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  • FinalFatex - Harshlands
    FinalFatex - Harshlands Posts: 2,427 Arc User
    edited August 2010
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    Granted but due to the 30 second limit thay dont help you in the least.

    I wish for no 30 second limit!
    ~~Blood Red since 30~~
  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited August 2010
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    Wish granted. There is no more limit, but now the forums are soon overrun by spammers that post every second. Some threads are even filled up by nothing but spam posts by one person. The GMs and Mods are unable to keep up with the spam, and so have to close the forums down.

    I wish for a AA sized battery with infinite energy that can't be lost, stolen, or broken in any way. b:sin
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  • Grippieluver - Lost City
    Grippieluver - Lost City Posts: 9,807 Arc User
    edited August 2010
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    Granted, but everything that uses AA batterries dissappears off the face of the earth :)


    I wish for new nailpolish
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]Thankiez to Dorset for the sig!

    MagicHamsta will remain in our hearts forever

    P.S. I am a female venomancer ^^ I know it's rare, isn't it?
  • Ilwyn_ - Dreamweaver
    Ilwyn_ - Dreamweaver Posts: 432 Arc User
    edited August 2010
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    Granted, but it's permanent and the only way to get a different color is to paint over it. :) Also it's a very very bright color, so it won't look right with most outfits.

    I wish I had the ability to call the Goblin King at will.
  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited August 2010
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    Wish granted. You can call him at any time you want. But, since he's a king, he doesn't listen to you at all, and prefers to break things when you call him.


    I wish for an Italian Ice.
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  • Grippieluver - Lost City
    Grippieluver - Lost City Posts: 9,807 Arc User
    edited August 2010
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    Grantes, but u have to go to italy to get it lol... and on your flight there, your plane crashes... as it's crashing the flight attendent comes over with a small cup of cherry italian ice and says, "sorry sir I forgo to give this to u" and right before the plane hits the ground your last words were, "what the f*ck"




    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL


    I wish for colds to never exist!
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]Thankiez to Dorset for the sig!

    MagicHamsta will remain in our hearts forever

    P.S. I am a female venomancer ^^ I know it's rare, isn't it?
  • FinalFatex - Harshlands
    FinalFatex - Harshlands Posts: 2,427 Arc User
    edited August 2010
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    Granted! but wherever anyone would have gotten a cold they get pneumonia instead.
    ~~Blood Red since 30~~
  • The_Champion - Sanctuary
    The_Champion - Sanctuary Posts: 988 Arc User
    edited August 2010
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    You didnt make a wish...

    I wish I could eat soup with a fork!
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    Sounds about right
  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited August 2010
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    Wish granted. You an eat soup with a fork, but only because it's been made into a thick paste like substance.


    I wish for raisins.
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  • Ilwyn_ - Dreamweaver
    Ilwyn_ - Dreamweaver Posts: 432 Arc User
    edited August 2010
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    Granted, but the raisins turn out to be Chipmunk poo and no one ever told you.

    I wish Pokemon were real.
  • The_Champion - Sanctuary
    The_Champion - Sanctuary Posts: 988 Arc User
    edited August 2010
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    Wish Granted. But soon pokemon take over the world with no army being able to beat the barrage of mudkips.

    I wish for a lifetime supply of wafflesb:dirty
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  • Grippieluver - Lost City
    Grippieluver - Lost City Posts: 9,807 Arc User
    edited August 2010
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    Granted, but they are old and stale


    I wish for a troll free environment
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]Thankiez to Dorset for the sig!

    MagicHamsta will remain in our hearts forever

    P.S. I am a female venomancer ^^ I know it's rare, isn't it?
  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited August 2010
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    Wish granted. Your internet is shut down.


    I wish for travel to any place I want at will, and return whenever I feel like it.
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  • FinalFatex - Harshlands
    FinalFatex - Harshlands Posts: 2,427 Arc User
    edited August 2010
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    Granted! But but you have to do it like everyone else and buy a plane ticket and fly there... which is expensive..

    I wish for a dot right there ---> .
    ~~Blood Red since 30~~
  • The_Champion - Sanctuary
    The_Champion - Sanctuary Posts: 988 Arc User
    edited August 2010
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    Wish granted...The dot then reveales it's a ninja bomb and your computer explodes

    I wish i made a living selling tuxedos to little people
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  • greekgodkiller
    greekgodkiller Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited August 2010
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    Granted, The 'little people' all revolt against your prices and you go out of business and then they burn you at the stake for hersey :D



    I wish for a car that can go 360 mph and never crash :D
  • The_Champion - Sanctuary
    The_Champion - Sanctuary Posts: 988 Arc User
    edited August 2010
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    Wish granted! But the car was made without brakes, and as the car never crashes, you are then stuck circling the earth for the rest of your life...

    I wish for a waffle made out of bacon b:pleased
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  • FinalFatex - Harshlands
    FinalFatex - Harshlands Posts: 2,427 Arc User
    edited August 2010
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    Granted, but the bacon was not cooked and you die of mad... pig disease.

    I wish for the sun to explode.
    ~~Blood Red since 30~~
  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited August 2010
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    Wish granted. The sun explodes, and you see it happen. But for that to happen, billions of years have to pass. In order to see the exploding sun, you are made immortal. You must now endure billions of years of the crushing loneliness of eternity, just to see something that will probably only last a few moments, and burn everything, including you. But, since your now immortal, you are horribly burned, but still alive. Now you also have to deal with that, plus the cold emptiness of open space.


    I wish for candy.
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  • FinalFatex - Harshlands
    FinalFatex - Harshlands Posts: 2,427 Arc User
    edited August 2010
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    Granted but the candy makes you immortal just like em so you have to endure the same fate ^ as I.

    I wish for an elastic band.
    ~~Blood Red since 30~~
  • pheonixforce
    pheonixforce Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited September 2010
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    Granted you begin to play with your new found elastic band and nothing bad has come from it... however one day you pull too hard and the elastic band snaps into microscopic pieces and creates a cloud of fine powder which gets all over you. This powder causes you to be elastic at the cost of the control of your elasticity you now randomly stretch out at the most inoppurtune moments.

    I wish that vampires would never exist in any way shape or form
  • FinalFatex - Harshlands
    FinalFatex - Harshlands Posts: 2,427 Arc User
    edited September 2010
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    If that includes on tv, movies and in books i will not corrupt it.

    I wish for this thread not to die on page 3.
    ~~Blood Red since 30~~
  • Niteshadows - Dreamweaver
    Niteshadows - Dreamweaver Posts: 55 Arc User
    edited September 2010
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    Page 3. ur dream is coming true. a group of gms QQ about not being apart of this thread and they ban everyone who has posted on here. they take all of the posters' characters and make them all lvl 1 again. they take away all of ur money and laugh relentlessly on how much power they have over everyone that cashshops.

    I wish new classes were added.
  • Archers_Soul - Lost City
    Archers_Soul - Lost City Posts: 746 Arc User
    edited September 2010
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    Niteshadows - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    Page 3. ur dream is coming true. a group of gms QQ about not being apart of this thread and they ban everyone who has posted on here. they take all of the posters' characters and make them all lvl 1 again. they take away all of ur money and laugh relentlessly on how much power they have over everyone that cashshops.

    I wish new classes were added.

    Wish granted. There will be 2 new classes in a race called the demi gods, the classes will be the reapers and the arch angels. Reapers will be able to turn invisable, and deal over a million damage with their lvl 59 skill which has a 10 second cool down and the arch angel class would be a healing class with 3 invincable spells and a full hp heal spell that can be spammed constantly. Sadly only a limited abount of people can use these classes, 24 people each class. Everyone that chooses those classes will be an *** hole **** talking 10 year old pker what won't log off the game until rthe server shuts down from lack of people wanting to play because of the biblical OPness of the new classes, everyone quits perfect world and starts playing pokemon indigo.



    I wish I knew what's REALLY gonna happen in 2012.
    I don't care how old or young you are, how small your **** is, how much of a nerd irl you are or how depressed you are that you never will get laid. There is no reason to act like an A-hole to everyone on an mmorpg. Its a shame that I have to take time out of my day to tell people "stop being an A-hole". So I end with this, if your acting like an A-hole, and some one tells you your being an A-hole chances are your being an A-hole.
  • KittyTaco - Lost City
    KittyTaco - Lost City Posts: 295 Arc User
    edited September 2010
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    Granted, and you find out that the whole earth's gonna die thing is true and then it happens and everyone dies.


    I wiiisshh I had all the classes I actually wanted for school D:
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  • Grippieluver - Lost City
    Grippieluver - Lost City Posts: 9,807 Arc User
    edited September 2010
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    Granted, but everyone else wanted those classes too, so your classrooms are bursting at the seams with students.


    I wish for a better hairday...
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]Thankiez to Dorset for the sig!

    MagicHamsta will remain in our hearts forever

    P.S. I am a female venomancer ^^ I know it's rare, isn't it?
  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited September 2010
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    Wish granted. Your hair is now so perfect, that you never want it to get messed up. You take ever possible procauction against this from happening. You no longer go outside so the wind won't disturb your hair. You don't let anyone go near you so that they won't touch your hair. Eventually, you lock yourself in your room, only letting others in so that you can eat and drink. But hey, at least you have nice hair.


    I wish I didn't have to go to synagogue today. b:faint
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  • Niteshadows - Dreamweaver
    Niteshadows - Dreamweaver Posts: 55 Arc User
    edited September 2010
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    Granted. It is called off because it literally rains cats and dogs. The whole community volunteers to clean up the mess the next day and school is out for the rest of the month. DX

    Hmm... I wish I could get a ticket to see the USA basketball team in action.
  • Grippieluver - Lost City
    Grippieluver - Lost City Posts: 9,807 Arc User
    edited September 2010
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    Granted, but it was a used one


    I wish I wasnt addicted to spicy foods
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]Thankiez to Dorset for the sig!

    MagicHamsta will remain in our hearts forever

    P.S. I am a female venomancer ^^ I know it's rare, isn't it?
  • FinalFatex - Harshlands
    FinalFatex - Harshlands Posts: 2,427 Arc User
    edited September 2010
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    Granted, you are now allergic to them.

    I wish my for a 3 day weekend
    ~~Blood Red since 30~~

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