Cryptic launcher hasn't been working since yesterday. I was online yesterday log off for a few hours came back couldnt get back online. Figured it was just the update. Still waiting as of 1pm central standard.
LOL. Depends where uyou live in the US. LOL. I know people over there who's timezone is only 5 hours behind mine in the UK & people who live at the other end of the US who's Timezone is 8 hours behind mine. Now I am talking to my STOA sponser whilst game is down. LOL.
Well fudge, it's been raining and blah all day where I am. I was hoping to hunker down in the game after the maintenance, but I guess I'm going to have to wait a few more hours.
But I'm not complaining! If I do that, it'll break the servers for everyone. That'd just be how my luck would roll, I'd whine & the servers would explode or something.
Cryptic launcher hasn't been working since yesterday. I was online yesterday log off for a few hours came back couldnt get back online. Figured it was just the update. Still waiting as of 1pm central standard.
Maintainance should have finished by now. It's 1902 (London Time) and it still says 'Updating Crypt Launcher'. After attempts, says to 'check my connection', yet nothing wrong with it. Is it just me, or has this 'maintainance' messing up others log in?
KIRK: "Everything Harry tells you is a lie. Remember that! Everything Harry tells you is a lie!"
MUDD: "Now listen to this carefully, Cryptic Servers: I AM LYING!"
CRYPTIC SERVERS: "You say you are lying, but if everything you say is a lie then you are telling the truth, but you cannot tell the truth because everything you say is a lie, but... you lie, you tell the truth, but you cannot for you l... Illogical! Illogical! Please explain! You are Human! Only Humans can explain their behavior! Please explain!"
Didn't you guys learn anything from Montgomery? You should've said you would be down for maintenance for 24 hours, that way you wouldn't look so hapless when you overrun the original estimate by what is a yet to be determined number of additional hours.
Maintainance should have finished by now. It's 1902 (London Time) and it still says 'Updating Crypt Launcher'. After attempts, says to 'check my connection', yet nothing wrong with it. Is it just me, or has this 'maintainance' messing up others log in?
Error is situated at Cryptic's end, between keyboard and chair. No further reasons needed.
OK, if I have to stay here for a while, your cieling ... looks idious.:D
Holy TRIBBLE. On the very first flapjackin post of this thread, braflakes posted a link for a time converter right beside the start time for the maintenance. The converter is instant and idiot proof. It automatically shows the conversion based on your IP. If you do some SIMPLE math that most non-handicapped people can do without taking off their shoes, you can figure out the ETA for the server being up. (which i believe is now, what, 372 days from the starting hour?)
It's scary how confusing this is for some of you.
My poor doffs, they have no orders! What exactly are they doing on my ship now that I'm away from it? :mad: :eek: I'm going to have execute a few for... morale, come 11pm. My morale.
Firstly i would like to say that i love the game with a passion hence why i signed up to lifetime membership. However i do have a question though, understand that a lot time is being put in to the new launch (which i am looking forward to) however when will STO make the in interior of the ships look the make of the ships, as at the moment all ships interior are the same and there is no difference, is this going to be something that STO designers will be working on in the future.
Ability to fire while cloaked is DENIED KDF! HAHAHAHAHAHA You love that. Glad I dont play as KDF cuz I'd be so pissed off with the changes! Cheers! :cool:
ummmm no. ability to stay cloaked in a brel with a rom boff is fixed. now you will be revealed for 3 seconds as anyone without a rom boff. so no im not upset and yes, your nearly hysterical troll has failed.
still too slow for most people to react. now all we need is to ban the scrubs with autotarget macros running.......
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Subscribed For: 4 years 5 months 20 days at 26.10.2014
Maybe the fix will actually take this time, unlike the ten or twelve other times they've 'fixed' the instakill invisitorp magical death ray.
I'm not holding my breath.
Same here, hope I will not have to go shopping now :eek:
In this situation it is important to NOT type on the keyboard less than usual..also a few mouse clicks here and there..otherwise.....:(
depends where in the world you live... different timezones, the world is a globe... here the downtime this time is 'till 21h00. So?
But I'm not complaining! If I do that, it'll break the servers for everyone. That'd just be how my luck would roll, I'd whine & the servers would explode or something.
Subscribed For: 4 years 5 months 20 days at 26.10.2014
i agree, i say we should just have one timezone, so if its 5 oclock here, its 5 oclock everywherre
Once maintenance is complete, try downloading the updated launcher manually: http://sto-forum.perfectworld.com/showpost.php?p=9014621&postcount=290
Cheers,
Brandon =/\=
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Or you trying to root out most of the EU Players so the rest can patch faster?
Would be a pretty dirty move...
SalemKane is Seel, still alive and kicking since 2009
Beta Tester
Gone throu the Klingon hell and back.
Your One Man solution to Elite STF's.
he says "it will take at least 7 hours" when he means "I can do this in 5 hours"
They say "Four hours" when they mean "Eight hours"
Its so they can keep their reputation as miracle workers
I am siting here.
After the work.
6 hours already can't log in.
And i am all out of movie's
Used that and still says 'Updating Launcher' in a small box. After attempts, nothing but 'check connection' still :eek:
But you read the "ONCE Maintance is done" wich still is another 2-3 hours atm...
SalemKane is Seel, still alive and kicking since 2009
Beta Tester
Gone throu the Klingon hell and back.
Your One Man solution to Elite STF's.
MUDD: "Now listen to this carefully, Cryptic Servers: I AM LYING!"
CRYPTIC SERVERS: "You say you are lying, but if everything you say is a lie then you are telling the truth, but you cannot tell the truth because everything you say is a lie, but... you lie, you tell the truth, but you cannot for you l... Illogical! Illogical! Please explain! You are Human! Only Humans can explain their behavior! Please explain!"
***Servers Offline***
Error is situated at Cryptic's end, between keyboard and chair. No further reasons needed.
Ah thank you :rolleyes:
It's scary how confusing this is for some of you.
#HappyDays
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Firstly i would like to say that i love the game with a passion hence why i signed up to lifetime membership. However i do have a question though, understand that a lot time is being put in to the new launch (which i am looking forward to) however when will STO make the in interior of the ships look the make of the ships, as at the moment all ships interior are the same and there is no difference, is this going to be something that STO designers will be working on in the future.
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King3006
Vice Admiral
Declan Borg
ummmm no. ability to stay cloaked in a brel with a rom boff is fixed. now you will be revealed for 3 seconds as anyone without a rom boff. so no im not upset and yes, your nearly hysterical troll has failed.
still too slow for most people to react. now all we need is to ban the scrubs with autotarget macros running.......