*the perspiring lycan panics and dashes at breack-neck speed to ten forward, yelling warnings at any crew members in his way to get out of his way or be run over*
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
(Rose gestures and a nice snow covering covers her, then it disappears as Rose in in a sky blue dress that has half sleeves, and goes to just below her knees. She as a one shoulder small lace cape, and is wearing some blue low heels.)
Better?
Ancient Griffon insult
That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
Maria: Good enough. Now, get some flowers and we can finish this!
OOC: By the way Rattler, do you want to do what Rose suggests and time skip past the honeymoon to the Delta Quadrant... possibly with Jade six weeks pregnant? Up to you, I'm for anything.
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,456Community Moderator
*bursts into ten forward, skidding to a stop twenty feet from the door and taking a moment to glance around at the table positions*
(and maybe it would be better if jade weren't pregnant, being as any captain who is pregnant either has to choose a discharge from service or transfer to a planet-side posting until the pregnancy is concluded)
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
*starts setting up miniature pattern enhancers on the tables, then calls for transport as soon as the last one is in place and activated, various dishes of food and crystal-cut bowls of drink appearing on them with the towering cake appearing perfectly dead center on the central table*
okay, that's done...*he then casts cooling and heating charms as appropriate on everything, then apparates back to his ship to quickly freshen up and change*
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
*Watches the door as it opens and his mother walks in, then she moves over to the piano player.*
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,456Community Moderator
edited October 2014
*Krystal looks like a scared cadet*
Mrs. Jade: Relax Ezri. After this is over... you can depopulate the snack table all you want.
Krystal: Thanks... I think...
*Mrs. Jade goes in, leaving Krystal with Rose*
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,456Community Moderator
edited October 2014
*An asian woman with brown hair wearing a Dress Uniform arrives*
Sakura: Sorry I'm... oh TRIBBLE... I'm THAT late?
Krystal: Just in time for me to freeze up.
Sakura: You do fine.
Krystal: Had to do the Security thing?
Sakura: Yea... talking shop helping you?
Krystal: A little Avalon. A little.
Sakura: *Smiles* I'd better slip in there. Or... I can slip in right behind you. *Gives Krystal a slight nudge*
Krystal: I'm not a meat shield.
Sakura: No... you're a dress shield until you're through the door.
*Krystal tries not to laugh before stepping through the door. As soon as she is clear, Sakrua slips in and makes her way to the rest of the Senior Staff by going around the perimeter of the room*
*Krys sees the small, chapel like area that's been set up, and the aisle. Is standing next to Adm. Quin and Shadow, looking nervous. Until sees her, then has a complete look of wonder.*
*Whispering.* She's even more beautiful than usual...
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,456Community Moderator
edited October 2014
*Krystal makes her way down the isle, getting encouraging, if somewhat unprofessional, thumbs up from the senior staff of the Lexington.*
Comments
*the perspiring lycan panics and dashes at breack-neck speed to ten forward, yelling warnings at any crew members in his way to get out of his way or be run over*
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
*She starts stalking toward Rose.*
(Rose gestures and a nice snow covering covers her, then it disappears as Rose in in a sky blue dress that has half sleeves, and goes to just below her knees. She as a one shoulder small lace cape, and is wearing some blue low heels.)
Better?
That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
OOC: By the way Rattler, do you want to do what Rose suggests and time skip past the honeymoon to the Delta Quadrant... possibly with Jade six weeks pregnant? Up to you, I'm for anything.
Mrs. Jade: That's new...
(Right now... I honestly don't know.)
(and maybe it would be better if jade weren't pregnant, being as any captain who is pregnant either has to choose a discharge from service or transfer to a planet-side posting until the pregnancy is concluded)
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
OOC: Well, Rattler, guess we figure it out from there.
So are we ready to get this show over with. (Tummy rumbles)
That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
Physically ready? Yes. Emotionally? Debatable.
But... might as well go ahead.
Maria: Let's go.
*She walks out the door.*
*Krystal and her mother follows*
*starts setting up miniature pattern enhancers on the tables, then calls for transport as soon as the last one is in place and activated, various dishes of food and crystal-cut bowls of drink appearing on them with the towering cake appearing perfectly dead center on the central table*
okay, that's done...*he then casts cooling and heating charms as appropriate on everything, then apparates back to his ship to quickly freshen up and change*
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
Please, let this go smoothly. I don't want her to have a horrible wedding...
*Looks around for Shadow.*
Where the hell is he!?
***
Maria: Here we are. I'll tell them to start playing the song. Walk in when it starts.
*She walks into the observation deck.*
looks like i cut it awfully close...
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
*Watches the door as it opens and his mother walks in, then she moves over to the piano player.*
Mrs. Jade: Relax Ezri. After this is over... you can depopulate the snack table all you want.
Krystal: Thanks... I think...
*Mrs. Jade goes in, leaving Krystal with Rose*
okay, where are the rings? i'm supposed to be holding on to those until they're needed
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
*Adolf walks over and hands Shadow the rings.*
Adolf: Here you go. I was the back up, so I was keeping them.
(Hears the music)
I believe im up to bat.
(Rose starts the walk of shame. Force smile and throwing flowers all over the place.)
That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
showtime
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
calm, man...you're getting married, not facing the gallows - although, depending on who you listen to, the two are interchangable
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
*Looks at the door, worried.*
Sakura: Sorry I'm... oh TRIBBLE... I'm THAT late?
Krystal: Just in time for me to freeze up.
Sakura: You do fine.
Krystal: Had to do the Security thing?
Sakura: Yea... talking shop helping you?
Krystal: A little Avalon. A little.
Sakura: *Smiles* I'd better slip in there. Or... I can slip in right behind you. *Gives Krystal a slight nudge*
Krystal: I'm not a meat shield.
Sakura: No... you're a dress shield until you're through the door.
*Krystal tries not to laugh before stepping through the door. As soon as she is clear, Sakrua slips in and makes her way to the rest of the Senior Staff by going around the perimeter of the room*
*Whispering.* She's even more beautiful than usual...