*Finds a bucket, fills it with cold water, and hesitates*
Either this is going to work... or I'm going to have an irate, feral werewolf in a confined space...
*Dumps the water on Shadow and hides the bucket*
*yelps loudly and dives in the tub, thinking his water bowl just spit on him*
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,675Community Moderator
I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
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A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,675Community Moderator
edited July 2014
*Sighs and sits down next to the tub*
I honestly don't know what to do now...
I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
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(*cackles* good luck finding him; daddy is a section 31 operative in this universe)
(At this point, after cleaning up the mess, he(I, me?) might just go to the ends of the universe or the next to fix this. That, and sometimes names of parental figures or strong emotional ties will jog the memory of something like this)
(At this point, after cleaning up the mess, he(I, me?) might just go to the ends of the universe or the next to fix this. That, and sometimes names of parental figures or strong emotional ties will jog the memory of something like this)
(there's nothing actually wrong with his memory; his human mind is just being supressed by the wolf)
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,675Community Moderator
edited July 2014
*Leans against the tub and covers eyes with a hand*
I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
normal text = me speaking as fellow formite colored text = mod mode
I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
normal text = me speaking as fellow formite colored text = mod mode
*a snout tip pokes out over the rim of the tub, followed by a pair of amber eyes which are currently darting around looking for any further signs of incoming wetness*
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
*a snout tip pokes out over the rim of the tub, followed by a pair of amber eyes which are currently darting around looking for any further signs of incoming wetness*
*Looks at Jade.*
Alright.
*Notices Shadow, chuckles.*
Boo.
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,675Community Moderator
I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
normal text = me speaking as fellow formite colored text = mod mode
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
normal text = me speaking as fellow formite colored text = mod mode
*lets out a giant wolfy yawn and curls up in the shower for a nap, bunching up his uniform in the process causing him to growl in annoyance at this strange fur he just now realized is covering his body, reaching down to start tearing it off with his teeth*
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,675Community Moderator
I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
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*awakens several hours later moaning and clutching his aching head*
owwww....what in the world did i do last night...
*glances around his surroundings through half-lidded eyes, being slightly weirded out by the fact that he seems to have fallen asleep in a sonic shower, then notices jade sleeping next to him*
oh boy...what DID i do last night?
*nudges jade firmly in the side with an elbow* hey, wake up!
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
*awakens several hours later moaning and clutching his aching head*
owwww....what in the world did i do last night...
*glances around his surroundings through half-lidded eyes, being slightly weirded out by the fact that he seems to have fallen asleep in a sonic shower, then notices jade sleeping next to him*
oh boy...what DID i do last night?
*nudges jade firmly in the side with an elbow* hey, wake up!
*In the room over, the clock goes off.*
What the bloody-
Where the
How did-
*Trails off each time the memories appear.*
God, I should check if the dogs awake yet.
*Gets up, then notices lack of pants... and other articles of clothing.*
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
*Walks into next room, then makes it into the bathroom. Is in a science officer uniform.*
Jade? Is Shadow--
*Looks at Shadow. Then Jade.*
Well... when I suggested sleep with him, I didn't mean it so literally...
*his head snaps up as he hears a familiar voice*
kuntel! thank merlin someone is awake...what the hell happened to me last night? i can't remember a damn thing, and now i woke up with a serious headache to find myself sitting in a sonic shower, jade conked out next to me and...*he happens to glance down while he's ranting and notices he is currently minus a uniform* and i am currently naked...
*kuntel's words suddenly filter through the scattered chaotic thoughs in his head and he gets a sickened look on his muzzle*
oh hell...please don't tell me i got drunk and took advantage of her...*he says in a half-pleading tone*
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
kuntel! thank merlin someone is awake...what the hell happened to me last night? i can't remember a damn thing, and now i woke up with a serious headache to find myself sitting in a sonic shower, jade conked out next to me and...*he happens to glance down while he's ranting and notices he is currently minus a uniform* and i am currently naked...
*kuntel's words suddenly filter through the scattered chaotic thoughs in his head and he gets a sickened look on his muzzle*
oh hell...please don't tell me i got drunk and took advantage of her...*he says in a half-pleading tone*
No.... not that I know of.
*Looks at Shadows current state of dress.*
Though I think I left before that happened.
Anyway, you weren't drunk. Something weird happened when I mentioned ne... I mean your trycanophobia. And suddenly you regressed into a wild animal, at which point we bith tried our best not to get eaten, then proceded to feed you steak to calm you down, clean up after that, and hope to God that this would fix itself is the morning.
Anyway, you weren't drunk. Something weird happened when I mentioned ne... I mean your trycanophobia. And suddenly you regressed into a wild animal, at which point we bith tried our best not to get eaten, then proceded to feed you steak to calm you down, clean up after that, and hope to God that this would fix itself is the morning.
*Smiles.*
Which it did! I knew sleep would help.
*blinks* i...regressed into a wild animal?
*slumps back against the shower wall and places his muzzle in his paws*
oh, not again...*slowly drags his paws down the length of his snout and bangs his head back against the wall* how many embarrassing things did i do? i hope i didn't mark anything or try to hump someone's leg this time...
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
Comments
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Gonna need a Plan B...
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*Scowls, then a slow, hopefull smiles comes across face.*
Unless Mr. Shadow would like me to call his daddie? Alexander Greymane?
*Crosses fingers behind back, sligbtly hopefull.*
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
I honestly don't know what to do now...
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(At this point, after cleaning up the mess, he(I, me?) might just go to the ends of the universe or the next to fix this. That, and sometimes names of parental figures or strong emotional ties will jog the memory of something like this)
*Leans against door jam.*
Well... maybe after a good nights rest he'll come to his senses.
*Looks away.*
Or at least we can figure out new ideas...
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
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(Eh. You can't act like a dog forever. You'll give us a hint soon enough... maybe if I yell needles really loud?:P)
So. Which one of us is going to stay here and sleep with him?
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#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
*Looks at Jade.*
Alright.
*Notices Shadow, chuckles.*
Boo.
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#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Ha, it's somewhat like having a dog for the first time...
*Looks at Jade.*
And a rather worried cat.
*Walks off.*
So I guess I'll be taking Captain's quarters then? Since this is my room...
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*Chuckles again and smiles.*
Alright.
*Turns and looks toward bathroom.*
This... is going to be a hell of mission.
*With this, turns and walks out the door, to new quarters.*
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
*Falls asleep*
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owwww....what in the world did i do last night...
*glances around his surroundings through half-lidded eyes, being slightly weirded out by the fact that he seems to have fallen asleep in a sonic shower, then notices jade sleeping next to him*
oh boy...what DID i do last night?
*nudges jade firmly in the side with an elbow* hey, wake up!
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
*In the room over, the clock goes off.*
What the bloody-
Where the
How did-
*Trails off each time the memories appear.*
God, I should check if the dogs awake yet.
*Gets up, then notices lack of pants... and other articles of clothing.*
Should probably get dressed first...
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
*Walks into next room, then makes it into the bathroom. Is in a science officer uniform.*
Jade? Is Shadow--
*Looks at Shadow. Then Jade.*
Well... when I suggested sleep with him, I didn't mean it so literally...
kuntel! thank merlin someone is awake...what the hell happened to me last night? i can't remember a damn thing, and now i woke up with a serious headache to find myself sitting in a sonic shower, jade conked out next to me and...*he happens to glance down while he's ranting and notices he is currently minus a uniform* and i am currently naked...
*kuntel's words suddenly filter through the scattered chaotic thoughs in his head and he gets a sickened look on his muzzle*
oh hell...please don't tell me i got drunk and took advantage of her...*he says in a half-pleading tone*
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
No.... not that I know of.
*Looks at Shadows current state of dress.*
Though I think I left before that happened.
Anyway, you weren't drunk. Something weird happened when I mentioned ne... I mean your trycanophobia. And suddenly you regressed into a wild animal, at which point we bith tried our best not to get eaten, then proceded to feed you steak to calm you down, clean up after that, and hope to God that this would fix itself is the morning.
*Smiles.*
Which it did! I knew sleep would help.
*slumps back against the shower wall and places his muzzle in his paws*
oh, not again...*slowly drags his paws down the length of his snout and bangs his head back against the wall* how many embarrassing things did i do? i hope i didn't mark anything or try to hump someone's leg this time...
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Uh, you ate rather messily... hmm, think...
*Taps temple.*
Oh yes, you drank out of the toilet. That's it, I suppose.
well, i would expect that one for a feral wolf
*rolls eyes on hearing about the toilet drinking*
not the first time i've done that one
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"