(cleans himself off after having a dish of finely made teaborg soup...which had just abit extra pepper in it)
Your good kingship Iam Locutus Teaborg, I was the one who had offered my loyalty to you from the evil Cheese Cake queen. I have sworn an oath to you and to Teacup Land. Btw can you talk to the chef and ask him to not put so much pepper in his meals, I would really appreciate that.
Ohh your lordship do you require help in installing that very sophisticated panic room in your room?
Ooo! Yes! Hide me a panic room somewhere, but don't forget to tell me where.
Also, the chef is from the agency. Our normal chef has not found his way here yet from the vile archives! :eek:
Ooo! Yes! Hide me a panic room somewhere, but don't forget to tell me where.
Also, the chef is from the agency. Our normal chef has not found his way here yet from the vile archives! :eek:
(grabs his map of Teacup Castle) Hmmmmmm, well your lordship we could put it down this corrodor but then its visually seen, we could put it down by the kitchen sir so you have easy access to the food... and finally we could put it in you room next to that big old fireplace of yours but you may get hot inside.....ohhh the dilema's in creating a trusty panic room. (points finger on a designated spot on the castle blueprints) HERE! We can set it right HERE! Its perfect.
Shall we get some scouts sir, and find our chef? We need a fully fuctioning kitchen quarter to supply food to the masses and also the kings quarter ect. But I do agree finding such a honorable person who can cook in the vile will be a search indeed your lordship.....I worry our chances in finding a suitable candidate... (takes a deep breath in and lets it out)
(grabs his map of Teacup Castle) Hmmmmmm, well your lordship we could put it down this corrodor but then its visually seen, we could put it down by the kitchen sir so you have easy access to the food... and finally we could put it in you room next to that big old fireplace of yours but you may get hot inside.....ohhh the dilema's in creating a trusty panic room. (points finger on a designated spot on the castle blueprints) HERE! We can set it right HERE! Its perfect.
Shall we get some scouts sir, and find our chef? We need a fully fuctioning kitchen quarter to supply food to the masses and also the kings quarter ect. But I do agree finding such a honorable person who can cook in the vile will be a search indeed your lordship.....I worry our chances in finding a suitable candidate... (takes a deep breath in and lets it out)
Yes! Find the chef from the old teacup land threads! Princess Teska could help, she knows everybody!
*K'raq is a little irritated by the Kings comment about security being lax.......The man was not going to harm anyone, therefore he did not need to be taken care of. Shrugging the comment off, he checks with his divisions and Qas Devwi to make sure that everyone was in tip-top shape. He then stood by the King wherever he went, acting as a bodyguard whilst awaiting new orders*
Yes! Find the chef from the old teacup land threads! Princess Teska could help, she knows everybody!
Hmm, I'm not sure who our most recent chef was......I'll go over to the Royal Archives and see......we've had so many chefs you know, they all seem to somehow mysteriously disappear after a while....... :rolleyes:
Hmm, I'm not sure who our most recent chef was......I'll go over to the Royal Archives and see......we've had so many chefs you know, they all seem to somehow mysteriously disappear after a while....... :rolleyes:
Gee, I hope they didn't fall into the pot and we accidentally ate them :eek:
*K'raq is a little irritated by the Kings comment about security being lax.......The man was not going to harm anyone, therefore he did not need to be taken care of. Shrugging the comment off, he checks with his divisions and Qas Devwi to make sure that everyone was in tip-top shape. He then stood by the King wherever he went, acting as a bodyguard whilst awaiting new orders*
Sorry!, Your a good bodyguard!
You should go back to the Teacake Islands and make sure our army is shaping up ok. :cool:
Hmm, I'm not sure who our most recent chef was......I'll go over to the Royal Archives and see......we've had so many chefs you know, they all seem to somehow mysteriously disappear after a while....... :rolleyes:
I believe Malvern was a chef, unless I'm confused again, he was active recently. He has a giant teacup for a head.
*Krent goes on a tour of New Xen City, freshly delivered from Ikea (went with the Deluxe version that comes with extra fancy amphitheater)*
Maybe Mr. Sparkles is around here somewhere, He does love the theater.
*Coincedently Hoody just got off of playing Half Life (seriously) and now wonders why we are paying regular visits to the Interdimensional border-world of Xen*
*Coincedently Hoody just got off of playing Half Life (seriously) and now wonders why we are paying regular visits to the Interdimensional border-world of Xen*
*bolts the basement door again* I told you people to stay out of the basement! It's restricted. It's where dobby is building a village for his people! :eek:
*bolts the basement door again* I told you people to stay out of the basement! It's restricted. It's where dobby is building a village for his people! :eek:
malord we have an entire planet at our disposal, why did you give him the castle basement?
*Krent stroles through the street with Spike, his new pet Houneye (which he captured and tamed before the king rebolted the door to the basement), when he hears a harrowing sound. The haunting squack of a cockatiel! Krent quickly decides he'd rather be inside today so he high-tails it for the castle and double locks the gate behind him. He heads for the kitchen to get some leftover borg stew when out of the corner of his eye he sees the silouette of a cloaked man with a bird on his shoulder shadowed against the wall. When he looks where it should be, the figure is nowhere to be seen.*
Oh King! Where did you put that panic room? The man with the cockatiel is out to get me again.
*Krent stroles through the street with Spike, his new pet Houneye (which he captured and tamed before the king rebolted the door to the basement), when he hears a harrowing sound. The haunting squack of a cockatiel! Krent quickly decides he'd rather be inside today so he high-tails it for the castle and double locks the gate behind him. He heads for the kitchen to get some leftover borg stew when out of the corner of his eye he sees the silouette of a cloaked man with a bird on his shoulder shadowed against the wall. When he looks where it should be, the figure is nowhere to be seen.*
Oh King! Where did you put that panic room? The man with the cockatiel is out to get me again.
*hides behind the drapes*
*pokes the lump behind the drapes with his Royal Poker* Krent? Is that you? I thought the man with the cockatiel was still in Teacup Land Version 1.0? How did he get here to Teacup Land 3.0? :eek:
(wakes to hear some sort of ruckuss going downstairs)
(puts on his borgafied slippers that he just purchased the other day infact)
(grabs his borgafied robe which states on the back "Dont mess with Locutus! Or Be assimilated!")
What..whats going on?!? I was having this great sleep guys. Whats all the commotion about? And who took my bowl of borg stew that I left myself!!!!! GAH! (glares around the room)
Ohh my lord, I didnt see you standing there (bows) I have finished your panic room, its fully equiped and ready. But only you will know the entrance, and if you cant think of the place that you like to sit alot then...well here is a map (hands over the panic room location to the good king). Now there is a trick to it your lordship, right beside the toilet paper dispensor there is a switch click that and the toilet will magically MOVE! and below that is the door...wait ive said to much (raises eyebrow) (notices a fine looken piece of bread with butter already placed on the table) (YONK) (eats the bread) mmmm...this kinda tastes funny.....
*Krent stroles through the street with Spike, his new pet Houneye (which he captured and tamed before the king rebolted the door to the basement), when he hears a harrowing sound. The haunting squack of a cockatiel! Krent quickly decides he'd rather be inside today so he high-tails it for the castle and double locks the gate behind him. He heads for the kitchen to get some leftover borg stew when out of the corner of his eye he sees the silouette of a cloaked man with a bird on his shoulder shadowed against the wall. When he looks where it should be, the figure is nowhere to be seen.*
Oh King! Where did you put that panic room? The man with the cockatiel is out to get me again.
*hides behind the drapes*
*Hoody gets annoyed later on when he has to get in a meeting about the legal system in Teacup Land with Krent and is forced to jump every 5 seconds constantly because of his pet. Hoody fondles his .44 Magnum and looks at him intently*
*pokes the lump behind the drapes with his Royal Poker* Krent? Is that you? I thought the man with the cockatiel was still in Teacup Land Version 1.0? How did he get here to Teacup Land 3.0? :eek:
(wakes to hear some sort of ruckuss going downstairs)
(puts on his borgafied slippers that he just purchased the other day infact)
(grabs his borgafied robe which states on the back "Dont mess with Locutus! Or Be assimilated!")
What..whats going on?!? I was having this great sleep guys. Whats all the commotion about? And who took my bowl of borg stew that I left myself!!!!! GAH! (glares around the room)
Ohh my lord, I didnt see you standing there (bows) I have finished your panic room, its fully equiped and ready. But only you will know the entrance, and if you cant think of the place that you like to sit alot then...well here is a map (hands over the panic room location to the good king). Now there is a trick to it your lordship, right beside the toilet paper dispensor there is a switch click that and the toilet will magically MOVE! and below that is the door...wait ive said to much (raises eyebrow) (notices a fine looken piece of bread with butter already placed on the table) (YONK) (eats the bread) mmmm...this kinda tastes funny.....
*the Drapes next to Trebort speak*
The toilet paper you say?
Hmm, yes yes, you must be right the Man With the Cockatiel couldn't possibly be here. I must be imagining things.
*Comes out from the drapes and looks at his watch*
Oh dear I'm going to be late for that legal meeting thingy.
*Dashes off with Spike*
*Hoody gets annoyed later on when he has to get in a meeting about the legal system in Teacup Land with Krent and is forced to jump every 5 seconds constantly because of his pet. Hoody fondles his .44 Magnum and looks at him intently*
*At the meeting*
And so that brings us to...
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR *BOOM*
Quiet Spike! I know your hungry but we're in a meeting. Fine here's one of the doughnuts.
*yerp! yerp!*
Oh! so that's how they eat...
*the Drapes next to Trebort speak*
The toilet paper you say?
Hmm, yes yes, you must be right the Man With the Cockatiel couldn't possibly be here. I must be imagining things.
*Comes out from the drapes and looks at his watch*
Oh dear I'm going to be late for that legal meeting thingy.
*Dashes off with Spike*
*At the meeting*
And so that brings us to...
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR *BOOM*
Quiet Spike! I know your hungry but we're in a meeting. Fine here's one of the doughnuts.
*yerp! yerp!*
Oh! so that's how they eat...
If that thing eats Prince Bogglesworth, I'll stew it. :eek:
My liege I believe I have discovered who our most recent chef was. His name was Malvern, he was a Member of the Order of the Teacup, and brought his own teacup when he came. It is unknown what happened to him, he simply vanished into nothingness. :eek: A most mysterious occurence, sir.
My liege I believe I have discovered who our most recent chef was. His name was Malvern, he was a Member of the Order of the Teacup, and brought his own teacup when he came. It is unknown what happened to him, he simply vanished into nothingness. :eek: A most mysterious occurence, sir.
Teska! This is terrible. I liked him!. I would have made him a Baron! :eek:
Try and find him and bring him to the safety of Castle Teacup! :rolleyes:
My liege I believe I have discovered who our most recent chef was. His name was Malvern, he was a Member of the Order of the Teacup, and brought his own teacup when he came. It is unknown what happened to him, he simply vanished into nothingness. :eek: A most mysterious occurence, sir.
Teska! This is terrible. I liked him!. I would have made him a Baron! :eek:
Try and find him and bring him to the safety of Castle Teacup! :rolleyes:
Malord, our kingdom has been destroyed twice by evil arch-lords, is it a possibility he was lost in teh confusion? The second wipe wasn't even met with any warning and unlike the first time, which we can still access if we truely want to, it was completely deleted. Sir there was a massive panic and the first time I barely made it out alive (and being stuck in an alternate universe is definetely barely made it out alive). There is the possibility he is dead? And whatever happened to those 1000s of colonists fleeing from a cancelled TV show?
Malord, our kingdom has been destroyed twice by evil arch-lords, is it a possibility he was lost in teh confusion? The second wipe wasn't even met with any warning and unlike the first time, which we can still access if we truely want to, it was completely deleted. Sir there was a massive panic and the first time I barely made it out alive (and being stuck in an alternate universe is definetely barely made it out alive). There is the possibility he is dead? And whatever happened to those 1000s of colonists fleeing from a cancelled TV show?
He's right, its not just them either. I figured Dobby and Antagonist would have found their way here by now, or at least Corey. All gone now, at least we have found a new freind in Locutus since getting here.
It saddens to me hear you all speak of these fallen folk. For they will never return, but we must not lose faith! Maybe....maybe just maybe they will one day come back to us. We must hold on! I shall stand with you all (drinks from his borg teacup) mmmm...damit i lost my train of thought where was I.
Malord, our kingdom has been destroyed twice by evil arch-lords, is it a possibility he was lost in teh confusion? The second wipe wasn't even met with any warning and unlike the first time, which we can still access if we truely want to, it was completely deleted. Sir there was a massive panic and the first time I barely made it out alive (and being stuck in an alternate universe is definetely barely made it out alive). There is the possibility he is dead? And whatever happened to those 1000s of colonists fleeing from a cancelled TV show?
He's right, its not just them either. I figured Dobby and Antagonist would have found their way here by now, or at least Corey. All gone now, at least we have found a new freind in Locutus since getting here.
You two must focus on finding the people we have lost! Get them here at all costs!
Take the new multispacial Royal Airship!
*Hoody always wanted to be commander of a large capital ship (I'm looking forward to Infinite Space's UK release incidently ) and he charges up the inter-dimensional engines while he waits for Krent to get onboard
He suddenly yells out of the openable view-screen* "DON'T WORRY MY LORD WE SHALL NOT FAIL YOU!!"
*Hoody always wanted to be commander of a large capital ship (I'm looking forward to Infinite Space's UK release incidently ) and he charges up the inter-dimensional engines while he waits for Krent to get onboard
He suddenly yells out of the openable view-screen* "DON'T WORRY MY LORD WE SHALL NOT FAIL YOU!!"
You better not! I only have 1 replacement for that ship in the Royal Garage! :eek:
*Hoody always wanted to be commander of a large capital ship (I'm looking forward to Infinite Space's UK release incidently ) and he charges up the inter-dimensional engines while he waits for Krent to get onboard
He suddenly yells out of the openable view-screen* "DON'T WORRY MY LORD WE SHALL NOT FAIL YOU!!"
*Runs up the ramp as the ship begins to depart, with spike close behind him*
Farewell Teacupland! We shall return with many a tale to tell.
*yerp! yerp!*
((Should we just send them all PMs? or start trolling the forums? also is there anyone we don't want to invite back?))
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Ooo! Yes! Hide me a panic room somewhere, but don't forget to tell me where.
Also, the chef is from the agency. Our normal chef has not found his way here yet from the vile archives! :eek:
(grabs his map of Teacup Castle) Hmmmmmm, well your lordship we could put it down this corrodor but then its visually seen, we could put it down by the kitchen sir so you have easy access to the food... and finally we could put it in you room next to that big old fireplace of yours but you may get hot inside.....ohhh the dilema's in creating a trusty panic room. (points finger on a designated spot on the castle blueprints) HERE! We can set it right HERE! Its perfect.
Shall we get some scouts sir, and find our chef? We need a fully fuctioning kitchen quarter to supply food to the masses and also the kings quarter ect. But I do agree finding such a honorable person who can cook in the vile will be a search indeed your lordship.....I worry our chances in finding a suitable candidate... (takes a deep breath in and lets it out)
Yes! Find the chef from the old teacup land threads! Princess Teska could help, she knows everybody!
*Krent goes on a tour of New Xen City, freshly delivered from Ikea (went with the Deluxe version that comes with extra fancy amphitheater)*
Maybe Mr. Sparkles is around here somewhere, He does love the theater.
Hmm, I'm not sure who our most recent chef was......I'll go over to the Royal Archives and see......we've had so many chefs you know, they all seem to somehow mysteriously disappear after a while....... :rolleyes:
Gee, I hope they didn't fall into the pot and we accidentally ate them :eek:
Sorry!, Your a good bodyguard!
You should go back to the Teacake Islands and make sure our army is shaping up ok. :cool:
I was thinking that too! :eek: I miss our chefs!
*Coincedently Hoody just got off of playing Half Life (seriously) and now wonders why we are paying regular visits to the Interdimensional border-world of Xen*
Hmm, that would explain all the Houndeyes in the basement
*bolts the basement door again* I told you people to stay out of the basement! It's restricted. It's where dobby is building a village for his people! :eek:
malord we have an entire planet at our disposal, why did you give him the castle basement?
Oh King! Where did you put that panic room? The man with the cockatiel is out to get me again.
*hides behind the drapes*
He started building down there without telling anyone, and apparently he has lots of relatives and friends as they are building an entire city!
*pokes the lump behind the drapes with his Royal Poker* Krent? Is that you? I thought the man with the cockatiel was still in Teacup Land Version 1.0? How did he get here to Teacup Land 3.0? :eek:
(puts on his borgafied slippers that he just purchased the other day infact)
(grabs his borgafied robe which states on the back "Dont mess with Locutus! Or Be assimilated!")
What..whats going on?!? I was having this great sleep guys. Whats all the commotion about? And who took my bowl of borg stew that I left myself!!!!! GAH! (glares around the room)
Ohh my lord, I didnt see you standing there (bows) I have finished your panic room, its fully equiped and ready. But only you will know the entrance, and if you cant think of the place that you like to sit alot then...well here is a map (hands over the panic room location to the good king). Now there is a trick to it your lordship, right beside the toilet paper dispensor there is a switch click that and the toilet will magically MOVE! and below that is the door...wait ive said to much (raises eyebrow) (notices a fine looken piece of bread with butter already placed on the table) (YONK) (eats the bread) mmmm...this kinda tastes funny.....
*Hoody gets annoyed later on when he has to get in a meeting about the legal system in Teacup Land with Krent and is forced to jump every 5 seconds constantly because of his pet. Hoody fondles his .44 Magnum and looks at him intently*
*the Drapes next to Trebort speak*
The toilet paper you say?
Hmm, yes yes, you must be right the Man With the Cockatiel couldn't possibly be here. I must be imagining things.
*Comes out from the drapes and looks at his watch*
Oh dear I'm going to be late for that legal meeting thingy.
*Dashes off with Spike*
*At the meeting*
And so that brings us to...
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR *BOOM*
Quiet Spike! I know your hungry but we're in a meeting. Fine here's one of the doughnuts.
*yerp! yerp!*
Oh! so that's how they eat...
If that thing eats Prince Bogglesworth, I'll stew it. :eek:
Teska! This is terrible. I liked him!. I would have made him a Baron! :eek:
Try and find him and bring him to the safety of Castle Teacup! :rolleyes:
Malord, our kingdom has been destroyed twice by evil arch-lords, is it a possibility he was lost in teh confusion? The second wipe wasn't even met with any warning and unlike the first time, which we can still access if we truely want to, it was completely deleted. Sir there was a massive panic and the first time I barely made it out alive (and being stuck in an alternate universe is definetely barely made it out alive). There is the possibility he is dead? And whatever happened to those 1000s of colonists fleeing from a cancelled TV show?
He's right, its not just them either. I figured Dobby and Antagonist would have found their way here by now, or at least Corey. All gone now, at least we have found a new freind in Locutus since getting here.
Btw, Teacup Land 2.0 is still here, just locked in an evil magic stasis field. If you want to pay your respects here it is:
http://forums.startrekonline.com/showthread.php?t=70984
EDIT:
And here's the original Teacup Land for completeness:
http://forums.startrekonline.com/showthread.php?t=23530
It saddens to me hear you all speak of these fallen folk. For they will never return, but we must not lose faith! Maybe....maybe just maybe they will one day come back to us. We must hold on! I shall stand with you all (drinks from his borg teacup) mmmm...damit i lost my train of thought where was I.
Ohh yes! (drinks again from his teacup)
Ahh blasted...(day dreams)
You two must focus on finding the people we have lost! Get them here at all costs!
Take the new multispacial Royal Airship!
*Hoody always wanted to be commander of a large capital ship (I'm looking forward to Infinite Space's UK release incidently
He suddenly yells out of the openable view-screen* "DON'T WORRY MY LORD WE SHALL NOT FAIL YOU!!"
You better not! I only have 1 replacement for that ship in the Royal Garage! :eek:
*Runs up the ramp as the ship begins to depart, with spike close behind him*
Farewell Teacupland! We shall return with many a tale to tell.
*yerp! yerp!*
((Should we just send them all PMs? or start trolling the forums? also is there anyone we don't want to invite back?))
I think you know who the Teacup likes and dislikes!...
Sending them all PM's would be good, but troll anyway
Toodles!
*waves at the departing Airship*
Right!
*Crosses Arsino and Unknown Gorn off the list (I guess we ate that one anyway)*
(looks down at his bags)
(tear falls from his borg implant)
I...I was going to go with them my lord.....