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Yo Momma jokes (Star Trek version)

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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Your momma so slow, the Gorn Kirk fought ***** slaps her regularly.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Yo momma so fat she plays hopscotch like this. Earth, Risa, Bajor, Romulus.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Yo momma so dyslexic that when she was assimilated by The Borg her designation was 10 of 3.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Not feeling particularly clever today so this is the best I can do....

    1.) Yo momma so fat, the "M" in Class M planet stands for Momma.

    2.) Yo Momma such a malcontent the Borg said "Assilmilation is Futile"

    3.) Yo Momma so fat the reason they call themselves the Q is because she ate the rest of the alphabet
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Your mama is go ugly blackholes try to escape her
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Yo momma so fat whenever she tried to wear a jacket with an X on it, shuttlecrafts were trying to land on her.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Yo momma's so hairy, the only language she speaks is Tribble.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Your mama is so dumb she makes Corky facepalm
    hmm St sorry lol...


    Your mama is so fat she was a Dyson sphere stand in
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Your mama's so fat, she once went to the council of the federation and sat next to EVERYBODY!

    Yo mama's so fat, on turbolifts it reads : Maximum Occupancy 20 people or YO MAMA!
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Yo momma so fat she is used as a backup shield for incoming photon torpedos.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Yo momma is so ugly she should be hauled away as garbage.

    (anyone who does not know the reference watch the TOS episode "The Trouble with Tribbles").
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Your momma is so fat they use her for a universe expansion model.
    Your momma is so fat her thigh friction makes phaser beams.
    Your momma is so fat they have to use a tractor beam to get her on board.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Yo mamma so dumb, she thinks you can go back in time, change things, then come forward in time to witness the changes you put into place, not even considering the obvious fact that if you go back in time, you're creating an alternat timeline that runs parallel to the original timeline, with the only exceptions being situations where you fall in love with a hippy, fight borg, or deal with humpback whales.

    Man, yo mamma dumb.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    CaptainCoyote wrote:
    Yo mama's so fat, her Borg Designation was Seven of DAAAAAAAAMMMMMNNNN!

    Yo mama's so hawt, her Borg Designation was Seven of DAAAAAAAAMMMMMNNNN!
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Foxyphoenix wrote:
    yo momma so stupid, she thinks DS9 is a drink

    I thought she thought it was a video console?
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    xlcr wrote: »
    Yo mamma so dumb, she thinks you can go back in time, change things, then come forward in time to witness the changes you put into place, not even considering the obvious fact that if you go back in time, you're creating an alternat timeline that runs parallel to the original timeline, with the only exceptions being situations where you fall in love with a hippy, fight borg, or deal with humpback whales.

    Man, yo mamma dumb.

    I <3 this more than mudkips..er ferengi
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Yo momma so dense she emits Hawking radiation.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    bumpity bump bump
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Yo momma is so fat she doesn't need to be at warp 10 to occupy all points in the universe simultaneously.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Yo momma so fat not even the combined powers of The Q Continuum can teleport her.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    CaptainCoyote wrote:
    Yo mama's so fat, her borg implants consist of two mini-fridges and a microwave.

    I got a huge laugh out of that one. Thanks.:p
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Yo momma so dumb when she was looking through the Starfleet historical archives, she said, "I didn't know we could beam to other planets in the 21st century... it says here that Obama used a teleprompter."
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Your momma is so fat that when she wore a red dress, starships followed her around hailing "Enemy signal Contact".
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Yo momma is so fat, she's the reason no one can find Sulu
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Yo mama is so fat that when she put on her blue Science shirt, seven oompah loompahs tried to roll her away.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Yo momma's so smart that she is the fisrt to notice that Your jokes are so old that the dinosaurs found em boring.

    *not one of these has even made me laugh. all I could do was chug 2 pots of coffee in 18 minutes.*

    Yo mommas so fat she could plug the black hole that's forming from bad yo momma jokes atm.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    When you mama breaches an EPS conduit... people die.
    Thousands of people.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Neatherworldians wrote: »
    Yo momma's so smart that she is the fisrt to notice that Your jokes are so old that the dinosaurs found em boring.

    *not one of these has even made me laugh. all I could do was chug 2 pots of coffee in 18 minutes.*

    Yo mommas so fat she could plug the black hole that's forming from bad yo momma jokes atm.

    If someone were to come into the many, many, MANY pointless threads YOU make out of boredom, and express contempt for the subject matter and point out that they were not amused, or iimpressed by content, you would have a snit-fit, accuse them of trolling, take it as a direct attack on your insecure persona and threaten to report them.

    I dub thee the Greek God - Hypocrisy. For someone who hates "trolls" and is quick to throw the label, your horns are showing brightly.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Yo mama is so hairy she poops tribbles.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Yo momma so stupid when I told her that it would be chilly on Andoria, she brought a bowl and a spoon.
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