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  • kuntelkuntel Member Posts: 16,484 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    *Nods.*

    Maria: Okay... interesting.

    *She looks at a menu.*

    Maria: What do you want?
  • rattler2rattler2 Member, Star Trek Online Moderator Posts: 58,568 Community Moderator
    edited September 2014
    *Looks at the menu*
    Hm...
    *Trips ryan*
    Wrong country.
    *Looks at the menu again*
    I... I hope this doesn't change anything. I'm still the same person I was earlier today.
    Well... I did say I wanted a taco...
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    I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
    The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
  • ryan218ryan218 Member Posts: 36,106 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    rattler2 wrote: »
    *Looks at the menu*
    Hm...
    *Trips ryan*
    Wrong country.
    *Looks at the menu again*
    I... I hope this doesn't change anything. I'm still the same person I was earlier today.
    Well... I did say I wanted a taco...

    *I pick myself up.*

    Prague?
  • kuntelkuntel Member Posts: 16,484 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    *She smiles at Jade.*

    Maria: Of course not, dear. Things like that don't bother people like me.

    *She taps her chin.*

    Maria: Maybe I should look into it. It probably makes things more interesting in bed...

    *She looks at Jade.*

    Maria: Right?
  • legendarylycan#5411 legendarylycan Member Posts: 37,282 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    *slides in next to jade, having been shadowing her the entire time*

    hi there! all done shopping for your three hundred and sixty six pairs of shoes?
    Like special weapons from other Star Trek games? Wondering if they can be replicated in STO even a little bit? Check this out: https://forum.arcgames.com/startrekonline/discussion/1262277/a-mostly-comprehensive-guide-to-star-trek-videogame-special-weapons-and-their-sto-equivalents

    #LegalizeAwoo

    A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
    An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
    A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
    A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"


    "It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
    "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
    Passion and Serenity are one.
    I gain power by understanding both.
    In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
    I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
    The Force is united within me.
  • rattler2rattler2 Member, Star Trek Online Moderator Posts: 58,568 Community Moderator
    edited September 2014
    I wouldn't know.
    *Scratches the back of her head*

    And Shadow... No new shoes.
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    I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
    The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
  • kuntelkuntel Member Posts: 16,484 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    ryan218 wrote: »
    *I pick myself up.*

    Prague?

    Maria: Vienna, idiot. And Berlin and Prague no longer exist...
  • ryan218ryan218 Member Posts: 36,106 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    kuntel wrote: »
    Maria: Vienna, idiot. And Berlin and Prague no longer exist...

    Oh...

    That's in France, right?
  • kuntelkuntel Member Posts: 16,484 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    ryan218 wrote: »
    Oh...

    That's in France, right?

    *She pepper spays him.*

    Maria: Sie Offensive , ignorant, dumm britischen Person!
  • ryan218ryan218 Member Posts: 36,106 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    kuntel wrote: »
    *She pepper spays him.*

    Maria: Sie Offensive , ignorant, dumm britischen Person!

    *Runs screaming towards the fountain.*

    Ignorant and dumb are redundant statements!!!!!

    *Leaps into fountain.*

    [SPLASH!]
  • rattler2rattler2 Member, Star Trek Online Moderator Posts: 58,568 Community Moderator
    edited September 2014
    *Gets the Jadzia Dax "oh snap" look*
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    I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
    The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
  • kuntelkuntel Member Posts: 16,484 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    Maria: Und kommen nicht zur
  • ryan218ryan218 Member Posts: 36,106 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    OOC: I love how she's okay with him mistaking Vienna for Prague and Berlin, but as soon as he mentions France, he's crossed the line! Is there still bad blood between Austrians and the French?
  • legendarylycan#5411 legendarylycan Member Posts: 37,282 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    (the bad blood is between the british and french, not austrians...unless i missed something during world history)
    Like special weapons from other Star Trek games? Wondering if they can be replicated in STO even a little bit? Check this out: https://forum.arcgames.com/startrekonline/discussion/1262277/a-mostly-comprehensive-guide-to-star-trek-videogame-special-weapons-and-their-sto-equivalents

    #LegalizeAwoo

    A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
    An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
    A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
    A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"


    "It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
    "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
    Passion and Serenity are one.
    I gain power by understanding both.
    In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
    I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
    The Force is united within me.
  • kuntelkuntel Member Posts: 16,484 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    ryan218 wrote: »
    OOC: I love how she's okay with him mistaking Vienna for Prague and Berlin, but as soon as he mentions France, he's crossed the line! Is there still bad blood between Austrians and the French?

    OOC: Prague and Berlin were German... meaning countrymen, somewhat. The French.... in WWII(in the dimensions timeline) the French were socialists and called the Commune of France(Nationale France fell apart in Africa). Not only was there bad blood from the Middle Ages and the feudal stuff, the C.o.F. committed mass genocide against Austrians in any occupied territory...
  • rattler2rattler2 Member, Star Trek Online Moderator Posts: 58,568 Community Moderator
    edited September 2014
    Eh... I just ripped worffan a new one.
    *Shrug*
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    I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
    The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
  • legendarylycan#5411 legendarylycan Member Posts: 37,282 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    nice...but instead of beating him up, just snap one of these *holds up a latex surgical glove*
    Like special weapons from other Star Trek games? Wondering if they can be replicated in STO even a little bit? Check this out: https://forum.arcgames.com/startrekonline/discussion/1262277/a-mostly-comprehensive-guide-to-star-trek-videogame-special-weapons-and-their-sto-equivalents

    #LegalizeAwoo

    A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
    An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
    A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
    A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"


    "It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
    "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
    Passion and Serenity are one.
    I gain power by understanding both.
    In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
    I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
    The Force is united within me.
  • ryan218ryan218 Member Posts: 36,106 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    kuntel wrote: »
    OOC: Prague and Berlin were German... meaning countrymen, somewhat. The French.... in WWII(in the dimensions timeline) the French were socialists and called the Commune of France(Nationale France fell apart in Africa). Not only was there bad blood from the Middle Ages and the feudal stuff, the C.o.F. committed mass genocide against Austrians in any occupied territory...

    OOC: Ah... Gotcha!

    Y'know, it's interesting given France nearly went red following WWII in the real world.

    *I soon walk back over.*

    Wien! Vienna is in Wien!
  • rattler2rattler2 Member, Star Trek Online Moderator Posts: 58,568 Community Moderator
    edited September 2014
    A glove? What happened?
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    I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
    The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
  • kuntelkuntel Member Posts: 16,484 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    ryan218 wrote: »
    OOC: Ah... Gotcha!

    Y'know, it's interesting given France nearly went red following WWII in the real world.

    *I soon walk back over.*

    Wien! Vienna is in Wien!

    OOC: I think that's the same thing?

    Maria: Dumm deutsch TRIBBLE...
  • legendarylycan#5411 legendarylycan Member Posts: 37,282 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    *evil grin*

    oh, your doc decided to give worffan a physical - at his request...needless to say, he won't be going willingly to any future physicals
    Like special weapons from other Star Trek games? Wondering if they can be replicated in STO even a little bit? Check this out: https://forum.arcgames.com/startrekonline/discussion/1262277/a-mostly-comprehensive-guide-to-star-trek-videogame-special-weapons-and-their-sto-equivalents

    #LegalizeAwoo

    A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
    An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
    A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
    A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"


    "It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
    "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
    Passion and Serenity are one.
    I gain power by understanding both.
    In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
    I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
    The Force is united within me.
  • rattler2rattler2 Member, Star Trek Online Moderator Posts: 58,568 Community Moderator
    edited September 2014
    Yea... that kinda sounds like Kayla.
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    I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
    The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
  • ryan218ryan218 Member Posts: 36,106 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    kuntel wrote: »
    OOC: I think that's the same thing?

    Maria: Dumm deutsch TRIBBLE...

    (OOC: I think Wien's also the name of the province. Most of what I know of Austrian geography is from EUIV.)

    Actually, I'm British, not German.

    (OOC: Is deutsch german for 'german' or 'dutch'?)
  • legendarylycan#5411 legendarylycan Member Posts: 37,282 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    ryan218 wrote: »
    (OOC: I think Wien's also the name of the province. Most of what I know of Austrian geography is from EUIV.)

    Actually, I'm British, not German.

    (OOC: Is deutsch german for 'german' or 'dutch'?)
    (german; that's why 'do you speak german?' in german is 'sprechen sie deutsche?')
    Like special weapons from other Star Trek games? Wondering if they can be replicated in STO even a little bit? Check this out: https://forum.arcgames.com/startrekonline/discussion/1262277/a-mostly-comprehensive-guide-to-star-trek-videogame-special-weapons-and-their-sto-equivalents

    #LegalizeAwoo

    A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
    An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
    A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
    A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"


    "It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
    "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
    Passion and Serenity are one.
    I gain power by understanding both.
    In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
    I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
    The Force is united within me.
  • kuntelkuntel Member Posts: 16,484 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    ryan218 wrote: »
    (OOC: I think Wien's also the name of the province. Most of what I know of Austrian geography is from EUIV.)

    Actually, I'm British, not German.

    (OOC: Is deutsch german for 'german' or 'dutch'?)

    OOC: Stupid translator... should have stuck with Google. 'Deutsch' is the word for all Germanic groups, so Dutch, Austrian, German, Bohemian, and maybe Bulgarian... I think.

    Maria: ....*Pepper sprays Ryan again.*
  • icerose20icerose20 Member Posts: 18,379 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    (OOC German for German, german for dutch is hollandisch))
    Ancient Griffon insult

    That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
  • icerose20icerose20 Member Posts: 18,379 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    (OOC, Bulgarians are mostly Slavs. There was alot of Germans in Transylvania before WW2, but not anymore)
    Ancient Griffon insult

    That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
  • rattler2rattler2 Member, Star Trek Online Moderator Posts: 58,568 Community Moderator
    edited September 2014
    *Facepalm*
    Well... this is getting to be loads of fun...
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    I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
    The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
  • ryan218ryan218 Member Posts: 36,106 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    kuntel wrote: »
    OOC: Stupid translator... should have stuck with Google. 'Deutsch' is the word for all Germanic groups, so Dutch, Austrian, German, Bohemian, and maybe Bulgarian... I think.

    Maria: ....*Pepper sprays Ryan again.*

    *Runs for the fountain screaming again.*

    WHAT DID I SAY?!!!!

    [Splash!]

    (OOC: I'm starting to notice a pattern here...)
  • legendarylycan#5411 legendarylycan Member Posts: 37,282 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    yeah, it is...*picks up menu*

    now, let's see what they got; i'm starving
    Like special weapons from other Star Trek games? Wondering if they can be replicated in STO even a little bit? Check this out: https://forum.arcgames.com/startrekonline/discussion/1262277/a-mostly-comprehensive-guide-to-star-trek-videogame-special-weapons-and-their-sto-equivalents

    #LegalizeAwoo

    A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
    An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
    A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
    A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"


    "It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
    "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
    Passion and Serenity are one.
    I gain power by understanding both.
    In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
    I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
    The Force is united within me.
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