A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
He TRIED the death glare! Worf just roared and charged him!
These Klingons are incredibly tough and strong; Worf has a slight edge on Teal'c on strength, speed, and resilience. He's taken a stab wound that definitely ripped up his left lung, and he just kept coming like it didn't even matter. His ribcage is like a solid rock wall protecting his organs. Teal'c may be a Jaffa (a subspecies of humanity genetically-enhanced with strength and speed boosts by the Goa'uld), and his prim'ta gives him relatively rapid healing, but this Worf guy is a freaking MACHINE.
It's a duel to the surrender, but neither of these guys really looks like he's going to give up for anything, and Ba'al says that he is NOT looking for a new First Prime this century. So get down here and help out before the Sovereign calls for all of our heads!
Hail Ba'al!
... I can't! The damn centrifuge is almost done, and then there's the DNA twining and molding, and all this other **** to do!
These Klingons are starting to TRIBBLE me off now! How dare they interrupt my work!
*Eyes go full orange and fangs extend.*
Gah!
*Takes breath then the effects reverse.*
God... that was close...
*Looks at Jade.*
I'll uh, just be in the lab...
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*Is already beaming down thanks to the nearby Transporter room*
I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
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Who's bright idea was it to let Teal'c fight a Klingon anyway?
Seriously, if he'd just come over with a legion of my Colonial Jaffa, this would be over right now.
I...uh...thought, well, you see, basically...
The Klingons, like the Jaffa, are a fierce and independent warrior culture, right? The Jaffa often use honor duels to mediate disputes, as do the Klingons. So I figured, why not have 5 of our champions fight 5 of theirs?
Starting with our top generals, of course, since both Klingons and Jaffa believe in leading from the front.
It looked great on paper as an idea, I swear!
Hail Ba'al!
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,681Community Moderator
I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
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The Klingons, like the Jaffa, are a fierce and independent warrior culture, right? The Jaffa often use honor duels to mediate disputes, as do the Klingons. So I figured, why not have 5 of our champions fight 5 of theirs?
Starting with our top generals, of course, since both Klingons and Jaffa believe in leading from the front.
It looked great on paper as an idea, I swear!
Hail Ba'al!
... You should probably burn that paper. And any other record of you proposing this plan..
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
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And help Teal'c, because if the First Prime dies, so do I.
Hail Ba'al!
Why do we have to help you? This is YOUR mess!
Well... okay, technically it's mine as well - I brought the Klingons here in the first...
Okay, yeah, I can see my head getting stuck on a pike if Teal'c dies...
TRIBBLE it!
JAFFA, KREE!
*Watches as his Colonial Jaffa gun Worf down. Then starts backing away as a room of VERY angry Klingons advance on him.*
Gentlemen, I believe it is time for attack pattern Python.
Jaffa: What is that?
Me: RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!
*Makes warp speed out the door.*
All Colonial Jaffa, prepare for heavy combat in Westminster! I want Al'kesh, Deathgliders and everything else you can find hitting the Klingons and making them klingon-to-life before they choke!
I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
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A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
Ba'al is now giving me a death glare. He says that he wanted these Klingons to join the Glorious Regime, and that we may not be able to beat them in a war.
Oh, Ba'al, and now Teal'c's pissed at me and Ryan for costing him the honor of a clean fight...
Ryan, Darth Kuntel, I think it's time for the Time Jumper.
I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
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Of course it's a bad pun! Have you ever heard a GOOD pun?! I'm under a lot of stress, okay?! If Teal'c dies, I'm going to get skewered! And if the Klingons get their hands on me after what I just pulled, I'll get skewered! Which, between you and me, makes my survival prospects pretty bleak!
I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
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Ba'al is now giving me a death glare. He says that he wanted these Klingons to join the Glorious Regime, and that we may not be able to beat them in a war.
Oh, Ba'al, and now Teal'c's pissed at me and Ryan for costing him the honor of a clean fight...
Ryan, Darth Kuntel, I think it's time for the Time Jumper.
Hail Ba'al!
Yes! Let me just put this in here to freeze... okay! Beaming down in a few nanosecs.*
Yea well...
*Gets shot in the shoulder*
*Falls*
*Hits head*
*Out cold*
i think it's time for a tactical withdrawl...*hoists jade over his shoulder and starts running as fast as he can in the opposite direction, leaping in the conveniently placed time jumper that just so happened to appear out of nowhere*
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
Ba'al is along for the ride. We're going to go back in time, figure out some way to prevent this disaster from happening, come up with a technobabble excuse for the lack of entropic cascade failure, send our alternate selves back in time to ensure the time loop, and head to O'Malley's for drinks.
hey, at least you didn't spend the better part of eight years as part of a group that almost single-handedly brought the goa'uld empire toppling down and personally foiled many of ba'al's plans...except the time traveling one
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
Ba'al is along for the ride. We're going to go back in time, figure out some way to prevent this disaster from happening, come up with a technobabble excuse for the lack of entropic cascade failure, send our alternate selves back in time to ensure the time loop, and head to O'Malley's for drinks.
Hail Ba'al!
*Facepalms.*
This is why I went into genetics insread of theroetical physics...
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but i digress...come on, let's go beat up some foul-smelling barbarians
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
...
GET HERE FASTER!!!
This Worf guy's at LEAST as good as Teal'c, and he's tougher, faster, and stronger. Teal'c's got maybe a minute left before he's screwed.
And Ba'al will execute me for sure if my idea for a relatively diplomatic solution kills his First Prime...
Hail Ba'al!
... I can't! The damn centrifuge is almost done, and then there's the DNA twining and molding, and all this other **** to do!
These Klingons are starting to TRIBBLE me off now! How dare they interrupt my work!
*Eyes go full orange and fangs extend.*
Gah!
*Takes breath then the effects reverse.*
God... that was close...
*Looks at Jade.*
I'll uh, just be in the lab...
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Seriously, if he'd just come over with a legion of my Colonial Jaffa, this would be over right now.
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I...uh...thought, well, you see, basically...
The Klingons, like the Jaffa, are a fierce and independent warrior culture, right? The Jaffa often use honor duels to mediate disputes, as do the Klingons. So I figured, why not have 5 of our champions fight 5 of theirs?
Starting with our top generals, of course, since both Klingons and Jaffa believe in leading from the front.
It looked great on paper as an idea, I swear!
Hail Ba'al!
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... You should probably burn that paper. And any other record of you proposing this plan..
Too late. Ba'al is HERE. He's PISSED.
Get down here and HELP ME!!!!!
And help Teal'c, because if the First Prime dies, so do I.
Hail Ba'al!
these klingons are pathetic excuses for warriors *he says overly loudly, attempting to goad one*
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Uh... okay... hold on.
*Typing can be heard.*
Okay. Check your email.
*On email is that picture of Puss-in-boots with the text 'Please forgive me...' under it.*
Show that to Ba'al. It's sure to work!
Anybody else want to negotiate?
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Why do we have to help you? This is YOUR mess!
Well... okay, technically it's mine as well - I brought the Klingons here in the first...
Okay, yeah, I can see my head getting stuck on a pike if Teal'c dies...
TRIBBLE it!
JAFFA, KREE!
*Watches as his Colonial Jaffa gun Worf down. Then starts backing away as a room of VERY angry Klingons advance on him.*
Gentlemen, I believe it is time for attack pattern Python.
Jaffa: What is that?
Me: RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!
*Makes warp speed out the door.*
All Colonial Jaffa, prepare for heavy combat in Westminster! I want Al'kesh, Deathgliders and everything else you can find hitting the Klingons and making them klingon-to-life before they choke!
Heh, see what I did there?
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Bad pun...
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#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Oh, Ba'al, and now Teal'c's pissed at me and Ryan for costing him the honor of a clean fight...
Ryan, Darth Kuntel, I think it's time for the Time Jumper.
Hail Ba'al!
*Facepalm, putting down DNA strands.*
Now I know what my clone meant by insane Brit...
*Gets back to work.*
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Of course it's a bad pun! Have you ever heard a GOOD pun?! I'm under a lot of stress, okay?! If Teal'c dies, I'm going to get skewered! And if the Klingons get their hands on me after what I just pulled, I'll get skewered! Which, between you and me, makes my survival prospects pretty bleak!
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*Gets shot in the shoulder*
*Falls*
*Hits head*
*Out cold*
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Yes! Let me just put this in here to freeze... okay! Beaming down in a few nanosecs.*
*Beams down.*
What'd miss again?
*Looks at Jade, concerned.*
Hmm, she'll be fine after the time jump.
Ryan, come on! Get your butt in here before you get skewered!!!!!
Hail Ba'al!
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
*Gets in.*
Quick! Back to the past!
What are we doing again?
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I have no idea.
*Looks at Ba'al.*
Oh, hello Sovreign. How are you?
Hail Ba'al!
Wait, Ba'al's here?!
*Sees Ba'al behind him.*
Heheheh... Hi...
I'm so skewered...
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hey, at least you didn't spend the better part of eight years as part of a group that almost single-handedly brought the goa'uld empire toppling down and personally foiled many of ba'al's plans...except the time traveling one
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
*Facepalms.*
This is why I went into genetics insread of theroetical physics...