Corrupt the Wish

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  • XxRaynaHeart - Sanctuary
    XxRaynaHeart - Sanctuary Posts: 366 Arc User
    edited August 2010
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    Your wish has been granted! But, the taco seems to be made of things that were the remains of a recent monster explosion, therefore your taco is alive! It slaps you in the face, and then goes on a wild rampage as Taco the Great. Taco the Great declares that you are no longer able to eat tacos for the rest of your life.

    I wish for... an automatic and effective cure for my sore throat.
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  • KittyTaco - Lost City
    KittyTaco - Lost City Posts: 295 Arc User
    edited August 2010
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    OH HELL NO.
    -noms that taco-

    Granted! -gives Buckley's-
    You take the Buckley's but then remember it tastes awful
    you puke and end up sicker than you were before

    I wish for that I was rich.. D:
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  • Grippieluver - Lost City
    Grippieluver - Lost City Posts: 9,807 Arc User
    edited August 2010
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    granted... but then u become very conceited


    I wish I hadnt walked through a spider web and got a spider on my back! b:shockedb:cry
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]Thankiez to Dorset for the sig!

    MagicHamsta will remain in our hearts forever

    P.S. I am a female venomancer ^^ I know it's rare, isn't it?
  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited August 2010
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    Wish granted. Instead of a spider web, you walk into an assassins trap that had been set for someone else. You get cut up by sharpened wires strung up across your path.


    I wish I didn't need to shave every morning.
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  • Grippieluver - Lost City
    Grippieluver - Lost City Posts: 9,807 Arc User
    edited August 2010
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    Granted, but it's bc ur hairless


    I wish I didnt have to shave my legs... but! I do have legs.. and I have hair in every other normal place in normal amts >_>
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]Thankiez to Dorset for the sig!

    MagicHamsta will remain in our hearts forever

    P.S. I am a female venomancer ^^ I know it's rare, isn't it?
  • Krisnda - Lost City
    Krisnda - Lost City Posts: 1,465 Arc User
    edited August 2010
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    Granted, but its because i took your legs ^^.

    I wish SOMEONE would listen to the ENTIRE playerbase...
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    A good moderator should:
    - Have the computer skills necessary to handle forum-related tasks (Web skills, basic programming)
    - Be patient to handle all sorts of requests
    - Be level-headed to keep discussions and some petty squabbles in check.b:cool
  • Grippieluver - Lost City
    Grippieluver - Lost City Posts: 9,807 Arc User
    edited August 2010
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    Granted, but they dont do anything about

    I wish ppl wouldnt bring general disscussion **** to my sanctuary (others too, but I'm not sure who...)
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]Thankiez to Dorset for the sig!

    MagicHamsta will remain in our hearts forever

    P.S. I am a female venomancer ^^ I know it's rare, isn't it?
  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited August 2010
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    Wish granted. Nobody brings any of the General QQing here to off topics, but then they shut down this section of the forum. b:shocked Now we have to go there and deal with all the drama.


    I wish for a tasty dinner.
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    Be nice to people
  • Grippieluver - Lost City
    Grippieluver - Lost City Posts: 9,807 Arc User
    edited August 2010
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    Granted... but it was cooked for someone else.. and you had to watch them enjoy it


    I wish for an attache thumb drive
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]Thankiez to Dorset for the sig!

    MagicHamsta will remain in our hearts forever

    P.S. I am a female venomancer ^^ I know it's rare, isn't it?
  • FinalFatex - Harshlands
    FinalFatex - Harshlands Posts: 2,427 Arc User
    edited August 2010
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    Granted! but you get the 128MB one.

    I wish for nothing.
    ~~Blood Red since 30~~
  • Rikkai - Sanctuary
    Rikkai - Sanctuary Posts: 48 Arc User
    edited August 2010
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    As you wished for nothing a giant black hole of nonexistancy swallows you up and you are forever surrounded by nothingness b:chuckle

    I wish for a hot guy with a 6pack b:dirty
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]~Lol dont you just love those random stalkerish guys~b:shocked
  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited August 2010
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    Wish granted. You get a guy that's dressed in 6 layers of clothing and holding a 6 pack of beer.


    I wish for 20/20 eyesight.
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  • LifeHunting - Heavens Tear
    LifeHunting - Heavens Tear Posts: 2,023 Arc User
    edited August 2010
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    Granted.....wait...how is this corruptable o.O>....



    I wish the China Devs could speak perfect english and read the outrage on our forum and stop torturing us for what their idiot chinese players are doing b:surrender
  • Grippieluver - Lost City
    Grippieluver - Lost City Posts: 9,807 Arc User
    edited August 2010
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    granted, but then they all cuss u out? O_O

    I wish that hadnt fallen in the mud
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]Thankiez to Dorset for the sig!

    MagicHamsta will remain in our hearts forever

    P.S. I am a female venomancer ^^ I know it's rare, isn't it?
  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited August 2010
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    Wish granted. You don't fall in mud, but you do fall into a large hole.


    I wish for fruit snacks.
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  • Grippieluver - Lost City
    Grippieluver - Lost City Posts: 9,807 Arc User
    edited August 2010
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    Granted... but they're not the artificial ones... they're real fruit... altho i think this is better but i assume u wanted the candy type?


    I wish my back wasnt killing me lol

    *waits on someoene to say... "fine it doesnt kill u, it r.apes u" lol*
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]Thankiez to Dorset for the sig!

    MagicHamsta will remain in our hearts forever

    P.S. I am a female venomancer ^^ I know it's rare, isn't it?
  • FinalFatex - Harshlands
    FinalFatex - Harshlands Posts: 2,427 Arc User
    edited August 2010
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    Granted... but now there is a spy out to kill you b:shocked

    I wish I could slowdown or speedup time at will...
    ~~Blood Red since 30~~
  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited August 2010
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    Wish granted. Everything's fine as long as you only slow down time, and return it to normal. But the moment you start speeding things up, you lose control and end up speeding things up so much the sun will explode in about ten minutes.



    I wish for a job that I enjoy in every way, pays well, and has good coworkers and boss.
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  • FinalFatex - Harshlands
    FinalFatex - Harshlands Posts: 2,427 Arc User
    edited August 2010
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    Granted! but two week in the company unfortunately goes out of business and you will now have to go to a job that is much worse.

    I wish for a perfectly working weather control device
    ~~Blood Red since 30~~
  • WeirdOz - Raging Tide
    WeirdOz - Raging Tide Posts: 81 Arc User
    edited August 2010
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    Go to Russia. Apparently according to rumors they have one. But then you would be under the surveillance by CIA, FBI, KGB and pretty much every intelligence organisation in the world.

    I wish that "The Man" would quit **** around already.
  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited August 2010
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    Wish granted. "The Man" stops **** with you, but now "The Woman" does. b:shocked

    I wish for my teeth to always be healthy without any kind of maintenance, and to never fall out.
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  • Grippieluver - Lost City
    Grippieluver - Lost City Posts: 9,807 Arc User
    edited August 2010
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    Granted... but they're fake teeth :)


    I wish for this zit to go away ugggh
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]Thankiez to Dorset for the sig!

    MagicHamsta will remain in our hearts forever

    P.S. I am a female venomancer ^^ I know it's rare, isn't it?
  • Myrtle - Raging Tide
    Myrtle - Raging Tide Posts: 821 Arc User
    edited August 2010
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    Wish granted
    Your zit is gone!
    now u lost your hair!
    and no wig for ya!
    i wish for a cute wig!<3
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Each time the sun goes down,
    I remember that somewhere near,
    It's spreding its first morning sunshines.
    b:shy
  • Grippieluver - Lost City
    Grippieluver - Lost City Posts: 9,807 Arc User
    edited August 2010
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    Graned.. but that's because u have cancer and ur treatment made yer hair fall out.... posting this almost made me cry lol



    I wish i wasnt as sensitive as i am LOL
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]Thankiez to Dorset for the sig!

    MagicHamsta will remain in our hearts forever

    P.S. I am a female venomancer ^^ I know it's rare, isn't it?
  • Myrtle - Raging Tide
    Myrtle - Raging Tide Posts: 821 Arc User
    edited August 2010
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    ouch that made me cry to
    wish granted but now ur a heacking mean person who doesn`t care about others feelings
    i wish to be more powerfull
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Each time the sun goes down,
    I remember that somewhere near,
    It's spreding its first morning sunshines.
    b:shy
  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited August 2010
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    Wish granted. You are more powerful now. And you want to try out your new found power. So, you go on a massive rampage, killing everyone in your path. Eventually, the army is called out to stop you. Turns out you weren't quite powerful enough to deal with all that.


    I wish to be able to find anything and anyone I want to.
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  • Grippieluver - Lost City
    Grippieluver - Lost City Posts: 9,807 Arc User
    edited August 2010
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    Granted... but u lose something in return... so it's a cycle.. every time u find somethig, u lose something... so then u go to find it.. and u lose something else... u do this the rest of your life



    I wishfor a cookie
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]Thankiez to Dorset for the sig!

    MagicHamsta will remain in our hearts forever

    P.S. I am a female venomancer ^^ I know it's rare, isn't it?
  • Myrtle - Raging Tide
    Myrtle - Raging Tide Posts: 821 Arc User
    edited August 2010
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    Wish Granted i give u the cookie but i steal `n eat it<3
    i Wish that lex won`t iggnore me on msn that often:((
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Each time the sun goes down,
    I remember that somewhere near,
    It's spreding its first morning sunshines.
    b:shy
  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited August 2010
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    Wish granted. He pays so much attention to you, that he becomes annoying. You want him to hold off a bit, but nothing you do can get him to leave you alone. You go mad from him overbearing attention.


    I wish to be able to control animals.
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  • Myrtle - Raging Tide
    Myrtle - Raging Tide Posts: 821 Arc User
    edited August 2010
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    granted but now the army puts u to control animals for them and u kill your self cuz u don`t wanan hurt ppls with your animal-controling powers
    i wish to be a ghost
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    Each time the sun goes down,
    I remember that somewhere near,
    It's spreding its first morning sunshines.
    b:shy

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