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  • legendarylycan#5411 legendarylycan Member Posts: 37,284 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    eh, that doesn't surprise me...klingons pretty much wrote the book on redundancy...you know they have two hearts?

    but i digress...come on, let's go beat up some foul-smelling barbarians
    Like special weapons from other Star Trek games? Wondering if they can be replicated in STO even a little bit? Check this out: https://forum.arcgames.com/startrekonline/discussion/1262277/a-mostly-comprehensive-guide-to-star-trek-videogame-special-weapons-and-their-sto-equivalents

    #LegalizeAwoo

    A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
    An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
    A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
    A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"


    "It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
    "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
    Passion and Serenity are one.
    I gain power by understanding both.
    In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
    I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
    The Force is united within me.
  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    eh, that doesn't surprise me...klingons pretty much wrote the book on redundancy...you know they have two hearts?

    but i digress...come on, let's go beat up some foul-smelling barbarians

    ...

    GET HERE FASTER!!!

    This Worf guy's at LEAST as good as Teal'c, and he's tougher, faster, and stronger. Teal'c's got maybe a minute left before he's screwed.

    And Ba'al will execute me for sure if my idea for a relatively diplomatic solution kills his First Prime...

    Hail Ba'al!
  • kuntelkuntel Member Posts: 16,484 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    worffan101 wrote: »
    He TRIED the death glare! Worf just roared and charged him!

    These Klingons are incredibly tough and strong; Worf has a slight edge on Teal'c on strength, speed, and resilience. He's taken a stab wound that definitely ripped up his left lung, and he just kept coming like it didn't even matter. His ribcage is like a solid rock wall protecting his organs. Teal'c may be a Jaffa (a subspecies of humanity genetically-enhanced with strength and speed boosts by the Goa'uld), and his prim'ta gives him relatively rapid healing, but this Worf guy is a freaking MACHINE.

    It's a duel to the surrender, but neither of these guys really looks like he's going to give up for anything, and Ba'al says that he is NOT looking for a new First Prime this century. So get down here and help out before the Sovereign calls for all of our heads!

    Hail Ba'al!

    ... I can't! The damn centrifuge is almost done, and then there's the DNA twining and molding, and all this other **** to do!

    These Klingons are starting to TRIBBLE me off now! How dare they interrupt my work!

    *Eyes go full orange and fangs extend.*

    Gah!

    *Takes breath then the effects reverse.*

    God... that was close...

    *Looks at Jade.*

    I'll uh, just be in the lab...
  • rattler2rattler2 Member, Star Trek Online Moderator Posts: 58,681 Community Moderator
    edited July 2014
    *Is already beaming down thanks to the nearby Transporter room*
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    I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
    The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
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  • ryan218ryan218 Member Posts: 36,106 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    Who's bright idea was it to let Teal'c fight a Klingon anyway?

    Seriously, if he'd just come over with a legion of my Colonial Jaffa, this would be over right now.
  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    ryan218 wrote: »
    Who's bright idea was it to let Teal'c fight a Klingon anyway?

    Seriously, if he'd just come over with a legion of my Colonial Jaffa, this would be over right now.

    I...uh...thought, well, you see, basically...

    The Klingons, like the Jaffa, are a fierce and independent warrior culture, right? The Jaffa often use honor duels to mediate disputes, as do the Klingons. So I figured, why not have 5 of our champions fight 5 of theirs?

    Starting with our top generals, of course, since both Klingons and Jaffa believe in leading from the front.

    It looked great on paper as an idea, I swear!

    Hail Ba'al!
  • rattler2rattler2 Member, Star Trek Online Moderator Posts: 58,681 Community Moderator
    edited July 2014
    Somebody call for reinforcements?
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    I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
    The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
    normal text = me speaking as fellow formite
    colored text = mod mode
  • kuntelkuntel Member Posts: 16,484 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    worffan101 wrote: »
    I...uh...thought, well, you see, basically...

    The Klingons, like the Jaffa, are a fierce and independent warrior culture, right? The Jaffa often use honor duels to mediate disputes, as do the Klingons. So I figured, why not have 5 of our champions fight 5 of theirs?

    Starting with our top generals, of course, since both Klingons and Jaffa believe in leading from the front.

    It looked great on paper as an idea, I swear!

    Hail Ba'al!

    ... You should probably burn that paper. And any other record of you proposing this plan..
  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    kuntel wrote: »
    ... You should probably burn that paper. And any other record of you proposing this plan..

    Too late. Ba'al is HERE. He's PISSED.

    Get down here and HELP ME!!!!!

    And help Teal'c, because if the First Prime dies, so do I.

    Hail Ba'al!
  • legendarylycan#5411 legendarylycan Member Posts: 37,284 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    *glances over the assembled klingons* wow...they must really be scraping the bottom of the barrel

    these klingons are pathetic excuses for warriors *he says overly loudly, attempting to goad one*
    Like special weapons from other Star Trek games? Wondering if they can be replicated in STO even a little bit? Check this out: https://forum.arcgames.com/startrekonline/discussion/1262277/a-mostly-comprehensive-guide-to-star-trek-videogame-special-weapons-and-their-sto-equivalents

    #LegalizeAwoo

    A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
    An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
    A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
    A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"


    "It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
    "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
    Passion and Serenity are one.
    I gain power by understanding both.
    In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
    I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
    The Force is united within me.
  • kuntelkuntel Member Posts: 16,484 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    worffan101 wrote: »
    Too late. Ba'al is HERE. He's PISSED.

    Get down here and HELP ME!!!!!

    And help Teal'c, because if the First Prime dies, so do I.

    Hail Ba'al!

    Uh... okay... hold on.

    *Typing can be heard.*

    Okay. Check your email.

    *On email is that picture of Puss-in-boots with the text 'Please forgive me...' under it.*

    Show that to Ba'al. It's sure to work!
  • rattler2rattler2 Member, Star Trek Online Moderator Posts: 58,681 Community Moderator
    edited July 2014
    *Shoots the nearest Klingon*
    Anybody else want to negotiate?
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    I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
    The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
    normal text = me speaking as fellow formite
    colored text = mod mode
  • ryan218ryan218 Member Posts: 36,106 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    worffan101 wrote: »
    Too late. Ba'al is HERE. He's PISSED.

    Get down here and HELP ME!!!!!

    And help Teal'c, because if the First Prime dies, so do I.

    Hail Ba'al!

    Why do we have to help you? This is YOUR mess!

    Well... okay, technically it's mine as well - I brought the Klingons here in the first...

    Okay, yeah, I can see my head getting stuck on a pike if Teal'c dies...

    TRIBBLE it!

    JAFFA, KREE!

    *Watches as his Colonial Jaffa gun Worf down. Then starts backing away as a room of VERY angry Klingons advance on him.*

    Gentlemen, I believe it is time for attack pattern Python.

    Jaffa: What is that?

    Me: RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!

    *Makes warp speed out the door.*

    All Colonial Jaffa, prepare for heavy combat in Westminster! I want Al'kesh, Deathgliders and everything else you can find hitting the Klingons and making them klingon-to-life before they choke!

    Heh, see what I did there?
  • rattler2rattler2 Member, Star Trek Online Moderator Posts: 58,681 Community Moderator
    edited July 2014
    *Deadpan look*
    Bad pun...
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    I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
    The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
    normal text = me speaking as fellow formite
    colored text = mod mode
  • legendarylycan#5411 legendarylycan Member Posts: 37,284 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    *smacks ryan* that was a horrible joke and you should feel bad
    Like special weapons from other Star Trek games? Wondering if they can be replicated in STO even a little bit? Check this out: https://forum.arcgames.com/startrekonline/discussion/1262277/a-mostly-comprehensive-guide-to-star-trek-videogame-special-weapons-and-their-sto-equivalents

    #LegalizeAwoo

    A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
    An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
    A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
    A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"


    "It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
    "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
    Passion and Serenity are one.
    I gain power by understanding both.
    In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
    I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
    The Force is united within me.
  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    Ba'al is now giving me a death glare. He says that he wanted these Klingons to join the Glorious Regime, and that we may not be able to beat them in a war.

    Oh, Ba'al, and now Teal'c's pissed at me and Ryan for costing him the honor of a clean fight...

    Ryan, Darth Kuntel, I think it's time for the Time Jumper.

    Hail Ba'al!
  • kuntelkuntel Member Posts: 16,484 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    rattler2 wrote: »
    *Deadpan look*
    Bad pun...

    *Facepalm, putting down DNA strands.*

    Now I know what my clone meant by insane Brit...

    *Gets back to work.*
  • rattler2rattler2 Member, Star Trek Online Moderator Posts: 58,681 Community Moderator
    edited July 2014
    I think he missed the part where disruptors were going off in our direction...
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    I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
    The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
    normal text = me speaking as fellow formite
    colored text = mod mode
  • ryan218ryan218 Member Posts: 36,106 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    rattler2 wrote: »
    *Deadpan look*
    Bad pun...

    Of course it's a bad pun! Have you ever heard a GOOD pun?! I'm under a lot of stress, okay?! If Teal'c dies, I'm going to get skewered! And if the Klingons get their hands on me after what I just pulled, I'll get skewered! Which, between you and me, makes my survival prospects pretty bleak!
  • rattler2rattler2 Member, Star Trek Online Moderator Posts: 58,681 Community Moderator
    edited July 2014
    Yea well...
    *Gets shot in the shoulder*
    *Falls*
    *Hits head*
    *Out cold*
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    I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
    The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
    normal text = me speaking as fellow formite
    colored text = mod mode
  • kuntelkuntel Member Posts: 16,484 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    worffan101 wrote: »
    Ba'al is now giving me a death glare. He says that he wanted these Klingons to join the Glorious Regime, and that we may not be able to beat them in a war.

    Oh, Ba'al, and now Teal'c's pissed at me and Ryan for costing him the honor of a clean fight...

    Ryan, Darth Kuntel, I think it's time for the Time Jumper.

    Hail Ba'al!

    Yes! Let me just put this in here to freeze... okay! Beaming down in a few nanosecs.*

    *Beams down.*

    What'd miss again?
  • kuntelkuntel Member Posts: 16,484 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    rattler2 wrote: »
    Yea well...
    *Gets shot in the shoulder*
    *Falls*
    *Hits head*
    *Out cold*

    *Looks at Jade, concerned.*

    Hmm, she'll be fine after the time jump.
  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    *From Time Jumper*

    Ryan, come on! Get your butt in here before you get skewered!!!!!

    Hail Ba'al!
  • legendarylycan#5411 legendarylycan Member Posts: 37,284 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    rattler2 wrote: »
    Yea well...
    *Gets shot in the shoulder*
    *Falls*
    *Hits head*
    *Out cold*
    i think it's time for a tactical withdrawl...*hoists jade over his shoulder and starts running as fast as he can in the opposite direction, leaping in the conveniently placed time jumper that just so happened to appear out of nowhere*
    Like special weapons from other Star Trek games? Wondering if they can be replicated in STO even a little bit? Check this out: https://forum.arcgames.com/startrekonline/discussion/1262277/a-mostly-comprehensive-guide-to-star-trek-videogame-special-weapons-and-their-sto-equivalents

    #LegalizeAwoo

    A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
    An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
    A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
    A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"


    "It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
    "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
    Passion and Serenity are one.
    I gain power by understanding both.
    In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
    I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
    The Force is united within me.
  • ryan218ryan218 Member Posts: 36,106 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    worffan101 wrote: »
    *From Time Jumper*

    Ryan, come on! Get your butt in here before you get skewered!!!!!

    Hail Ba'al!

    *Gets in.*

    Quick! Back to the past!

    What are we doing again?
  • kuntelkuntel Member Posts: 16,484 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    ryan218 wrote: »
    *Gets in.*

    Quick! Back to the past!

    What are we doing again?

    I have no idea.

    *Looks at Ba'al.*

    Oh, hello Sovreign. How are you?
  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    Ba'al is along for the ride. We're going to go back in time, figure out some way to prevent this disaster from happening, come up with a technobabble excuse for the lack of entropic cascade failure, send our alternate selves back in time to ensure the time loop, and head to O'Malley's for drinks.

    Hail Ba'al!
  • ryan218ryan218 Member Posts: 36,106 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    kuntel wrote: »
    I have no idea.

    *Looks at Ba'al.*

    Oh, hello Sovreign. How are you?

    Wait, Ba'al's here?!

    *Sees Ba'al behind him.*

    Heheheh... Hi...

    I'm so skewered...
  • legendarylycan#5411 legendarylycan Member Posts: 37,284 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    but our future selves weren't there for our first encounter with the klingons, so we kind of just created another alternate reality
    ryan218 wrote: »
    Wait, Ba'al's here?!

    *Sees Ba'al behind him.*

    Heheheh... Hi...

    I'm so skewered...
    hey, at least you didn't spend the better part of eight years as part of a group that almost single-handedly brought the goa'uld empire toppling down and personally foiled many of ba'al's plans...except the time traveling one
    Like special weapons from other Star Trek games? Wondering if they can be replicated in STO even a little bit? Check this out: https://forum.arcgames.com/startrekonline/discussion/1262277/a-mostly-comprehensive-guide-to-star-trek-videogame-special-weapons-and-their-sto-equivalents

    #LegalizeAwoo

    A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
    An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
    A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
    A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"


    "It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
    "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
    Passion and Serenity are one.
    I gain power by understanding both.
    In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
    I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
    The Force is united within me.
  • kuntelkuntel Member Posts: 16,484 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    worffan101 wrote: »
    Ba'al is along for the ride. We're going to go back in time, figure out some way to prevent this disaster from happening, come up with a technobabble excuse for the lack of entropic cascade failure, send our alternate selves back in time to ensure the time loop, and head to O'Malley's for drinks.

    Hail Ba'al!

    *Facepalms.*

    This is why I went into genetics insread of theroetical physics...
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