I think even in Teacup Land we have heard of the Universe of Texas
I have not had that before, but I do enjoy iced tea from time to time.
*realizes he has not washed his teacup since joining the order, and so heads to the kitchen to rinse it out*
All right, talk to you later then. I'll get started on the refit of the teaship, then. *Hits a button on a keychain and Mizar's phone reappears in his hand*
*meanwhile, meanwhile Hoody was taking the Deavlon 9 on a trip to try and find Texas incase it could be conquered. Some other people may have been on the ship too he didn't notice so it could have been any random person who wanted to join in*
Back at the palace, the King is hosting a grand Garden Party next the lake behind the castle for the noble folk of Teacup City, the Capital.
*The King is busy munching on snacks and sipping champagne*
*Krent goes to the party with his now sparkling clean cup ((Read: fresh Windows 7 install))*
*He is just settling down in a plush chair when a familiar commotion is heard, a few people near the entrance gasp or mumble and begin to part way as a trumpet sounds and a red carpet rolls forth from the darkened doorway. A smartly dressed man of peculiar stature struts in, greeting many a nobleman who address him and responding appropriately to each damsel's curtsy. All seem to appreciate his presence and do not mind his awkward build, although his hair looks fantastic today (including his foot hair)*
Krent: "Mr. Sparkles! I haven't seen you in a while, how have you been?
Sparkles: "I could sense the cleanliness of your cup, I am Mr. Sparkles after all. Also I, Horatio Sparkles, could not dare miss the king's fabulous Garden Party. Speaking of whom, I should go pay my respects."
*Mr. sparkles goes over to speak with King Trebort*
Sparkles: "Good evening my liege. *he says with a bow* I trust you have been faring well during my absence."
*meanwhile at the the dry dock the teaship is located*
"Hey, a party, I should take a change to meet some of the people there. Just need to get the robot workers their instructions."
Replace the drive with an infinite improbability drive.
Add additional fustion reactors
Upgrade computer systems
Upgrade console to holographic consoles (with cup holders)
Upgrade sensors to better detect individuals and locations across dimensions.
Install holodecks.
Install interdimensional cartography room to display 3D interdimenational (and normal space) maps.
Re-enforce superstructure and add armor to hull
Upgrade shields.
Upgrade weapons
Install tea room in the forward section of the ship
"That should take care of it for now." "By your command", intones the robot foreman.
"Hmm, I should probably get cleaned up before I head over to the party." *teleports back to his house*
*Krent goes to the party with his now sparkling clean cup ((Read: fresh Windows 7 install))*
*He is just settling down in a plush chair when a familiar commotion is heard, a few people near the entrance gasp or mumble and begin to part way as a trumpet sounds and a red carpet rolls forth from the darkened doorway. A smartly dressed man of peculiar stature struts in, greeting many a nobleman who address him and responding appropriately to each damsel's curtsy. All seem to appreciate his presence and do not mind his awkward build, although his hair looks fantastic today (including his foot hair)*
Krent: "Mr. Sparkles! I haven't seen you in a while, how have you been?
Sparkles: "I could sense the cleanliness of your cup, I am Mr. Sparkles after all. Also I, Horatio Sparkles, could not dare miss the king's fabulous Garden Party. Speaking of whom, I should go pay my respects."
*Mr. sparkles goes over to speak with King Trebort*
Sparkles: "Good evening my liege. *he says with a bow* I trust you have been faring well during my absence."
Mr Sparkles! You have been gone for ages! Help yourself to more champagne and sandwiches....
*Krent goes to the party with his now sparkling clean cup ((Read: fresh Windows 7 install))*
*He is just settling down in a plush chair when a familiar commotion is heard, a few people near the entrance gasp or mumble and begin to part way as a trumpet sounds and a red carpet rolls forth from the darkened doorway. A smartly dressed man of peculiar stature struts in, greeting many a nobleman who address him and responding appropriately to each damsel's curtsy. All seem to appreciate his presence and do not mind his awkward build, although his hair looks fantastic today (including his foot hair)*
Krent: "Mr. Sparkles! I haven't seen you in a while, how have you been?
Sparkles: "I could sense the cleanliness of your cup, I am Mr. Sparkles after all. Also I, Horatio Sparkles, could not dare miss the king's fabulous Garden Party. Speaking of whom, I should go pay my respects."
*Mr. sparkles goes over to speak with King Trebort*
Sparkles: "Good evening my liege. *he says with a bow* I trust you have been faring well during my absence."
The Teacup must continue, all are welcome to join I urge you all to re-build our great Kingdom!!
Rebuiding Teacup land? This must be why I am bringing six trays of sticky buns and two triple decker full sheet cakes to the kitchen. So be sure to share and enjoy.
Rebuiding Teacup land? This must be why I am bringing six trays of sticky buns and two triple decker full sheet cakes to the kitchen. So be sure to share and enjoy.
Who is this wonderful person? Give them a knighthood or something!
*while the Garden Party is in mid flow, the King feels his Teaphone vibrating on his wrist, so he checks his emails* ( A Teaphone )
*The King reads the message and gasps, quickly forwarding to message to everyone elses Teaphone*
Message:
Dear meddling King Trebort,
I, along with Shell, Minioneer, and Enemia, have become trapped in a space between dimensions, known as "Purgatory". I believe this is due to the fact that I had to delay my purchase of something called "Star Trek Online".
I am certain that without my ingenious plans and absolutely handsome figure (Though it seems that Mr. Sparkles will fill that role for now), you all feel inadequate and alone. Fear not, for we (By "we", I mean Minioneer) have been working day and night on a way to acquire STO (once our budget allows it, having suffered from the purchase of mass effect 2), and thus a way to return to teacupland. With any luck, your dimension will soon have the privilege of once again being in my awe-inspiring presence, and once more being subject to my wonderfully devious plans! From the data i've managed to gather, Akset has gone into hiding, no doubt biding her time, and Mocha appears to have been busily reconstructing Coffee land. With them preoccupied, the only real threat you seem to have faced recently is some sort of Hypno-Tribble! No doubt you all miss having me as "Teacup-Enemy #1".
Sincerely, The Antagonist
Ps: be sure to pass this message on to the other meddling Teacuppers, particularly that Klingon, K'raq. I bet he secretly misses me...mehehehe.
*The King goes back to nibbling the Turkish Delight at the Garden Party*
*while the Garden Party is in mid flow, the King feels his Teaphone vibrating on his wrist, so he checks his emails* ( A Teaphone )
*The King reads the message and gasps, quickly forwarding to message to everyone elses Teaphone*
Message:
Dear meddling King Trebort,
I, along with Shell, Minioneer, and Enemia, have become trapped in a space between dimensions, known as "Purgatory". I believe this is due to the fact that I had to delay my purchase of something called "Star Trek Online".
I am certain that without my ingenious plans and absolutely handsome figure (Though it seems that Mr. Sparkles will fill that role for now), you all feel inadequate and alone. Fear not, for we (By "we", I mean Minioneer) have been working day and night on a way to acquire STO (once our budget allows it, having suffered from the purchase of mass effect 2), and thus a way to return to teacupland. With any luck, your dimension will soon have the privilege of once again being in my awe-inspiring presence, and once more being subject to my wonderfully devious plans! From the data i've managed to gather, Akset has gone into hiding, no doubt biding her time, and Mocha appears to have been busily reconstructing Coffee land. With them preoccupied, the only real threat you seem to have faced recently is some sort of Hypno-Tribble! No doubt you all miss having me as "Teacup-Enemy #1".
Sincerely, The Antagonist
Ps: be sure to pass this message on to the other meddling Teacuppers, particularly that Klingon, K'raq. I bet he secretly misses me...mehehehe.
*The King goes back to nibbling the Turkish Delight at the Garden Party*
Oh, [bleep]. Better speed up the refit, *orders more robots to work* and it looks like I better give Locutus his gift sooner than planned. I will be back shortly. *teleports to lOcutus's location*
*teleports back in* And I object that the hypnotribble is evil. Sure, it may cause hi-jinks and shenanigans, but it's not evil. *teleports back to Locutus's location*
Oh, [bleep]. Better speed up the refit, *orders more robots to work* and it looks like I better give Locutus his gift sooner than planned. I will be back shortly. *teleports to lOcutus's location*
*teleports back in* And I object that the hypnotribble is evil. Sure, it may cause hi-jinks and shenanigans, but it's not evil. *teleports back to Locutus's location*
*stares on with mild suprise as the guy pops in and out*
WAIT A MINUTE!! OH MY GOD THIS MUST BE OUR LAST SEASON!!!! All the main characters always come back for the last season!! Damn I didn't think we were going to end this soon Well, I better ask the producers for my raise now
*while the Garden Party is in mid flow, the King feels his Teaphone vibrating on his wrist, so he checks his emails* ( A Teaphone )
*The King reads the message and gasps, quickly forwarding to message to everyone elses Teaphone*
Message:
Dear meddling King Trebort,
I, along with Shell, Minioneer, and Enemia, have become trapped in a space between dimensions, known as "Purgatory". I believe this is due to the fact that I had to delay my purchase of something called "Star Trek Online".
I am certain that without my ingenious plans and absolutely handsome figure (Though it seems that Mr. Sparkles will fill that role for now), you all feel inadequate and alone. Fear not, for we (By "we", I mean Minioneer) have been working day and night on a way to acquire STO (once our budget allows it, having suffered from the purchase of mass effect 2), and thus a way to return to teacupland. With any luck, your dimension will soon have the privilege of once again being in my awe-inspiring presence, and once more being subject to my wonderfully devious plans! From the data i've managed to gather, Akset has gone into hiding, no doubt biding her time, and Mocha appears to have been busily reconstructing Coffee land. With them preoccupied, the only real threat you seem to have faced recently is some sort of Hypno-Tribble! No doubt you all miss having me as "Teacup-Enemy #1".
Sincerely, The Antagonist
Ps: be sure to pass this message on to the other meddling Teacuppers, particularly that Klingon, K'raq. I bet he secretly misses me...mehehehe.
*The King goes back to nibbling the Turkish Delight at the Garden Party*
K'raq: Bah, miss him. The only sad part is that he isn't dead.
*K'raq finally decides to walk around and eat some food*
*mumbling*
K'raq: Miss him, Bah!
WAIT A MINUTE!! OH MY GOD THIS MUST BE OUR LAST SEASON!!!! All the main characters always come back for the last season!! Damn I didn't think we were going to end this soon Well, I better ask the producers for my raise now
:eek::eek::eek:
I certainly hope this isn't our last season, we haven't even gotten to celebrate our first anniversary yet!!!
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I think even in Teacup Land we have heard of the Universe of Texas
I have not had that before, but I do enjoy iced tea from time to time.
*realizes he has not washed his teacup since joining the order, and so heads to the kitchen to rinse it out*
All right, talk to you later then. I'll get started on the refit of the teaship, then. *Hits a button on a keychain and Mizar's phone reappears in his hand*
*The King is busy munching on snacks and sipping champagne*
*Krent goes to the party with his now sparkling clean cup ((Read: fresh Windows 7 install))*
*He is just settling down in a plush chair when a familiar commotion is heard, a few people near the entrance gasp or mumble and begin to part way as a trumpet sounds and a red carpet rolls forth from the darkened doorway. A smartly dressed man of peculiar stature struts in, greeting many a nobleman who address him and responding appropriately to each damsel's curtsy. All seem to appreciate his presence and do not mind his awkward build, although his hair looks fantastic today (including his foot hair)*
Krent: "Mr. Sparkles! I haven't seen you in a while, how have you been?
Sparkles: "I could sense the cleanliness of your cup, I am Mr. Sparkles after all. Also I, Horatio Sparkles, could not dare miss the king's fabulous Garden Party. Speaking of whom, I should go pay my respects."
*Mr. sparkles goes over to speak with King Trebort*
Sparkles: "Good evening my liege. *he says with a bow* I trust you have been faring well during my absence."
"Hey, a party, I should take a change to meet some of the people there. Just need to get the robot workers their instructions."
Replace the drive with an infinite improbability drive.
Add additional fustion reactors
Upgrade computer systems
Upgrade console to holographic consoles (with cup holders)
Upgrade sensors to better detect individuals and locations across dimensions.
Install holodecks.
Install interdimensional cartography room to display 3D interdimenational (and normal space) maps.
Re-enforce superstructure and add armor to hull
Upgrade shields.
Upgrade weapons
Install tea room in the forward section of the ship
"That should take care of it for now." "By your command", intones the robot foreman.
"Hmm, I should probably get cleaned up before I head over to the party." *teleports back to his house*
Mr Sparkles! You have been gone for ages! Help yourself to more champagne and sandwiches....
Mr. Sparkles is back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I still think he's a vampire.......
I thought he was a vampire too?
*Mr. Sparkles glances over at Teska with a roguish grin and gives her a wink*
"Hope I;m not too late to the party."
There was an Order of the Beermug back before the "Great Archive", we had a big fight with them.
Nice suit. You must try the h'orderves, they're delicious.
Rebuiding Teacup land? This must be why I am bringing six trays of sticky buns and two triple decker full sheet cakes to the kitchen. So be sure to share and enjoy.
*wanders in front of Teska, taking the full blast of Mr Sparkles charm, he swoons and lands in Teska's arms* :eek:
I think they were destroyed and forgotten in the barren archives of doom.
Who is this wonderful person? Give them a knighthood or something!
*The King reads the message and gasps, quickly forwarding to message to everyone elses Teaphone*
Message:
Dear meddling King Trebort,
I, along with Shell, Minioneer, and Enemia, have become trapped in a space between dimensions, known as "Purgatory". I believe this is due to the fact that I had to delay my purchase of something called "Star Trek Online".
I am certain that without my ingenious plans and absolutely handsome figure (Though it seems that Mr. Sparkles will fill that role for now), you all feel inadequate and alone. Fear not, for we (By "we", I mean Minioneer) have been working day and night on a way to acquire STO (once our budget allows it, having suffered from the purchase of mass effect 2), and thus a way to return to teacupland. With any luck, your dimension will soon have the privilege of once again being in my awe-inspiring presence, and once more being subject to my wonderfully devious plans! From the data i've managed to gather, Akset has gone into hiding, no doubt biding her time, and Mocha appears to have been busily reconstructing Coffee land. With them preoccupied, the only real threat you seem to have faced recently is some sort of Hypno-Tribble! No doubt you all miss having me as "Teacup-Enemy #1".
Sincerely, The Antagonist
Ps: be sure to pass this message on to the other meddling Teacuppers, particularly that Klingon, K'raq. I bet he secretly misses me...mehehehe.
*The King goes back to nibbling the Turkish Delight at the Garden Party*
Oh, [bleep]. Better speed up the refit, *orders more robots to work* and it looks like I better give Locutus his gift sooner than planned. I will be back shortly. *teleports to lOcutus's location*
*teleports back in* And I object that the hypnotribble is evil. Sure, it may cause hi-jinks and shenanigans, but it's not evil. *teleports back to Locutus's location*
*stares on with mild suprise as the guy pops in and out*
*Hoody salutes*
HAHA, i have missed you! I can't wait to obliterate your forces again
Doth mah eaws heah da soumd of da Anpabomift? *it's hard to talk with my mouth full of cakes*
(Does my ears hear the sound of the Antagonist?)
WAIT A MINUTE!! OH MY GOD THIS MUST BE OUR LAST SEASON!!!! All the main characters always come back for the last season!! Damn I didn't think we were going to end this soon
K'raq: Bah, miss him. The only sad part is that he isn't dead.
*K'raq finally decides to walk around and eat some food*
*mumbling*
K'raq: Miss him, Bah!
Where have you two been?!
The Royal Poets have returned! :eek:
who won the fight?
K'raq: Bah, We won. Thats why we are still here and going strong and they're not.
*Continues looking around the table for some form of meat*
:eek::eek::eek:
I certainly hope this isn't our last season, we haven't even gotten to celebrate our first anniversary yet!!!
*joins the tea party in the garden*