Corrupt the Wish

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  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited September 2010
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    Wish granted. There is now world peace. Everyone gets along, and there's no more crime, violence, or anything like that. The world is now very, very boring. So bored, that people have nothing to do any more and just sit around doing nothing at all. Eventually, the entire population of the world becomes fat, lazy blobs that sit around all day doing nothing.


    I wish for a nice hair cut.
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  • Grippieluver - Lost City
    Grippieluver - Lost City Posts: 9,807 Arc User
    edited September 2010
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    Granted, they shave all your hair off and give you a wig


    I wish my headache would go away
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]Thankiez to Dorset for the sig!

    MagicHamsta will remain in our hearts forever

    P.S. I am a female venomancer ^^ I know it's rare, isn't it?
  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited September 2010
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    Wish granted. Your headache leaves you, but only because the pain moved down to your arm.


    I wish for healing powers.
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  • Grippieluver - Lost City
    Grippieluver - Lost City Posts: 9,807 Arc User
    edited September 2010
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    Granted, but you only have to power to heal yourself and no1 else


    I wish the itch feeling never existed
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]Thankiez to Dorset for the sig!

    MagicHamsta will remain in our hearts forever

    P.S. I am a female venomancer ^^ I know it's rare, isn't it?
  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited September 2010
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    Wish granted. Nobody ever itches ever again. But the feeling is replaced by pain whenever we would have itched.

    I wish for ninja skills
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  • Grippieluver - Lost City
    Grippieluver - Lost City Posts: 9,807 Arc User
    edited September 2010
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    no wish


    I wish you had wished witgout having to edit
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]Thankiez to Dorset for the sig!

    MagicHamsta will remain in our hearts forever

    P.S. I am a female venomancer ^^ I know it's rare, isn't it?
  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited September 2010
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    Wish granted. I go back in time and make sure I put in my wish without having to edit it. But, this causes a slight rift in time. At first, this is negligible. A few seconds off here and there. But eventually, these few seconds start adding up, and time as we know it collapses around us.


    I wish for the world's best mattress.
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  • Grippieluver - Lost City
    Grippieluver - Lost City Posts: 9,807 Arc User
    edited September 2010
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    Granted, but someone steels it from you


    I wish for moar hot wings! >:O
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]Thankiez to Dorset for the sig!

    MagicHamsta will remain in our hearts forever

    P.S. I am a female venomancer ^^ I know it's rare, isn't it?
  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited September 2010
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    Wish granted. You get all the hot wings you can eat! But, someone messed up your order a little bit. They made the wings way too hot. Eating even one causes you sweat rivers. But, still you carry on eating them. Eventually, you find that eating so many super hot wings has burned off you taste buds. You can no longer taste anything ever again.

    I wish for peanut butter.
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  • Grippieluver - Lost City
    Grippieluver - Lost City Posts: 9,807 Arc User
    edited September 2010
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    Granted, but it has salmonella


    I wish for the hottest hot wings and taste buds thta can never burn off!!!
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]Thankiez to Dorset for the sig!

    MagicHamsta will remain in our hearts forever

    P.S. I am a female venomancer ^^ I know it's rare, isn't it?
  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited September 2010
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    Wish granted. You get the ultra hot wings. But to make sure that your taste buds don't get burned off by the sheer heat of them, you have to coat your tongue with wax. Not only do you not taste the wings, but since you can't chew properly, you accidentally choke on one of them as you try to swallow it whole.


    I wish to be immune to all diseases, known and unknown.
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  • Jaggerjaques - Sanctuary
    Jaggerjaques - Sanctuary Posts: 153 Arc User
    edited September 2010
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    Granted. You are now immune to all diseases. However, your bones have become extremely brittle, and will break if you trip.

    I wish for 20/20 vision
    helr-cleric-8x
    Jaggerjaques-BM-8x
    blackrobe-wizard-7x
    _Tara-veno-6x
    Superpoke-sin-7x
    punching_bag-barb 7x
  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited September 2010
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    Wish granted, you now have 20/20 eyesight. That is, until your eyes get poked out in a freak accident involving a tree house, a frilled lizard, and some vanilla pudding.


    I wish for a hot fudge sundae.
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  • WaffleChan - Sanctuary
    WaffleChan - Sanctuary Posts: 2,897 Arc User
    edited September 2010
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    wish granted, but the sundae is the one from the spongebob episode made of onions, peanut plant, and ketchup.

    i wish that my wish couldnt be corrupted by someone with malcontent of destroying the wish that i have made of pure innocence, a wish wishing that the wish was corrupt so that whoever tried corrupting a corrupt wish would make them wish they never wished to corrupt my wish with their wish corrupting ways.
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    advice to fledgling archers:
    Going sage is like drunken sex, at first she may look good, but when you wake up the next morning; you'll look at her and go WHAT HAVE I DONE.
  • Grippieluver - Lost City
    Grippieluver - Lost City Posts: 9,807 Arc User
    edited September 2010
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    Granted you get a wish and I do not corrupt it... but I do let you know that by your wish not being corrupted, the game is messed up...



    I wish my leg would stop itching
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]Thankiez to Dorset for the sig!

    MagicHamsta will remain in our hearts forever

    P.S. I am a female venomancer ^^ I know it's rare, isn't it?
  • WaffleChan - Sanctuary
    WaffleChan - Sanctuary Posts: 2,897 Arc User
    edited September 2010
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    granted, but your butt itches instead

    i wish i were a donkey.
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    advice to fledgling archers:
    Going sage is like drunken sex, at first she may look good, but when you wake up the next morning; you'll look at her and go WHAT HAVE I DONE.
  • Grippieluver - Lost City
    Grippieluver - Lost City Posts: 9,807 Arc User
    edited September 2010
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    Granted.. now you're an even bigger as$ :D



    I wish you hadnt made my butt itch
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]Thankiez to Dorset for the sig!

    MagicHamsta will remain in our hearts forever

    P.S. I am a female venomancer ^^ I know it's rare, isn't it?
  • WaffleChan - Sanctuary
    WaffleChan - Sanctuary Posts: 2,897 Arc User
    edited September 2010
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    your butt nolonger itches, but now has a pain in it

    i wish i were in dixie, hoorah.
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    advice to fledgling archers:
    Going sage is like drunken sex, at first she may look good, but when you wake up the next morning; you'll look at her and go WHAT HAVE I DONE.
  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited September 2010
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    Wish granted, you get sent to the Dixie Cup factory and see the ever so exiting process of how they make the tiny paper cups.



    I wish for an airplane.
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  • WaffleChan - Sanctuary
    WaffleChan - Sanctuary Posts: 2,897 Arc User
    edited September 2010
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    wish granted, but said air plane is high jacked by terrorists forcing you to listen to barbra steisand for 24 hours straight.

    i wish i could have a donut
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    advice to fledgling archers:
    Going sage is like drunken sex, at first she may look good, but when you wake up the next morning; you'll look at her and go WHAT HAVE I DONE.
  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited September 2010
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    Wish granted. You get your doughnut, but it's so stale that not even diamonds can cut it.


    I wish for a wish for a wish.
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  • Grippieluver - Lost City
    Grippieluver - Lost City Posts: 9,807 Arc User
    edited September 2010
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    Granted, but then your wish is corrupted :'(



    I wish he would talk to me :(
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]Thankiez to Dorset for the sig!

    MagicHamsta will remain in our hearts forever

    P.S. I am a female venomancer ^^ I know it's rare, isn't it?
  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited September 2010
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    Wish granted. He talks to you, but only to tell you he's leaving and will never see you again. b:sad


    I wish for people to be nicer to each other.
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  • Jimbeiguy - Lost City
    Jimbeiguy - Lost City Posts: 7 Arc User
    edited September 2010
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    Your wish is granted.....everyone is nice.The world is nice,no evil,no crime only niceness.But in the end,everyone will die.As all of you are too nice,you have to queue to enter heaven which takes a very long time.Maybe......ETERNITY. I wish i can marry a chinese girl
  • Teppeii - Dreamweaver
    Teppeii - Dreamweaver Posts: 1,206 Arc User
    edited September 2010
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    You can marry a chinese girl, you just choose not to for some reason unknown to even yourself.

    I wish for the most epic vanilla pudding evers.
    On indefinite hiatus :3
  • WaffleChan - Sanctuary
    WaffleChan - Sanctuary Posts: 2,897 Arc User
    edited September 2010
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    lol so easy to make a genital related joke... granted, but afterwards, the tons of sugar in it sends you into a diabetic coma

    i wish anniversary packs were gone
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    advice to fledgling archers:
    Going sage is like drunken sex, at first she may look good, but when you wake up the next morning; you'll look at her and go WHAT HAVE I DONE.
  • Pleira - Raging Tide
    Pleira - Raging Tide Posts: 67 Arc User
    edited September 2010
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    Granted, but afterwards all of the CS items that had an involvement with the packs (Fashion stone, supply crate, cabinet stone, etc...) all disappear...INCLUDING from the Botique!

    I wish that people would read books more.
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    Lil_Kuma -- Independant -- Lvl 10 Barbarian -- Raging Tideb:pleased

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  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited September 2010
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    Wish granted. People read much more. This leads to an increase demand for books, both the written material and the physical form. This leads to two things: Writers are strained and run out of ideas quickly, leading to a string of really bad books, and the increase need for paper leads to many, many more trees being cut down, which speeds up environmental degradation.



    I wish for a new, top of the line computer that can't be broken, stolen, lost, or get any kind of virus.
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  • Nehru - Heavens Tear
    Nehru - Heavens Tear Posts: 104 Arc User
    edited September 2010
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    Thus shall it be...

    YOU are now the proud owner of a Neveron JG78-0, the latest in Subdermal nanobot computing. The Never is rugged, reliable, guaranteed to never be lost or stolen. Our patented and proprietary operating system means that you'll never have t worry about computer viruses or hackers. With Neveron, Your data and entertainment are always literally at the palm of your hand.

    What the spokesman didn't say is that the nanobots do a good bit of remodeling while making them selves at home. You soon develop metallic cysts at the base of your skull and near your joints, these being nano factories that the computers uses to replicate the tiny bots that make up the system. Thin metallic filaments soon begin tracing along your limbs as the nanites construct the base circuitry, memory structures and the dermal interface. You also develop a severe vitamin and mineral deficiencies due to the bots leeching them from your blood stream for use as raw materials. The process is painful and slow. It's also irreversible. After months of suffering and medical visits you have your computer. Sadly, it only understands Esperanto and the proprietary formatting means that none of your old files are compatible with it. There also isn't any way to interface with any other hardware or transfer files... unless you want to go through several more months of painful microscopic construction.

    I wish my laptop had a better graphics card.
    "It is said that whomsoever the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad. In fact, whomsoever the gods wish to destroy, they first hand the equivilant of a stick with a fizzing fuse and ACME Dynamite Company written on the side. It's more interesting, and doesn't take so long."
    - Terry Pratchett
  • Grippieluver - Lost City
    Grippieluver - Lost City Posts: 9,807 Arc User
    edited September 2010
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    Granted, but then someone steals it...


    I wish this week was even MORE fun than it already was
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]Thankiez to Dorset for the sig!

    MagicHamsta will remain in our hearts forever

    P.S. I am a female venomancer ^^ I know it's rare, isn't it?

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