Gecko: Admiral, if we go "by the book". like Lieutenant TacoFangs, hours could seem like days.
Smirk: I read you captain. Let's have it.
Gecko: The situation is grave, Admiral. We won't have main power for six "days". Auxiliary power has temporarily failed. Restoration may be possible, in two "days". By the book, Admiral.
Smirk: Meaning you can't even beam us back?
Gecko: Not at present.
Smirk: Captain Gecko, if you don't hear from us within one hour, your orders are to restore what power you can, take the Enterprise to the nearest star base, and alert Starfleet Command as soon as you're out of jamming range.
Commander Trendy: Sir, we won't leave you behind!
Smirk: Trendy, if you don't hear from us, there won't be anybody behind. Smirk out.
take a giant space ferret, have it hold on tightly to the crystalline entity with both sets of paws, pull it back with a tractor beam from a borg ship equipped with strobe lights, hit the strobes and let smirk go
Um, FYI, I'm a ma'am, not a sir
I suppose I could do an Uhura fan dance lol
Now a LTS and loving it.
Just because you spend money on this game, it does not entitle you to be a jerk if things don't go your way.
I have come to the conclusion that I have a memory like Etch-A-Sketch. I shake my head and forget everything.
There were 19 minute, 15 minute, 10 minute and 5 minute notices in-game. Not their fault you didn't read them, or perhaps had the channel not visible.
Agreed. Bright green flying text across my screen combined with neon pink text in my chat window caught my attention. Ah well, it's movie time.:rolleyes:
The horror.. another long-ish maintenance... :eek:
Miss the time/system where things were fixed with reboots or releasing patches that players just had to download, but now it feels like we're just giving up our precious game time to wait for a fix program to run or for staff to do things manually, is there actually staff 24/7 or just called on planned-ish times when maintenance is needed?
Well I don't know.. but fast maintenance means happy players, oh well keep up the maintenance stuff. :P
Gecko: Admiral, if we go "by the book". like Lieutenant TacoFangs, hours could seem like days.
Smirk: I read you captain. Let's have it.
Gecko: The situation is grave, Admiral. We won't have main power for six "days". Auxiliary power has temporarily failed. Restoration may be possible, in two "days". By the book, Admiral.
Smirk: Meaning you can't even beam us back?
Gecko: Not at present.
Smirk: Captain Gecko, if you don't hear from us within one hour, your orders are to restore what power you can, take the Enterprise to the nearest star base, and alert Starfleet Command as soon as you're out of jamming range.
Commander Trendy: Sir, we won't leave you behind!
Smirk: Trendy, if you don't hear from us, there won't be anybody behind. Smirk out.
You made me Admiral?!? Awesome!
Uh oh....
I think some of the team might get jelly
Hmmmmm....
I say we make BranFlakes Khan (since we have him stored in a cryo tube up until recently)
Of course that means he will have to grow a mullet...
Gecko: Admiral, if we go "by the book". like Lieutenant TacoFangs, hours could seem like days.
Smirk: I read you captain. Let's have it.
Gecko: The situation is grave, Admiral. We won't have main power for six "days". Auxiliary power has temporarily failed. Restoration may be possible, in two "days". By the book, Admiral.
Smirk: Meaning you can't even beam us back?
Gecko: Not at present.
Smirk: Captain Gecko, if you don't hear from us within one hour, your orders are to restore what power you can, take the Enterprise to the nearest star base, and alert Starfleet Command as soon as you're out of jamming range.
Commander Trendy: Sir, we won't leave you behind!
Smirk: Trendy, if you don't hear from us, there won't be anybody behind. Smirk out.
Man I love this! So Fitting.
I sure hope they come up in the next hour though, I'm ready to buy some keys and a new starship or two.
My mother always told me to walk away from a fight, The Marines taught me how.
I am pretty sure there was some sort of rolll back this morning already. at around 2AM MDT I JUST finished upgrading one of my ships and changed another ship to use tets instead of phasers. when i logged in today, upgrade was gone, token was back and ship had phasers on it again.
The horror.. another long-ish maintenance... :eek:
Miss the time/system where things were fixed with reboots or releasing patches that players just had to download, but now it feels like we're just giving up our precious game time to wait for a fix program to run or for staff to do things manually, is there actually staff 24/7 or just called on planned-ish times when maintenance is needed?
Well I don't know.. but fast maintenance means happy players, oh well keep up the maintenance stuff. :P
I would say, they have peeps on this stuff 24/7, but at the same time, would it be a good thing to pull a game down every time something blurps? I understand what you are saying, but at the same time, writing code, ensuring it works, and then actually implementing it doesn't always allow for such a 'cut and dry' aspect of anything.
A live game is not the same as one you would install directly to your computer. Matter of fact, if you ran the entire MMO on your computer, you would not be able to do anything else. No flaming towards you, I swear. And also, it isn't like the days of old where a game ran on a few hundred thousand lines of code, this is beyond that. And as for reboots, that is kinda what they have to do on their side, since the game is 'hosted' on their server(s). I hope you see this as kind words from someone not Cryptic, but understands how most of this stuff works.
If people are impatient to wait for STO to come back up, Tribble is accessible by ALL once more.
Meh, can't level up with Tribble. Hence why I'm reading back through some of my old Tenchi Muyo fan fiction to pass the time, eating plain M&Ms... I order everyone to get M&Ms now, and pig out on then!
With each passing day I wonder if I stepped into an alternate reality. The Cubs win the world series. Donald Trump is President. Britain leaves the EU. STO gets a dedicated PvP season. Engineers are "out of control" in STO.
My launcher just spontaneously started patching.
I should assume that means the server is fully back up, and maintenance is over sooner than the previously estimated time?
"Join Date: Jun 2012" Says Cryptic's "new" forum system. I've been here since a week before launch, but SOME stuff just didn't carry over through multiple system changes/updates. :rolleyes:
Thank you for your patience as we attempt to correct current issues.
See you back in the Delta Quadrant very soon.
~CaptainSmirk
Greetings Captain Smirk 07
I was trying to read thru the threads to see if someone had mentioned what happened to some/me in the Dyson BZ earlier.
As soon as the Dino's came out of hiding all the 3 bars showing the status of the zones came up as well as an additional bar showing that the zone was still at 0%. I didn't pay much attention to it but when I saw the city zone going down I went to the transporter from the park and the only location it gave me was command center...
Ok, so I went thru the command center but I couldn't take the transporter to the city but I could to the outskirts so I went but was met by the Voth that usually guard the transporter.... I died and respawn so I went to the City via foot but by I couldn't reach the Dino in time so the whole zone was lost.
Just wanted to throw that out there for you and the rest of the team to possibly look into.
I think it's back up.
See my previous post on this page.
"Join Date: Jun 2012" Says Cryptic's "new" forum system. I've been here since a week before launch, but SOME stuff just didn't carry over through multiple system changes/updates. :rolleyes:
I say we make BranFlakes Khan (since we have him stored in a cryo tube up until recently)
Of course that means he will have to grow a mullet...
Bluegeek: They're still running with servers down.
BranFlakes: Of course! We are one big, happy fleet! Ah, Smirk, my old friend, do you know the Klingon proverb that tells us revenge is a dish that is best served cold?
Comments
EPIC!!! I love it.
I suppose I could do an Uhura fan dance lol
Ah someone else who apparently lost the ability to read eh? LOL
So who in the Dev team is Khan?
ugh, magriders......ugh
problem with TR is everyone goes to NC and VS
my apologies
Agreed. Bright green flying text across my screen combined with neon pink text in my chat window caught my attention. Ah well, it's movie time.:rolleyes:
Alert the WalMart marketing team!
Well I don't know.. but fast maintenance means happy players, oh well keep up the maintenance stuff. :P
You made me Admiral?!? Awesome!
Uh oh....
I think some of the team might get jelly
Hmmmmm....
I say we make BranFlakes Khan (since we have him stored in a cryo tube up until recently)
Of course that means he will have to grow a mullet...
Man I love this! So Fitting.
I sure hope they come up in the next hour though, I'm ready to buy some keys and a new starship or two.
OH whew its down...
I wish this had been announced far and wide, tribble I come!!!
I would say, they have peeps on this stuff 24/7, but at the same time, would it be a good thing to pull a game down every time something blurps? I understand what you are saying, but at the same time, writing code, ensuring it works, and then actually implementing it doesn't always allow for such a 'cut and dry' aspect of anything.
A live game is not the same as one you would install directly to your computer. Matter of fact, if you ran the entire MMO on your computer, you would not be able to do anything else. No flaming towards you, I swear. And also, it isn't like the days of old where a game ran on a few hundred thousand lines of code, this is beyond that. And as for reboots, that is kinda what they have to do on their side, since the game is 'hosted' on their server(s). I hope you see this as kind words from someone not Cryptic, but understands how most of this stuff works.
Hopefully see you in game later tonight.
Meh, can't level up with Tribble. Hence why I'm reading back through some of my old Tenchi Muyo fan fiction to pass the time, eating plain M&Ms... I order everyone to get M&Ms now, and pig out on then!
Leave your boring side behind, and enjoy a fine spirit beverage with your friends...
uuuuuuuuurgh...
I miss Brandon and his Coolness!!!
or should I say BranFlakes Khan???
I dunno....
I want a cookie while I wait for Server to come back up, anyone wanna buy me a Cookie???
Chocolate Chip would be nice!!!
I should assume that means the server is fully back up, and maintenance is over sooner than the previously estimated time?
Greetings Captain Smirk 07
I was trying to read thru the threads to see if someone had mentioned what happened to some/me in the Dyson BZ earlier.
As soon as the Dino's came out of hiding all the 3 bars showing the status of the zones came up as well as an additional bar showing that the zone was still at 0%. I didn't pay much attention to it but when I saw the city zone going down I went to the transporter from the park and the only location it gave me was command center...
Ok, so I went thru the command center but I couldn't take the transporter to the city but I could to the outskirts so I went but was met by the Voth that usually guard the transporter.... I died and respawn so I went to the City via foot but by I couldn't reach the Dino in time so the whole zone was lost.
Just wanted to throw that out there for you and the rest of the team to possibly look into.
thank you Captain 07
See my previous post on this page.
*Hands over a plate of them*
Bluegeek: They're still running with servers down.
BranFlakes: Of course! We are one big, happy fleet! Ah, Smirk, my old friend, do you know the Klingon proverb that tells us revenge is a dish that is best served cold?
[pause]
BranFlakes: It is very cold in space!
Bluegeek: The Players are still Hailing us sir.
BranFlakes: Let them eat BACON!