Corrupt the Wish

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  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    Wish granted, you go out skydiving! The first jump is so much fun, that you want to go up again. And again. And again. As you jump out of the plane for the third jump, you are even planning a fourth. That is, until the string on your parachute breaks off when you try and deploy it.


    I wish for the next thing I write on paper to come true.
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  • Grippieluver - Lost City
    Grippieluver - Lost City Posts: 9,807 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    Granted, but someone comes to your house and kills your family... then you write on paper that you wish your family could come back to life.. so they come back as zombies


    I wish it wasnt so unbearably hot
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    MagicHamsta will remain in our hearts forever

    P.S. I am a female venomancer ^^ I know it's rare, isn't it?
  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    Wish granted. Now it's unbearably cold.


    I wish for rocket boots.
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  • Grippieluver - Lost City
    Grippieluver - Lost City Posts: 9,807 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    granted, but they're fakes


    I wis I didnt have any illness.. scratch that... NOBODY had any illnesses
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    MagicHamsta will remain in our hearts forever

    P.S. I am a female venomancer ^^ I know it's rare, isn't it?
  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    Wish granted. A team of genius doctors find a miracle substance that wipes out all disease causing bacteria and viruses. All diseases are now a thing of the past. Then a small side effect is discovered. The drug not only kills off all the harmful microbes, it also kills off all the good, beneficial stuff as well. With no helpful bacteria in our systems, our bodies are no longer able to carry out the basic functions that keep us alive, and we slowly die out.



    I wish for my own army of super loyal gnomes.
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  • Grippieluver - Lost City
    Grippieluver - Lost City Posts: 9,807 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    Granted, but I kill them all


    I wish for more air!
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    MagicHamsta will remain in our hearts forever

    P.S. I am a female venomancer ^^ I know it's rare, isn't it?
  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    Wish granted. You get so much air, that the pressure of it all makes you collapse due to inner ear pain.


    I wish for an alarm clock that's not incredibly annoying.
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  • Grippieluver - Lost City
    Grippieluver - Lost City Posts: 9,807 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    Granted, u can never hear it


    I wish for his phone number
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    MagicHamsta will remain in our hearts forever

    P.S. I am a female venomancer ^^ I know it's rare, isn't it?
  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    Wish granted. He gives you his phone number. Well, his old one anyway. he got it changed last week and keeps forgetting about it.



    I wish for a car that doesn't need gas to run.
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  • Grippieluver - Lost City
    Grippieluver - Lost City Posts: 9,807 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    Granted, it needs fingers to run


    I wish for a new razor
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]Thankiez to Dorset for the sig!

    MagicHamsta will remain in our hearts forever

    P.S. I am a female venomancer ^^ I know it's rare, isn't it?
  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    Wish granted, you get your new razor, but it's tiny. So small in fact, that it can't be used for anything.


    I wish I could remember my dreams.
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  • Grippieluver - Lost City
    Grippieluver - Lost City Posts: 9,807 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    Granted, but u always have nightmares


    I wish my ear wasnt stopped up
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]Thankiez to Dorset for the sig!

    MagicHamsta will remain in our hearts forever

    P.S. I am a female venomancer ^^ I know it's rare, isn't it?
  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    Wish granted. Your earwax now flows freely. Unfortunately, that does mean that you have a near steady stream of the stuff falling out of your ears.


    I wish for the perfect girlfriend.
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  • Grippieluver - Lost City
    Grippieluver - Lost City Posts: 9,807 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    Granted, but she is only in your dreams


    I wish for the perfect boyfriend in real life that'll love me forever
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]Thankiez to Dorset for the sig!

    MagicHamsta will remain in our hearts forever

    P.S. I am a female venomancer ^^ I know it's rare, isn't it?
  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    Wish granted. You get the guy of your dreams, and he loves you deeply. In fact, he may love you a little too much. He smothers you with his affections, to the point where you can no longer stand his presence. And even then, he still tries to be with you. You eventually need to get a restraining order to get away from him.


    I wish for a comfortable bed to sleep on.
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  • Grippieluver - Lost City
    Grippieluver - Lost City Posts: 9,807 Arc User
    edited September 2010
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    Granted, it's as light as a feahter, but u weigh too much and the box spring breaks

    I wish for.............................my air conditioner to work better    [/COLOR]
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]Thankiez to Dorset for the sig!

    MagicHamsta will remain in our hearts forever

    P.S. I am a female venomancer ^^ I know it's rare, isn't it?
  • WaffleChan - Sanctuary
    WaffleChan - Sanctuary Posts: 2,897 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    granted, but your air conditioning bill is through the roof. disgruntled by this, you beg all your friends for a loan to help cover it, but they decline. so you kill them all. getting rid of the bodies has surmounted to be an even more daunting task, so you try to bathe them in acid to rid of the corpses. this acid costs alot to purchase, and the police wonder why such large shipments of corrosive materials are being shipped to a normal person's home. as these bills line up, you decide to rob a bank. you plan it out, and get shot in the process by a guard trying to be a hero. the police see the bullet wound in the hospital records, and track the robebry to you. while busting into your home for the arrest of the bank robbery, they find the bodies being disposed of in the basement where you are hiding, crying in the fetal position, begging for your momma. so, you get a working air conditioner.... while you're serving 40 to life in the pen.

    i wish i could have all my sin's needed interval gear.
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  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    Wish granted. You get all the gear you could ever want. A week before it's all nerfed to be mediocre at best.


    I wish for the perfect job.
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  • Grippieluver - Lost City
    Grippieluver - Lost City Posts: 9,807 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    Granted, but you're not good enough for it, so you get fired


    I wish for..................... a grilled cheese! :D
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]Thankiez to Dorset for the sig!

    MagicHamsta will remain in our hearts forever

    P.S. I am a female venomancer ^^ I know it's rare, isn't it?
  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    Wish granted, you get your grilled cheese, but it's just the cheese. The person who made it just put a bunch a cheese on a grill for a few minutes and gave it to you.



    I wish for a pet bird.
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  • Grippieluver - Lost City
    Grippieluver - Lost City Posts: 9,807 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    Granted, but it hates you, so it pokes your eyes out




    I wish this pimple would go away -.-'
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]Thankiez to Dorset for the sig!

    MagicHamsta will remain in our hearts forever

    P.S. I am a female venomancer ^^ I know it's rare, isn't it?
  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    Wish granted. The pimple bursts open. It's gone, but not you have a large open, puss filled sore in place of it.


    I wish for a pet Yoshi.
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  • FinalFatex - Harshlands
    FinalFatex - Harshlands Posts: 2,427 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    Granted, but it eats you and poops you out as an egg.

    I wish for a present.
    ~~Blood Red since 30~~
  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    Wish granted. You get a present. When you unwrap it, you find your present is a severed head.


    I wish for ice cream.
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  • FinalFatex - Harshlands
    FinalFatex - Harshlands Posts: 2,427 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    Granted, but I place the severed head on top.

    I wish for the person to get there head back attached and in working order.
    ~~Blood Red since 30~~
  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    Wish granted. The head goes back on the body, and works perfectly, but the body is so decayed that it falls apart almost instantly.


    I wish low and none fat food items tasted just as good as their regular counterparts.
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  • Krisnda - Lost City
    Krisnda - Lost City Posts: 1,465 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    Granted, but they use "fake fat"which is 100x wose than regular fat.

    I wish they had infinite gb mp3 players
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  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    Wish granted. You get the mp3 player, but it takes a unique power chord that no other player uses, and there is only one in existence, the one that goes to yours. One day, a mouse gets into your house while your out and chews on the chord until it becomes unusable. The mouse does die off from electrocution as well. So, when you get home, you not only find a dead mouse in your house, but that your new toy will be unusable as soon as it runs out of power.


    I wish to be able to make electricity.
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  • Krisnda - Lost City
    Krisnda - Lost City Posts: 1,465 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    Granted you have the power to make electricity, then u go swimming because u forget about your power and die from electrocution.

    I wish everything that i go to the store to get is free.
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    - Be level-headed to keep discussions and some petty squabbles in check.b:cool
  • SilverCleric - Lost City
    SilverCleric - Lost City Posts: 1,969 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    Granted but everyone gets jealous about your free stuff and then they come to your house and they steal all of your stuff.


    I wish I could have a Bolder Warrior as a pet in PWI that wont kill me and does everything I say. b:laugh
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