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  • daveynydaveyny Member Posts: 8,227 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    Whelp, just got a 100MB patch... shouldn't be too much longer...

    :cool:
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  • hagarthorriblehagarthorrible Member Posts: 3 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    Haven't been able to log in since the update. Opened a ticket & so far support is just lame.
  • generalmocogeneralmoco Member Posts: 1,634
    edited October 2014
    echatty wrote: »
    I just had some fresh-baked ones, yum, delish.

    *Hands over a plate of them*


    OH YES!!! YES! YES! YES!! YUUUUUUZ!!!

    Sir, Sir, Sir, you have made my night!!!

    :D
  • echattyechatty Member Posts: 5,916 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    I think it's back up.
    See my previous post on this page.
    No, it isn't. There was only a 107mb patch.

    Still a red light on my launcher
    Now a LTS and loving it.
    Just because you spend money on this game, it does not entitle you to be a jerk if things don't go your way.
    I have come to the conclusion that I have a memory like Etch-A-Sketch. I shake my head and forget everything. :D
  • bfelczerbfelczer Member Posts: 76 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    :D

    Bluegeek: They're still running with servers down.

    BranFlakes: Of course! We are one big, happy fleet! Ah, Smirk, my old friend, do you know the Klingon proverb that tells us revenge is a dish that is best served cold?

    [pause]

    BranFlakes: It is very cold in space!


    Bluegeek: The Players are still Hailing us sir.

    BranFlakes: Let them eat BACON!

    :D

    Lol

    Cheers,

    Brandon =/\=
  • echattyechatty Member Posts: 5,916 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    OH YES!!! YES! YES! YES!! YUUUUUUZ!!!

    Sir, Sir, Sir, you have made my night!!!

    :D
    This Grandma says You're welcome. :)
    Now a LTS and loving it.
    Just because you spend money on this game, it does not entitle you to be a jerk if things don't go your way.
    I have come to the conclusion that I have a memory like Etch-A-Sketch. I shake my head and forget everything. :D
  • bfelczerbfelczer Member Posts: 76 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    You made me Admiral?!? Awesome! :D

    Uh oh....

    I think some of the team might get jelly

    Hmmmmm....

    I say we make BranFlakes Khan (since we have him stored in a cryo tube up until recently)

    Of course that means he will have to grow a mullet...

    I would rethink that Smirky... I JUST changed my hairstyle after 12 years and I'm not about to change it again that quick :P

    Cheers,

    Brandon =/\=
  • giannicampanellagiannicampanella Member Posts: 424 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    @hagarthorrible: Usually, login issues after a patch are actually a graphics issue that one might mistake for a connection issue when nothing loads (black screen or hang at login screen) past the Cryptic logo or DR logo. Try safe mode in launcher options if this sounds like you, then reset & play around with your graphics once ingame until you discover the problem, or discern that you need a new rig.

    If, however, you cannot connect at all -- the launcher won't connect to server -- you ought to clench your fist and scream: "SMMMMMMIIIRRRK!"
    Greenbird
  • azzastewazzastew Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    I tryied changing delta sci boff 4th skill from teleport torp to grav well III, and it broke the skill page. Half the skills where no longer there. would be real nice if I could change the skill set as I please BECUASE I PAID FOR THEM.... also some of the Detla ships reset tray when entering a pve or map chaging. And would be real nice if the actual delta ships where some what better then the T5 ships, Ive found that they are far inferior................ >:(
    DO NOT BUY DELTA PACK ITS NOT WORTH IT... I will be bloging every where if I do not get $150 Au worth of product.
  • mackbolan01mackbolan01 Member Posts: 580 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    i haz holoween jellybeans.........

    *burp*
  • giannicampanellagiannicampanella Member Posts: 424 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    Bluegeek: They're still running with servers down.

    BranFlakes: Of course! We are one big, happy fleet! Ah, Smirk, my old friend, do you know the Klingon proverb that tells us revenge is a dish that is best served cold?

    [pause]

    BranFlakes: It is very cold in space!


    Bluegeek: The Players are still Hailing us sir.

    BranFlakes: Let them eat BACON!

    :D[/QUOTE]

    :D
    Greenbird
  • alexnt02alexnt02 Member Posts: 13 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    spookraven wrote: »
    Emergencies aren't planned.. you know...

    and why the hell not?!?!?!
  • daveynydaveyny Member Posts: 8,227 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    I think it's back up.
    See my previous post on this page.

    Nope, not yet.

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  • rickskynightrickskynight Member Posts: 171 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    azzastew wrote: »
    I tryied changing delta sci boff 4th skill from teleport torp to grav well III, and it broke the skill page.

    That was YOU??
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  • noxteregnoxtereg Member Posts: 111 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    That was YOU??

    We know who broke the server now!!! I think he owes us 150 au!!! lol
  • defcon1776defcon1776 Member Posts: 313 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    Use the force. It's worked before...
    "If you can't take a little bloody nose, maybe you ought to go back home and crawl under your bed. It's not safe out here. It's wondrous, with treasures to satiate desires both subtle and gross. But it's not for the timid." Q
    Join the 44th Fleet. [FED and KDF] Apply Online: startrek.44thfleet.com
  • aleaicaleaic Member Posts: 352 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    *Hands everyone pain sticks and mk I phasers to go mob scene on everything, after that revelation from Azzastew*
  • rickskynightrickskynight Member Posts: 171 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    noxtereg wrote: »
    We know who broke the server now!!! I think he owes us 150 au!!! lol

    $150au?? isn't that like $7usd?
  • noxteregnoxtereg Member Posts: 111 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    aleaic wrote: »
    *Hands everyone pain sticks and mk I phasers to go mob scene on everything, after that revelation from Azzastew*

    ----


    :D lol
  • alexnt02alexnt02 Member Posts: 13 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    The reason the server is currently down is Trendy was table dancing on the server in Stilettos again...
  • noxteregnoxtereg Member Posts: 111 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    $150au?? isn't that like $7usd?

    I dont know, he was stating 150 au, I have no idea what thats worth USD.
    azzastew wrote: »
    I will be bloging every where if I do not get $150 Au worth of product.
  • strykewolf67strykewolf67 Member Posts: 1 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    alexnt02 wrote: »
    The reason the server is currently down is Trendy was table dancing on the server in Stilettos again...

    Naaaaa, was petting his tribble and the hamsters got jealous. :P
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    Rias Gremory - Leader; Frontier Marauders - I.K.S. B'ullwinkle
  • daveynydaveyny Member Posts: 8,227 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    Just cause I was bored......

    "Cryptic Hacienda"
    (set to the Hotel California tune)

    {A Long Guitar Riff...}

    It's a dark Cryptic game day. It seems like They don't care.
    E-mergency up-keep, to try to fix the software.

    All the players are resistant, and try to put up a fight.
    The forums flare-up and then Trendy begins...
    It's gonna be a long, night.

    There She sits with her keyboard.
    A gifted Mod we know well,
    She must be thinking to herself,
    "This could be Heaven or this could be Hell"
    Then she queued up Her handle, and she showed us the way.
    There were voices in forums now,
    I thought I heard them say...


    Welcome to the Cryptic Hacienda,
    S-T-O's the place. (S-T-O's the place)
    What a data-base.

    Limited room at the Cryptic Hacienda.
    When you try to log-in, (when you try to log-in)
    ...Is when the pain begins.


    Her mind is Trekian-twisted, She's got the power to rend. uuh...
    She's got a lot of pretty, pretty words, that She calls friends.
    How they dance off Her keyboard, sweeeet, but don't fret.
    Some dance to remind you, don't you ever forget.

    So I called-up my log-in, "Please let me connect"
    It said,
    ........."You haven't got the clearance dear, so you're, never gonna respec.

    And still those voices are calling from far away,
    Make you wish that the servers just might,
    Let you in to play...

    Welcome to the Cryptic Hacienda,
    S-T-O's the place. (S-T-O's the place)
    What a data-base.

    Their limiting us at the Cryptic Hacienda.
    What a wonderful guise. (what a wonderful guise)
    It takes a hundred tries...


    Mirror ships, on clearance.
    The Breen are bringing the ice.
    Then She said... "We are all just waiting out here, while They add some more vice."
    And In the Gecko's chambers,
    They gather for the spiel.
    They wonder what He'll dream up next,
    ...To make more players squeal.


    Last thing I remember, I was...
    Searching the C-Store.
    I had to find a bundle there,
    So my ship could still explore.
    "Relax" said the forums,
    "They are, programmed to deceive.
    You can buy anything you like,
    but you can never achieve!"



    {another long guitar riff...}


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    I Was A Trekkie Before It Was Cool ... Sept. 8th, 1966 ... Not To Mention Before Most Folks Around Here Were Born!
    Forever a STO Veteran-Minion
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  • fallenhawkfallenhawk Member Posts: 6 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    If my math is right we have 7 mins tell server are back up.
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    I can still move.
    I can still fight.
    I will never give up!
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  • ccarmichael07ccarmichael07 Member Posts: 755 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    daveyny wrote: »
    Just cause I was bored......

    "Cryptic Hacienda"
    (set to the Hotel California tune)

    {A Long Guitar Riff...}

    It's a dark Cryptic game day. It seems like They don't care.
    E-mergency up-keep, to try to fix the software.

    All the players are resistant, and try to put up a fight.
    The forums flare-up and then Trendy begins...
    It's gonna be a long, night.

    There She sits with her keyboard.
    A gifted Mod we know well,
    She must be thinking to herself,
    "This could be Heaven or this could be Hell"
    Then she queued up Her handle, and she showed us the way.
    There were voices in forums now,
    I thought I heard them say...


    Welcome to the Cryptic Hacienda,
    S-T-O's the place. (S-T-O's the place)
    What a data-base.

    Limited room at the Cryptic Hacienda.
    When you try to log-in, (when you try to log-in)
    ...Is when the pain begins.


    Her mind is Trekian-twisted, She's got the power to rend. uuh...
    She's got a lot of pretty, pretty words, that She calls friends.
    How they dance off Her keyboard, sweeeet, but don't fret.
    Some dance to remind you, don't you ever forget.

    So I called-up my log-in, "Please let me connect"
    It said,
    ........."You haven't got the clearance dear, so you're, never gonna respec.

    And still those voices are calling from far away,
    Make you wish that the servers just might,
    Let you in to play...

    Welcome to the Cryptic Hacienda,
    S-T-O's the place. (S-T-O's the place)
    What a data-base.

    Their limiting us at the Cryptic Hacienda.
    What a wonderful guise. (what a wonderful guise)
    It takes a hundred tries...


    Mirror ships, on clearance.
    The Breen are bringing the ice.
    Then She said... "We are all just waiting out here, while They add some more vice."
    And In the Gecko's chambers,
    They gather for the spiel.
    They wonder what He'll dream up next,
    ...To make more players squeal.


    Last thing I remember, I was...
    Searching the C-Store.
    I had to find a bundle there,
    So my ship could still explore.
    "Relax" said the forums,
    "They are, programmed to deceive.
    You can buy anything you like,
    but you can never achieve!"



    {another long guitar riff...}


    :cool:

    Dude, I like the Eagles and all, but how about something...a bit different?

    I challenge you!

    For the next downtime, try something in the flavor of The Who, or Led Zepplin. Your choice of course!

    :D

    Nice job though!


    "You shoot him, I shoot you, I leave both your bodies here and go out for a late night snack.
    I'm thinking maybe pancakes." ~ John Casey
  • rickskynightrickskynight Member Posts: 171 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    fallenhawk wrote: »
    If my math is right we have 7 mins tell server are back up.

    Your math was fine. Your spelling on the other hand.....
  • pwecaptainsmirkpwecaptainsmirk Member Posts: 1,167 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    bfelczer wrote: »
    I would rethink that Smirky... I JUST changed my hairstyle after 12 years and I'm not about to change it again that quick :P

    Cheers,

    Brandon =/\=

    LoL

    No need to change it in real life. I am sure we can Photoshop something together for you :)

    Mwahahahahaha
  • jexsamxjexsamx Member Posts: 2,803 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    alexnt02 wrote: »
    The reason the server is currently down is Trendy was table dancing on the server in Stilettos again...

    The "It's been a relatively smooth release so let's celebrate" party gets pretty wild up there, eh?
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