Right now, they have the crash team trying to revive the hamster.
Hamster CPR
This program, though reasonably normal at times, seems to have a strong affinity to classes belonging to the Cat 2.0 program. Questerius 2.7 will break down on occasion, resulting in garbage and nonsense messages whenever it occurs. Usually a hard reboot or pulling the plug solves the problem when that happens.
Whatdafrack is the point of a server down bar on the home page if they do not change it when the server is down?
It isn't instant. Someone has to verify that the servers are down for an extended period of time, and that they cannot diagnose the issue right away and give us information. Thus, there might be a few minutes before an actual "server down" bar is activated.
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I heard one of the Devs accidentally left a bag of Cheetos on his desk near where the tribble running on the hamster wheel that powers the server was... we all know what happened next
I heard one of the Devs accidentally left a bag of Cheetos on his desk near where the tribble running on the hamster wheel that powers the server was... we all know what happened next
I made that mistake once, now i have so many tribbles that I don't even NEED a warp core, it's a beautiful thing! :cool:
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
I'm not THAT difficult to please, I just have a very low tolerance threshold for stupid BS! - George Carlin.
I heard one of the Devs accidentally left a bag of Cheetos on his desk near where the tribble running on the hamster wheel that powers the server was... we all know what happened next
Yes, we do: the Klingons wiped them out. :P It was a glorious victory for the Empire!
I started getting the character swap, load in errors around midnight last night. Seems Cryptic forgot to pay their kickback to Cogentco again for bandwidth.
The server was up and running fine until i went out just after 9am. When I went to log in it would not connect and kept timing out. I restarted the computer and tried logging in again only to find a message saying server is down. I hope that if this takes a while to sort that the bonus dyson sphere event will run for longer to compensate
Man I started downloading ARC when this happened, so is this an omen that I should not install Arc? Just in case I stopped the download. You don't want to mess with lady luck.
encountered this about 7:30ish, and promptly imitated a sailor fresh from day 1 at port while searching google.
happened upon this godsend from some genius on the 106th fleet http://stostatus.com/ which has assauged my fears that something in my game went and shot itself..or worse my computer was fixing to do so.
then I checked the forums and then the front page. guess I'll go pop a movie in as this appears to not be a quick fix.
Murphy's laws:
1- Murphy’s Law tells us that anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
2- And anything that does go wrong will get progressively worse.
3- And if you survive the first two laws it’s time to panic.
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I'd definitely pay to see THAT video.
Hamster CPR
how much would you pay?
Fifty, sixty bucks?
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Has damage got out of control?
This is the last thing I will post.
It doesn't expire for another 4 hours I believe.
It isn't instant. Someone has to verify that the servers are down for an extended period of time, and that they cannot diagnose the issue right away and give us information. Thus, there might be a few minutes before an actual "server down" bar is activated.
I heard one of the Devs accidentally left a bag of Cheetos on his desk near where the tribble running on the hamster wheel that powers the server was... we all know what happened next
Just post in the existing one, like everybody else does. Or better yet, don't. Cryptic is aware and working on it.
I made that mistake once, now i have so many tribbles that I don't even NEED a warp core, it's a beautiful thing! :cool:
I'm not THAT difficult to please, I just have a very low tolerance threshold for stupid BS! - George Carlin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0lzyUOjvFw
"in all likelyhood"
Yes, we do: the Klingons wiped them out. :P It was a glorious victory for the Empire!
totally support your what your signature says!
Oh wait, he's doing Farmville MMO, or something else..
Dee ANDGEEELOoo...
I need to find vowel to lengthened in the yell!
I was trying to quit smoking, but now I have to go find that pack of deathsticks. Very bad. Very, very bad.
happened upon this godsend from some genius on the 106th fleet http://stostatus.com/ which has assauged my fears that something in my game went and shot itself..or worse my computer was fixing to do so.
then I checked the forums and then the front page. guess I'll go pop a movie in as this appears to not be a quick fix.
1- Murphy’s Law tells us that anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
2- And anything that does go wrong will get progressively worse.
3- And if you survive the first two laws it’s time to panic.