*Hoody sets a course to Dimension number 1 (1 out of 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 incidently) to begin their hunt for old fellows like The Antagonist, that bloke from the Kitchens and the Jem'Hedar on the moon*
*Hoody sets a course to Dimension number 1 (1 out of 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 incidently) to begin their hunt for old fellows like The Antagonist, that bloke from the Kitchens and the Jem'Hedar on the moon*
This interdimensional air-ship should have transporters right? Hmmm, *looks around* Ah! here we go.
*Flips a switch, turns a TRIBBLE, licks his lips and presto! Locutus materializes on the deck*
Oops, forgot your bags. *repeats the process, but the bags appear above his head*
*donk!* OW! What did you pack in there anyway?
*smiles*
Ohh Krent are you ok! *rushes over to grab the bags off him* I I just packed a few little things....I forget my borg physiology manages me to carry things that are abit heavier for normal people. Well i brought a few cases of the finest liquor in all of Tea Cup land...but dont tell our lordship! He may relise where I got them. I packed a portable Alcove..because the journey may be sometime. And also a few games for us to enjoy.
Ohh Krent are you ok! *rushes over to grab the bags off him* I I just packed a few little things....I forget my borg physiology manages me to carry things that are abit heavier for normal people. Well i brought a few cases of the finest liquor in all of Tea Cup land...but dont tell our lordship! He may relise where I got them. I packed a portable Alcove..because the journey may be sometime. And also a few games for us to enjoy.
Meanwhile, the King is looking for his missing Monopoly Board and his missing bottles of liqour.
*Hoody went into the recreational room to wait out the trip. Technically this trip was displaced from time so the inter-dimensional trip could take anywhere from a tiniest possible fraction of a second to the rest of eternity but he wouldn't tell the rest of the crew that. Keep their hopes up ehh. He was incredibly lucky that.........*
"CAPTAIN HOODY, WE HAVE MADE IT TO DIMENSION 1 I CAN SEE THE OLD TEACUP LAND LOOMING UP AHEAD!!"
*Hmm that was strangely fast. Impossibly fast. Something is happening here*
*Sits at console on the bridge scanning intently for Teacup Signatures. Touches his Uhura Earpiece suddenly as he make signal contact*
Sir Hoody! I have made contact with ngille, he says he will meet us soon. That is all the message says.
*goes back to scanning, absent mindedly making computer noises*
*pretending that he knows who that is, Hoody orders a new course to be set. It was strange as they found someone in the 1st dimension they tried AND got here too quickly. Something was wrong*
Krent's log: Day 2 of our journey. While initial attempts seemed promising we have not yet found any of our missing comrades, only Sarreous has made it back to the kingdom. While I did make signal contact with an old member, ngille, he has yet to be seen. Captain Hoody seems to think our beginning suspicious and I think he suspects foul play. He may be getting paranoid, but he may be right. Locutus stayed in his alcove all day today too, must be tired from the interdimensional travel. I must say I feel a bit drowsy myself.
I can only detect a few intermittent teacup signatures from here, but no confirmations. The only other communication I am receiving is for something called "STO Gold", a strange phenomena in this dimension I guess. Perhaps we will have more luck in the next 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999998 dimensions. End log....."
Woa, how long have I been stuck in my alcove...I think I kinda daised off there for abit. *looks around* hello...
*looks around the cafateria, nothing, looks in the crew quarters, nothing, heads up to operations*
*notices it very dark and Krent infront of the controls looking at the teacupadar with a huge pair of microphones. The green glow of the teacupadar covering his face as hes looking into it looking for signals*
*approaches very quietly with a rolled up newspaper*.............
*hoody is asleep.
When he got bored with that he decided to catch something to eat just when the ship arrived at Dimension 32 and threw him towards the hull. He heard the sound "RED ALERT! ALL HANDS BRACE FOR IMPACT" over the intercomm as the ship was being bombarded by an evil attack ship shaped like a rubber duck that was firing explosive marshmallows. Hoody decided to go back to bed*
Woa, how long have I been stuck in my alcove...I think I kinda daised off there for abit. *looks around* hello...
*looks around the cafateria, nothing, looks in the crew quarters, nothing, heads up to operations*
*notices it very dark and Krent infront of the controls looking at the teacupadar with a huge pair of microphones. The green glow of the teacupadar covering his face as hes looking into it looking for signals*
*approaches very quietly with a rolled up newspaper*.............
*slams the newspaper onto the desk next to Krent*
*Krent had actually fallen asleep with his face in the scanner display, as Locutus sneaks up behind him...*
BWAP!
GAAAAHHH!!! *Jumps strait up in the air flailing his arms wildly, then tore across the bridge to the comm station still half asleep knocking over the table where he left his rubber duck and bag of marshmallows sending them flying out the window which was open for some reason*
*hoody is asleep.
When he got bored with that he decided to catch something to eat just when the ship arrived at Dimension 32 and threw him towards the hull. He heard the sound "RED ALERT! ALL HANDS BRACE FOR IMPACT" over the intercomm as the ship was being bombarded by an evil attack ship shaped like a rubber duck that was firing explosive marshmallows. Hoody decided to go back to bed*
*Grabbing the intercomm mic Krent screams into it in a panicked frenzy*
"RED ALERT! ALL HANDS BRACE FOR IMPACT"
*By now the ducky and marshmallows were floating by the captain's quarters, but the vacuum they were flying through had its affect on the fluffy-puffed air filled things and they began to explode one by one*
*Krent begins to come to his senses and notices nothing is actually happening, but sees Locutus staring at him incredulously. He sheepishly calls back into the mic*
*Krent had actually fallen asleep with his face in the scanner display, as Locutus sneaks up behind him...*
BWAP!
GAAAAHHH!!! *Jumps strait up in the air flailing his arms wildly, then tore across the bridge to the comm station still half asleep knocking over the table where he left his rubber duck and bag of marshmallows sending them flying out the window which was open for some reason*
*Grabbing the intercomm mic Krent screams into it in a panicked frenzy*
"RED ALERT! ALL HANDS BRACE FOR IMPACT"
*By now the ducky and marshmallows were floating by the captain's quarters, but the vacuum they were flying through had its affect on the fluffy-puffed air filled things and they began to explode one by one*
*Krent begins to come to his senses and notices nothing is actually happening, but sees Locutus staring at him incredulously. He sheepishly calls back into the mic*
"Never mind, false alarm."
Meanwhile, the King is playing hide and seek with his TeaGuard Bodyguards and K'raq and has been hiding behind his throne for the better part of a day. :rolleyes:
*Krent had actually fallen asleep with his face in the scanner display, as Locutus sneaks up behind him...*
BWAP!
GAAAAHHH!!! *Jumps strait up in the air flailing his arms wildly, then tore across the bridge to the comm station still half asleep knocking over the table where he left his rubber duck and bag of marshmallows sending them flying out the window which was open for some reason*
*Grabbing the intercomm mic Krent screams into it in a panicked frenzy*
"RED ALERT! ALL HANDS BRACE FOR IMPACT"
*By now the ducky and marshmallows were floating by the captain's quarters, but the vacuum they were flying through had its affect on the fluffy-puffed air filled things and they began to explode one by one*
*Krent begins to come to his senses and notices nothing is actually happening, but sees Locutus staring at him incredulously. He sheepishly calls back into the mic*
"Never mind, false alarm."
*chuckles at Krent*
So I take it we had a interesting sleep at the teacupadar huh. *starts to pick up all the yummy marshmallows all over the ground" "not even caring that they were on the ground sneeks a few into this mouth"
So any contacts on the teacupadar Krent my good man? If you want I could take over so you can get some shut eye?
*passes the bag of marshmellows to Krent as he finishes picking up the last of them*
Oh by the way incase you do go to sleep, Ive been hearing some strange sounds comming from the cargo hold. I went and checked it out but for some unknown reason I woke up laying on the ground. I did a few scans but didnt pick anything up....I think we may have a stowaway on board. I have placed a few teaborg sensors in the area just in the off chance they pick something up. i suggest we arm ourselves in the event we have someone on board...for safety sake.
*hands Krent a teapistol mark 5* I set it on stun for now, but if you need to increase to boiling then just hit that switch *points to the indicated switch on the teapistol mark 5*
*Hoody walked into the cargo bay to see if we had any Coco Pops left and was astonished to see every single food supply in the cargo bay had been eaten. All 50 tons of it. Hoodys confusion only lessoned when he saw the collossal figure of Unknown_Gorn_Captain (AKA Teaborg, AKA Fat slob of a man, AKA supposed soup for the poor) and drew his phaser. As he lay in the strongest shot his pistol could handle it mearly bounced off him and almost caused decompression.*
" Hmm I'm going to need more firepower before he crawls over to Cargo Bay 2"
*Hoody walked into the cargo bay to see if we had any Coco Pops left and was astonished to see every single food supply in the cargo bay had been eaten. All 50 tons of it. Hoodys confusion only lessoned when he saw the collossal figure of Unknown_Gorn_Captain (AKA Teaborg, AKA Fat slob of a man, AKA supposed soup for the poor) and drew his phaser. As he lay in the strongest shot his pistol could handle it mearly bounced off him and almost caused decompression.*
" Hmm I'm going to need more firepower before he crawls over to Cargo Bay 2"
Meanwhile, while still playing Hide and Seek with the Royal TeaGuards, the King is hiding in the dungeons where he noticed to his horror, a hole in the wall where the Teaborgs cell should be, and a trail of crumbs leading to the Royal Airship Landing Platform.
Good Lord! He must have snook aboard while we were playing Hide and Seek, either that or he's eaten the airship and gone in to hiding.
*runs upstairs to the Royal Phonebox and calls the Royal Airship, reverse charge....*
*Ring Ring*
*Leaves a message*
I think the Teaborg snook aboard the Royal Airship, or he ate you. Please call me back! Lots of love... the King. Toodles.
So I take it we had a interesting sleep at the teacupadar huh. *starts to pick up all the yummy marshmallows all over the ground" "not even caring that they were on the ground sneeks a few into this mouth"
So any contacts on the teacupadar Krent my good man? If you want I could take over so you can get some shut eye?
*passes the bag of marshmellows to Krent as he finishes picking up the last of them*
Oh by the way incase you do go to sleep, Ive been hearing some strange sounds comming from the cargo hold. I went and checked it out but for some unknown reason I woke up laying on the ground. I did a few scans but didnt pick anything up....I think we may have a stowaway on board. I have placed a few teaborg sensors in the area just in the off chance they pick something up. i suggest we arm ourselves in the event we have someone on board...for safety sake.
*hands Krent a teapistol mark 5* I set it on stun for now, but if you need to increase to boiling then just hit that switch *points to the indicated switch on the teapistol mark 5*
No, nothing on the scanners still. I fear our comrades have finally succumbed to the Dark Void of the Archives. I didn't think the Antagonist could ever be defeated.
A teapistol? My trusty standard-issue-pillow has never let me down in a fight.
*Hoody walked into the cargo bay to see if we had any Coco Pops left and was astonished to see every single food supply in the cargo bay had been eaten. All 50 tons of it. Hoodys confusion only lessoned when he saw the collossal figure of Unknown_Gorn_Captain (AKA Teaborg, AKA Fat slob of a man, AKA supposed soup for the poor) and drew his phaser. As he lay in the strongest shot his pistol could handle it mearly bounced off him and almost caused decompression.*
" Hmm I'm going to need more firepower before he crawls over to Cargo Bay 2"
*hears a gunshot from the cargo bay*
On second thought, maybe I will take that teapistol.
Meanwhile, while still playing Hide and Seek with the Royal TeaGuards, the King is hiding in the dungeons where he noticed to his horror, a hole in the wall where the Teaborgs cell should be, and a trail of crumbs leading to the Royal Airship Landing Platform.
Good Lord! He must have snook aboard while we were playing Hide and Seek, either that or he's eaten the airship and gone in to hiding.
*runs upstairs to the Royal Phonebox and calls the Royal Airship, reverse charge....*
*Ring Ring*
*Leaves a message*
I think the Teaborg snook aboard the Royal Airship, or he ate you. Please call me back! Lots of love... the King. Toodles.
*hangs up*
*A red light starts to blink on the comm console*
It's a message from the King! The old Teaborg is back and onboard the ship?! He must be mad that we got a new Teaborg and now he's after you Locutus, either that or he's just hungry. Quick let's go help whoever's discharging firearms down there which is probably Hoody because I haven't seen anyone else on this ship so it's probably just the three of us and the fat gorn and this is one long run-on sentence.
No, nothing on the scanners still. I fear our comrades have finally succumbed to the Dark Void of the Archives. I didn't think the Antagonist could ever be defeated.
A teapistol? My trusty standard-issue-pillow has never let me down in a fight.
*hears a gunshot from the cargo bay*
On second thought, maybe I will take that teapistol.
*A red light starts to blink on the comm console*
It's a message from the King! The old Teaborg is back and onboard the ship?! He must be mad that we got a new Teaborg and now he's after you Locutus, either that or he's just hungry. Quick let's go help whoever's discharging firearms down there which is probably Hoody because I haven't seen anyone else on this ship so it's probably just the three of us and the fat gorn and this is one long run-on sentence.
*is having a panic attack in the Throne Room, back at Castle Teacup*
Oh noes! Their weapons will not penetrate the adaptive fatness of the Fat Gorn come Teaborg. We will have to set a trap, and by trevor, I have a good idea.
*orders the militray to start digging a giant hole and then fill it with chocolate bars*
We now have a cunning trap.
*runs back to the Royal Phonebox and puts his money in, calling Krent* Hello? Hello? Hellloooo? We have set a trap for the Teaborg near Castle Teacup. I'm thinking if you can bring the ship back and roll the Teaborg out of the cargo bay doors, he will land in the giant hole and live happily every after nomming the chocolate bars until he is to fat to squeeze out of the hole and will be wedged. :cool:
*is having a panic attack in the Throne Room, back at Castle Teacup*
Oh noes! Their weapons will not penetrate the adaptive fatness of the Fat Gorn come Teaborg. We will have to set a trap, and by trevor, I have a good idea.
*orders the militray to start digging a giant hole and then fill it with chocolate bars*
We now have a cunning trap.
*runs back to the Royal Phonebox and puts his money in, calling Krent* Hello? Hello? Hellloooo? We have set a trap for the Teaborg near Castle Teacup. I'm thinking if you can bring the ship back and roll the Teaborg out of the cargo bay doors, he will land in the giant hole and live happily every after nomming the chocolate bars until he is to fat to squeeze out of the hole and will be wedged. :cool:
*has just left the room as Trebort calls back, awkwardly turns around and heads back into the bridge*
I think only Hoody has the command codes to activate the Inter-dimensional Jump Drive, so we have to save him first.
*runs back down to the cargo bay, busts through the doors teapistols blazing*
YYYYYAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
*phsst phsst phsst* ('cause I assume that's what teapistols sound like)
Blast! his fatness is too thick for blasters. we'll have to use cables.
*grabs a spool of cable lying around and starts running around in circles making snowspeeder noises*
I can only get around one leg, assuming that is his leg, maybe we can try...........
NAAAWWWW *shoop!*
*Krent gets swallowed by the leviathan and muffled shouts can be heard from within. Luckily Krent is an experienced adventure gamer and can hold his breath for 10 thread posts. What will his colleagues do to save him? tune in next time.*
*has just left the room as Trebort calls back, awkwardly turns around and heads back into the bridge*
I think only Hoody has the command codes to activate the Inter-dimensional Jump Drive, so we have to save him first.
*runs back down to the cargo bay, busts through the doors teapistols blazing*
YYYYYAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
*phsst phsst phsst* ('cause I assume that's what teapistols sound like)
Blast! his fatness is too thick for blasters. we'll have to use cables.
*grabs a spool of cable lying around and starts running around in circles making snowspeeder noises*
I can only get around one leg, assuming that is his leg, maybe we can try...........
NAAAWWWW *shoop!*
*Krent gets swallowed by the leviathan and muffled shouts can be heard from within. Luckily Krent is an experienced adventure gamer and can hold his breath for 10 thread posts. What will his colleagues do to save him? tune in next time.*
*wonders what happened to his Royal Airship crew* :eek: I hope they are ok!
*Hoody woke up from his unconciousness that was created by accidently smelling the giant shockwave that emerged from the Teaborg's armpits. He gazed his first officer Krent being eaten by the Teaborg and decided enough was enough. In the coolest slow motion seen you have ever seen in your life (yes really) Hoody slid across the floor to the handily placed Interdimensional transporter and fired with it set to work on Gorn DNA. The target destination, the hole in Teacup land that he somehow knew about even though he shouldn't. The Gorn vanished into a puff of smoke and several tons of waste food material (and Krent) sloshed onto the floor and began to flood the ship*
*Hoody woke up from his unconciousness that was created by accidently smelling the giant shockwave that emerged from the Teaborg's armpits. He gazed his first officer Krent being eaten by the Teaborg and decided enough was enough. In the coolest slow motion seen you have ever seen in your life (yes really) Hoody slid across the floor to the handily placed Interdimensional transporter and fired with it set to work on Gorn DNA. The target destination, the hole in Teacup land that he somehow knew about even though he shouldn't. The Gorn vanished into a puff of smoke and several tons of waste food material (and Krent) sloshed onto the floor and began to flood the ship*
*with a Poofe sound effect, the Gorn appears above the hole and falls in, where he can live happily every after in the chocolate pit*
*Hoody woke up from his unconciousness that was created by accidently smelling the giant shockwave that emerged from the Teaborg's armpits. He gazed his first officer Krent being eaten by the Teaborg and decided enough was enough. In the coolest slow motion seen you have ever seen in your life (yes really) Hoody slid across the floor to the handily placed Interdimensional transporter and fired with it set to work on Gorn DNA. The target destination, the hole in Teacup land that he somehow knew about even though he shouldn't. The Gorn vanished into a puff of smoke and several tons of waste food material (and Krent) sloshed onto the floor and began to flood the ship*
*After riding a wave of Gorn bile through the corridors of the ship making one of the most exciting water slides ever seen, Krent heads to the shower for obvious reasons. Afterwards he heads back to the bridge, where he hopes it does not smell so bad.*
A gorn's intestinal tract is not a pretty thing. thanks for getting me out of there, or rather it out of me... err... whatever. Any way, I don't think anyone is coming. Should we head back to Teacup Land?
(Most of the accounts I checked have been pretty inactive)
*After riding a wave of Gorn bile through the corridors of the ship making one of the most exciting water slides ever seen, Krent heads to the shower for obvious reasons. Afterwards he heads back to the bridge, where he hopes it does not smell so bad.*
A gorn's intestinal tract is not a pretty thing. thanks for getting me out of there, or rather it out of me... err... whatever. Any way, I don't think anyone is coming. Should we head back to Teacup Land?
(Most of the accounts I checked have been pretty inactive)
"Hmm, we still have a near infinite amount of dimensions to check but oh well. I think I will actually miss the Antagonist even though I was the only person in Teacup land who couldn't be bothered to stop the war with him. I don't think I can rest until we get him back!. And what about Princess Teska? Or all those other guys who stuck in the background not really doing much?"
"Hmm, we still have a near infinite amount of dimensions to check but oh well. I think I will actually miss the Antagonist even though I was the only person in Teacup land who couldn't be bothered to stop the war with him. I don't think I can rest until we get him back!. And what about Princess Teska? Or all those other guys who stuck in the background not really doing much?"
"Hmm, we still have a near infinite amount of dimensions to check but oh well. I think I will actually miss the Antagonist even though I was the only person in Teacup land who couldn't be bothered to stop the war with him. I don't think I can rest until we get him back!. And what about Princess Teska? Or all those other guys who stuck in the background not really doing much?"
Well, I hate to give up on them, but Antagonist hasn't posted anywhere since the last archive. Teska and K'raq have been here, so they know where we are. We another way to contact the others, the "teascanner" isn't enough, Elta and Zletha twitter but I don't touch those social sites with a ten foot pole.
Here's the my full findings:
Trebort: Present
Hoody: Present
Krent: Dazed and confused
Antagonist: no avtivity since Feb 7th
Sarreous: Present
Teska: Present
K'raq: Present
Vox: Active, no response to hails
Dobby: Activity hidden, last post on Feb 3rd
Malvern: last active Feb 20th, no response from hail
Arsinoe: Semi-active, no response
ngille: Semi-active, response recieved but not shown up, will follow up
Cloaked_Warbird: last active Feb 14th, no response
Cypher_nemo: Active, no respose but had left on poor terms
Elta_and_Zletha: No response, may be using new seperate accounts for playing online
Cardassian_vole: Last active Feb 14th, no response, has another account but can't remember it
Captain_Butters: Active, no response
ZeframChochrane: Last active Feb 14th, no response
Telvar_Jadestar: No activity since Oct 2009, Teska may be able to get in touch with him, never got the royal map
There are some I probably missed and some others that only made a couple of posts that I didn't want to weed through, I think I sent out a few more to some of the more minor members but again no response. It's fun to see all those old names again though.
Locutus is the only new member since starting this new thread. Maybe we can invite some of the members from Beta Squad, I don't know if you want to mix the two.
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Send Arsinoe a greetings card from us.
Aww... *radios hoody* Take Locutus with you, he's not been to those dimentions!
Happy Hunting!
This interdimensional air-ship should have transporters right? Hmmm, *looks around* Ah! here we go.
*Flips a switch, turns a TRIBBLE, licks his lips and presto! Locutus materializes on the deck*
Oops, forgot your bags. *repeats the process, but the bags appear above his head*
*donk!* OW! What did you pack in there anyway?
Dimension jumping is tiring work!
*points* Him!
TeaGuards! get that man a pillow and a Royal Blanky. He is the Royal Explorer!
Welcome Back!, also get a pan for his drool, and some food incase he wakes up hungry!
*smiles*
Ohh Krent are you ok! *rushes over to grab the bags off him* I I just packed a few little things....I forget my borg physiology manages me to carry things that are abit heavier for normal people. Well i brought a few cases of the finest liquor in all of Tea Cup land...but dont tell our lordship! He may relise where I got them. I packed a portable Alcove..because the journey may be sometime. And also a few games for us to enjoy.
Meanwhile, the King is looking for his missing Monopoly Board and his missing bottles of liqour.
Guards! Where is my monopoly board?! :eek:
"CAPTAIN HOODY, WE HAVE MADE IT TO DIMENSION 1 I CAN SEE THE OLD TEACUP LAND LOOMING UP AHEAD!!"
*Hmm that was strangely fast. Impossibly fast. Something is happening here*
Sir Hoody! I have made contact with ngille, he says he will meet us soon. That is all the message says.
*goes back to scanning, absent mindedly making computer noises*
*pretending that he knows who that is, Hoody orders a new course to be set. It was strange as they found someone in the 1st dimension they tried AND got here too quickly. Something was wrong*
I see the new TeaTree farms are running perfectly and the new TeaTurtle preserve is coming along nicely. :rolleyes:
I can only detect a few intermittent teacup signatures from here, but no confirmations. The only other communication I am receiving is for something called "STO Gold", a strange phenomena in this dimension I guess. Perhaps we will have more luck in the next 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999998 dimensions. End log....."
Woa, how long have I been stuck in my alcove...I think I kinda daised off there for abit. *looks around* hello...
*looks around the cafateria, nothing, looks in the crew quarters, nothing, heads up to operations*
*notices it very dark and Krent infront of the controls looking at the teacupadar with a huge pair of microphones. The green glow of the teacupadar covering his face as hes looking into it looking for signals*
*approaches very quietly with a rolled up newspaper*.............
*slams the newspaper onto the desk next to Krent*
When he got bored with that he decided to catch something to eat just when the ship arrived at Dimension 32 and threw him towards the hull. He heard the sound "RED ALERT! ALL HANDS BRACE FOR IMPACT" over the intercomm as the ship was being bombarded by an evil attack ship shaped like a rubber duck that was firing explosive marshmallows. Hoody decided to go back to bed*
*Krent had actually fallen asleep with his face in the scanner display, as Locutus sneaks up behind him...*
BWAP!
GAAAAHHH!!! *Jumps strait up in the air flailing his arms wildly, then tore across the bridge to the comm station still half asleep knocking over the table where he left his rubber duck and bag of marshmallows sending them flying out the window which was open for some reason*
*Grabbing the intercomm mic Krent screams into it in a panicked frenzy*
"RED ALERT! ALL HANDS BRACE FOR IMPACT"
*By now the ducky and marshmallows were floating by the captain's quarters, but the vacuum they were flying through had its affect on the fluffy-puffed air filled things and they began to explode one by one*
*Krent begins to come to his senses and notices nothing is actually happening, but sees Locutus staring at him incredulously. He sheepishly calls back into the mic*
"Never mind, false alarm."
Meanwhile, the King is playing hide and seek with his TeaGuard Bodyguards and K'raq and has been hiding behind his throne for the better part of a day. :rolleyes:
*chuckles at Krent*
So I take it we had a interesting sleep at the teacupadar huh. *starts to pick up all the yummy marshmallows all over the ground" "not even caring that they were on the ground sneeks a few into this mouth"
So any contacts on the teacupadar Krent my good man? If you want I could take over so you can get some shut eye?
*passes the bag of marshmellows to Krent as he finishes picking up the last of them*
Oh by the way incase you do go to sleep, Ive been hearing some strange sounds comming from the cargo hold. I went and checked it out but for some unknown reason I woke up laying on the ground. I did a few scans but didnt pick anything up....I think we may have a stowaway on board. I have placed a few teaborg sensors in the area just in the off chance they pick something up. i suggest we arm ourselves in the event we have someone on board...for safety sake.
*hands Krent a teapistol mark 5* I set it on stun for now, but if you need to increase to boiling then just hit that switch *points to the indicated switch on the teapistol mark 5*
" Hmm I'm going to need more firepower before he crawls over to Cargo Bay 2"
Meanwhile, while still playing Hide and Seek with the Royal TeaGuards, the King is hiding in the dungeons where he noticed to his horror, a hole in the wall where the Teaborgs cell should be, and a trail of crumbs leading to the Royal Airship Landing Platform.
Good Lord! He must have snook aboard while we were playing Hide and Seek, either that or he's eaten the airship and gone in to hiding.
*runs upstairs to the Royal Phonebox and calls the Royal Airship, reverse charge....*
*Ring Ring*
*Leaves a message*
I think the Teaborg snook aboard the Royal Airship, or he ate you. Please call me back! Lots of love... the King. Toodles.
*hangs up*
No, nothing on the scanners still. I fear our comrades have finally succumbed to the Dark Void of the Archives. I didn't think the Antagonist could ever be defeated.
A teapistol? My trusty standard-issue-pillow has never let me down in a fight.
*hears a gunshot from the cargo bay*
On second thought, maybe I will take that teapistol.
*A red light starts to blink on the comm console*
It's a message from the King! The old Teaborg is back and onboard the ship?! He must be mad that we got a new Teaborg and now he's after you Locutus, either that or he's just hungry. Quick let's go help whoever's discharging firearms down there which is probably Hoody because I haven't seen anyone else on this ship so it's probably just the three of us and the fat gorn and this is one long run-on sentence.
*is having a panic attack in the Throne Room, back at Castle Teacup*
Oh noes! Their weapons will not penetrate the adaptive fatness of the Fat Gorn come Teaborg. We will have to set a trap, and by trevor, I have a good idea.
*orders the militray to start digging a giant hole and then fill it with chocolate bars*
We now have a cunning trap.
*runs back to the Royal Phonebox and puts his money in, calling Krent* Hello? Hello? Hellloooo? We have set a trap for the Teaborg near Castle Teacup. I'm thinking if you can bring the ship back and roll the Teaborg out of the cargo bay doors, he will land in the giant hole and live happily every after nomming the chocolate bars until he is to fat to squeeze out of the hole and will be wedged. :cool:
*has just left the room as Trebort calls back, awkwardly turns around and heads back into the bridge*
I think only Hoody has the command codes to activate the Inter-dimensional Jump Drive, so we have to save him first.
*runs back down to the cargo bay, busts through the doors teapistols blazing*
YYYYYAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
*phsst phsst phsst* ('cause I assume that's what teapistols sound like)
Blast! his fatness is too thick for blasters. we'll have to use cables.
*grabs a spool of cable lying around and starts running around in circles making snowspeeder noises*
I can only get around one leg, assuming that is his leg, maybe we can try...........
NAAAWWWW *shoop!*
*Krent gets swallowed by the leviathan and muffled shouts can be heard from within. Luckily Krent is an experienced adventure gamer and can hold his breath for 10 thread posts. What will his colleagues do to save him? tune in next time.*
*wonders what happened to his Royal Airship crew* :eek: I hope they are ok!
*with a Poofe sound effect, the Gorn appears above the hole and falls in, where he can live happily every after in the chocolate pit*
Well Done Team Teacup!
*After riding a wave of Gorn bile through the corridors of the ship making one of the most exciting water slides ever seen, Krent heads to the shower for obvious reasons. Afterwards he heads back to the bridge, where he hopes it does not smell so bad.*
A gorn's intestinal tract is not a pretty thing. thanks for getting me out of there, or rather it out of me... err... whatever. Any way, I don't think anyone is coming. Should we head back to Teacup Land?
(Most of the accounts I checked have been pretty inactive)
This is terrible news. The King is sad. :eek:
FIND THEM and I will promote you
Well, I hate to give up on them, but Antagonist hasn't posted anywhere since the last archive. Teska and K'raq have been here, so they know where we are. We another way to contact the others, the "teascanner" isn't enough, Elta and Zletha twitter but I don't touch those social sites with a ten foot pole.
Here's the my full findings:
Trebort: Present
Hoody: Present
Krent: Dazed and confused
Antagonist: no avtivity since Feb 7th
Sarreous: Present
Teska: Present
K'raq: Present
Vox: Active, no response to hails
Dobby: Activity hidden, last post on Feb 3rd
Malvern: last active Feb 20th, no response from hail
Arsinoe: Semi-active, no response
ngille: Semi-active, response recieved but not shown up, will follow up
Cloaked_Warbird: last active Feb 14th, no response
Cypher_nemo: Active, no respose but had left on poor terms
Elta_and_Zletha: No response, may be using new seperate accounts for playing online
Cardassian_vole: Last active Feb 14th, no response, has another account but can't remember it
Captain_Butters: Active, no response
ZeframChochrane: Last active Feb 14th, no response
Telvar_Jadestar: No activity since Oct 2009, Teska may be able to get in touch with him, never got the royal map
There are some I probably missed and some others that only made a couple of posts that I didn't want to weed through, I think I sent out a few more to some of the more minor members but again no response. It's fun to see all those old names again though.
Locutus is the only new member since starting this new thread. Maybe we can invite some of the members from Beta Squad, I don't know if you want to mix the two.