Yo mama's so fat, her Mirror Verse twin is TRIPLETS.
super duper right there sir! I enjoyed that quite a bit.
Y(our) mother is so obese that in order to transport her to the nearest starbase, you must 1st invent the universe... wait...I think I messed that one up.
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Your momma is so ugly that tellerites feel glamorous.
Your momma is so stupid she though "The Q" were a store band of panty liners.
Your momma is so fat she uses warpcore explosions to remove the lint from her navel.
well done sir....
Alright, my next one is not really star trek related...its from a canadian comedian i love...russell peters!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNmJVND5bMs
super duper right there sir! I enjoyed that quite a bit.
Y(our) mother is so obese that in order to transport her to the nearest starbase, you must 1st invent the universe... wait...I think I messed that one up.
....what....hey it was better than my last one.
ROFL, that is awesome
your momma's so fat, she uses a freighter for her captain's yacht...
Now that was clever... you gotta admit.
*snicker* nice.
That one wasn't star trek related at all! I didn't even get it!
Life.
Size.
Actually Quark is a type of Yoghurt in Germany, so that's not even a joke.
So here's a real one:
Yo mama's so fat she fell in love once and broke it.
Have I dun it right?