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  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited June 2014
    rattler2 wrote: »
    Um... who do I talk to about this... request?

    *Holds up a PADD showing a skimpy outfit*

    For yourself? Or a concubine, or what?

    Go through me first, everything undetermined and all the stuff nobody wants to touch inevitably goes through me...

    Hail Ba'al!
    Founder and Grand Vizier of the Glorious Regime of Sovereign Ba'al. Hail Ba'al!
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  • rattler2rattler2 Member Posts: 46,560 Arc User
    edited June 2014
    Apparently someone in your chain of command feels that I would better serve my position as a Starfleet Liason if I was to wear something that looks like it came from Ancient Egypt... or something the Orions would wear.
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    I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
    The nut who actually ground out a Delta Pack, Temporal Pack, and Gamma Pack
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  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited June 2014
    rattler2 wrote: »
    Apparently someone in your chain of command feels that I would better serve my position as a Starfleet Liason if I was to wear something that looks like it came from Ancient Egypt... or something the Orions would wear.

    Tell me who and I'll have their head.

    Hail Ba'al!
    Founder and Grand Vizier of the Glorious Regime of Sovereign Ba'al. Hail Ba'al!
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  • rattler2rattler2 Member Posts: 46,560 Arc User
    edited June 2014
    Wish I could, but I just had some random minion give this to me... and I'm not familiar with your personnel. Maybe you can find something that I'm missing.
    *Offers the PADD*
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    I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
    The nut who actually ground out a Delta Pack, Temporal Pack, and Gamma Pack
    The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited June 2014
    rattler2 wrote: »
    Wish I could, but I just had some random minion give this to me... and I'm not familiar with your personnel. Maybe you can find something that I'm missing.
    *Offers the PADD*

    Sure, I...uh...

    Wow. Yes. Skimpy is one word for this...

    OK. Office review time. MINIONS!!! GET IN HERE!!!!!

    Hail Ba'al!
    Founder and Grand Vizier of the Glorious Regime of Sovereign Ba'al. Hail Ba'al!
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  • kuntelkuntel Member Posts: 16,484 Arc User
    edited June 2014
    worffan101 wrote: »
    Yeah, we found this really weird planet called Asyunti. Check it out, but don't kill too many people.

    Hail Ba'al!

    Yeah... uh... been there before. Not very fun, really. The powered ones put up a fight, but when it comes to the regular people, there's no challenge.

    Hmm. One question. Do we own it completely yet? I don't have time to look it up in the database.
  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited June 2014
    kuntel wrote: »
    Yeah... uh... been there before. Not very fun, really. The powered ones put up a fight, but when it comes to the regular people, there's no challenge.

    Hmm. One question. Do we own it completely yet? I don't have time to look it up in the database.

    Not yet. Still in negotiations with the various heads of state, and that half-Ascended kid with the tattoos.

    Hail Ba'al!

    (OOC: Have you read that fic? I know the guy who wrote it distantly, and that is his regular level of writing quality)
    Founder and Grand Vizier of the Glorious Regime of Sovereign Ba'al. Hail Ba'al!
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  • kuntelkuntel Member Posts: 16,484 Arc User
    edited June 2014
    worffan101 wrote: »
    Not yet. Still in negotiations with the various heads of state, and that half-Ascended kid with the tattoos.

    Hail Ba'al!

    (OOC: Have you read that fic? I know the guy who wrote it distantly, and that is his regular level of writing quality)

    OOC: I read a little. The writes awesomely. I will have to read the rest.

    Tattoo kid might be persuaded... Okay, I have a mission!

    *Leaves.*
  • rattler2rattler2 Member Posts: 46,560 Arc User
    edited June 2014
    *The Despicable Me Minions file in*
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    I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
    The nut who actually ground out a Delta Pack, Temporal Pack, and Gamma Pack
    The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited June 2014
    kuntel wrote: »
    OOC: I read a little. The writes awesomely. I will have to read the rest.

    Tattoo kid might be persuaded... Okay, I have a mission!

    *Leaves.*
    Good luck, and Hail Ba'al!
    rattler2 wrote: »
    *The Despicable Me Minions file in*

    No, not you...

    Get me my underlings. Everyone in the OOTGV (Office Of The Grand Vizier), NOW.

    Hail Ba'al!
    Founder and Grand Vizier of the Glorious Regime of Sovereign Ba'al. Hail Ba'al!
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  • rattler2rattler2 Member Posts: 46,560 Arc User
    edited June 2014
    *The minions disperse*
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    I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
    The nut who actually ground out a Delta Pack, Temporal Pack, and Gamma Pack
    The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited June 2014
    Now. Underlings. I am dissapoint. Very dissapoint.

    *shows PADD*

    This is not professional. May I remind you of Rule 207 on the Evil Overlord List?
    Employees will have conjugal visit trailers which they may use provided they call in a replacement and sign out on the timesheet. Given this, anyone caught making out in a closet while leaving their station unmonitored will be shot.
    Or its corollary, Rule 207.5?
    Passing around manipulated images of personnel and/or important friendly ambassadors will be severely punished
    Furthermore, Ba'al, Incorporated (AKA the Glorious Regime, Hail Ba'al!) has a strict policy of "Business Before Pleasure (tm)". If you want to look at swimsuit pics or creepier stuff, do it on your own time.

    Hail Ba'al!
    Founder and Grand Vizier of the Glorious Regime of Sovereign Ba'al. Hail Ba'al!
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  • shadowfang240shadowfang240 Member Posts: 30,152 Arc User
    edited June 2014
    rattler2 wrote: »
    I'm a Starfleet Captain, but I do plan on investigating. I'll be sure to have Quantum Torpedoes loaded and ready in case this cult turns out to be a threat...

    *Checks a PADD*

    They got Tiberium enhanced nukes? Scratch that. They're a threat.
    they got tiberium nukes? answer them with thalaron-salted quantums
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  • sander233sander233 Member Posts: 3,992 Arc User
    edited June 2014
    worffan101 wrote: »
    Now. Underlings. I am dissapoint. Very dissapoint.

    *shows PADD*

    This is not professional. May I remind you of Rule 207 on the Evil Overlord List?

    Or its corollary, Rule 207.5?

    Furthermore, Ba'al, Incorporated (AKA the Glorious Regime, Hail Ba'al!) has a strict policy of "Business Before Pleasure (tm)". If you want to look at swimsuit pics or creepier stuff, do it on your own time.

    Hail Ba'al!

    I am pleased to report that the Office of the Minister of Transportation / Administrator of Cosmic Smitings (I had room leftover on the business cards, and plenty of rockets, so I typed that second part in) has had no such issues.

    Thanks in no small part to the dozens of Invader™ helicopter camera drones I've deployed throughout the office complex.

    Hail Hydra!



    ... I mean Ba'al. Hail Ba'al.
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    ...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
    - Anne Bredon
  • rattler2rattler2 Member Posts: 46,560 Arc User
    edited June 2014
    *Crosses arms across chest*
    I'm seeing a pattern here...
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    I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
    The nut who actually ground out a Delta Pack, Temporal Pack, and Gamma Pack
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  • ryan218ryan218 Member Posts: 33,801 Arc User
    edited June 2014
    I am pleased to report that my department has had no issues either.

    *Looks at the massive arsenal of missiles behind him.*

    Oh, don't mind that. Just enhancing my arsenal of nuclear warheads with naquadah.

    And then, I shall take over the world! HAHAHAHAHA!

    ...

    Wait, is this still on?

    Oh... well... um...

    HAIL BA'AL!

    *Kills transmission.*
  • artan42artan42 Member Posts: 9,914 Bug Hunter
    edited June 2014
    Do I have to read 20 pages here.

    Or can I take this Ba'al mask off yet?
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    Norway and Yeager dammit... I still want my Typhoon and Jupiter though.
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  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited June 2014
    *le sigh*

    Darth Kuntel, I think it's time for another round of loyalty tests and reminding people of who exactly gave them those cushy posts and free dental.

    Hail Ba'al!
    Founder and Grand Vizier of the Glorious Regime of Sovereign Ba'al. Hail Ba'al!
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  • shadowfang240shadowfang240 Member Posts: 30,152 Arc User
    edited June 2014
    worffan101 wrote: »
    *le sigh*

    Darth Kuntel, I think it's time for another round of loyalty tests and reminding people of who exactly gave them those cushy posts and free dental.

    Hail Ba'al!
    and who would that be?
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    How Game Devs SHOULD be interacted with:
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    "Curiosity is bad! It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed...and more importantly, it makes you poor!"

    "Beware of dog. Or possibly, enhanced, psycho-addicted, cybernetically-enhanced nightstalker death-dealing dog from hell."
    Passion and Serenity are one.
    I gain power by understanding both.
    In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
    I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
    The Force is united within me.

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  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited June 2014
    and who would that be?

    ...

    Why, Sovereign Ba'al, of course! I arranged some of the cushiness and most of the posts, but it all comes from the Supreme System Lord.

    Hail Ba'al!
    Founder and Grand Vizier of the Glorious Regime of Sovereign Ba'al. Hail Ba'al!
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  • shadowfang240shadowfang240 Member Posts: 30,152 Arc User
    edited June 2014
    worffan101 wrote: »
    ...

    Why, Sovereign Ba'al, of course! I arranged some of the cushiness and most of the posts, but it all comes from the Supreme System Lord.

    Hail Ba'al!
    oh, i already knew who it was...i just love listening to the grandiose, sycophantic prattling about him from his grand vizier...makes for good entertainment

    now i have a delivery of 'purifiers' here (for dealing with those stubborn, deeply-entrenched rebels and traitors). where do you want them?
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    How Game Devs SHOULD be interacted with:
    http://askagamedev.tumblr.com/post/157238832062/i-remember-your-52080-rule-and-it-was-an-awesome

    "Curiosity is bad! It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed...and more importantly, it makes you poor!"

    "Beware of dog. Or possibly, enhanced, psycho-addicted, cybernetically-enhanced nightstalker death-dealing dog from hell."
    Passion and Serenity are one.
    I gain power by understanding both.
    In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
    I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
    The Force is united within me.

    Stand with Star Trek: The Animated Series content for STO! #TASforSTO
  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited June 2014
    oh, i already knew who it was...i just love listening to the grandiose, sycophantic prattling about him from his grand vizier...makes for good entertainment

    now i have a delivery of 'purifiers' here (for dealing with those stubborn, deeply-entrenched rebels and traitors). where do you want them?

    Send 'em to Darth Kuntel. I have to go watch "Maleficent" again. Apparently First Prime Teal'c enjoys it.

    And Sovereign Ba'al has made the new X-Men movie required watching for all Minions of Ba'al (tm). Something about it being disturbingly realistic in its temporal shenanigans?

    Hail Ba'al!
    Founder and Grand Vizier of the Glorious Regime of Sovereign Ba'al. Hail Ba'al!
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  • shadowfang240shadowfang240 Member Posts: 30,152 Arc User
    edited June 2014
    worffan101 wrote: »
    Send 'em to Darth Kuntel. I have to go watch "Maleficent" again. Apparently First Prime Teal'c enjoys it.

    And Sovereign Ba'al has made the new X-Men movie required watching for all Minions of Ba'al (tm). Something about it being disturbingly realistic in its temporal shenanigans?

    Hail Ba'al!
    ba'al's first prime has good taste...i've heard nothing but good things about maleficent, despite not having seen it myself

    hail ba'al *places a clenched paw over his heart, then wanders off to direct the offloading of his tribute*
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    How Game Devs SHOULD be interacted with:
    http://askagamedev.tumblr.com/post/157238832062/i-remember-your-52080-rule-and-it-was-an-awesome

    "Curiosity is bad! It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed...and more importantly, it makes you poor!"

    "Beware of dog. Or possibly, enhanced, psycho-addicted, cybernetically-enhanced nightstalker death-dealing dog from hell."
    Passion and Serenity are one.
    I gain power by understanding both.
    In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
    I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
    The Force is united within me.

    Stand with Star Trek: The Animated Series content for STO! #TASforSTO
  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited June 2014
    ba'al's first prime has good taste...i've heard nothing but good things about maleficent, despite not having seen it myself

    hail ba'al *places a clenched paw over his heart, then wanders off to direct the offloading of his tribute*

    Yeah, he's got good taste, but...

    Seriously. Man gets COMPLETELY obsessed with Star Wars, then I show him TNG and he can't get enough of Picard, Data, and Worf, then it's "Captain Planet", of all things, and now Maleficent...

    At least it's an awesome movie, and Angelina Jolie's on freaking fire (metaphorically speaking) in it.

    Right. Movie, then admin work. A Grand Vizier's work is never done...

    Hail Ba'al!
    Founder and Grand Vizier of the Glorious Regime of Sovereign Ba'al. Hail Ba'al!
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  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited June 2014
    The Glorious Regime of Supreme System Lord Ba'al: Now accepting applications!

    Hey there, citizen! Ever wonder what the pretentiously-titled Ministers and Secretaries live like? Ever dream of having a pleasure palace and a bunch of concubines? Think you have what it takes to serve Ba'al?

    Well now you can!

    For thirteen days only, the Glorious Regime of Sovereign Ba'al, Supreme System Lord of all worlds, is accepting applications for high-level ministry and secretarial positions! Ever want a piece of the action? Ever dream of having a Nepotism Quota to fill, or a bunch of minions to order around, or your very own slave army? Now's your chance!

    Please send all applications and resumes to Grand Vizier worffan101, in this thread. We hope to see your face among the new kids in the office next month!

    Goatees preferred, willingness to wear black vampire capes and/or Maleficent dresses a must.

    Hail Ba'al!
    Founder and Grand Vizier of the Glorious Regime of Sovereign Ba'al. Hail Ba'al!
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  • shadowfang240shadowfang240 Member Posts: 30,152 Arc User
    edited June 2014
    now all we need is a guy with the forum name Sovereign Ba'al, avatar a picture of ba'al, and signature filled with ba'al related stuff to show up in this thread acting like ba'al for this madness to really take off
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    "It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."

    How Game Devs SHOULD be interacted with:
    http://askagamedev.tumblr.com/post/157238832062/i-remember-your-52080-rule-and-it-was-an-awesome

    "Curiosity is bad! It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed...and more importantly, it makes you poor!"

    "Beware of dog. Or possibly, enhanced, psycho-addicted, cybernetically-enhanced nightstalker death-dealing dog from hell."
    Passion and Serenity are one.
    I gain power by understanding both.
    In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
    I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
    The Force is united within me.

    Stand with Star Trek: The Animated Series content for STO! #TASforSTO
  • rattler2rattler2 Member Posts: 46,560 Arc User
    edited June 2014
    As I am acting as a Liason Officer representing Federation... I'll stick with my Starfleet Uniform.
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    I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
    The nut who actually ground out a Delta Pack, Temporal Pack, and Gamma Pack
    The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited June 2014
    rattler2 wrote: »
    As I am acting as a Liason Officer representing Federation... I'll stick with my Starfleet Uniform.

    That's technically permissible. All official employees must wear official totally-not-evil-at-all garments while on the job.

    Hail Ba'al!
    Founder and Grand Vizier of the Glorious Regime of Sovereign Ba'al. Hail Ba'al!
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  • artan42artan42 Member Posts: 9,914 Bug Hunter
    edited June 2014
    worffan101 wrote: »
    All official employees must wear official totally-not-evil-at-all garments while on the job.

    Can we get a badge that says that?
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    Norway and Yeager dammit... I still want my Typhoon and Jupiter though.
    JJ Trek The Kelvin Timeline is just Trek and it's fully canon... get over it. But I still prefer TAR.

    #TASforSTO


    '...I can tell you that we're not in the military and that we intend no harm to the whales.' Kirk: The Voyage Home
    'Starfleet is not a military organisation. Its purpose is exploration.' Picard: Peak Performance
    'This is clearly a military operation. Is that what we are now? Because I thought we were explorers!' Scotty: Into Darkness
    '...The Federation. Starfleet. We're not a military agency.' Scotty: Beyond
    'I'm not a soldier anymore. I'm an engineer.' Miles O'Brien: Empok Nor
    '...Starfleet could use you... It's a peacekeeping and humanitarian armada...' Admiral Pike: Star Trek

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  • ryan218ryan218 Member Posts: 33,801 Arc User
    edited June 2014
    I would like to assure everyone that his goatee-essness' loyal servant on the honourable, almost totally uninhabitable frozen wasteland of Greenland has not lost his marbles and started executing his subjects.

    *Screams can be heard in the distance.*

    We're having a class in teaching the Jaffa to do a Wilhelm scream. True story.

    Hey, the place is a barely inhabited frozen wasteland! There's not much to do!

    Anyone wanna trade the British Isles for an arsenal of naquadah-enhanced nuclear missiles?
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