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Yo Momma jokes (Star Trek version)

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  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks betazoid is a geometric shape.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Yo momma so dumb she thought
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Yo mama's so old, her Comm-Badge is rotary dial.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Your momma is so fat that she has to use a Tholian Web for fishnet stockings.

    Your momma is so ugly that tellerites feel glamorous.

    Your momma is so stupid she though "The Q" were a store band of panty liners.

    Your momma is so fat she uses warpcore explosions to remove the lint from her navel.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Yo momma is so stupid she thought that the "captain's log" was some sort of toiletry.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    CaptainCoyote wrote:
    Yo mama's so old, her Comm-Badge is rotary dial.

    well done sir....


    Alright, my next one is not really star trek related...its from a canadian comedian i love...russell peters!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNmJVND5bMs
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Your momma so fat she ate
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Yo mama's so fat, her ship travels at the speed of heavy.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Yo momma so fat, she gets registered as a new galaxy with her own prefix
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Your momma so stupid that she thought a singularity was
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Yo mama's so fat, she had to have her Jefferies Tubes tied.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Your momma is so stupid she thought a photon torpedo was an atomic measurement.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    CaptainCoyote wrote:
    Yo mama's so fat, her Mirror Verse twin is TRIPLETS.

    super duper right there sir! I enjoyed that quite a bit.

    Y(our) mother is so obese that in order to transport her to the nearest starbase, you must 1st invent the universe... wait...I think I messed that one up.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Your mother is so stupid that she thought the enterprise was a seafaring vess..errr.... nm.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Your mother is so unpleasant to be around that I some times wish I were lost in the Delta Quadrant were she in my presence....

    ....what....hey it was better than my last one.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    In Soviet Russia, Tribbles have trouble with YOU
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    In Soviet Russia, Stupid is fat.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    CaptainCoyote wrote:
    Yo mama's so fat that when they hail her on screen, they gotta use I-Max.

    ROFL, that is awesome

    your momma's so fat, she uses a freighter for her captain's yacht...
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Yo momma so fat, her gravitational pull affects the entire quadrant.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    In the former U.S.S.R. your mother tell star wars related riddles about your weight.


    Now that was clever... you gotta admit.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    imaximus wrote: »
    In the former U.S.S.R. your mother tell star wars related riddles about your weight.


    Now that was clever... you gotta admit.

    *snicker* nice.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Losbullitt wrote: »
    *snicker* nice.

    That one wasn't star trek related at all! I didn't even get it!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Yo mamma's behind is so huge, its got a map of the Delta Quadrant tattooed on it.

    Life.

    Size.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    yo momma so stupid, she thinks DS9 is a drink
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Your mother is so german she thinks Quark is a type of yoghurt.

    Actually Quark is a type of Yoghurt in Germany, so that's not even a joke.

    So here's a real one:

    Yo mama's so fat she fell in love once and broke it.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Yo momma is a nice lady ...

    Have I dun it right?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Yo Momma is so dumb that she thinks Klingons stick to walls.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Your. Mother. IS.. so-FAT
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Yo momma so fat, her a$$ scans as a quantum singularity.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Yo momma so old she was the first person to be admitted to The Q Continuum.
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