I would rather fight Shadow, blindfolded, tied up, in a volcano, on the Moon then do that again. got something of my chest....How the hell did you know?
Ancient Griffon insult
That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,414Community Moderator
Ok, if you have a Y chromosone, get the hell out of here.
I don't care if you are married to her, her alternate twin from another universe, or trying to kill her, Out.
Ancient Griffon insult
That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,414Community Moderator
edited September 2014
Can you believe that guy actually locked me out of my own Ready Room? This isn't just my "Office". Its my frickin' Trill Cave! I come in here to relax and read if I might be needed out on the Bridge quickly!
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
*Ba'al organizes armies and monitors paparazzi distribution patterns. The Grand Vizier gets up, stretches, and begins doing some actor's physical and vocal warm-ups*
Ba'al: Captain Jade, based on paparazzi distribution, it appears that all of the decoys so far have been effective. I recommend these planets for the wedding; all are quick and easy to get to and have nice, quiet facilities for both the wedding and the honeymoon.
*hands over list of a few hundred planets and universe designations*
Hail Me.
GV: *trills lips to the tune of the Imperial March from "Star Wars"*
Ahem...You know New York, you need New York, you know you love Unique New York. *repeats ten times really fast*
*does a few jumping jacks and stretches out torso*
Alright, quick practice speech, hope nobody minds...
PUNY AND INSIGNIFICANT INSERT SPECIES HERE OF THE FEEBLE INSERT ORGANIZATION HERE!!!!! LIFE AS YOU KNOW IT IS OVER!!! GRAND VIZIER WORFFAN101 STANDS BEFORE YOU, WITH GRAND VIZIER WORFFAN101'S GLORIOUS LEGIONS OF DOOM (tm), TO CONQUER THIS FEEBLE REALM IN THE NAME OF SUPREME SYSTEM LORD BA'AL, MAY HE LIVE FOREVER!!! WE SHALL CRUSH ALL RESISTANCE BENEATH OUR IRON BOOTS AND BRING YOU FREE HEALTH CARE, DENTAL CARE, GUARANTEED SALARIES, AND GUARANTEED CIVIL RIGHTS AND LIBERTIES IN THE GLORIOUS NAME OF BA'AL!!!!!
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
ba'al, last i heard, jade is planning on getting married on EARTH at starfleet academy...just keep the vultures away from THERE
and worfffan...can't you just plagarize from the borg and change a few lines around?
Ba'al: Excellent, then we don't even need the list.
*into comm bracelet*
O'Neill, we have a location. Starfleet Academy on the Federation's Earth. Yes, the one that's not quite timeline-centered with us.
Hail Me.
GV: Uh, I'm kind of contractually prohibited from using Borg lines...
And I'm also contractually obligated to get my morning warm-ups in. I was a Shakespearean actor in high school and college, that's part of why I got hired.
Hail Ba'al!
(OOC: I really am an amateur actor, and the first part of the warm-up is something I really do)
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
*pulls a skull out of pants and tosses at worffan's head*
well, go back to shakespeare! at least that stuff's GOOD!
*Grabs skull and strikes a pose with a grin*
Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio; a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy; he hath borne me on his back a thousand times; and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is! My gorge rises at it. Here hung those lips that I have kissed I know not how oft. Where be your gibes now? Your gambols? Your songs? Your flashes of merriment, that were wont to set the table on a roar?
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
Comments
That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
Magic.
Captain, have you gotten any rest since lunch?
(Rose does look concerned.)
That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
I don't care if you are married to her, her alternate twin from another universe, or trying to kill her, Out.
That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
I tried.
(then a an idea formed and she smiles.)
(walks out to the bridge and walks to Tala)
"Get Dr. Reynolds up here. the Captain looks beat, and she got Kuntel and gang in there."
That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Ba'al: Captain Jade, based on paparazzi distribution, it appears that all of the decoys so far have been effective. I recommend these planets for the wedding; all are quick and easy to get to and have nice, quiet facilities for both the wedding and the honeymoon.
*hands over list of a few hundred planets and universe designations*
Hail Me.
GV: *trills lips to the tune of the Imperial March from "Star Wars"*
Ahem...You know New York, you need New York, you know you love Unique New York. *repeats ten times really fast*
*does a few jumping jacks and stretches out torso*
Alright, quick practice speech, hope nobody minds...
PUNY AND INSIGNIFICANT INSERT SPECIES HERE OF THE FEEBLE INSERT ORGANIZATION HERE!!!!! LIFE AS YOU KNOW IT IS OVER!!! GRAND VIZIER WORFFAN101 STANDS BEFORE YOU, WITH GRAND VIZIER WORFFAN101'S GLORIOUS LEGIONS OF DOOM (tm), TO CONQUER THIS FEEBLE REALM IN THE NAME OF SUPREME SYSTEM LORD BA'AL, MAY HE LIVE FOREVER!!! WE SHALL CRUSH ALL RESISTANCE BENEATH OUR IRON BOOTS AND BRING YOU FREE HEALTH CARE, DENTAL CARE, GUARANTEED SALARIES, AND GUARANTEED CIVIL RIGHTS AND LIBERTIES IN THE GLORIOUS NAME OF BA'AL!!!!!
HAIL BA'AL!!!!!
i can't enjoy a simple damn book anymore...
ba'al, last i heard, jade is planning on getting married on EARTH at starfleet academy...just keep the vultures away from THERE
and worfffan...can't you just plagarize from the borg and change a few lines around?
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Ba'al: Excellent, then we don't even need the list.
*into comm bracelet*
O'Neill, we have a location. Starfleet Academy on the Federation's Earth. Yes, the one that's not quite timeline-centered with us.
Hail Me.
GV: Uh, I'm kind of contractually prohibited from using Borg lines...
And I'm also contractually obligated to get my morning warm-ups in. I was a Shakespearean actor in high school and college, that's part of why I got hired.
Hail Ba'al!
(OOC: I really am an amateur actor, and the first part of the warm-up is something I really do)
well, go back to shakespeare! at least that stuff's GOOD!
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
*Grabs skull and strikes a pose with a grin*
Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio; a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy; he hath borne me on his back a thousand times; and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is! My gorge rises at it. Here hung those lips that I have kissed I know not how oft. Where be your gibes now? Your gambols? Your songs? Your flashes of merriment, that were wont to set the table on a roar?
*takes a bow*
Hail Ba'al!
eh, needs more soul...
*goes back to book*
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Yeah, I never did have the gravitas for serious roles...
Didn't stop them from casting me as Hamlet, though. God, that was a tough show.
I can do a wicked good Dogberry, though. And my Falstaff is considered to be quality as well.
Hail Ba'al!
if you're done acting, give me my skull back - i need that for necromancy-related stuff
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Everyone out!
*Pulls them out along with himself, and then walks to the Captain's quarters.*
i REALLY can't enjoy a damn book in peace anymore!
*storms off back to his quarters*
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
What the hell is wrong with people?
*Walks into the Captain's Quarters.*
Ba'al: Technically, Goa'uld are asexual, and I've been in female hosts on numerous occasions.
I even slept with this charming fellow called Captain Jack Harkness once. Nice man. Flighty, but nice.
Hail Me.
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"