Not protect Teacup land your lordship!!! I will fight with my last dieing breath your lordship, no one shall harm our pleasent teacup lands!! And I would be honoured to guard the Holy Teacup, and guard it well I shall! *Stands proud*
Who be that knocking at our gate...COFFEE, *takes out teapistol* HOW DARE YOU INSULT US WiTH COFFEE....ohh ohhh its him.... poor scientist, when I served Queen Cheesecake we had several encounters with him, though I understand why his forests were well trapped. Its an honour to meet you fine sir. Im Locutus, teaborg of teacup land and I guard the Holy Teacup, but if you dare test me and try to touch it Ill have YOUR HEAD!!!
Ah yes, I remember you, Locutus. You kept falling into the hole traps that were just covered with leaves. Also, I wouldn't dream of touching the teacup *starts to magnetically levitate a teacup*
Ah yes, I remember you, Locutus. You kept falling into the hole traps that were just covered with leaves. Also, I wouldn't dream of touching the teacup *starts to magnetically levitate the teacup*
Shhttt, not so loud...those were just old times...and I umm ment to fall into those hole traps :cool:
*activates a device in the room that fills the room with electric charges flowing in the opposite direction disabling the magnetic field which was making the teacup levitate*
*glares at Mizarone*....dont test me, its my job to see this cup not get damaged, if it does Its my head....
I believe there is still some borg stew in the kitchen..unless its been given to the masses.
*activates a device in the room that fills the room with electric charges flowing in the opposite direction disabling the magnetic field which was making the teacup levitate*
*glares at Mizarone*....dont test me, its my job to see this cup not get damaged, if it does Its my head....
Wow, touchy, and that wasn't even the real teacup.
Hmm this is a weird dimension. Maybe we should just pack bags and do another jump, it would probably be easier. It seems you two have a strained history, but we will all be working under one roof here. We are newcomers to your world, so we don't know all the specifics but we can teach you all you need to know about our once great Kingdom inexchange for the valuble knowledge you can give us about this dimension
Hmm this is a weird dimension. Maybe we should just pack bags and do another jump, it would probably be easier. It seems you two have a strained history, but we will all be working under one roof here. We are newcomers to your world, so we don't know all the specifics but we can teach you all you need to know about our once great Kingdom inexchange for the valuble knowledge you can give us about this dimension
I wouldn't say strained, a friendly rivalry would be more fitting. If you feel you must jump to another dimension, come by my place and I will show you a map of the dimensions I have managed to plot.
I wouldn't say strained, a friendly rivalry would be more fitting. If you feel you must jump to another dimension, come by my place and I will show you a map of the dimensions I have managed to plot.
You have mastered inter-dimensional travel? It took teacup scientists 500 years in a time dilation box to figure that out (hmm I think I just made a Dragon Ball Z reference I'm not sure) and we wouldn't have survived without the technology in the end. We were hoping to take out the tea ship soon to go and hunt down the evil Arch-lord Stormshade (and his new minion Phloxe). We definetely need you on our side, I am willing to make you a Baron (with the King's approval) if you come and work for us. It comes with a relatively fertile peace of land that looks "kind-of-alright"
You have mastered inter-dimensional travel? It took teacup scientists 500 years in a time dilation box to figure that out (hmm I think I just made a Dragon Ball Z reference I'm not sure) and we wouldn't have survived without the technology in the end. We were hoping to take out the tea ship soon to go and hunt down the evil Arch-lord Stormshade (and his new minion Phloxe). We definetely need you on our side, I am willing to make you a Baron (with the King's approval) if you come and work for us. It comes with a relatively fertile peace of land that looks "kind-of-alright"
I wouldn't say I mastered inter-dimensional travel. I still get lost from time to time if I leave my phone at home. *pulls out a device that looks suspiciously like a iPhone* As for this Stormshade fellow, if you have something of his that contains his quantum signature, we might be able to track him on my map. Besides, randomly searching through dimensions isn't exactly good for the multiverse.
*Hoody tries to interpret this strange language but this devise was the most advanced piece of technology he had every seen. It rivalled even the tea ship itself. He needed to claim it in the name of the king. He needed an advanced and very cunning plan in order to gain the iphun. Something so cunning that.... I GOT IT!*
*Hoody tries to interpret this strange language but this devise was the most advanced piece of technology he had every seen. It rivalled even the tea ship itself. He needed to claim it in the name of the king. He needed an advanced and very cunning plan in order to gain the iphun. Something so cunning that.... I GOT IT!*
"Hey can I hold that iphun for a minute?"
Yeah, sure. *locks his phone* Just don't press the red button, OK?
*Hoody grabbed the phun and activated a wide beam transporter on him and the teaentist (like a teacup and a scientist, get it? *hoody presents a large picture with a circle in the middle* You know, for kids)*
"Well you can reverse-engineer this technology for use in the tea ship as your first act then to show your loyalty to the king. Get to work, he doesn't like to be kept waiting"
*Hoody grabbed the phun and activated a wide beam transporter on him and the teaentist (like a teacup and a scientist, get it? *hoody presents a large picture with a circle in the middle* You know, for kids)*
"Well you can reverse-engineer this technology for use in the tea ship as your first act then to show your loyalty to the king. Get to work, he doesn't like to be kept waiting"
"I don't think that phone will be of much use while its locked. Oh, and don't press the red button!" yells Mizar as Hoody dematerializes.
"I don't think that phone will be of much use while its locked. Oh, and don't press the red button!" yells Mizar as Hoody dematerializes.
*Hoody wonders why he is apparently de-materialising. Obviously this person doesn't know the meaning of "God-modding" as Hoody has no recollection of pressing any red button whatsoever*
"As far as I can see the interface is just locked. All I need to do is hack this incredibly complicated locking mechanism"
*Hoody pressed the black button on top so the screen materialised and then enterred the process. He placed his finger on the lower left part of the screen. Then after much determination he slid it over to the right side of the screen and the hacking was complete*
"Phew that was hard, no wonder this technology is so advanced"
*Hoody wonders why he is apparently de-materialising. Obviously this person doesn't know the meaning of "God-modding" as Hoody has no recollection of pressing any red button whatsoever*
"As far as I can see the interface is just locked. All I need to do is hack this incredibly complicated locking mechanism"
*Hoody pressed the black button on top so the screen materialised and then enterred the process. He placed his finger on the lower left part of the screen. Then after much determination he slid it over to the right side of the screen and the hacking was complete*
"Phew that was hard, no wonder this technology is so advanced"
"I'm not going to get my phone back am I?", Mizar groused, "If he wanted a copy he could have just asked. Oh well, at least the interdimensional program is password protected."
"I'm not going to get my phone back am I?", Mizar groused, "If he wanted a copy he could have just asked. Oh well, at least the interdimensional program is password protected."
"Well that depends. If you can reverse engineer it to our technological purposes (for the sole purpose so we can plug it into our sockets, I HATE USB CHARGERS WHAT IS THE POINT WHY WOULD I WANT TO ONLY CHARGE THROUGH USB WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE BLOODY PLUG!!!!!!!!) without obliterating it then you can keep it"
"Well that depends. If you can reverse engineer it to our technological purposes (for the sole purpose so we can plug it into our sockets, I HATE USB CHARGERS WHAT IS THE POINT WHY WOULD I WANT TO ONLY CHARGE THROUGH USB WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE BLOODY PLUG!!!!!!!!) without obliterating it then you can keep it"
You have the plug upside down.
Besides that phone is only for personal use, mostly as a signal to have the interdimensional teleporter bring me home. You are going to need something a little more robust for your ship. And from the looks of it, that ship will need a keel-up refit so that your teaship is able to hold the extra gear needed. If you give me my phone back, i will get started on that.
Besides that phone is only for personal use, mostly as a signal to have the interdimensional teleporter bring me home. You are going to need something a little more robust for your ship. And from the looks of it, that ship will need a keel-up refit so that your teaship is able to hold the extra gear needed. If you give me my phone back, i will get started on that.
You are scaring me? We crossed multiple dimensions and broke the laws of physics more times than Prince Bogglesworth has left a brown present in the king's crown but this advanced piece of technology known as an iphun is just a beacon?
You are scaring me? We crossed multiple dimensions and broke the laws of physics more times than Prince Bogglesworth has left a brown present in the king's crown but this advanced piece of technology known as an iphun is just a beacon?
Basically, yes. The phone itself doesn't have enough power or physical space to house the actual transporter. I enter the coordinates of where I want to go and the teleporter takes care of the rest. It also plays games.
Something like that. By the way, has anyone seen my hypnotribble? I could have sworn I had it in my pack.
*Krent walks into the room all zombie-like holding a small furry thing*
Master......Tribble.....
*hands the hypnotribble to Mizarone and begins to snap out of his trance*
Well hello there. Nice to have a new face around. I am the Sheriff of Teacup Land I keep the peace as best I can with my Deputy Mr. Sparkles. So what's the plan? Refit the Teaship and continue our interdimensional adventures?
*Krent walks into the room all zombie-like holding a small furry thing*
Master......Tribble.....
*hands the hypnotribble to Mizarone and begins to snap out of his trance*
Well hello there. Nice to have a new face around. I am the Sheriff of Teacup Land I keep the peace as best I can with my Deputy Mr. Sparkles. So what's the plan? Refit the Teaship and continue our interdimensional adventures?
Ah, thanks for finding it. Hope it didn't make you do things...
As for the refit, that's the plan. With the new equipment you will be able to locate people in other dimensions without having to randomly search through the multiverse. I will get right on it as soon as Sir Hoody gives my phone back.
Meanwhile, while still playing Hide and Seek with the Royal TeaGuards, the King is hiding in the dungeons where he noticed to his horror, a hole in the wall where the Teaborgs cell should be, and a trail of crumbs leading to the Royal Airship Landing Platform.
Good Lord! He must have snook aboard while we were playing Hide and Seek, either that or he's eaten the airship and gone in to hiding.
*runs upstairs to the Royal Phonebox and calls the Royal Airship, reverse charge....*
*Ring Ring*
*Leaves a message*
I think the Teaborg snook aboard the Royal Airship, or he ate you. Please call me back! Lots of love... the King. Toodles.
((Don't know if this is Open RP or not. If its not, feel free to tell me to shove off.))
*Knocks on the door and leaves a nice gift basket containing various gourmet coffees, danishes and doughnuts, and a nice set of coffee mugs.*
*The King wanders past Krent, the HypnoTribble and the new guy from down the road, he is wearing a bright pink dressing gown with purple slippers and a top hat, mysteriously. Prince Bogglesworth, also wearing slippers is following him* I'm going to relax in the jakkutsi? jacoozee? Jakuza?... you know? The water bubble thing...
Hello you there, with the tribble... Welcome to Castle Teacap!
*The King wanders past Krent, the HypnoTribble and the new guy from down the road, he is wearing a bright pink dressing gown with purple slippers and a top hat, mysteriously. Prince Bogglesworth, also wearing slippers is following him* I'm going to relax in the jakkutsi? jacoozee? Jakuza?... you know? The water bubble thing...
Hello you there, with the tribble... Welcome to Castle Teacap!
A Yakuza? I wouldn't describe them very bubbly. Last one I met tried to cut off my fingers.
That's a sharp outfit if I do say so myself, I think Mr. Sparkles has one like it.
*The King wanders past Krent, the HypnoTribble and the new guy from down the road, he is wearing a bright pink dressing gown with purple slippers and a top hat, mysteriously. Prince Bogglesworth, also wearing slippers is following him* I'm going to relax in the jakkutsi? jacoozee? Jakuza?... you know? The water bubble thing...
Hello you there, with the tribble... Welcome to Castle Teacap!
Thank you, your majesty. I believe the word you are look for is Jacuzzi. I usually just call it a hot tub.
((out of character: Just so you know, we aren't on Earth, we are in another dimension lol))
I apologize if I didn't mention it before. Texas is a land that I visited during one of my interdimensional adventures. The people there really know how to make a sweetened iced tea.
((I'll try to refrain from using real world areas. Sometimes they just slip in.))
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Ah yes, I remember you, Locutus. You kept falling into the hole traps that were just covered with leaves. Also, I wouldn't dream of touching the teacup *starts to magnetically levitate a teacup*
Shhttt, not so loud...those were just old times...and I umm ment to fall into those hole traps :cool:
*activates a device in the room that fills the room with electric charges flowing in the opposite direction disabling the magnetic field which was making the teacup levitate*
*glares at Mizarone*....dont test me, its my job to see this cup not get damaged, if it does Its my head....
I believe there is still some borg stew in the kitchen..unless its been given to the masses.
OK, I won't mention it if you won't
Wow, touchy, and that wasn't even the real teacup.
Oohhh, stew.
I wouldn't say strained, a friendly rivalry would be more fitting. If you feel you must jump to another dimension, come by my place and I will show you a map of the dimensions I have managed to plot.
You have mastered inter-dimensional travel? It took teacup scientists 500 years in a time dilation box to figure that out (hmm I think I just made a Dragon Ball Z reference I'm not sure) and we wouldn't have survived without the technology in the end. We were hoping to take out the tea ship soon to go and hunt down the evil Arch-lord Stormshade (and his new minion Phloxe). We definetely need you on our side, I am willing to make you a Baron (with the King's approval) if you come and work for us. It comes with a relatively fertile peace of land that looks "kind-of-alright"
I wouldn't say I mastered inter-dimensional travel. I still get lost from time to time if I leave my phone at home. *pulls out a device that looks suspiciously like a iPhone* As for this Stormshade fellow, if you have something of his that contains his quantum signature, we might be able to track him on my map. Besides, randomly searching through dimensions isn't exactly good for the multiverse.
*Hoody tries to interpret this strange language but this devise was the most advanced piece of technology he had every seen. It rivalled even the tea ship itself. He needed to claim it in the name of the king. He needed an advanced and very cunning plan in order to gain the iphun. Something so cunning that.... I GOT IT!*
"Hey can I hold that iphun for a minute?"
Yeah, sure. *locks his phone* Just don't press the red button, OK?
*Hoody grabbed the phun and activated a wide beam transporter on him and the teaentist (like a teacup and a scientist, get it? *hoody presents a large picture with a circle in the middle* You know, for kids)*
"Well you can reverse-engineer this technology for use in the tea ship as your first act then to show your loyalty to the king. Get to work, he doesn't like to be kept waiting"
"I don't think that phone will be of much use while its locked. Oh, and don't press the red button!" yells Mizar as Hoody dematerializes.
*Hoody wonders why he is apparently de-materialising. Obviously this person doesn't know the meaning of "God-modding" as Hoody has no recollection of pressing any red button whatsoever*
"As far as I can see the interface is just locked. All I need to do is hack this incredibly complicated locking mechanism"
*Hoody pressed the black button on top so the screen materialised and then enterred the process. He placed his finger on the lower left part of the screen. Then after much determination he slid it over to the right side of the screen and the hacking was complete*
"Phew that was hard, no wonder this technology is so advanced"
"I'm not going to get my phone back am I?", Mizar groused, "If he wanted a copy he could have just asked. Oh well, at least the interdimensional program is password protected."
"Well that depends. If you can reverse engineer it to our technological purposes (for the sole purpose so we can plug it into our sockets, I HATE USB CHARGERS WHAT IS THE POINT WHY WOULD I WANT TO ONLY CHARGE THROUGH USB WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE BLOODY PLUG!!!!!!!!) without obliterating it then you can keep it"
You have the plug upside down.
Besides that phone is only for personal use, mostly as a signal to have the interdimensional teleporter bring me home. You are going to need something a little more robust for your ship. And from the looks of it, that ship will need a keel-up refit so that your teaship is able to hold the extra gear needed. If you give me my phone back, i will get started on that.
You are scaring me? We crossed multiple dimensions and broke the laws of physics more times than Prince Bogglesworth has left a brown present in the king's crown but this advanced piece of technology known as an iphun is just a beacon?
Basically, yes. The phone itself doesn't have enough power or physical space to house the actual transporter. I enter the coordinates of where I want to go and the teleporter takes care of the rest. It also plays games.
*Krent walks into the room all zombie-like holding a small furry thing*
Master......Tribble.....
*hands the hypnotribble to Mizarone and begins to snap out of his trance*
Well hello there. Nice to have a new face around. I am the Sheriff of Teacup Land I keep the peace as best I can with my Deputy Mr. Sparkles. So what's the plan? Refit the Teaship and continue our interdimensional adventures?
Ah, thanks for finding it. Hope it didn't make you do things...
As for the refit, that's the plan. With the new equipment you will be able to locate people in other dimensions without having to randomly search through the multiverse. I will get right on it as soon as Sir Hoody gives my phone back.
Well, it's all a bit hazy, but I vaguely remember doing the macram
I'm out....YOU CAN KEEP YOUR DAMN CUP!
Respectfully,
-Vox
Awww, Why?
*notices Sig*
Cancled you Sub as well? Looks like someone is having a bad day.
*The King wanders past Krent, the HypnoTribble and the new guy from down the road, he is wearing a bright pink dressing gown with purple slippers and a top hat, mysteriously. Prince Bogglesworth, also wearing slippers is following him* I'm going to relax in the jakkutsi? jacoozee? Jakuza?... you know? The water bubble thing...
Hello you there, with the tribble... Welcome to Castle Teacap!
A Yakuza? I wouldn't describe them very bubbly. Last one I met tried to cut off my fingers.
That's a sharp outfit if I do say so myself, I think Mr. Sparkles has one like it.
Thank you, your majesty. I believe the word you are look for is Jacuzzi. I usually just call it a hot tub.
These are my new Royal Slippers!
Excellent.
I'll be in the Royal Hot Tub with Bogglesworth if anyone needs me.
Somebody check on the progress of the Ruby Island recolonisation and the setting up of the TeaTurtle sanctuary there.
*Waddles off to the hot tub*
Ok, we will let people know if they ask. *turns back to Krent* Tell me; have you had Texas sweet tea, before?
Hoody just happened to be in the room
"What the hell is Texas?"
((out of character: Just so you know, we aren't on Earth, we are in another dimension lol))
I apologize if I didn't mention it before. Texas is a land that I visited during one of my interdimensional adventures. The people there really know how to make a sweetened iced tea.
((I'll try to refrain from using real world areas. Sometimes they just slip in.))