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Longknife - Harshlands wrote: »

Act I: The Cleric Mooch

BH group forms, BH group slowly pushes it's way to the boss. Buffs up and gets ready.

Random member: "When you're ready barb."
Barb: "kk"
Cleric: ANYBODY HAVE MP POTS?

sooo true...

"sorry, i run out of mana" (while in BB at wyv)

Isala - Sanctuary wrote: »

Why So Dead?

I'm on my cleric, and 9 times out of 10, this happens.

Me: ♪ Killing mobs! La de da! Plume shot! Plume shot! Oooh! Crit! Yay! ♥

*BM appears*

BM: Smite! Smite! KILL THEM ALL! Smite! Smite! *PWNT!* Blargh! I am dead.

BM: *looks around* CLARIC!!!1111ELEVEN! RES PLZZ!!! QQQQQQQ

Me: Hm? *looks around, sees nothing but mobs*

BM: NOOB! REZ ME NAO!!!! QQQQQQ

Me: *Sigh* What a rude moron... *goes to res*...

BM: REZ ME NOOB!!!! STUPID CLARIC!!!!

Me: Never mind... *goes back to killing mobs*

BM: [Insert obscenity here] *starts crying for another cleric*

Other Clerics: *Ignore*

BM: *Long rant about how clerics suck, blah, blah blah.*

Me: Go to town, you noob.

BM: RES ME! IT'S YOUR JOB!!!!!!

Me: Do I look like I'm in your squad? I'm not your res slave. *turns off common chat*

*sweet peaceful silen-*

BM: *whispering* [insert obscenity here]

Me: *sigh* ... *Blacklists*

And, yes. It is ALWAYS a BM. I've seen more dead BMs crying for a res than I have every other class COMBINED.

Lmao gotta love idiots who insult and then expect a res b:chuckle.

Isala - Sanctuary wrote: »

Why So Dead?

....

+9001

Once when i was very low lvl I was mistaken for a cleric and asked for a rez.
I ignored him.
A minute later, he asked again, and I told him I don't have rez
He calls me a noob.
b:laugh
/story

I (as 48 veno) get into a squad to get Jewelscalen. When I get there, there's one Praco left following Jewel, and I send my sawfly to lure it.

Barb: Get your pet out of there!

I unsummon and resummon my 'fly, and Praco comes to me (like I wanted) and dies.

Barb: Don't send your pet against Jewel!

Me: If I send my pet, it's just going to die. (like I'm going to waste pet loyalty on a lost cause like that.)

Barb: It dies, then Jewel comes after you, and cleric dies! (you're such a fail barb you can't hold aggro from a sawfly getting maybe one or two hits in before dying?)

Somebody (and this was (if I remember right) an 84 barb) doesn't understand how veno luring works. I didn't feel like lecturing, so I was a good G.I.R.L. and sat on the rock and watched the show.

Reminds me of the noob barb I recently had for a Frost run... We told him about a dozen times what to do, and he still kept **** it up, told him repeatedly before, and during each boss, what each one did, and what to do, and he still kept **** up. Granted, it may have been his first time, but even a virgin knows how to listen after dying dozens of times. We finally get to Super Mighty, and we tell him, in plain, simple terms, "When you see the boss shout, run away from him. You can not survive that AoE. So what does he do? He stands still and dies. And gets ressed. And dies again, this time, taking part of the party with him, including the cleric. I end up tanking him... With my Herc... I don't know how many of you have Venos, but let me just say one thing... It SUCKS tanking him with a Herc. You have to stay out of the way far enough the pet can actually have somewhere to run, while keeping his HP, and yours up, due to lack of cleric... It's a multitasking hell... But somehow we pulled it off. Cue the QQ. Barb starts whining about how we're **** his costs, his charm, his blah, blah, blah, blah. At this point, I've had it. I've been spending the entire instance grabbing aggro off the party every time he's died with Alpha Male, and saving everyone from completely getting pwned. My repair/pot costs are completely worse than his at this point. So, I ask the Wizard for lead, and tear him a new one.

Barb: Bawwwwww! My armor! My charm! My pots! My repair costs!
Me: No... You don't get to do that. We've been helpful, we've been nice, we've tried to help you learn this instance. We understand you're new to this, and that it sucks learning something new some times, but you do NOT get to whine about things that are entirely YOUR fault.
Barb: Okay, Mom.
Me: *SNAP!* NO. Your mom actually gives a damn about you. I, on the other hand, do not. Goodbye. *boot*
Barb: *long stream of obscenity* *disappears*
Party: Well, that's over. b:chuckle Got a barb?
Me: Yep. Give me just a bit to get him in here.

I end up calling a level 73 barb into the instance. One of my best friends IRL. The only problems we have from that point on is when the BM decides to be an idiot and grab a bunch of mobs despite the rest of the party yelling at him to grab less, due to lower level barb, and then laughing as the cleric and wizard die... Well, that, and Fragrance. Stupid Debuff FTL. The rest of the run is gorgeous.

Isala - Sanctuary wrote: »

Reminds me of the noob barb I recently had for a Frost run... We told him about a dozen times what to do, and he still kept **** it up, told him repeatedly before, and during each boss, what each one did, and what to do, and he still kept **** up. Granted, it may have been his first time, but even a virgin knows how to listen after dying dozens of times. We finally get to Super Mighty, and we tell him, in plain, simple terms, "When you see the boss shout, run away from him. You can not survive that AoE. So what does he do? He stands still and dies. And gets ressed. And dies again, this time, taking part of the party with him, including the cleric. I end up tanking him... With my Herc... I don't know how many of you have Venos, but let me just say one thing... It SUCKS tanking him with a Herc. You have to stay out of the way far enough the pet can actually have somewhere to run, while keeping his HP, and yours up, due to lack of cleric... It's a multitasking hell... But somehow we pulled it off. Cue the QQ. Barb starts whining about how we're **** his costs, his charm, his blah, blah, blah, blah. At this point, I've had it. I've been spending the entire instance grabbing aggro off the party every time he's died with Alpha Male, and saving everyone from completely getting pwned. My repair/pot costs are completely worse than his at this point. So, I ask the Wizard for lead, and tear him a new one.

Barb: Bawwwwww! My armor! My charm! My pots! My repair costs!
Me: No... You don't get to do that. We've been helpful, we've been nice, we've tried to help you learn this instance. We understand you're new to this, and that it sucks learning something new some times, but you do NOT get to whine about things that are entirely YOUR fault.
Barb: Okay, Mom.
Me: *SNAP!* NO. Your mom actually gives a damn about you. I, on the other hand, do not. Goodbye. *boot*
Barb: *long stream of obscenity* *disappears*
Party: Well, that's over. b:chuckle Got a barb?
Me: Yep. Give me just a bit to get him in here.

I end up calling a level 73 barb into the instance. One of my best friends IRL. The only problems we have from that point on is when the BM decides to be an idiot and grab a bunch of mobs despite the rest of the party yelling at him to grab less, due to lower level barb, and then laughing as the cleric and wizard die... Well, that, and Fragrance. Stupid Debuff FTL. The rest of the run is gorgeous.

b:chuckle Um does his name go by smth like RAGI......
Just curious... This sounds too familiar.

A cleric should try their best to prevent a HP charm from ticking because that is largely preventable.

I agree to this, as smb playing a barb, cleric & now DD.

All the clerics that were QQing about "meh your charm ticket w/e my mp ticked." So... do you just sit & meditate in the middle of the run to prevent it to tick? Or do you just DD? Then that won't exactly prevent your mp charm ticking... since you're still using casts... If you don't know barbs use mp as well... Unless I bring orbs to a tt I will use a lot of mp (orbs are a pain as well since often clerics even after warning accidently rebuff you & overwrite the orb)... Run starts, I buff hp/atk, need to pot no mana. Cleric buffs, only a small part of his mana pool is used, by the time we reach mobs it's mostly restored. & so on.

If my barb's charm ticks a few times w/e it happens especially on tough boses. However when it happens over & over... I'll QQ... if that doesn't help I just stop taking agro & let either cleric or DDs die & after go oops If the DD is a friend I'll pm & warn them if not I blame lag.

Michael_dark - Lost City wrote: »

Well, it used to be a veno's job to farm a herc by the time they were 8x-ish. It wasn't all that difficult before the game kinda changed.




About that... The tank is going to incur costs from using pots and from repairs from taking damage, as a cleric with a charm, your charm will tick because you use a constant supply of MP... a HP charm is quite different... it's kind of sad that needs to be explained. >.>




Logic fail. Your job is to keep my HP charm from ticking as it's my job to keep your HP charm from ticking or you from dying. It's kind of a trade-off.

A cleric complaining about their MP charm ticking is just stupid. Of course it's going to tick, you bought it for the luxury of not having to pot as much or so you can afk macro heal.

Trying to equate your MP charm ticking to a tank's HP charm ticking is futile.

You wine too much.
Stop playing

VlLKASS - Sanctuary wrote: »

b:surrender Na was my bad sorry.

Hm... here is smth I often experienced while farming tt80/90, but happened in many other instances as well.
The QQ Repair Barb:
Run starts. Just as 1st mob hits the barb.
Barb: OMG THE REPAIRS ARE GONA BE HUGE
Run continues. Boss.
Barb: OMFG MY REPAIRS! WHAT? WHAT DO U MEAN THE BM HAS BEEN TANKING MOST OF THE MOBS!? MY REPAIRS WILL BE HUGGEEEE! OMG! YOU DON'T GET IT! HUH? SO WHAT IF U HAVE MP/HP/AMMO/REP COSTS?! MY REPAIRS!!!

After an entire run of the barb QQing all the time about repairs & how expensive it is, barb ofcourse as the "tank" gets the most & best drops.
Barb: OMG THIS WILL BARELY COVER THE REPAIRS! THIS RUN SUCKS. *rage leaves*

A mockery of our names I say, A MOCKERY!!! =__=;;

FatherTed - Dreamweaver wrote: »

Hercs are nice, but a veno who knows how to play their class no matter which pet they use is better.

*nods head vehemently*

example:

bh69 party - hopped on cleric to help friend

cleric - says to veno, amp the bosses please, it'll go by much faster.

veno - whats amp? b:surrender

cleric - explains amplify skill to veno.

"oh".. i dont like being a fox. i dont have any of the skills. i look better in human form b:shocked

Yeah the cleric without any pots and a sudden safety lock is my least favourite.

That and barbs who don't even carry mp pots and just like to meditate with their HUGE mp regen for about 20 minutes (Sarcasm, duhhhh)

Just today I had a bm telling me I should tank pyro. I kept telling him that pyro hits physical up close and he'd be a better tank since I had like 2k hp and he had like 6.

That and I just didn't want to. The guy was such an idiot about it, I just left. It's like he had no faith in his class at all. b:sad

Samsoul - Lost City wrote: »

That and barbs who don't even carry mp pots and just like to meditate with their HUGE mp regen for about 20 minutes (Sarcasm, duhhhh)

To be fair, with a cleric regeneration buff it only takes maybe a minute or so.

Brigid - Harshlands wrote: »

To be fair, with a cleric regeneration buff it only takes maybe a minute or so.

But... but.. thats a whole 60 seconds! b:sad

Isala - Sanctuary wrote: »

I've tanked the first boss. I'll tank that boss 9001 more times than I would Adawolf... And that time, I tanked him sans cleric... Don't get me wrong, I CAN tank everything but Fragrance... But **** Adawolf. **** him hard. He always ends up casting Super Mighty right after I triple Spark, or something.

So it's always

Spa-*Super! Mighty!*-rk?!
****! Move Pet! *Powerful!*
Faster, you idiot blob! *Whirling!*
Phew... Just barely out of range... *Slash!*

Of course... By this time, my Triple Spark is wasted... So I don't get to use all that power to hurt him... He's just an all around boss of suck and fail, and even worse when you're tanking.

Hehe, I beg to differ. Asoteric RuneWolf is my favourite boss in FF 'cause of the 'death tag' game he plays with us, and some1 has always died at that boss so far in all my runs.b:laugh

It's especially fun when I deliberately lure him to the squishy, unsuspecting casters when he's just about to chant his 1-Hit KO AoE.b:sinb:sin


(PS: I only do that with friends/faction mates who know I do that every run )