Granted. The power becomes so intense, it blows up an entire city.

    I wish I had an awesome sports car.

    Granted, but it's an Italian car so you have to take off the wheels, remove the dashboard, and take out the engine block just to change its battery.

    I wish for a prosthetic arm like Luke Skywalker's but has a death Ray hidden inside it.
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    supertone4761supertone4761 Member Posts: 52 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Granted, but it's an Italian car so you have to take off the wheels, remove the dashboard, and take out the engine block just to change its battery.

    I wish for a prosthetic arm like Luke Skywalker's but has a death Ray hidden inside it.

    Granted. The death ray kills you immediately.

    I wish I had more Pop Tarts.
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    f9thaceshighf9thaceshigh Member Posts: 1 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    granted, but your toaster stops working.

    I wish I didn't have to go to work tomorrow.
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